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You should have stealthly diddled her to indicate that you're up. Since you didn't she went to sleep.

Diddle her sis to teach her a lesson

>>18224547
If you can't take it anymore, get out. Let her know you were tired and wanted to go home so you just let her sleep. You won't get any pussy that way, but that's up to you.

Wake her up, goddamm coward

>>18224516
When anger gives you the balls to do the right thing. IE be firm with your asshole boss, overthrow corrupt regimes, break up with an abusive partner, etc. etc. But the yelling, cursing, and throwing things rarely, if ever, is appropriate.

When you're genuinely treated unfairly.

Anger never leads to anything good but sometimes it can give you that spontaneous courage that you need to just burn that bridge and tell someone to fuck off.

>>18224516
Anger is an emotion like any other. If it were a bad thing, then it wouldn't exist and people would just be happy all the time, but it has a reason for existing that helps us survive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE9QSuSxIMY

>>18224483
>I recently started hanging out with high status males.
>- rich guy with ton of social proof
Plenty of rich guys are raging autists and usually have drug addictions
>- DJ
DJs are high status? LOL
>- singer, always surrounded by chicks
Garage band singers are high status?

>I just want to know what step one is to being like them.
"High status" is purely a matter of perceptions and not an absolute.

>>18224500
DJ is extremely high status in a club.

Singer is definitely high status, or else no one would like music.

Being rich gives you status in every day life.

So, yes, they're all high status.

I'm just simple, but I sleep with a ton of hoes.
I've slept with plenty of the girls they bring along.

I just want more money.

what the fuck is a promise ring

Depressed gfs, not even once.

>shakes off depression

It doesn't really work like that, OP. A depressive bout can last anywhere from a few days to several months.

Think about it deeply before deciding if you're ready to wait around for her. You do sound like you care for her, so there's no reason to cut yourself off from her completely. I'm sure she'll still reach out to you when she's in need of a friend, but a relationship might be incredibly draining on you.

>>18224409
Sounds like you're being dicked around and he only talks to you to try to get in your pants whenever he feels like it

>>18224409
I left out a big part of this, which was that he wound up going to formal with another girl, but he told me about it before it happened and insisted he wasn't interested in her. He then also ditched her for me probably ruining her entire night in front of her sorority.

>>18224411
We didn't have sex and he never even slightly pushed for it. The cuddling was very G rated, and so was the kissing. Nothing even so far as making out.

>>18224402
No, live a virtuous life, get married and have children. Don't fuck uggo herpes sluts

>>18224402

maybe. the whole point of going for those less attractive women is that they are more likely to be interested in you.

imagine for instance if someone asked 'will working out without any of the weights improve my abilities?' it might help you figure out form because you can focus on that, but just barely and just basically.

there needs to be SOME weight for the exercise to be worth anything.

another issue here is that you are assuming that your issue issue is your 'abilities'. if you struggle to get attractive girls but not ugly girls, the obvious conclusion is that you are ugly. fucking ugly girls, or even just practicing your conversation skills on ugly girls wont make you attractive, and it certainly wont teach you how to make an attractive girl look beyond that, and not much will.

another issue is that life isn't a video game. not every 'level' can be beat. even if you are hot, and have money, and a great charming personality, many girls wont be interested in you. there is no default state of all girls just liking you.

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>>18224402
>will experience with women help me be better with women

hmmm a mind-boggling question

>>18224335
How the fuck do you even get matches in the first place? I've been through a million likes and got nothing.

>>18224341
Are your pictures grainy with shitty lighting from your webcam with your computer screen reflecting in your glasses?

>>18224335
Don't look on tinder if you want someone loyal and long term. Try another online dating service which is actually geared toward your goal.

There was a time that I felt nothing but I got over it. What I had to realize is that the majority of the day I would be full of negative feelings, and the meds created an absence. It can be strange to not have that dark cloud over head, but it makes room for you to feel other things. If you sit around and do the same stuff you did while depressed (not that your depression goes away entirely) you will feel empty and like a zombie. The lack of negative feelings you are used to is an opportunity. All that said, consult a psychiatrist.

