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>>18213943
>I want to get into smoking
don't
>can anyone recommend the best brand/high end cigarettes
you smoke whatever you started with

As someone who was probably smoking when you were a twinkle in your daddy's eye I suggest you start smoking something without a filter. The company in your picture makes a no filter cigarette. If you're gonna smoke at least look like a man while you do it, and not having a filter is manly as fuck plus it helps with getting the cancer sooner. Why else would you want to smoke in the first place? You're trying to kill yourself with a long, painful, and agonizing death as a result of the lung cancer. All that being said, I suggest you smoke some Lights of any brand though cause you sound like a dumb faggot.

marlboro reds
camel lights

something something cancer something

>>18213962
>I suggest you smoke some Lights of any brand though cause you sound like a dumb faggot.

kek

Apple cider vinegar works wonders in removing warts. Look it up. Basically just soak a cotton ball in the stuff and tape it to the wart overnight. Let it air out in the morning for a bit. Put another on throughout the day. Repeat. After a couple days the wart turns black and will fall off.

>>18213967
my feet sweat a lot, the tape just peels off after 15 minutes

>>18214066
Gray Duct tape, is what they meant, the gray duct tape.

It isn't cruel, but it's kind of shitty.

Why don't you ask him, so that you can reject him gently and remain friends?

I'm about as beta as he sounds, and I would have appreciated if my crush shot me down definitively instead of avoiding it.

>Also, he Facebook-stalks me
How did you figure this out so I can avoid his mistakes

Also this would probably be very crushing if I were him and had feelings for you.

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Is this bitch even serious i mean really
Air mattress
Fuckin A

>>18213932
Maybe you should plug your mic in you dunce

>>18213948
It is they just constantly talk over me or interrupt me. Especially one of my friends who is super loud on mic and seems to love the sound of his own voice

>>18213955
It sounds like they probably just can't hear you that well. Turn up your mic and assert yourself when you speak. If they're your friends, there's no point in being timid

We don't know where you live. Check your local laws and lawyer up.

I don't think your defense of "I thought she was 17" is going to matter, but if she is the one who placed the ad and you never asked her for nudes a lawyer might be able to work with that.

>>18213924
it's a common scam
the scammer usually says the girl is 18 or older
the nudes are random images from the internet
her dad is the scammer or the 'girl' you hooked up with
retard

>>18213958
Lol this

Just block them, you're getting scammed

If he's willing to lie and has zero interest in your interests, he kinda sounds like a dick.

Where does he live? Would Germany be a big, expensive trip for him?

Lied and doesn't want to visit. Sounds like a dick.

6 months is little time for him. Sounds like he values this thing you have with him long term.

All in all the picture I have of him is of a serious person with some traditional values who's not willing to do his part on certain times because of persona tantrums.
Not a keeper in my eyes. Dated that, dropped that. Suggest you do the same too (unless you're somehow quite different).

>>18213793
I hate it to break to you femanon, but every boy (and possibly even girl) is unique. He might be dick. Or cold. Or his life priorities are different from you.

But one thing is certain: ldr never works in the long run. You seriously cant plan staying "together" while each of you being in different country.

Also moving to different country away from your friends, family and job is HUGE step to make.

Whatever is the case, do not fall into ldr for too long and ask him, not /adv/.

I don't have many friends either and honestly I don't give two shits. It's lonely sometimes but I'm tired of chasing people when they don't want to chase me. Maybe I'm a huge jackass but everyone I meet tells me I'm super nice then never talks to me again. Fuck people.

I have best friends from elementary school and shit, but I feel like I'm ass at making new friends now that I'm in college. I mean, my other friends from high school were just in most of my classes, but now its just a constantly shifting group of new people. And all of them are trying to get the fuck out of there the minute class ends.

>>18213781
That's fine. Where I'm from people say those who need to make friends in college probably never had friends in their lives. You don't need to constantly be making new friends if you're happy with the ones you have alreayd.

Well maybe steam, you could bond over games

https://www.interpals.net/app/index

>>18214151
There's too many hyper attractive normies.

I can't give you a pov from a guy, since I'm not one, but if you feel like this could do something good for you, go for it. I'm pretty sure they also teach you how to maintain your weight. Focus on your weight first, then worry about a future relationship

>>18213706
Hello fat femanon.
>>>/fit/ read sticky and start counting calories.

And yes, you can lose about 1~2 pounds per week. And yes, losing weight is about 90% diet, 9% genetics and 1% sport.

And yes, the only way how to lose weigth is to be fucking hungry all the time. I was sort of hungry for 7 months until I reached 20bmi. The worst were first two weeks. Then it hot better.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thyroid
Your excuse with thyroid is just an excuse. It is what doctor use so they dont have to tell you that you lack self controll and are morbidle obese. And of course being fat = hormones all over place.

Getting gastric is useless unless you change your life style first.

