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I'm going to a college costing around 26k a year (room and board included) And I making a mistake?
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>>18185694
If you are studying something that will grant you a lot of job opportunities, like I.T./computer science, then it's probably a good investment. If it's to study """"""art"""""" then maybe not so much.
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What are you majoring in. That's a big factor
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>>18185704
How is IT? Does it require good math skills?
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I was thinking criminal justice
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>terrible at languages
>can only speak English after full education in foreign languages in school
>procrastinator
>want to learn chinese
For those who have gotten decent at Chinese, how did you get your head around it?
Obviously like most things, time invested results in better results.
But what is a good way to spend that time well?
I had a grind in Chinese and I love the teacher to bits but felt so bad seeing her clearly irrate at my shit tier language skills. Made me feel awful.
Any suggestions?
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I took college classes on it.
Study the material, repeat it back to you, find native speakers to talk with - in my city there is a very large asian population.
Above all you just have to be unafraid of sounding retarded speaking to others.
Assuming you're not in a class: our layout was pretty much, each week we're assigned new hanzi and have to write them out a fuck ton of times, and then a verbal and written test each week. Then once a week we met with a taiwanese woman who conducted an hour long speaking lab with us. The classes past the first year were also completely in chink
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>>18185619
Well I am doing night school but it isnt assesed at all so no pressure to learn.
For someone doing essentially independent learning mixed with 1 hour a week classes mixed with (I cant emphasize) mega retard language tier abilities, would you have any specifics?
For clarity I mainly want to master spoken Chinese more so than the writing. Basic then decent conversation.
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TEACH ME CHINESE
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>lady tells me dealer school starts on the 25th
>they seem to like me in interview
>pass math test
>pass drug test
>it's the 3rd
>still no call yet
>think I've been played
Time to panic yet or nah?
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>>18185537
If they font call you, you call them instead!
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>>18185548
Tried calling their "employment inquiries" hotline twice. They don't fucking pick it up.
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>>18185560
You should call HR guy directly.
Feels bad man, look for another job in the mean time.
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So I was with this guy for a long time. I've been through everything with him. I gave him a lot of time and money in the duration of us being together. I miss him a lot. He said he loved me and that I was his just the day before he ended it. I have no closure and I felt as if I was a good girlfriend. How do I get closure? Is it okay to talk to him?
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>>18185504
Burn the coal, pay the toll
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>>18185504
I'm sorry for this is going to be a tough pill to swallow.
He realized he could string you along and use you to reap the benefits and when you were of no more use or value to you, he simply discarded you. The way he broke up with you is a manipulation tactic so he could have an open door with you to come back at his leisure. Go no contact, ruin his life.
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How would no contact help though? Why do we fall in love with people like this?
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>meet cutie at record store
>She's Asian, 5'1, 120 lbs, E cup knockers, into fitness, loves clothes
>We talk about The Beach Boys, The Smiths, Animal Collective, Akira, and Neon Genesis in great detail.
>Find out we love the same books and films as well
>Have a 3-hour long conversation about Ingmar Bergman... Really
>She now texts me about once a day to catch up
Do I go for it Anons? We are both in the phase of freaking out since we are both really similar but we get along incredibly well.
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>>18185466
I would.
But I'm a lonely piece of shit, so I don't.
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>>18185466
Why not? You seem to like each other.
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I can't get boners anymore and nothing turns me on. How do I reverse this?
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-pills for erection
-stop fapping/watching porn every day
whatever applies best to your situation
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>>18185431
Have you considered that you might be gay?
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>>18185431
why try to reverse it? you should look at it as a blessing.
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So, how does 4chan enlarge their penises? 15 cm here (fuck ur inches americunts) Any experiences?
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>>18185420
Yeah I have experience, but you said
>fuck ur inches americunts
So I ain't telling you shit
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>>18185420
Dude that's about average size you're fine
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>>18185420
why do you want to enlarge a 5.9 inch schlong? you're above average compared to your peers.
