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the fedora, heart robe and stuffed animals definitely need to go.
then it depends on what aesthetic you want to go for. can you find a pic of a room you think looks good?

in general, your room has no personality and doesn't feel comfy. you can easily change that but i'd need to know what you think looks nice, first.

get some tickets for huey lewis & the news and find a cute deunk slut to bang.

>>18192063
Go after 5 out of 10 girls exclusively. Eventually the 7 out of 10 girls will become jealous of these girls and all the attention you give them. From this point you will start banging some 7 out of 10s. From here 8s and 9s will wonder what it is you do or have that makes you get these 7s. Bam. You just got into their heads OP, next you will be in their beds. You already know what's next. Some sweet 10 wrapping her lips around your dick. Of course she won't be as good as those 5s, but still, you can enjoy your conquest. Either that or buy a yo-yo.

>>18192063

realize that sex does not equal 'enjoying life' and that if you turn the lights off it doesn't much matter what they look like.

start by buying a fedora and a trenchcoat. both timeless classic pieces that should be staples in every gentleman's wardrobe.

>>18192018

the problem here is you're trying to rework your entire life in hopes that some random people will think of you a specific way.

people who try to be cool never are, we just look at them and cringe. the fact that you're asking shows you are no master of manipulation, you want to somehow be 'elegant and charming' but are asking 4chan on how to even get started.

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You are on the right path. What you should reflect upon are the similar stages the grand masters expressed subtly as well. We see their finished work, but what of their life? What of their struggles? Contented purpose is not your own, it is the result of the continued intellectual advancement of our kind. With that said, once you educate yourself to the point of the bloodied cutting edge, then you will know what you can create.

>>18191913

Just live. You'll pick up knowledge and skills that apply to your life. Instead of trying to do everything behind a computer, go out and learning will happen.

>>18191913
I watched every pbs dovumentary and bbc ones on their websides back when I was a stoner.

When you have a question google it.

>>18191921
But I feel like a computer can tell me the best of things and how certain things work. I want to look at something and know how it works, or just know facts about things to share with people.

>>18191879

what are they not taking you seriously about?

>>18191887
I smile a lot during conversations, if I directly look at the person's eyes. I just can't stop it and thats why people don't talk about serious stuff with me and im sad because of it

I dont do drugs or other shit btw.

>>18191898

sounds like you are a nervous person. similar issue here, my dad used to smack me because when he yelled at me or chastised me, id laugh. his slapping just made me more nervous, and id laugh again, and he'd smack me again, and it'd just keep going cuz he thought i was being insolent and laughing at him.

i think it helped me not get beat up once.

>few months ago
>Walking home
>black guy suddenly turns around and follows me
>ask if i have a lighter
>'no'
>he says 'do i know you?'
>me: 'no'
>him:' THEN WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT ME THATS HOW YOU GET YOUR ASS BEAT!'
>i laugh
>he just turns around and walks away after that.

>>18191870
Oh, forgot to add, I think my cognitive ability is declining too

I think this is just getting older, lad. I feel like this every day of my life and never even thought there might be something wrong with me, medically. I think I just have a very negative outlook on life.

>>18191885
The crying too? It's getting worse and I kind of worry where it's headed.

>>18191838
If you are really sick of it then start flirting/hitting on the girl every time he brings her around.

>>18192238

She's not around enough for me to do that. I've said maybe 10 words to her - when she comes over, they lock up in his room. Plus I wouldn't be caught dead hitting on this girl. She's out of his league, but I'd never touch her. She's a gross weeaboo nerd.

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>>18192246
>She's a gross weeaboo nerd

Found the problem. Women who make a big show about liking anime and other nerdy hobbies are mentally impaired and do it as a crutch to cover up issues. If she wasn't a fundamentally flawed person, she wouldn't have 'fringe' hobbies to cover things up.

ignore and let her deal with it. it's not your problem.
if it ever escalates, there's really not much you can do besides find new room mates.

>>18191778

When you say "ignore" do you mean put distance between us and stop hanging with her, or ignore that I heard she has a crush on me and just carry on like normal?

>>18191772

Yeah, until she does anything, all you can do is wait. She'll probably get over it.

>>18191688
If it can't be traced back to you there is no worries.

not at all. it's one of millions of dick pics. why would anyone believe her it's you? why would anyone even care?

>>18191697
I dunno I was thinking the same hint but they were adamant about having leverage etc. Also they said I'm really a tranny I will tell people you fuck trannies. Although her pics weren't that of a tranny and I never said I want to fuck a tranny. The only thing she has is my clean clothed POF pics and she knows my hometown because it said it by default on my POF profile.

Sounds like you're an extreme introvert.

>>18191658
Uh what? Introverts like being home alone.

>>18191658
that might be. is this something one would need to adress?

you should go to therapy to help with your autism. not even memeing. it will help you a lot.

>>18191582
You have to realize that even girls are human beings with personality.

The key to snatch some qtie as your gf is pretty simple. Treat them like a person, talk to them, invite them to social events like dinner and cinema, and yes give them your phone number so you can text and stuff. And dont try to do bold moves if you are not sure she wants that.

In the worst case you will make some female friends and that is also positive so you can stop behaving like r9k robot.

>>18191582
>I don't want that, how do I stop that?

Go out with friends. Pick up a hobby. Maybe you'll even meet another girl.

In other words, focus on your own life and let her be. If you have something more important/interesting going on, it'll be easy to stop thinking about her.

>>18191547

I'm no englishfag but it sounds like an idom meaning "something for which one can be proud of"

>>18191547
This is pleb-level emo songwriting for "a project to devote ourselves to and take to the end"

>>18191547
Being tired.

>>18191509
Congratulations, you're a bi fag

>>18191557
This.

You get the best from both worlds.
You can do gay things, do prostate orgasm and later marry qtie and have babies with her while being called fag from your coworkers because you let your boss to top you for promotion.

maybe the women in your area suck. consider moving if you don't like being a faggot.

>>18191505
Anything made with glorious nippon steel.

>>18191508
Something specific in mind?, like a butterfly, huntsman etc- you Know what I mean :P

>>18191505
90% of weapons pulled in a self defense situation are taken from the defender and used against him. If youre going to do this, OP, learn how to use it.

what was the diet you went on? it might be related to a change in food/drink

>>18191443
Basic stuff. Mostly Vegetables/Dairy/Meat, just in low amounts. All sugars gone. It's hard to believe a change like that could make me sick

>>18191439
Go see a doctor, the weight loss may not even be related but how are we supposed to know.

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