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>>18228442
Meditation? Try and look past your thoughts and stop letting your sex drive control your life. Try to channel it into other things like excercising or a new hobby.

i'd also like to know a way to get rid of any sexual or romantic desire. i'm too ugly to ever be able to have sex/get a gf, so i'd like to not want to.

>>18228517
There's a hair loss medicine called Finasteride, it might help.

Any advice at all?

Affection is the best sex toy.

>>18228437
Reasonable thin vibrator for her pussy and your prostate.

Cuffs for the introduction of rape roleplay and bdsm.

Baddragon when you want to go full exotic and expensive toys.

They cost $10

>>18228351
fictional

Not a degenerate, sweet, kind, loyal, submissive, puts out for me. That's what it means to me, anyway.

>>18228033
Yes, you should be worried indeed.One of them or both aren't over each other yet and they have a thing in which you can't be part of.It's prolly your gf that still has feelings.Step up your game, either tell her to stop doing it or you do the same.

>>18228033
Lol she loves him still

I'm talking to you like I would my best friend, no troll

>>18228033
Fuck this bro.

It's ass but she definitely still has feelings for him if shes going to do this.

Doing it behind your back means she knows you'd be upset.

You need to sit her down and ask what the actual fuck is going. If she sounds even slightly "confused" about your relationship you need to end it cold turkey. Else shes just going to end up setting up another relationship behind your back and leave when shes find a good enough excuse.

You probably will ignore this, but you're going to end up 10x more hurt later if you don't do this now. You'll also leave with the high ground, which feels much better in the long run.

You're never going to be able to trust her completely again now.

>>18227755
What country do you live in?
Consider taking student loans if you can, a job really will slow you down.

Why do you need to move out?

>>18227781
>a job really will slow you down
A job also provides work experience. A degree alone isn't going to impress anyone these days, and potential employers want to know that you're a reliable employee.

>>18227735
Who cares at this point

He's obviously a bitch

My answer to "can I sleep in the same bed as you?" would be something along the lines of "Ok but I want to be the big spoon".

If he's into you then he's a huge faggot for accepting to such a thing and even stating himself that he won't try anything, he's hoping that sex will happen and pretending otherwise is just not realistic.

Basically yes, he's gonna regret it and he will suffer more than you can comprenhend, fuck he will probably not sleep that night because all he will be able to think is how to get you in the mood for sex under the (rightfull, to be honest) assumption that since you're already in the same bed as him then you are as close to fucking as you'll ever be.

Best thing you can do for him is to not stay at his place, he's setting himself for a horrible experience that will haunt him for years to come and I wish I was exagerating.

gonna get raped lmaooo

Women can get pregnant at any point, even on their periods. They can also get pregnant from pre-cum alone. Stop being a fucking retard and use a condom.

For this situation, you should buy Plan B if it was recent.

>>18227770
>Pregnant from Precum meme
constanza with a baseball bat about to swing and miss.exe

I've fucked a literal 20 girls multiple times while pulling out and never had any situation arise.
I got tested for infertility because I didn't believe it. Results said I had a high sperm count. Fuck off.
You just don't know how to control yourself little dick

>>18227770
>Women can get pregnant at any point, even on their periods
As much as I detest liberal schooling, you certainly fell for the abstinence only crap. Take a reproduction class or even read a few wikipedia pages. Women cannot always get pregnant.

Wow, you literally sounded like me my senior year.

It took time, patience, and gradual change to build up happiness and confidence. I actually decided to college in your shoes and regret it greatly, but at the same time, I learned a lot. I learned what was wrong with me as well as my strengths. That's something you need to find out yourself. If you find yourself lacking in strengths then build it. From there, time works itself.

>>18227675
How close are you to graduating? If this is your last year in school, just try to stick it out.

WHATEVER happens next - college, job, whatever - will change your life completely. You'll be in a new environment with new structures and new opportunities. It is one of the very few times in life that you can really start all over. You can choose, if you wish, to be more social or a more dedicated student to whatever. No one will know you and whatever identity or reputation you've developed and you won't be trapped in a role or pigeeonhole you've been stuck in at school.

Just hang in there, and plan how you'll change things.

>>18227718
I'm a sophomore

>>18227555
>Is it possible to move out with no money?
Possible? Sure. Worth doing so if you don't have to? Absolutely not. And "muh principles" is not a good reason to move out.

>>18227555
stop being a little bitch and suck it up, you're living under their roof follow their rules. act like an adult.

lower your standards and take a mcdonalds job or anything that is available. you not being able to find work is entirely your fault. any job is a job, you'll make more money than you are sitting on your ass crying.