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I told my husband I wanted to be a porn star. He said he would build me a website and get videos of me and him, me and other people, and him with other girls. This has turned into him messaging almost exclusively fat chicks, like 250-300 lbs. I think it's because they're desperate. I couldn't have sex last night and when I looked on his phone he got nudes from some 300 (or probably heavier) lb lady with a nasty huge stomach. He talked about getting her pregnant and whatnot then asked for a BJ. The stupid fat bitch had 2 kids already. I know he's after the BJ video where he'll attempt to hide her ugly but jesus christ. I'm pregnant and might've just had a fucking miscarriage (weird bits of dark red spotting last time we had sex) and he's bullshitting Fatty Patty about knocking her up cuz I was worried I'd start the weird spotting again. I work out and watch what I eat every day, like most non fat fetish porn stars would. I'm hot. Fat chicks on my site would just turn off the people who would be into me! He's also skinny and hot so I don't see why he can't at least find someone with a BMI under 30 to do this, let alone someone actually in shape. All his exes were my size so I doubt he likes fats. It's probably a confidence thing, but still.. The thought of him coming home smelling like fupa cheese terrifies me. But if I say anything about this, like I have before, he'll get mad at me for butting in and being too 'picky'. The last time I said something he at least agreed to no double chins but obviously he forgot about that. I chose him over having an actual career in porn (the offers I was getting before I ran off with him guaranteed I'd only have to work like 1-4 days out of the month, FML) and this is what I get. What do you guys think I should do..?
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>>18185326
Reconsider your options, do you really want to be a porn star?
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Your husband is a disgusting person for even whoring his own wife out.
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>>18185326
You have to love /adv/ some times.
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Hey /adv/,
I have a phone interview later on today for a very good position and on the company's website, they make it VERY clear that they're a Christian company.
Anyone know a few good religious phrases that I can pepper into the interview?
Not entire fucking passages and psalms, but something like "the lord giveth, the lord taketh away"?
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>>18185282
I would probably advise against this. I work for a company that is super conservative (I'm massively liberal or pragmatic) and it has never come up a single time. It literally doesn't affect our working relationship in any way.
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>>18185282
They will smell your fake ness a mile away buddy
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>>18185297
Yea, fair enough.
Literally as I was clicking "Submit" I realized that was a stupid fucking question.
General interview advice thread then?
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My best friend recently got married to his first girlfriend. He's 21, she's 28, and they only dated for 3-4 months before eloping without telling anyone. I suspected something changed about him and asked point blank if he was going to get married. He said no, but I later found out that at the time he was already married for several days.
He said that he didn't tell me because I might be critical, which is true! He is very inexperienced with relationships and she has a dark past of drug abuse and one-night stands. She is very high maintenance and he is already paying for her car, her tuition, and a $4000 ring that he really can't afford. He even said that he plans to buy her a bigger one once that ring is paid off. Keep in mind that prior to this he was working to save up for college, but those savings are long gone and replaced with debt.
This is a lot of backstory but my question is "How do I let him know about my concerns?". He doesn't have time for his passions anymore, due to extra shifts at work to pay for her expenses. He can't leave her sight without texting pictures of himself to prove that he's not cheating due to her massive insecurities. Worst of all, and this may sound selfish, he is falling out of my life and a friendship of more than a decade is crumbling in front of my eyes.
I want the best for my friend, and unfortunately it doesn't look like he even wants the best for himself.
also pic related she's fat
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Honestly, it's his life, his fuck up. You can tell him all day your concerns for him, but at the end of the day it sounds like he will just do what he wants anyway.
He'll see the mess he's made in time, unfortunately you can't talk sense into people like him. Either that or she'll take him to the cleaners and leave with an 18 year child support, sounds like the type.
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>>18185240
Your friend is a beta nu-male redditor. There is no hope. If you want yo help, try to make their relationship worse by introducing his fat wife to a black man
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>>18185240
>He's 21, she's 28
Whoa, he's fucking up
> 3-4 months before eloping
dis nigga
>He is very inexperienced with relationships and she has a dark past of drug abuse and one-night stands. She is very high maintenance and he is already paying for her car, her tuition, and a $4000 ring
>also pic related she's fat
WHAT THE FUCK, I'd say this nigga is doomed and he played himself.
Shit, try to invite him out drinking, get a few beers in him and try to lay down some truth.
Or you could make the ultimate sacrifice, fuck his wife and send him pictures. This way he will escape her gravity, but you have to sacrifice your friendship so he can break orbit.
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I recently moved to a new school which seems to be unsafe since it's next to a gypsy settlement, and there are no guards. Sometimes, gypsies follow people in groups and attack them just out of the blue. I wanna get a small knife (like a butterfly one) just for self protection but I have strict parents and there's no chance of telling them. I have no brothers/sisters. Mother occassionaly cleans around the room and she checks drawers etc.
