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So, a dog wandered onto my property and into the bushes on the edge of the yard, up against the neighbors fence and died.
I've been selling it for a while as it decomposed but I wrote it off as the dumpster alnost 20 feet away from the animal in the house construction next property over.
So now it's practically a carcass and doesn't smell, but my neighbor's lawn caretaker noticed it and informed her who informed us.
Our city disposal service takes care of things like this, but only if you drag it to the road. This is practically a pile of fur, bone, and horribly rotting meat.
I'm sure as hell not crawling into the bushes to scrape this thing out, so what am I supposed to do with this?
For reference, I'll say it again. It is not my dog.
It's also kind of a big dog. While it isn't a German Shepard, it's a dog sizeable enough that my neighbor confused it for one.
What do I do?
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>>18186237
Burn the remains.
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>>18186255
It's in a lot of dry brush and in some bush-tree shits.
I'm going more along the lines of
>who do I call
>who do I pay
>how do I not drag this mess out because I'd rather keep my lunch inside of me, it wasn't cheap
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>>18186237
You should throw it in the trash bin as soon as possible. Throw remains with gloves to trash bin and wash your hands afterwards.
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How does one overcome depression?
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>>18186222
I did some drugs, probably rewired my brain a little or something
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>>18186222
Few things. Diet and exercise. Stop categorizing yourself as being depressed. Thinking you are depressed will not help you. Accept who you are, go out and live life. Hang out with friends. Pick social hobbies. Do them often. Like once a day. Learn a new skill. Build something and achieve milestones in your life. If you can do that whether or not you have depression is irrelevant. Being unhappy is a state of mind.
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>>18186223
Tried adderall booze and weed. Made me feel even worse desu.
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So I booked an appointment with a very well known adult film actress to do adult things. The price she is charging is $800 for 1/2 hour or $1200 for 1 hour. I will have to catch an Uber both ways to meet her. My question is do you think it's worth it or can I get a similar experience for much cheaper while getting my rocks off? General tips for the meeting?
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>>18186221
Well depends who she is, if I had the money to spend, I would do it.
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>>18186243
I am cheap as hell. I have the cash to afford it but $800 is a lot of cash
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>>18186221
Of you only want the sex, go cheaper. If you really want the novelty of having fucked a porn star, then pay that fee.
I almost fucked Sophie Dee back in like 2010 but 1k was too much for it imo.
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Girlfriend was a sex worker
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I've been dating a girl for a few months now. She's alright but I recently found out the reason she gives the best fucking handjobs ever... Was because she was a masseuse who did happy endings. She fessed up one dinner. (She's Asian obviously.)
She said she never slept with anyone, and never did blowjobs either, just handjobs. I believe her in that regard, she's awkward in the sack and her blowjobs suck ass. And I did pop her cherry. She's pretty young which I like cause I'm a perv.
I kinda want to make her my wife though, because I get top notch quality massages three times a day and I need those when I come back from work (not to mention those handjobs, jesus). She quit her old job and is now working a regular job. She seems in love with me, and more submissive than most American women.
Of course I'd get a preenup as I would with any other woman, I have those bases covered. And to clear something up. I don't love her, I am incapable or love. I just need a convenient wife at this point in my life who will clean, cook, massage me professionally and to fuck.
She's also very pretty. Skinny lightskinned Korean woman. Everything is okay except for the fact she probably gave hundreds of handjobs when she worked as a masseuse. Could and would you guys still stay with a girl with that past? It seems easier for me because I'm not in it for love and I think all women are prostitutes to a certain extent. But it's still weird to imagine I would be married to a happy ending worker.
Wanted to hear your guys thoughts on it.
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>It seems easier for me because I'm not in it for love
Keep with it, you sound like you're in love.
The only people who cannot handle that kind of relationship are adoptees.
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>>18186005
Go for it.
As long as her mind isn't damaged, a woman with a sex worker background is much more practical and realistic than most women.
My wife was pimped out by her mother when she was a pre-teen. Naturally, she got married early, divorced, and had a wild early 20s.
I met her in my mid 30's after getting divorced from a horrible woman who totally followed the Feminist lifestyle.