And no, you can keep eating things you like (even fucking smoothie and hamburgers) as long as calories are in check. You just have to learn yourself that 1 smoothie = 2 fat beef steaks.

Also try some low impact sport like swimming. It will boos your blood system and help with body dismorphia and low selfesteem.

And no, there is no way how to lose your fat in certain places. And no, you have to be hungry.

>impure
Your question is retarded. I wouldnt date fat chick with unhealthy life style. The surgery isnt optimal solution for your problem. Change of life style is.

Why can't you just find a guy attracted to fat girls?

"Yeah we'll do that grandma"
Proceed to use the fucking cash on her own funeral. DO NOT pocket it.

>>18213639
Tell her you will bury her when you get the cash. It just might be a few years.
She should've thought of that before and had some money sat aside.

>>18213639
>Say you'll do it
>Don't
wow, that was fucking hard.

Running isn't going to make me any less lonely or worthless.

>>18213638
i wish
used to jog 4-5 miles a day. but now i have knee problems

>>18213638
It helped me a lot with my anxiety. I did couch to 5k one summer but I got really disheartened when I realized I was running much less than a 5k.

Now I'm trying to get back on it but do you have any recommendations for that? Like when I'm running should I focus on being able to do half an hour first and then increase my pace?

Also, I always feel like death. When does it get better, or is it always terrible but the after effects make it worth it?

Things to consider:

Are you getting at-least eight hours of sleep per night?
Could you benefit from an improvement in organization (as far as writing out math, etc.)?
Do you exercise?


But most important
Why do you care so much about your grade? A B is excellent as far as i'm concerned. I never even made it to pre-calculus in college. When you put that extra amount of pressure on yourself to succeed, it will stress you out and cause more harm than good.


God blss

>>18213654
>Are you getting at-least eight hours of sleep per night?
Yes. I'm actually pretty sensitive to lack of sleep. Though, the questions my teacher gives us for a grade are done after an hour and 40 minute boring as hell class. That may have an effect.
>Could you benefit from an improvement in organization (as far as writing out math, etc.)?
Marginally. I also have shitty handwriting, always had.
>Do you exercise?
Nope. Though I do move around a lot in between classes.

>Why do you care so much about your grade?
For one, I'm a math major intending on going to grad school for astrophysics. I'm shooting for at least a 3.5 GPA. A single B would hurt a bit and I'd like to avoid it.
Second, I've never struggled with math, ever. Even now, I don't struggle with the concepts. I feel like my grade doesn't represent how well I actually know the material and it's really frustrating.

>Could it be a sign of a mental issue?
lol no

You're making dumb mistakes because ur cocky kid. How many times do you check your answers? The answer should be "repeatedly until time is up". I'm just like you, great at math but make a hundred mistakes a test. It took me a long time to figure out that I needed to really check my work. Don't just skim over your work, actually do entire problems over again.

Are you sure you actually know how to do them and aren't just handwaving after the fact? There is a huge difference between having to know how to do a problem, and then seeing the answer and knowing how it's done.

But mostly what you need to do is practice more. The more you practice the less careless mistakes you will make, and the better you will get at finding them as you review.

>>18213609
You have two mobile phones and two purses.

So when they mugg you, you give them the fake one with some money and shit phone you dont even use.

If you ever thing of resisting, niggers will kill/hurt you without hesitation like animals they are
>>>/pol/ :-D

>>18213609
Just follow this simple advice, op
Around blacks, never relax

I can't speak for the US, but I live in a very poor town in the UK with a high crime rate. Obvious advice is to live near the town centre and not near surrounding suburbs, unless you're 100% sure that the suburb is an affluent one. I haven't found anything that bad other than beggars and drunks, but I've heard that the neighborhoods outside of town are where all the stabbings happen and they can tell who are the outsiders very easily. Also don't take random shortcuts through people's estates that they've lived on their whole life, again those things are like protected areas.

>>18213627
Even if that op happened they're not as likely to get wet if at all... It's basically an open wound than a pure sexual organ

>>18213604
>would actually be long term
>no sex so break up
You dont consider blowjob as sex?

Dude dont be so fast. Send her to gynecolog and please dont throw her away like trash. You do
>long term
by hanging with girl longer than just for quick sex. Send her to doctor to check her up.

And be supportive nice boyfriend, not some immature impatient teen. She is obviously trying.

I think she's a good investment honestly. She sounds cool and all, you just gotta wait till she can fuck. She needs to do those exercises and lube and shit

It feels like an increased heartbeat, hot skin and blood rushing to my penis while I kiss them touch everything my hands can reach before sticking it in and enjoying the warm wet smoothness that massages my head just right. The moaning and rapid breathing makes it even more exciting.

>>18213540
>Is "falling in love" common?

No, most couples are just horny for the first 3 or so years. True love is couples being together for decades and still being prepared to throw themselves off a cliff for each other.

Love at first sight is nothing more than an infactuation, true love takes time.

What does pussy taste like?