TL:DR any good place to stash a small pocket knife in a room as an only son?
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>>18185235
I'd recommend checking the local law before doing anything. In some countries bringing any weapons, including a small knife on school grounds or other such public spaces is against the law, or at least your school will probably have rules int his regard. Getting caught with a knife could cause you more trouble than it could offer you protection.
If you want a knife, just for the sake of having one, however, taping it somewhere where it won't be noticed might work, like under bed or desk or other such places. Or carve out an old book and place it there. Or if you have a desk top PC, you could probably open the casing and put it there. Just use some imagination, you know the potential hoping spots better, because you actually know what stuff you have in your room.
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Most of my friends carry it because of gypsies in the neighbourhood and it's legal according to local law. I'd be just carrying it in my pocket to feel safe, wouldn't really use it. My PC case is placed so it's really hard to open it and close it because it'll cause a mess. Also, how do you do the book carve thing? Never done it before.
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Best job for browsing internet 2017-04-03 02:29:12 Post No.18185232
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Hi /adv/. I have a question, what do you think is the best or ideal job that still allows you to browse 4chan/internet while still getting your work done?
See, I don't enjoy talking to people off-line and I don't think I'll ever do. But I do enjoy talking to people on-line and that's the kind of socializing that makes me happy.
I would really appreciate if you could give me a list of jobs tht would be the most compatible with me. Please and thank you.
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Anyone, please?
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>>18185232
Probably some kind of social media manager or however they are called.
Also basically any somewhat respectable job allows you do dick around as much as you want as long you get your shit done.
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You can work as a behavior health tech - night shift at a hospital, most nights you would be monitoring 1 patient all night, and most of the time they will be sleeping. However, the other 10% of the time you will have to be paying attention to them.
You could also work security, some online say it's easy pay.
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Help with situation with my gf's brother 2017-04-03 02:09:48 Post No.18185203
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Help with situation with my gf's brother
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Hello adv, first time posting here. Last saturday I was in my gf house (she lives with her bro and mother) we weregoing to spend the night alone together, his brother was suppose to come, grab his stuff and leave. He came just in the moment that my gf was half naked, he entered the room, my gf covered herself with the sheets and the dude was eating chocolate and saying some weird comments like "the color of my crap sometimes is grey" or making some sexual connotations. I was staring at him confused, his sister asked him to leave, and he started to read a autistic story on his notebook. So I grabbed the notebook and threw it out the window of the 4° floor. The guy had an autistic rage saying that that notebook was a present from his gf and leave in anger. So i am not able to come back to her home ever again. I should apologize? I mean the situation was weird and the guy is weird.
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>>18185203
"I was a guest in someone's home and I threw some of their belongings out of their window."
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>>18185229
I did wrong, ok but the guy was disgusting and a fucking asshole
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>>18185247
people are allowed to be assholes in their own homes.
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hey so, trans woman here. considering doing camgirl-type stuff to pay for gender confirmation surgery.
what are the things I can do that will make me the most money and keep me the most anonymous? I don't want a career in sex work i just want to make enough money for the surgery.
no pictures of myself because i want to remain anonymous, but i'm passing and cute and i have a big dick for a trans woman, i figured those were good assets.
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my friend told me you could make a lot of money selling used panties online, that seems pretty easy and anonymous.
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>>18185200
My guess would be fucktons of makeup and maybe even a wig, besides generally avoiding to show you full face as good as possible. Hiding your mouth/one side of the head with your hand should give "shy" vibes too and tons of guys like that shit.
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>>18185200
>I want to be anonymous so I won't post a picture here
>I want to be a camgirl (male)
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how do i tell my friends that only see the happy side of my that i've been suffering from depression, anxiety and anger management for the last 3 years, i'm tired of hiding it, i want them to take me seriously but it's hard when i'm the clown of the group.
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>>18185193
happy side of me*
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>>18185193
You don't.
You go to therapy and talk about it with a therapist. You bring up the reasons why you're depressed/anxious and let your friends cheer you up.
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>>18185199
I started talking to a therapist about 2 months ago after i opened up to my mum, a friend of mine committed suicide on Jan 2nd, i don't want to end up that way. Why can't i let my friends know.