My intention was to play around much more as a single guy, but future new wife calmly explained to me that she was much better than all other women and proceeded to prove it.
On the very few times we've had arguments, I've told her what angered me and she just said OK and changed it. Occasionally she's directly told me "I don't like this" and I've changed it. None of the normal "what's wrong honey?" "Nothing!" crap most women do.
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>>18186005
>all women are prostitutes to a certain extent
yes.
And all men are pervs.
If you both understand that relationship you can have a happy marriage. She's a prostitute, so you had better keep earning money and protect her. She must keep you happy and satisfied and bear your children.
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What can you do to get a guy to have feelings for you
I'm not talking about sex, I'm talking about romantic attraction
I can get guys to want/have sex with me but I want a boyfriend who can hold me at night and stuff
Advice?
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>>18185973
Be a pleasant person.
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>>18185977
I think I am. I mean I'm not mean or anything..
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>>18185973
you have to have a personality for that to happen
which you don't
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Does anyone have any experience working abroad? I'd love to hear some experiences and cautionary tales.
Long story short, I need a change of scenery. I have a useless liberal arts degree, and a paradoxically more useless post-graduate certification. I know for a fact I could go to South Korea and get a half decent public sector job teaching, but ideally I'd like to go to the U.K., New Zealand,or Australia. I'm not even sure what's available outside of teaching, and I worry "middle-management salesperson" isn't adequate experience to justify hiring a foreign national for anything else.
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>>18185951
Working abroad is not as effective as getting your foot in the door at a law firm, with respect to liberal arts degrees.
If you have family in South Korea, then that might be a good path. You should only go there if you are sure it will be a good idea for the rest of your life.
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>>18185985
That's not quite why I want to move.
Right now I'm young enough that reasonably I could established myself if I like it there, and if I don't, I can chalk it up to quality life experience. I don't really care how much money I make, as long as I have reasonable medical coverage and enough money to live, I really just want to go somewhere else for a few years.
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>>18186006
>I really just want to go somewhere else for a few years.
Then, you should do peace corps.
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>she acts effusive for a couple weeks, approaching me in the street, saying we should go out for some drinks soon, liking everything I post on Facebook and shit
>suddenly she starts behaving cold, taking 24 hours to respond to a "hey where u at" text I sent on a saturday night with a laconic "I felt sick so I went home"
Why?
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>>18185755
Ask her, not /adv/.
Try to be more direct with her. Ask her on date. Dont play mind games. If she wont show interest, just go date another girl. Dont search for reason because sometimes there is none.
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Bipolar
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>>18185755
Woman
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'Best friend' blocked me on facebook.
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My best and onlyfriend moved away a month ago to live with her boyfriend of 4 months. She stopped messaging me on facebook when we would talk daily about everything.
She sent me a message 4 days ago about a dog being missing in our hometown and she thought it was mine. I said it wasnt and that was the end of that conversation. We hadnt spoken for 25 days before that. I tried messaging her since she moved away, she was distant before that but I thought that was because of the stress of moving and getting a new job.
I went to message her now, it said 'this person is currently unavailable'. I checked facebook and her profile isnt there.
I ask my mother if she could check if she came up on hers and she does.
I dont understand why she would block me now? I havent done anything?
Ive messaged her via text asking why she has blocked me, i doubt i will get a reply.
Any advice? She was the last thing I had a connection like that with, my other friends moved on. Im 21.
No I wasnt needey, if thats what any of you are thinking. It was a normal friendship.
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Bf might have forced her to cut all ties off with friends from her old place and/or he's jealous.
Not your problem.
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>>18185765
I lost my only friend with no explanation, this is my problem because I've lost someone who was a huge part of my life
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A girl
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Anyone ever got this feeling about a person in your class, that some day they will shoot up the school?
What do you do about it?
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>>18185739
shoot before someone report you.
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>>18185739
If i ever felt that way about somebody, i would go and force them to accept me as their friend so they didnt have to shoot the whole school off.
But i was always weird nice person.
