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>>18220649
Yes. You are missing out in a chance to meet a bunch of qt little grills.

It's not about hanging with some 13 year olds, It's about being there with your girlfriend. Shows commitment

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you failed the shit test

either go or drop her

What the FUUUUCK kinda question is that?
Date as long as you want. Keep being a slut. No shame.

>>18220422
I mean like how old can they be if I'd like kids ten years from now

>>18220422

See this right here? HORRIBLE ADVICE!

Don't be a degenerate. Oldest you can date is 29. Get that shit on lock down before you are thirty. You want to live to see your grandchildren, right?

>>18220353

You need to see a therapist if this is real, not ask advice on 4chan. Get some help bro.

Also, just to be clear, you are straight right? You just are scared of women?

Greentext abuse

>>18220353
What do you like about women?

Doppio

>>18220289
thanks

5 hour energy
its also the only one worth buying. the rest i only buy for nostalgia/taste

>>18220263
Ye

coming up with a pun usually incites some kind of response... the difficulty comes not with getting that initial response but coming up with something that gives you a conversation to keep up

>>18220263

So do you believe in Santa or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?

You look like the kind of girl that would ruin my life, I'm into that.

Do you have a dog I can pet?

I have a pet dog would you like to meet him

>>18220220
>friend is obviously going through a bunch of shit
>think shes dtf
>she gets even worse
>4chan how do I fuck her?
I hope you realize you are scum and resolve to change.

>>18220249

maybe not this, OP, but you yourself probably are toxic on your own and need to work on your own shit if you can't read into the situation as you've given it to us.

>>18220249
You didn't read did you:
>do you want to be friends and in contact or not

I'm not expecting any more. But I need her to either be my friend or not. I can't just have no response to my messages in any way.

>>18220256
What do you mean?

>>18220216
>I just want to know the worst case scenario
You're out in the field, you have an asthma attack and die because you were a moron and didn't disclose it.

Seriously, why would you fuck around with something that affects your health like that?

>>18220216
the fraudulent enlistment stuff is NOT a scare tactic. your recruiters only job is to get you to join no matter what. they have a quota to meet and without it they wont get their bonus pay.

I personally think you should disclose it and let MEPS decide if you're fit or not.

>>18220223
Because I haven't had an attack that even required an inhaler in ten years. I go backpacking for days without it and run pretty regularly where at best I feel a bit tight in the chest.

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wow this sure made me feel better, i'm gonna go drink my self to sleep again, cheers

>>18220682
Woah mate slow down...

Last time I saw it happening I caught it early enough to have the choice between getting love sappy or hardening the heart.

I hardened the heart, but honestly I couldn't say how I exercised that control - just that it does exist.

>>18220182
First of all before you even think about trying to jump into a relationship, you have to take care of yourself. How the fuck are you going to show love, affection, and companionship to another human being if you can't even show love to yourself? Start improving your own well being via lifting weights, finding a new job, working on hobbies/activities that interest you, eating healthy, avoiding laziness, etc... Once you are at a point in your life when you can confidently say "I have my shit together", go up to her and introduce yourself and BOOM, she thinks you have balls for approaching her and she knows you exist. By this time you will be confident enough to keep conversations flowing, be outgoing and charming, and be someone a girl will actually want to date without having your failures and low self esteem weighing on your shoulders like a boulder. For me, lifting weights and formulating my own daily routine to stay productive was key. Never stop improving yourself and meeting girls won't be an issue

>>18220284
Wut dude? So he should become a completely different person to ask a girl out lulz?
>>18220182
Just go ask her out. She's an adult (I presume and certainly hope) and can decide for herself, judge you and the situation. That's it really, try to get to know her better so you realise if she is worth having in your life then go for it

>>18220304
Are you retarded or are you retarded? There is a difference between improving oneself and turning into a "completely different person" whatever the fuck that means. Im telling OP to solve his low self esteem issues first because asking her out and trying to manage a relationship while dealing with shitty life issues is bound for failure.

So you both look like shit and you want both to start working out to look less shit so you can be together? Why can't you just look like shit together and be happy?

>>18220138
You don't go into a relationship trying to change someone anon. You go in and take them as they are and not for what you hope they'll be in the future.

>>18220295
This plus if she loses weight she'll probably be able too get a better looking guy then you

>>18220118

for some reason people on 4chan are under the impression that in order to talk to a girl you are not allowed to let her know you are interested in her, that this will make her /not/ like you and the only way is to trick her into thinking it was just some happenstance.

this is false. do you think chad sits around coming up with round about ways of meeting girls? no. he goes up and says 'hey im chad, were in bio together'. she says hi back and he just talks to her about class.

thats it. he doesn't hide his intentions, he just goes up and introduces himself and his intentions are made clear by the fact that hes approaching her.

>>18220129
Chad's also got being chad going for him though, which is probably what makes me and others asking similar questions so cautious when it comes to just using methods that he uses. If it's still that easy for an average guy I might just say fuck it and give it a shot, though.

>>18220175
Just by this comment alone you seem insecure about your self. what if Chad liked anime or had a some flaw. he forgets about that shit and shows what he can offer if he has anything. but remember girls are humans and they have been their own interests

Grow the fuck up.

i remember being 16

>>18220077
I think you know what needs to be done.

What needs to be done is you controlling your inpulsivity. Lying and cheating and stealing are impulsive decisions. Getting these under control will set the course for getting the rest of your impulsive decisions under control.

dude just stop

Please tell me how to stop. I'm trying but she keeps teasing me

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>>18220049
dude what the fuck, if you're even thinking of sleeping with her she is two things

1. A cocktease. She does not want a relationship, she wants to fuck.
2. Stupid. Why would you fuck your friend's man.

She clearly is a piece of shit, senpai. Tell your girl what's been going on ASAP and see where it goes from there.

Otherwise, if you're even into the idea, your relationship is going to crash and burn down the road very quickly. You're obviously pretty young, so chances are this is gonna happen eventually anyways, but hey... make it last(????) ????

Did you already post about 13 reasons why?
Or are you another person coming to /adv/ to talk about it making you depressed?

Anyway since I like hurting myself by listening to sad music when I'm depressed, would this show be good for me?

>>18220022
OP here, this is the first time ive posted anywhere about this, but fuck it only hits hard if you can associate or relate to it. many people see it as overrated because they can see themselves as any of the characters. me, i can see myself as Clay and Hannah, both main characters. you should watch it regardless however make sure to watch it alone because it would embarassing to cry in front of people halfway through the series.

>>18220014
I read the description of that show, inb4 it causes a lot of suicides and gets cancelled.

>>18219978
U ever consider founding your own startup?

>>18220013

I don't have the capital, the experience, or the drive. I don't want to be 100% responsible for bringing in my own income and dealing with crises when they pop up.

>>18220038
Honestly man, those sound like excuses. I'd say give it a try. You're just going to keep working 40 hours a week for companies you have no desire to work for for the rest of your career until you eventually retire and live off your 401k and SS? Now is the time to fucking do it. Start. Reading. I cant stress this enough. Pick up some books on entrepreneurship, organizational behavior and managerial skills. Start exercising and network as much as possible. Start writing down ideas and do a lot research. Formulate a daily routine and stick to it. Focus more on how you spend your time and a little less on how you spend your money (Though of course it is still important). You created this thread because you are unsure of what the future holds for you and right now you have the decision of either trying something new or continue with the same old bullshit. Don't get me wrong, it's going to be tough, but stay focused on one thing at a time, figure out the details, seek guidance and most importantly don't give up. You can do it just like anyone else can, it's just a matter of how disciplined and focused you are. Cheers and good luck.