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>>18211585
>inb4 that's not the real photo

It's stock photo

>>18211585
are you a pedophile or drug dealer?

>>18211600
Neither

Chekt

But I do pirate stuff

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Wow that was a run on sentence, fuck me

What did you do exactly? This is an anonymous Chinese basket weaving tapestry after all.

>>18211587
But you could be her, and if I give myself away before she's healed I could fuck it up even more.

>>18211500
dont straight up tell her. it would come off as creepy. and for stating attraction in this situation, idk. maybe another anon will post

>>18211500
She sounds just as autistic as you. In this case it might be better to tell her you like her directly. Based on the limited info, that is how I would approach it. Good luck. Exciting times lie ahead, don't be a pussy.

Also be wary of how should could manipulate you. Don't let your feelings get in the way of common sense

Maybe reach out? They might be missing you too. If not, then you have some closure at least.

sorry fr not the tagging thing but i know for a fact that the person in question didn't forget about me yet...although it is impossible to hit them up at all means

>>18211506
How? No social media or phone? Can't ask their friends or family for contact info? Dead? Why cant you contact them?

Have her lean back and spread her legs and play just the tip and then you maneuver it in. Then go from there, young Padawan. But be sure to take command and then crush her with the rage fuck later on.

When you find out, let me know. I'm not even well endowed, but my gf feels pain, I think I poke her cervix in this position. It's a shame because I love the view.

>>18211433
Once the dicks in theyve got go back and forth with the hips rather than up and down. Although i knew a few guys who went nuts for the up and down. Its hard to maintain endurance wise though

>>18211400
Move to NY, 4 year colleges just became free here for those making less than 100,000.

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>>18211400
I can't do any math that's harder than Algebra, so I pursued an English degree instead. At times I feel ashamed for not having the knowledge that some of my peers have in mathematics, but then I remember that everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses. In the same way that I may be horrible at math, my peers could be equally as horrible with English, or just writing in general.

I can't imagine how it must feel to be in your shoes, OP. You haven't really mentioned having trouble with your other classes, so it must be safe to assume that you're only having trouble with math. In such case, you're in the wrong major. Your best option right now is to go talk to a counselor, and see where your options lie. The entire collective of 4chan can't do what one meeting with a trained academic counselor can.

You're wasting your time here.

>>18211498
Hey thanks, yeah I'm actually a straight A student in my other courses. It's just my math classes I can't wrap my head around. I contemplated English, but what in the world will I do with that degree?

>>18211388
Make your parents prevent her from using meme sites. Can an autistic girl get past that? Maybe it'd work.

Maybe she just likes the attention. Try spending more time with her and whenever she brings up the annoying shit, just walk away. Give her treats when she says something good. Works for my cat when he's being bad anyway.

>>18211401
lol

If you think flouride is government mind control then maybe I guess?

Just spit it out but it doesn't really matter. Don't eat it or some shit.

I haven't brushed my teeth in 5 years is it even worth it at this point?

>>18211353
>>18211376
what the fuck

>being glad that the people you know are still alive and in good health

Sounds like you're a raging psychopath, OP.

>>18211349
Hell yes.
Having been in the position of saying, "Holy fucking shit that's (person I know)" more than once, I feel relieved every time it's not.

that's a pretty normal reaction

>>18211335
It might be fun to roleplay in the letters. Establish rules that you will only reply in character and you won't talk about it outside of the letters.

I don't know what you're into but that is something I've always thought would be fun.

>>18211335
If I was in your situation, I'd personally find a way to get her to agree to not text each other and communicate only through letters and phone calls. It makes the conversations much more heartfelt and genuine.

>>18211335
You're getting cucked by Klaus and Hans right now OP.

Oh yeah forgot to say the reason I'm asking is because I want to try online dating but I've had 0 success with my old pics so either a) I'm ugly as shit or b) I need pics with actual people and selfies don't do that

BTW I'm a dude so this is probably gonna be even more pointless then it already is (either you have it or you don't etc)

I feel like I'm a cool guy but I haven't been active on FB since 2013 and I don't use any other social media so girls automatically think I'm weird

I just don't give a shit enough to use ig/snapchat/fb regularly but I need at least to update my pics

If you need a picture and don't want to ask someone else to take it, then yes take it yourself.

>>18211277
What kind of insults? I don't remember when I got insulted last time hmm... Interesting.

>>18211282
Just general getting teased by my friends about my last name that has "dick" in it

>>18211285
Own your name.
>them:"haha anon dick in son"
>you: "that's true... son."

You understand its wet, right? Wear earplugs.