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Yeah, it's fucking scary. Best thing to do is be nice and acknowledge them, they may be really cool or just need someone notice them
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Hello /adv/
Wasn't sure if this question suited /fit/ more than here but decided they'd be big cunts about it.
I understand a lot of people experience back pain and most just keep it to themselves. I'm 18, and in the past two years my shoulders have gone from being okay to 24/7 pain. Sometimes I'll be at college and won't do work because it's just there.
I get a lot of cracking and grinding.
If I was older I wouldn't bother asking about it as it would obviously be age, but at 18 this should not be a problem.
I am relatively /fit/, have good diet etc. I've found the only relief is when I swim or drinking alcohol. This relaxes me and the pain is relieved.
What do? I can't swim and get drunk all the time.
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>>18185710
I know this will sound like very stupid idea, but have you tried to see doctor and let him to send you to specialist?
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>>18185715
No, my parents think I'm a hypochondriac so I've never mentioned it other than grumbling about the tightness and asking for massages. I was considering mentioning it at my next annual checkup
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>>18185710
Just adding, I've started trying yoga but this is only a temporary relief. Another time when it doesn't ache is when I'm exhausted e.g. I do hiking competitions and at the end you're too tired to feel much, maybe the shoulders relax.
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I can't get my roommate to do anything without asking him to do it three fucking times. I'm sick and tired of having to point out EVERY mess that he needs to clean up, every time the dishes have sat unclean for three weeks, dealing with the fact that his shit is just piled up in the corner of the living room, etc. He doesn't even have a job and just fucking sits around all day and night playing PS4 and screaming like a preteen at Overwatch.
What do I do here? I need the money, so kicking him out isn't an option.
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>>18185695
Are you directly asking him or hinting at it? Are you being clear about how much this bothers you or are you using a nice tone?
If the cleanliness is a problem be direct about it and tell him it's bothering you.
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>>18185695
Holy shit dude wtf. Are you the same dude about asking your roommate to pay his rent and do your dishes?
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>>18185707
I'm being direct. Three times this weekend, I pointed out very specific things that I needed him to do by today. We have a potential new tenant coming in to look at the house, so I asked him to clean his bathroom. Hasn't been done. We have a bug guy coming in to spray so bugs don't come in during the spring, so non-large items need to moved from the wall (like his mound of shit in the corner of the living room), and trash needs to be picked up. I asked this Friday night. I reminded him Saturday. I said it again Sunday. Today, he has done none of it, it is 11:20 AM, the bug man arrives at 1 PM, and he is still asleep.
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I'm the same guy, but really hoping to tackle a different issue. That's a long-term concern about this guy, and that wasn't him doing MY dishes, it's his dishes I wanted him to do. That had been in the sink for three weeks.
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I quit gaming a few days ago because I noticed that it influenced my life in a very negative way most of the time.
So I deleted the system on my computer and put it in the cellar.
Now I am only on my working laptop that has no games on it and can't even run most games.
Problem is I am slowly starting to lose my mind. To be honest I really had a problem with gaming and spent basically every free minute on it. Now there is this massive void that I can't fill. I am already doing many things to occupy my time like drawing, programming, building shit and obviously working. But that somehow can't satisfy me. I feel like I need some action, everything is too calm. I need to win.
I am so tense all the time because I have no valve to release this pressure and it is changing my behaviour towards my family in a negative way.
I know I am very competitive and now I have no way to satisfy this urge. I just want to win something because I am better then someone else. This is a fucking awful feeling. I know it sounds like I am a massive douchebag but I can't suppress my feelings.
The fact that I am currently living with my parents and my mum spents every waking minute of her day trying to connect with me is not helping either.
How do you guys deal with that kind of stuff? Any advice?
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9mm aspirin usually does the trick
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play a sport, like tennis. or maybe even pool. those are fun. if nothing helps go back to gaming, you can't escape gaming. If gaming makes you happy and feel like a winner
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>>18185693
When I quit gaming, I took up more productive hobbies.
I got /fit/
I'm learning to draw
I'm reading more than ever
I go out with my friends more often
I even started learning Spanish
Figure out productive ways to spend your free time.