Oh man my oneitis is sitting on antisad peels and if that ruins libido I stand no chance, as my only property is body that of a Greek god. The fat one. I've been feeling really down since I broke up with my gf, generally unhealthy also, but I take my solace in magic mushrooms. First I get visual stuff and you philosophise a lot about life but feel just great. Later I go out in the world and no matter my surroundings, shrooms bring out the best in them and I am fascinated. One time mediocre trip might cheer you up for a couple of days, but what's good is that you can grow them yourself, fuck big pharma, and they probably come out cheaper.

>>18224327
I've been on fluexotine (50mg) and sertaline (100mg). Both are SSRIs and they decreased my sex drive. It took more effort to get and maintain erections and took more time to ejaculate. At first, you may feel drowsy and groggy on them, but in my experience that wears off after a week. I feel like many of my emotions were dulled while on them, but I was able to function socially and academically which is more than I could say being off of them.

If you want to avoid taking SSRIs you could try Tianepetine. You can order it online. It starts working as soon as you start taking it. You have to dose it 2 to 3 times a day if you get the sodium version. The sulfate version lasts all day, but I haven't tried it. It doesn't cause antidepressent dick syndrome. Tolerance does go up with Tianepetine faster than with other antidepressants though.

Remember when taking antidepressants to also work on issues that could be contributing to your depression. Lack of exercise, lack of sunlight, poor diet, lack of support system.

Dunno man, guess you won't. That's what you get for being cheap.

>>18224314
>fapping

We still use this? I thought this died like 4 years ago

>>18224400
I wish I died 4 years ago.

>>18224285
Not necessarily. Many times with chicks, the mind is more than willing, but the body just won't cooperate. Our orgasms are fickle, elusive creatures

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>>18224291
>elusive creatures

i didnt know it was a fucking unicorn or loch ness monster

>>18224291
>Be me
>Having sex with girlfriend
>Waiting for her to orgasm so we can orgasm together
>Taking forever
>Cum, relax a little, get back to it
>Still taking forever
>Cum, relax a little, get back to it
>This is at like the 2 or 3 hour mark now
>She's still not coming
>Getting really annoyed with her
>Slap her hard
>Choke her
>She comes instantly

Plus i change toothbrush every month and have whitening toothpaste

See a dentist. There are whitening strips, porcelain veneers, and laser whiting to name a few popular, effective options.

Your teeth aren't meant to be white. The more you fuck with them (beyond basic cleaning), the more damage you're going to do.

maybe you could get a programmer to write a program that takes an input paragraph and take that certain phrase and italicise it everytime its found, im a "beginner" programmer and i cant do this now im feeling down ima go try to figure this out or cry in a corner

>>18224281
Use Control f it'll make it easier to find the phrase

>>18224281

CTRL + F

To automatically find the phrase.

Don't know if it will highlight it or not though.

But after that you can just grind through each one.
Shouldn't take too long.

>>18224272
go to a doctor

It's probably just a yeast infection. They're pretty common, especially if you're plowing cows. Herpes doesn't appear that quickly and is painful enough that you would have problems trying to walk.

That being said, condoms won't protect you from herpes. A lot of people don't exhibit symptoms and won't know that they have it unless they get tested. It's the most common STD in the USA.

Since you're still going to be a little bitch about it until you're tested, realize that it'll be a couple more weeks before you can take the test. It takes awhile for it to be detectable.

This is what you get for being stupid enough to not use a condom

>I see plenty of resources online, but I should ask some people online
I know this is going to come as a complete shock to you, but the consensus is to use those resources. If you STILL need more spoonfeeding, then your answer is to just use learnpython.org

>>18224227
the best advice I can offer is to practice, practice, practice.

type your code, write it on paper, understand it.

if you learn from videos it isn't enough which I'm sure you understand as a biologist. the information only gets you so far without putting the stuff to practice.

best way to learn a programming is to think of a fun, interesting project you want to do and apply what ypu've learned to accomplishing it. What's nice is that you will learn a lot when encountering a snag or particularly difficult programming task. Worked for me at least.

>>18224191
expand on little cash? depending on the area you can get a greyhound ticket for only $30-$40 to cover that distance.

>>18224197
200 max

>>18224200
definitely check out greyhound then, there also might be other bus options or maybe even amtrak.