>blowing my boyfriend and his dick keeps hardening
how can I make this stop? is it a certain oral position that makes it more likely? its gross and distracting, and I'm not sure if I can keep sucking his dick if it's gonna keep getting hard.

>>18211262
Be honest, are you 12 anon?

>Grades are going pretty well and everyone starts holding big expectations out for me.
>Father takes me over to his place with this ‘auntie’ and her friends few times but I mostly just sat in the house staring outside since I wasn’t allowed to go out or watch a lot of TV.
>Wasn’t too happy about staying that town.
>Mother picked up this ass-hole, married, electrician as a sex partner who constantly discriminated and judged me and my mother would always laugh about it.
>Fast forward to grade 6 when I’m supposed to do exams so I can attend high-school.
Now this is where things start cork-screwing down-hill FAST.
I wanted to stay with my mother and attend high-school, HOWEVER:

part 3
>Father decides to instead pick out all the schools in regions around where HE lives, which is about 4-5 hours away from my home.
>Mother tries to convince him to pick at least ONE school around her region but he doesn’t listen to me or my mom.
>My grade six teacher ends up being the one to sort out which one of the schools, that my father picked, I’d attend based on my grade. NOT MY MOTHER, MY GRADE SIX TEAHCER. (I had no idea what the hell these schools were, much less that they existed mind you)
>For integrities sake the school that got picked as my first choice will be referred to as Mystic fur-fags high (an all-boys school, btw)
>After exams I ended up passing for Mystic fur-fags.
>I’m not too happy about it but everyone else is so proud that I have to put on a false smile from then on through graduation.
>Naturally, since Mystic fur-fag high is closer to my father, I have to move in with him and the ‘auntie’.
>Wasn’t really a social kid, and I still resented the school environment so I was more interested in doing my work and going back to my father’s place. Met these two pals in my first year that I hung out with a lot though. Anyway…
>Eventually find out that this ‘auntie’ is actually my step-mother and that the other people were her sisters and nieces.
>Never really interacted with step mother much because I had no idea who she was and I was a bit uncomfortable around her and her sisters.
>Around my second or third year I find out that my father cheated on my step-mother and had baby without her knowing.
>He tells me to keep it secret from everyone and then expects me try and ‘help’ him out with taking care of the baby.
>My buds and I move to separate classes and I was beginning to feel a bit dumpy because the people I was left with were noisy, impulsive shits. (My grades were enough to pick me up out of there though)

part 4
>Finally explain to my father and step-mother that I wasn’t comfortable in my current living conditions, but instead of listening to me he shoves most of the blame on me saying that I don’t socialize with his family enough.
>Step-mother finds out about my father’s affair. She doesn’t leave him though because she wanted to take responsibility in my life.
>Family gets even tenser and agitated, started feeling like step-mother was taking most of her anger for my father on me through the manner in which she addressed me.
>Fast-forward through 2 more years of humiliation from both my family and that god-awful school.
>Within those two years I’ve been bullied, stoned and discriminated at Mystic fur-fags.
>At beginning of 4th year I asked my parents if I could be home-schooled but no one wanted to comply because the wanted me to learn the ‘traditional’ way.
>Begin to notice that my two ‘buds’ were beginning to behave presumptuous so I’m not too keen on hanging out with them anymore.
>Eldest sister moves out to an area close to my school for her job.
>I stay her place a few times and my mother visits us very often, but I began to notice some things about them.
>Sister has some narcissistic queen complex where she feels everyone should cater to her needs no matter how she treats them.
>My mother is delusional and uses self-pity to have her way with others.
>Eldest sister tells me not be so bitchy about being bullied because when I go to college it’s only going to get worse.
>Out of the blue, I suddenly develop an intense and completely irrational crush on another class mate. AT AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL!
>Try my best to keep it hidden from everyone.
>The myriad of problems in my life reaches an apex and pitches me into a heavy depression.
>School becomes even more tedious and miserable.
>Studying and schoolwork starts to become increasingly difficult because, to this day, I can’t stop thinking about crush.

You're not obligated to drop what you're doing and fuck her, don't apologise.

Also if she initiated sex then she's not asexual, lol.

Talk to her about it and not us. Why aren't you discussing this with her? She needs to know how you feel about this shit.

>>18211207

She didn't do it because she wanted sex. She did it as an olive branch I think.

>>18211208

After six months of therapy I feel like I've said all I have to say to her about this. I'm not going to apologize because I don't think I did anything wrong. It shouldn't be my fault that if she wants to have an asexual relationship that my feelings towards her change.