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I'm a sad woman that just got broken up with. I was with this guy for 3 years of my life. He's been my best friend for 4. Life without him makes me sad and I'm lonely. We used to literally do everything together. Everything reminds me of him. He lied to me countless times telling me that he loved me and he wanted me and then, just out of the blue he breaks it off. This is not the first time that I've dealt with him breaking up with me. I'm not going to talk to him for a while. I'm really his only friend. I feel bad for him. I wish he would talk to me just about the future. I hope he can become mentally stable. I truly do love him but I'm scared of getting hurt. What do I do? He also said that he has ruined our friendship by lying to me countless times so that's out of the question. How can I either talk to him again or get over it? Help please.
He comes onto 4chan a lot, if you are reading this talk to me.
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>>18185662
I really need to read a clockwork orange again.
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>>18185662
https://m.youtube.com/user/schooloflifechannel
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>I'm not going to talk to him for a while
>He comes onto 4chan a lot, if you are reading this talk to me.
Huuuuhh... who was mentally unstable again?
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So my boyfriend is a slut.
I'm fairly sure he never cheated on me, he's very loving towards me and he is an awesome partner.
But I feel mildly grossed out by the number of girls he slept with.
How do I cope with it?
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Just get over it.
What's his body count?
I was a bit of a slut, and my gf is almost double mine.
How do I cope?
I'm pretty good at sex, and she loves me.
It does help that my body count was pretty hi, I got about 8 bitches in four months of being single. If I had not met her, definitely would be in the 20s now.
Idgaf.
Become sexually good and make yourself his dream girl.
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>>18185547
Around 70-80, he doesn't remember.
We have a great relationship and the sex is pretty great.
It just grosses me out to think how many girls he had sex with, I feel sick.
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>>18185534
We have same threads every so often but with reversed roles, we always tell the dude to get over with it and it never works and he ussually breaks up over such strange matter.
The question is, are you the same?
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Depression took long enough, but came. Life is a opaque, monotonous hell 2017-04-03 04:04:09 Post No.18185406
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I'm a 20 year old male. 3 years back, i lost my entire family in a car accident I already suffered with OCD and heavy insomnia prior to that. I already had the obligatory puberty depression by then. When it happened, a lot of other stressful shit happened regarding heritage and people trying to deceive me to get a little piece of the not-so-big cake. Everyone lying, from all sides, for something. That of course took a quite a blow on my psyche.. My OCD went to sky and beyond, life was and have been hell. However, i've managed to treat the OCD, and things started to look good. Joined a gym to start lifting and do Judo, without as much legal obligations, i could restart my studies to go to a nice field.
But then it happened, and i didn't even know if it had a trigger. Ever since the accident, i can count on my fingers the nights when i didn't have a violent dream. Some hateful dream about killing, lying, fighting, raping, or such. But those were ignorable since i had already trouble sleeping. However, they've become more and more violent. More fighting, more raping, more hatred and suffering. My already scarce refuge from all the OCD and the stress, my sleep, is now fucked aswell. And not only that, it seems it took 3 years, but depression has arrived in the last days. I genuinely want to kill and die, now. People see me as strong, inteligent, and all, since they don't know what passses through my head. But lately, it's becoming noticiable. Smiling became difficult, i woke up this night with my head bashed on the floor, my computer desk broken, and a wound on my leg, because i've started sleepwalking/punching/fucking jumping during my dreams. Life seems like a tasteless, monotone hell now.
And even thought people always came to me for advice and i was able to help, now i come to you. I know how crafty depression is, how it can corrupt what seemed to be an incorruptible mind. But it is allied with my OCD, and a stressful life. Please help me. Any advice is welcome
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Also, sorry for righting like i'm rambling. I'm just tired.
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You can try going to a doctor, if you can't afford it, try an emergency room at a hospital. You may have to wait hours to get help, but eventually you do get help; probably a prescription for an antidepressant.
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>>18185406
I suggest you to get anybody who is willing to listen and talk to him. Therapist sounds like good start. As for your bad dreams, it is your subconscious.
The worst thing you can do is to pretend that you are ok when you are not.