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So I was talking with my bf about our fetish and he told me he likes black girls.
I am basically the opposite of a "thicc" black girl, I am very petit and pale with blond hair and gray eyes, also what he doesnt know about me I am kinda /pol/-tier.

Since he told me this I got really insecure about myself and I also feel disgust when I have to think about this. I literally would prefer him to have any other fetish but I can't change it.

I know it might sound stupid but I have been thinking the whole night about it and I can't sleep because it's bugging me so much.

Should I tell him how I feel about this? How do I ask him if he ever had sex with a black girl and should I even do it? I might consider breaking up with him if he had because the thought alone disgusts me...
Also how do I cope with it in general?
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>bait
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>>18193030
I am serious ;_;
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Tell him you like arab guys and enjoy journalist/Terrorist role play.

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Can I survive on one meal of 400 calories every two days? Currently eating one meal of 400 calories and a cup of coffee with two sugars everyday.
Money is super tight right now and I really can't afford any food.
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Your body will eat your muscles and you will eventually look like a starving african or holocaust victim and die, but I guess for a time yes?
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>>18193010

can't you eat top ramen? it's not healthy but it's cheap and at least a meal.
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>>18193022
I'm more worried about the effect on my ability to do stuff like chores/work than looks.
Surely as long as I keep working and moving I won't loose too much muscle? I'm female btw.
>>18193027
Where do you think my 400 calories comes from? It's about 60p and I have about £2 a week for food (slightly less if I'm unlucky)

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Let me give you some origin. My mom is stupid as hell. My mom met some dirty wetback Mexican pile of shit. Because she gets drunk as hell and brings him home to have sex literally all night. This was hell for me and my siblings. We were young and couldn't do anything. The relationship between my mom and the spic is absolute dog shit. He abuses her takes her money, steals from us and made our lives a hell by bringing his fucking dirty druggie friends for loud ass parties. While we tried to sleep. They got into fights and I was really hoping she would drop his dirty ass, But no. She keeps fucking going back to him and the same shit happens over and over. Years later she goes back to him again. Now we are older and could wreck his ass if we wanted to. But the thing this time we compiled evidence that he was cheating on her (literally no surprise). But she doesn't care or believes it.

How can I fucking stop this madness.
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A) don't be a bigoted asshole
B) beat his ass
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>>18192989
Judging by the way you've turned out, I'd have to agree with your mom being a piece of shit.
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>>18192989
The only real advice is to look after your own future and if you ever have kids of your own, be better parent than that.

Also take care of your siblings. If anything goes wrong with your life, your siblings may be the only ones willing and being able to help you.

Sorry op.

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Femanon here. How do I grow my hair long?
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Don't cut it /thread
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>>18192971
Don't cut it, it also helps that it grows by itself.
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>>18192972
>>18192974
Ignore these Anons.

The ends still need to be trimmed periodically to encourage growth, especially healthy growth so the lower inch or two isn't a scraggly mess of split ends and just halts it's growth after a point.

Don't wash your hair every day, only every other day or every 2 days. If it gets greasy, use a touch of dry shampoo or baby powder if you have light colored hair. A non-dry scalp makes your hair grow.

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Now, my mom gave me herpes simplex 1 when I was a kid, because she wanted to set me up for failure. Fuck her for that.

As time went on I got frequent, fucking horrible outbreaks where my entire T-spot on my face would be plagued by disgusting fucking blisters. Nothing worked. Valtrex didn't work, various creams didn't work, if anything the moist texture and irritating feeling just bolstered it.

But eventually my doctor prescribed me something called Valacyclovir. Its apparently made to handle genital herpes (simplex 2, not simplex 1) so hopes weren't high. Then my hopes dropped even lower when I was greeted with a fucking horse pill that would make anyone choke. I cut it in half and swallowed it, and to my surprise, it completely stopped the herpes in its tracks.

I took it right when the outbreak started, and the single blister couldn't even progress at all, and it was completely obliterated in 2 days. It never spread, at all. Just destroyed.

So if your life is being ruined by this fucking dumb disease, go pick up some Valcyclovir. It works fucking miracles. (At least for me.)
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>>18192967
So you had genital herpes on your face due to your mom. Storytime?
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>>18192984
This
Greentext that shit if it's long
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No? My mom gave me a kiss to go off to school when I was in 2nd grade, while she had a small outbreak on her lower lip.

