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I am planning to have sex with a girl on Monday. I'm a guy and I've never had sex before, although I do jack off regularily. She is freaky and wants me to eat her out, give her anal, pull her hair, spank her, maybe even tie her up. I really need to last a while so that she enjoys it, wants to do it again, and doesn't spread shit on me. I would also like to enjoy it myself. I need to know what to do, how to pleasure her, and how to avoid butting within the first five seconds.

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Ever want to ask something about another race/gender/orientation etc. that, while not necessarily offensive, is probably politically incorrect? Now's your chance.

ITT: State your race, gender, etc. and then ask any questions you may have about people who are different from you.

I'll start us off, and here's hoping this thread doesn't go to shit.

>Who I am
Cisgendered heteroflexible humanist agnostic white male

>My questions
Black people: why do you leave the stickers on your snapbacks?

Black people: why do you dress like "thugs" and then complain about profiling?

Hispanic people: why do you seamlessly switch into private conversations in Spanish while there's people present who you know don't speak the language. Do you not think you're being rude?

Rad/4th wave feminists: How can you support Islam, the most patriarchal and misogynistic ideology on the planet, whilst claiming to want to "smash the patriarchy?"

Hispanic people: why is your food so much better than everyone else's? A food truck taco has no right to put fine dining to shame, but it does. Every time.

Muslims: How is the hijab not a symbol of female oppression?

Asians: Why are you so reluctant to date outside your race? I've only dated two Asian women, and I've legit never seen an Asian woman with a black or Hispanic male.

I'll be happy to candidly answer any questions about people like myself.

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I'm 27, living alone in a small apartment. I have a day job, which is pretty much the only reason I would go outside. I have literally zero friends. Not many people have zero friends. My family lives across the ocean. I think solitude is eating up my brain. All I did today was listening to the ticking sound from my clock. In a city of millions, I feel like I'm the only person in the universe.

Where should I go from here?

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never posted here before but here it goes. so im a 30 year old who last had sex and was in a relationship about 7 years ago. When that ended I pretty much didn't pursue women at all apart from one one night stand when I was very drunk about 5 years ago. That said I have always been uncomfortable around women, and I have low confidence and self esteem in general. I've recently been seeing a girl that I met on Tinder. I've had dismal success on that site, but kept using it. It was apparent from the beginning that this girl was not interested in hook ups, and we've been on a few dates that went well and been texting pretty much every day. The other night she came over to my house and we ended up fooling around quite heavily, but when It came to sex by dick would not get hard. this was devastating to me, I had trouble reading if she was disappointed or frustrated as by this time the only think in my brain was "please work dick" after that we cuddled for a while and continued to fool around a bit, but then she said she wanted to leave, put on her clothes and left. This is literally destroying my brain and all I can think about is that I am a failure. Is this just nerves that will fix itself If I get to see this girl again? I've been texting her today and she doesn't seem more distant or anything like that, but there has been no discussion about the no sex bit. do women know about performance anxiety? I think my nervousness would have been quite obvious.

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Today I was thinking about my life and where I am at. I am 29 and I failed the biological imperative of reproduction.

I was trying to come to terms with what this feel really is. I have FAILED to woo a woman or attract one strongly enough that she would reproduce with me.

I as a male have failed in one of the greatest ways possible. I have failed to do what most men have done since ancient times.

I have failed to comprehend the concept of attraction. I have failed to do what most men learn how to do in their teenage years.

Once I started delving into this feeling, the weight of the world just crashed into me. I felt such deep failure that I thought I was going to die on the spot.

I have failed. Is there any redemption? It's just nutty to think that most men experience love or relationships in their mid teens or late teens. I will be 30 soon and I have experienced nothing.

What is the answer I seek?

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Can sex affect the appearance of the labia? Say a girl has a one night stand with a big dude, and she's not wet enough - is it possible that the pounding could alter the appearance of her labia and cause it to hang? How many times would it take to cause even a slight change? The whole roast beef / roastie meme has scared me

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Im confused af, need help.

So i met this girl 2 months ago or so.
first month was passive, we just got each other on facebook, and that was it.
next month we hooked up, met, had sex, had a lot of fun, had cyber sex and sexting as well.
basically it was going all fine.

we were texting every day. then about a week ago she ignored me, so I asked her if everything was fine. she didnt respond for 3 days, and then she said she had connection issues and wasnt getting messages on facebook. (in fact I know that's a lie because my friend was texting her at the same time as me and she was responding. next level psycho shit I know but yeah to the point again).
So i told her that was a lie, she said it wasnt so I just dropped it and told her I wouldnt tolerate such behavior again.
then we didnt text for few days and then I texted her if she was down to see a new movie, she said no.
so i waited few days again and texted her today, saying "heyy, how are you? :P" and then she removed me from facebook and other social media..

