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>>18202326
>I wanna get into 4chan

Oh OP, why would you do that to yourself?

>>18202326
Go to /pol/ they'll help you :)

pretty much. but, dont do it if you are normal. it will fuck with the people you are around, if you try and talk to them about the shit here(board dependant)

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>>18202231
got ya, senpai

>>18202231
Put the couch in the northeast corner, facing west, put the TV on the western wall, facing east, put the desk by the door to your bedroom, so that the chair is on the south side facing north. You can now see the door from everywhere you'll be sitting and are properly prepared to respond to intruders. I'd suggest getting a thick coffee table to put in front of your couch that can be overturned for some cover. Your desk should also be stout enough to stop a 9 millimeter round fired from 10 feet away. You should have a rope ladder for emergency escape on your balcony or by your window.

>>18202231
>>>/fa/ for aesthetic discussion
>>>/sci/ for space optimalization
>>>/r9k/ for that home dungeon feel
>>>/fit/ on how to build your own home gym

depends what you want to code

if ya wanna make aesthetically pleasing websites you might use codecademy for a quick rundown on syntaxes and some uses, and learn theory from udacity.

also there are plenty of helping books, but usually you're gonna be learning from one question to another esp when you're doing a project

>>18202223
>>>g/dpt/

Start somewhere. Eventually you'll have an idea of a simple program of something you want to make (budget program, calculator, image resizer, etc) for your first project. Then just start doing as much as you can, googling for things you don't know, checking out sites like StackOverflow, and eventually you will have created your program.

I dunno dude, the resources are all out there, what do you want us to tell you? You already know how to start, you don't need to make a post on 4chan to know this.

>>18202216
You stop being a cunt.

Seriously, what the fuck do you want to hear? Go see a shrink about this, assholes on the internet do not replace a trained professional.

>>18202216
Usually you say you had a good time when you're there in person before you part, and not when you two are away going to bed after a long day.

Maybe she finds it endearing. Who knows?

>>18202149

Have you two talked before? Have you done shit together? Are they into you?

bad idea if you're going to be seeing each other often

>>18202153
We did, starting with mostly course related stuff in the lab.
The point is she often greets me with in very flashy way, which I don't really see her doing anywhere else.
I still haven't asked her name yet.

>>18202091
Shitposting on the chinz

I primarily sail, hike and go rock climbing.

>>18202094
my nigga

Get away from her. It's all bad. You've hurt yourself, you've hurt her, and you're slipping down that slope again. You're not friends anymore.

Once you've seen her with different eyes, that's the end. Sure enough you can remain a friend, but the mind wants what it wants. In due time the mental toil will become troubling. Or, God forbid, she finds a bf while you're still around. Are you just going to stick around watching how someone you like is deliberately taken away from you? Surely not.

You're going to save yourself a lot of unnecessary pain the sooner you let go of her for good. Don't confine yourself to a slow torture in this world of abundance of chances and opportunities.

You don't have to catch every L life throws at you

if you get away from her you will forget her about 6 month or 2 years later. if you stay friend with her you willa always think about her and probably fuck your own chances with other girls cause of her.

also as leo ferre said : "With the time
with the time everything goes away
we forget the face and we forget the voice
the heart when its not beating anymore , there is no reason to look further, you need to let go and it's just fine

with the time
with the time everything goes away
the other one that we have loved,that we`ve searched in the rain
the other one that we recognized on the corner with just one look
between the words, between the lines and under the make-up
with a made-up oath the night is going away
with the time everything disappears

with the time
with the time everything goes away
even the miraculous memories, they pull you a long face in the death gallery where i shop
every saturday evening when the tenderness is leaving me

with the time
with the time everything goes away
the other one in whom we believed for nothing and anything
the other one to whom we gave the wind & jewels, for whom we would have sold our soul for cents
the other one for whom we suffered like a dog
with the time everything leaves

with the time
with the time everything goes away
we forget the passion and the voice too
the voice which told you quietly the words of the poorest people
dont comeback too late, be careful not to get cold

with the time
with the time everything goes away
and we feel as white as a worn out horse
and we feel frozen like when in a stranger's bed
and we feel lonely perhaps but at peace
and we feel cheated for the lost ages - so truly
with the time we dont love any more"

>>18202051
Lemme guess, he's tall?