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How do people die when suicide by bridge into water?
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Ever done a bellyflop? Hurts, don't it. Hitting water from high enough is like hitting cement.
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>>18192939
Have you ever belly-flopped into a pool and it feels like you fell onto a solid surface? It gets worse the higher you jump from. I haven't checked, but they probably either die from being knocked unconscious or having some of their bones broken.
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The impact ruptures your internal organs and causes bleeding, along with broken limbs and drowning, seems like a sucky way to go.

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Just got a bf but I know it's going to end. Would you enter a relationship knowing that it has an expiration date? cuz I did. and I'm okay with it.
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>>18192894
>cuz I did. and I'm okay with it.
Of course you are you dumb whore.
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>>18192894
>and I'm okay with it.

You wouldn't have created this thread if you were.
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>>18192894
Try LGBT. They will have better advice for this

>Join christian group
>They're nice for the first week
>Kind of forget about me
>Be poor student, eating oats and ramen
>Own a car because sweet 5:1 odds Trump would win
>hey anon can you give x a lift around
>Doesn't mention ignoring my message for a week
>One of them is a youth worker
>Kind of gave me the cold shoulder when I tried showing interest in her
>I've only recently moved out of home about 14 days ago
>There was a lot of domestic violence so I'm a bit reserved
>Starting to lose trust in the Christians
>More so that they're not genuinely interested in my friendship

Advice?
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>>18192867
Some Religious people are some of the biggest hypocrites and douches I've meet, most humans in general only give a shit about themselves.
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>>18192890
Honestly, find a new program or make real friends as appose to people who are "suppose" to be your friends
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>>18192890
This. Xtians are typically worse than the general population. And by xtians i mean church goers. People involved in church shit are cancerous social climbers.

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Looking to start using the dark web to purchase things that aren't easily available where I'm from (only a limited supply of opiates, benzos and psychedelics).

Any advice from dark web users?

Also, general dark web thread to talk about how to stay anonymous, out of trouble with law enforcement, and on how to ensure you actually receive what you pay for
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I've been on the markets for fun but never bought anything. The big question is how to have shit delivered to you, and where. Seems too risky.
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>>18192854
If your in the US don't even try it unless you plane on having a celly.
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I'm someone else, can someone give me some methods on how to access and use the darknet?

My mom is constantly getting pissed off over small things and blaming me. I'm afraid to have a conversation with her because she'll randomly start screaming at me, and then claim I was the one yelling when I wasn't. Other times she'll start slamming stuff around, and when I ask why she'll yell "BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A BAD FUCKING MOOD JESUS CHRIST" when I'm completely calm and happy. How do I deal with this?
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>>18192719
Recorded my mom DOING THE EXACT SHIT. Showed her and she got more pissed and tried to show her how she is acting. Just avoid contact most of the day. If you have problems like me that you want off your chest, ask your dad, siblings, or friends. Usually worked for me.
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She probably wants space to cool off. Is she an achoholic?
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>>18192719
is there a reason why she may be in a bad mood? like recent events or some shit at work affecting her?
shes obviously projecting when she blames you...

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>be me
>junior year of college, probably three friends, no one that I really feel close with
>used to have a really good friend but he died of cancer last February
>meet pretty cool Freshman dude
>he starts up conversations with me before and after class, gauges my interest on subjects, etc
>we seem to have similar interests and personalities
>be today, walking toward one of the cafeterias. He follows behind and we bant a bit but before we get an opportunity to grab a meal I swerve out of the convo and go somewhere else
>want to follow through and strike up a friendship but feel like I can't
>want to ask him if he wants to hang out or do something outside of class but never get up the nerve
>nothing homosexual, honestly just a good friendship
>feel shitty because three weeks left of class and he's the only person in the past year who's shown moderate interest in getting to know me but I can't bring myself to take the necessary steps to get the ball rolling
How do I fix my autism?
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>>18192666
Wow Satan checked
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>>18192666
Too scared to even make casual friends.

How do you plan to ask girls on dates anon?

Grow pair of balls or realize you have nothing to lose in the first place.
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>>18192666
grit your teeth and ask to hang out with him. it sucks but theres no other way you just have to push through it bud.