Im confused, what happend? I know she didnt get someone new from a friend as well (its a close friend of both so its a safe info).. cant think of anything else or idk..
Ill prolly drop it but like.. im confused. what do I do? what even happend? what caused this?

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/adv/ I'm back. My story: Saw fiancee had a message from an ex on her phone when we were both looking at it (facebook app; she closed it right as the log of recent messages appeared).

Well, I've been trusting of her for two years and nothing had confused me up to this point. I brought it up with her and she told me it was spam from a band. She told me the name of the band, I looked it up, and it's apparently some band her ex is in (I know the guy's name from talking about previous relationships).

She shrugged it off, but I still feel weird. Does facebook have mailing lists? Maybe she was subscribed to his band page?

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I think I might be Borderline (BPD). Is there any hope for me?

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I met this guy. He's great, nothing majorly wrong about him: he's got everything. Looks, personality, interests, sense of humour.

Still. He likes me way too much and feels the need to talk about it a lot.
He goes on and on about how we're clearly soulmates, how he can see us spending the rest of our lives together, how great it is that we met, how much he adores everything I say or do.
He talks a lot about how hot I am, how much I turn him on, how much he likes me as a person.
He's so clingy, so invested in me, so crazy about me.
He fucking asks me to talk to him about my feelings all the time. When I tell him "I really like you" he starts asking me why, or telling me to expand or tell him more.

I don't like it. I'm not romantic, I dislike talking about feelings and all this constant lovey dovey chatting is turning me off.
I love talking to him when we talk about something we're both interested in, but after 2 months of dating all we do is circlejerking about how great we are and it is boring as hell.

Should I bring this up? How do you fix something like this?
How much of a cunt am I if I just dump him?

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>gf keeps trying to stop me form seeing my friends
>gets annoyed when I make new ones (guys not girls)
>goes a little crazy and even rocks up to my house when I say I'm going to hang with them
>arguments have been happening a lot lately
>the other day we argued about me having friends and she said she dosen't like it, she left me in the city without a wallet, keys and phone being they were in her car
>didnt even check if i made it home safe
>sort of found it funny but i think it may be time to end things

Does she think I'm lying? Is she trying to keep me to herself? Does she want me to be miserable and just get manipulated by her or something?

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My boyfriend is employed by Rush Limbaugh. Should I break up with him?

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tl;dr How do I make more friends in interesting situations?

I'm fairly talkative, personable, charismatic, etc. Not super outgoing but at least average or slightly above average.

Despite this, I only have a couple of friends, and I don't see them that often. This is because I almost never go out and do anything.

I want to start doing more things that aren't vidya/programming/reading, in particular I want to do things that involve me meeting other people. I'm theoretically open to anything, but I'm really picky, and I hate spending money on an event or a meal, something that disappears after some time.

I also feel interested in doing very quiet, calm things; for instance, I'd like to learn gardening/bonsai cultivation, painting, or playing an instrument. Although I want to do these things, I don't think I'll meet anyone doing them. Even if I could theoretically, they're the sort of thing I'd want to practice alone, since I don't like doing things like that in front of others unless I'm already good.

Does any of this make sense? Thanks for reading.

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I am a student from Snow College, in Ephraim Utah, a small armpit of a town that really only exists because of the college it's built around. I started using the anonymous app, Yik Yak at the beginning of the year, and was immediately branded as a "troll" for my conservative-minded views. I have been alienated to such an extent that I actually DO troll the app now, but recently, people there have found out my true identity, and have been posting it publicly. I have had the police called on me twice, and people are attempting to get me in academic trouble with the school.

I believe in free speech, and standing up for what I believe in, so I will not fold. But I also fear for my academic progress. What should I do?

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I feel like I've lost all of my female friends to baby fever. Yesterday I invited my best friend out for a coffee date, and she talked a lot about getting married and having children. All I could do is smile and nod, I couldn't think of anything to contribute to the conversation. She cut the coffee date short because she had to go baby clothes shopping with her other best friend. I dragged along behind them and tried to be helpful, making suggestions, but apparently I'm really bad at picking out baby clothes.

I'm only interested in my career (filmmaking) and playing vidya. I accept that I'll probably have kids someday, but I won't be ready for a long time. I don't mind that I'm now hanging out with males every day, but it would be wonderful to find a female friend with similar interests to me.

Should I make more of an effort to understand my friends, or should I run from the problem and try my hardest to make new buddies?

I don't think this problem is important enough for its own thread, but I couldn't find a general advice thread.