>On principal
Oh fuck off, Its not like they're cannibals or something. Deal with it or fuck up your life because you decided that your "principals" are more important than a roof over your head and transportation.

>>18227516
Why/How is she the love of your life?

>>18227562
It's hard to say exactly. But I guess I just know! Usually, she makes me so happy and makes me feel so loved and secure. At least, in the beginning. I honestly don't know what's happened to change all that. But I've vowed that if anyone was to leave, that it would never be me, regardless of what happens.

>>18227516

You are in an abusive relationship, plain and simple. Her extreme actions and attitudes indicate a strong chance she has mental illness, my guess is a personality disorder. Either way she is being toxic and mistreating you. And your lack of setting boundaries is a sign of attachment issues and/or a mix of codependency.

You both need to go to therapy separately, and together. You must learn how to set boundaries for her so you get the respect that she is not currently giving you, which everyone deserves in a relationship. She needs to be more self-aware that she is outright and significantly emotionally abusing you consistently. If the relationship isnt worth that much to both of you, then you have no business being in one.

>>18227503

Let your hair grow, that cut doesn't look right for your face. You're pretty average desu but i wouldnt say ur ugly. Just look a little boring i guess

>>18227503

Nigga would you stop spamming us with this shit? Take it to >>>/soc/

>>18227503
I don't know if my eyes are fucking with me or not but your forehead looks kind of small. Try a different haircut.

Looks swollen, that's for sure. The general rule of thumb (har har) is that if you have to ask, it's not broken.

>>18227523
My general rule of thumb is that if you have to ask on 4chan, why not go see a fucking professional?

Well. I guess unless you're American and don't have insurance.

There looks to be some type of wound on the side of your thumb. Did you get a bite or something?

So what, no alcohol, no sex, no drugs etc.?
They're pretty rare outside of religious places. Most people aren't into puritanicalism.

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>>18227482
Sex is fine, alcohol is ok if it's not often.

It's mostly drugs, and I'm only asking because I live in Colorado so everyone and their dog smokes weed. I've tried dating sites but I've tried all the girls (not a lot) that are straight edge. Do I just cut my losses?

Shameless self bump

>>18227470
Do something you really like and you think she might like too

Enthusiasm and passion for something turns girls on more than a steak and lobster dinner.
Just be passionate about something that isn't anime or porn


Now for my real advice. This will get you pussy on the first date EVERY TIME. GUARENTEED. Proceed reading at your own RISK.

I'm a litttlleeee bit of a sociopath, and love to fuck girls on the first date. To make them give me what they'll make their future husbands wait for at least 3 dates turns me on more than anything, except lolis. The SECRET formula (spongebob reference LOL!) I've come up with is nice cool drive along the coast where we share music with each other and talk to show that we have some similarities (if you don't like her songs just act like you do) while on the way to a buddisht meditation lake that's open to the public. It shows I have a vurnable side that really counterbalances my more fuccboi appearance. It's tranquil and has a lot of couples walking around holding hands making her think about possibly having a future where she can come here holding hands as my girlfriend too. After that I take them back down the coast speeding to show I'm a bit dangerous and at one point I just randomly pull over aggressively on the side of the road, get out and tell her to follow me. This makes me seem spontaneous, unpredicatable and fun. She can not wait to see what happens next and she giddily complies. We have to take off our shoes and socks to walk on the beach and that implants the idea in her mind that makes her feel comfortable getting undressed with me. While we walk along the coast I tell them a secret that "I've never told anyone" to make them feel special and that I trust them so that they can trust me when I ask them for a secret and more...

>>18227699
After that we have a romantic kiss that I time so perfectly that halfway through, the water rises to our feet during giving her a nice little shock to her body and while we laugh and giggle. She will now associate that kissing should be followed by a shocking sensation that makes her tingle, we will come back to that. So now you make out with her a little bit more and hold hands back to the car. Next stop is her place but make some excuse to go back to your house before hers. I have a dog so I tell her I need to feed him really quick and then we can go. Enamored and trusting, she obviously obliges. Once she's in your abode, shimmy her into your lair, which should be simple with a bit more making out and neck nibbling; she is now yours for the taking, that stupid slut.

>>18227470
NOT dinner and/or movie

Some activity that you can have fun doing and chat through.


Picnic, walk in park, museum, some sport, sightseeing, etc

>>18227433
"Straight out of a TV ad"? "This page is now sponsored by *insert car brand*"?

this is a shit car driven by nu-males who can't get laid. real men use 5.0 liters MINIMUM.

>>18227507
Nigga please I need some ZESTY memes

>>18227545
>who can't get laid
R-racers don't need girlfriends