I asked her to "hang"

She said we could after the finals.

What do I do now?
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Hang out with her after the finals you caveman.
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>>18192550

This, OP. You fucking mong.
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Just doing as post for an anon.

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So a couple of months ago i got into a car accident, my car was ruin but it was so cheap it didn't matter, but what happened after world was the girl who hit me was driving a car her mother bought, long story short they want to send me to jail or atleast make me pay for the accident and hired a private investigator to find out stuff about me.

Is they anything i need to worry about if not is their any way i can fuck with the guy?
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It really depends.

Do you have anything to hide?

Do you use social media a lot?

Do you have a job or relationship at stake that could be negatively harmed by the above two questions, if discovered?

Most importantly, if they can find or fabricate that you are an alcoholic or drug user, they will almost certainly use that to spring a legal case on you, which will bleed you dry of cash regardless of whether or not you win.

But I can't talk with any certainty with the utter lack of detail you've given me.
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>>18192436
well i don't do much online except lurk on here and post some shitty memes every once in a while,

plus my insurance is pretty ok, if i lose i might have to pay a fine but i rather not since my dad wants to pay it, i rather have this done with since that family have been bothering me since November
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>>18192462
Just ignore them and wait for them to burn themselves out. They are costing themselves money here. To be safe, avoid alcohol or drugs until this is all resolved.

If they hired a PI, then they are grasping at straws, so don't give them anything to find.

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Virgins of /adv/, do you conceal the fact that you are Virgins? do your friends know about that? How do you deal with it when with friends/meeting new people.
I'm 22 male and for me it's my biggest insecurity, I hide it but I'm a terrible liar, and I just know I look weirdly uncomfortable whenever sexual topics come up among friends, it just makes me so insecure, but it feels like either telling the truth or lying both have negative impact on my relationship with people, as if I did something wrong. I really believe in honesty and made it a goal to be as honest as I can in every situation but it's the only thing now I can't be honest about, it's just too embarrassing for me, sure I have friends who knew me a long time or inevitably found out, and it's liberating to be myself and not have to hide anything. But most people I encounter don't know me that well, and admitting that would just make me "that Virgin friend", it puts me in a lesser position especially since society exaggerates the importance of this thing so much. It's fucked up and I feel like I'm way too deep in this loop I'll never have the confidence that will help me lose it. I feel like it's the main thing holding me back, and I hate it, what do I do?
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>>18192402
>Virgins of /adv/, do you conceal the fact that you are Virgins?

no.

>do your friends know about that?
yes

> How do you deal with it when with friends/meeting new people.
Don't mention it unless it comes up.

For every virgin shaming knob out there, there is a girl covering her hubby-given black eye and saying "he's really nice once you get to know him", and a guy out there on the verge of suicide because his wife was optimus bitch feminazi in disguise.
I'm not going to let their opinions get me down because by being a virgin I've dodged more bullets than them while they high five over the rare occasion their gamble actually pays off.

Fuck it. I own what I am.
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>>18192425
I appreciate your attitude, but still, I can't find pride in it if it's not by choice.
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>>18192402

As far as I know, no one ever stopped talking to me because of that. So I'd say being honest is not that bad.

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>live in literal middle of nowhere
>around 2000 people total in my town
>pretty fucking ignorant about the world in general since I lived there all my life
>parents never even taught me to drive
>had no way to get a job but parents told me as soon as I graduated I either had to find a job and someway to get there or go to uni
>got thrown into uni because the other was impossible
>hate it and fail everything
>parents ask me why
>tell them my shit school didn't prepare me and that I hate being here
>they start trying to tell me that it was my choice to go to uni and that I wanted this
Should I just try military at this point?
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Military isn't as bad as you think, honestly. If you want to get out of your bumfuck town and make a tiny bit of money, go for it. It's kind of shitty for a lot of the time, but you'll probably never get truly wounded, you get a 'decent' amount of money, and it's not honestly that long of an obligation.

Then, once you get out, there are incentives and perks that will help you pursue whatever you decided on in the service.
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>>18192411
Yea, just join the reserves or chair force so you don't get blown up, and you won't be surrounded by retards - marines, homosexuals - navy, and black guys - army
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>>18192393
Or if you have some hobby you are super passionate about look for jobs in that area,

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