I wouldn't be afraid to flat out say "I know his history and he will use you". If she listens and wants more information, give it to her. If she says fuck off, drop it and let her pay the toll.

>>18202051
>trying to cock block someone
You should mind your own business

Don't say "He will X" because that's easy to go "No, he never would!" to and deny.

Instead, raise the possibility. "Hey, I know we don't really know each other, but I wanted to warn you. This guy has a history of doing X, Y, and Z. Keep an eye out for suspicious behavior."

>>18202013
If you dont know how do you even get there, ask the girl about logistic.

Tell her if you will walk there together, wjere will you meet and how will it all go. Dont panic and stay cute. Even if you will act like total embarrased retard, some girls find it cute.

Use COMUNICATION with the girl if you dont know. And obviously if you drive, you cant drink. Also buy condoms or be teen and pregnant.

And stop using
>autism
as an excuse for being retard. Just think for once in your life and you will be fine.

>>18202013

>be autistic

no, you're not. stop calling your self autistic, its stupid.


>i dont drink
>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK AND DRIVE?

dont. go there and just get soda or what have you.

as for what most people do, the driver will have like one beer, and are usually good to drive by the end of the night. you can sober up pretty fast if you arent getting shit faced, and its legal as long as you're under the blood alcohol limit

>>18202375
>>18202359
I mean, I was diagnosed with ASD, but ok. I guess internet psychiatrists would know better.

Anyway I told her I'm busy today, but we made plans to go to a tourist spot tomorrow.

>>18201987

Without becoming a rapist? Find a girl with low standards.

>>18201991
But how do you know if a girl has low standards?

>>18202001

She will go easily for you. Maybe she has a reputation for being easy or something.

But come on dude, you'll still have to work here. Go out, meet some girls, get to know which ones are easy, etc. You asked for "easiest way", and this is that.

>>18201880
Jesus fucking christ. You have had a service provider be flaky and make excuses rather than just being straight with you because he's a faggy numale type who doesn't want to lose his precious customers but loses them anyway by being a shit person.

It's not a big fucking deal. Get a fucking new barber who won't flake out on you.

Move on with your fucking life now. If this stupid shit is really worth obsessing about so much you post on /adv/ about it your life is clearly pretty fucking good, so stop fucking squandering it.

>>18201880
Faggiest thread of the month.

>>18201968
>>18201996

>Someone ask for advice on /adv/
>"LEL asking for advice on the INTERNET LEL fag"

>>18201851
You sound really young. Am I wrong?

For future reference, your apology message was a little too intense, unless your "bit of a mood" was a lot worse than you've given us to believe. You don't need to bare your soul and tell her that you think she "deserves better" after being a little grumpy for half an hour. People in relationships get grumpy with each other sometimes. A simple "I'm sorry, I was being a dick" should suffice unless you really crossed a line.

>Now - have I messed this relationship up with our first argument?
Haha. No.

Just leave her alone for a bit.

Seriously, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, toughen up a little bit. Your entire dilemma is literally nothing. If she hasn't gotten in touch in a day or so, send her a message and say "Hey, sorry again about our fight earlier, how you doing?" and confirm that you're still on for Wednesday.

>>18201881

I am young yeah (not child) but this is my first relationship but also her first relationship too.

Honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing.

Alright I will give her the space she demands. Ta mate.

You, your friends and your gf, all have autism.

First, don't have the name Kevin.

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Replace the word idiot with Kevin

You avoid being Kevin by not measuring your worth by how others perceive you.

>>18201785
>being a racelet and a dicklet
Lol

>>18201785
You sound like a psycho from the way you write.

In what ways do friends and senpai oppress you

>>18201791
>implying the black race isn't superior to the other races
>>18201792
I'm sociopathic, how did you know?
>In what ways do friends and senpai oppress you
They're sometimes racist towards me, especially my mom. She's white, most of my friends are white because the other niggers call me half-breed and mulatto.

>>18201756
Move her away from one place to another just the two of you, if she comply the she obviously interested enough.

Start with indirect jokes with double meaning and things, if she still respond positively then she's into you congrats.

Your best bet is to be as oblivious to potential love interests as an anime MC don't hide that you might be interested in her, but don't think about/expect much and you'll avoid considerable amounts of confusion

>>18201840
>Start with indirect jokes with double meaning and things, if she still respond positively then she's into you congrats.
I'm not OP but please give examples.