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>>18211171
You have find something else to occupy the time you spend on 4chan.

Get in a morning routine where you shit/shower/shave but don't get on your phone or computer. Find a book or something to read if you sit down to eat.

When you come home, do other things like exercise or read or watch a film that isn't total fluff.

What you need in your life is content and stimulus, and you are going to get it somewhere. You have to replace 4chan with more fulfilling content. You can decide for yourself what that is, it's your life

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>>18211171
Realize you aren't wasting time on this website to begin with.

You are attracted to wholeheartedly-free forum and discussion of thought and current events and culture. You just enjoy being able to speak what is on your mind without the fear of reprieve. It is a normal human condition to socialize, be it with anonymous strangers.

But you do it with moderation. Time management and task prioritization is what separates successful people and those who aren't.

>>18211210
No it is a total waste of time. I never learn anything from this shithole.

>>18211158
Go to Nevada where brothels are legal and under high scrutiny from the department of health.

>>18211175
That's not an option unfortunately

>>18211182
Why not? If money is that tight then don't fucking waste it on whores.

>>18211144

100%. When you do it like that, neither plan B nor abortions will work.

You're going to have to face the consequences of your actions.

>>18211144
idk read the fucking Plan B box
Also depends on her time of the month. Do a basic google search for that shit nigga, and best of luck

>>18211153
EL OH EL

>>18211164
I think I should clarify:
Google search the fertility cycle, and ask her about her time of the month. Chances are her personal period schedule isn't listed anywhere online

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>>18211141
Your life is dependent upon your own actions.

Think about that. Re-assess your situation and turn your boat around. You gotta be brave and go for that new job or new lifestyle even if the risk is large. Anything than rot away mundane.

>>18211141
>Is this typical/normal?

Yes this is normal. Most people dont enoy their work. But that doesnt mean its ok. You only get one life. You should always try to improve a situation you don't like.

Big risks get the biggest rewards.

I find that no matter what job I do I will eventually get bored and hate it. Its the fact that I HAVE to be there day in and day out. Even jobs that I enjoyed at first I grew to hate after a couple months.

>>18211132
do something

>>18211132
Start dancing and flaping your feathers around.

Ask.

>>18211120
Yea kind of
But
None of us has what's app.

>>18211120
You are discovering what being an adult is all about
You aren't a teenager anymore, you get to chose who gets to be part of your life now
They aren't worried about you, they had a very long time to do that and now that time is gone and the opportunity is closed
They are worried for themselves,if someone only cares about you when you refuse to see them then they form really care do they?

>I'm not fine
>they know I'm not
>I tell them I am

You can do whatever you want, but you sound pretty selfish yourself.

Shot down?

>>18211181
I didn't get accepted into the programs at the school

>>18211242
Be less of a fuckup next life.

>>18211089
bumperoo

Use paragraphs

>>18211089
Sounds like you're taking a lot of really good steps. Keep on doing things to improve your confidence. Honestly, some therapy wouldn't hurt, especially if there's a chemical imbalance preventing you from being happy and making you paranoid that people hate you.

>>18211005
Look into keto. It's pretty good for major weight loss and staying sated.

Drink more water for starters, sometimes thats enough to fill your belly.

Secondly, make sure you're eating a lot of small meals throughout the day instead of 3 big ones.
Fill yourself with healthy/low calorie foods.
Broccoli fills me up pretty well personally. You can eat a lot of broccoli and not be over budget really.
But almost any vegetable can work for this.

>>18211010
Looking into it now, some things I noticed it says dont eat that I always have been was Wheats, rice, and fruits. Kinda strange

>>18210982
OP maybe h\e's shy aff and wants to talk to you again although you have to keep in mind that it'll be akward again for some time

He might not be on Tinder anymore. Maybe he got married.

>>18210982

>fast forward about a half year later we met at a bus stop
>installed tinder again, browsing to find him but I couldn't, some guys keep showing up but I can't see him

You do realize that he probably has a girlfriend now, right? You don't need Tinder if you're regularly getting sex or have someone you're dating.

>>18210942
monitoring

I guess draw dicks or whoever you have to listen to or is in the room

learn to write with your other hand

>>18210942
> You cannot use your phone or laptop
Why not?

>What would you do with that notebook?
Drawing obviously. Random doodles, landscapes, people. As a kid I spent most of my time in school drawing edgy versions of Yu Gi Oh cards and "designing" new products. Too bad I didn't patent dual camera on phones.

>>18210909
OP here. Just to show exactly how slutty she may be, today she said that all I need to do to get nudes is ask. She said this in front of 4-5 other people.

now im not exactly the best at relationship advice. But honestly I'd say it doesn't really sound worth it. If she's that open about all the sexual stuff with everyone then maybe she isn't really looking for a long-term commitment with you.

good luck anon

>>18210909
dont be a bitch, hope for the best and see where things go. dont sit there for 8 months til you explode awkwardly like the fucking sperg you are.

also post age when asking relationship shit, if you're under 14 gtfo

>>18210778
>"hey artismo, wanna go and check out local art gallery with me?"

Hey do you wanna meet up and get (coffee/dinner/lunch/drinks) when you are free?

Do you live in the same city? Do you even know if she's straight and single?

>>18210774
>go to cops
>testify
>???
>profit

How about you don't ruin some poor guy's life because you agreed to do something you later regretted you fucking harpy.

If you were really raped you would have gone to the cops.

Legal revenge?
>>18210779
This

Nice blog faggot. This board is for advice not for you to circlejerk about how you EPICLY triggered someone.

My only advice is fucking kill yourself.

>>18210756

well you purposely decided to be vague about what you said so yes, it sounds like you probably did fuck up but want to blame it on libtards.

>>18210756
>it was a mostly liberal event

They always are.

I'm certain the entire thing with the LGBT community is to express sexuality that they don't actually have.
In fact, the idea that actual sex actually exists offends and triggers them, which is why they get so sensitive over the slightest remark.

Not even the incels of /r9k/ get triggered over slight innuendo or crude humour.

Look mate, don't even go to these events, even to show support for a friend. If you're straight, white, male or any combination of those, prepare to listen to lecture over lecture over how evil and hateful you are because are a straight/white/male and that means you must be a super-bigot.

Not saying they are all like that, but the vocal majority and community consensus is like that.

Might find one or two that doesn't hate you instinctively, but the rest are a waste of time.
Tell your fag friend to take some fag friends next time, because you don't want that fucking drama.

The most tolerant generations ion the fucking planet are being punished for the actions of previous generations. This needs to stop, and only when we stop being tolerant, will it.