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>>18230602
First of all were very similar and honestly maybe you jut need to see the world and take a break and chill out man

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>>18230641
tell me more?

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>>18230451
when you ugly its hard for you to speak with girls

>>18230451
>Red flags don't really exist and if you seriously like a girl then go for it please.

This here is "junkie carl", done 32 years after hospitalising his last girlfriend in a row over the last kilted sausage.

But red-flags don't exist people, so why not?

This is bollocks. There are signs, just need to learn to read them.

No wonder guys always insist even when I make it super clear I'm not interested

Keep in mind my I'm from argentina and maybe there are some differences but this is what i would change

íHola! Mi nombre es ANON y mi país es España, mi remedio casero es el Aloe Vera. El Aloe vera es una plante muy importante para la salud. El Aloe vera está localizada en el norte de áfrica y en los lugares cerca del mar en España como Andalucía, Murcia, y Valencia.El Aloe vera es cultivado en granjas muy grandes con mucha agua y mucho sol. El Aloe vera es usado en ungüentos, cremas, bebidas, jabones, y gel. Las bebidas de aloe vera contiene vitaminas y minerales muy importantes para el estómago. Cuando una persona bebe jugo o agua de aloe vera este resulta ser una cura natural para la indigestión. Las cremas y ungüentos mejoran quemaduras y, generalmente, la gente la usa para quemaduras de sol. El jabón y, a veces las cremas y ungüentos de aloe vera, mejoran el acné y las cicatrices porque el aloe vera tiene vitaminas y cosas que mejoran la piel.

Note: The part where it says vitaminas y cosas que mejoran la la piel sounds terrible, i would just put vitaminas que mejoran la piel because it sounds like a teenager talking if you don't

"Oh it's got vitamins and stuff that are good for you" < that's how it sounds

>>18230402
Thank you and I kind of cringed when I read the literal translation of what I wrote so Im glad you helped fix it!

>>18230418
Also at the beginning you say "plante" but it's actually "planta". Idk why other anon didnt correct it, maybe they didnt see it.
T. I'm mexican

Yes, go to the doctor asap

>>18230362
no smoke a joint and chill

>>18230369
Are you 100% sure because I don't want to show up to the hospitle looking stupid>>18230395 I don't have any weed

>>18230291

not really. what kidn of sick though? i remember having an intense stomach sick feeling in my gut when i first started doing anything sexual. kinda like the anxiety you get from doing something taboo.

>>18230291
Disgust, like what i'm fantasizing about is horrible and wrong, like hurting someone

>>18230329
Meant for
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>>18230199
therapy

Upper thigh.

Give us more info. about you and him.

>>18230272
Well, he's Japanese, I'm black. We're both very shy. He's from Japan originally but is going to school over in Canada. He's flirty occasionally, and I flirt back (or attempt to). Anything else you wanna know?

>>18230302
ok, i'm really trying to help, but i don't know about LDR stuff, but basically "most" of /adv/ will tell u that's hard to succeed.

but look at the bright side maybe he's loyal and you are special on his eyes, so it "still" worth the try.

self-bump just in case
but since no one replied, I think i'll go blind then. After all I have to experience failure in order to see what I'm doing wrong

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>>18230160
First of all

1.) You're underage, so you'll get the ban-hammer hopefully soon. Don't comeback until you're at least 18.

2.) If you got the girl's number from the guy, prepare to get inored because the girl will find that to be weird as shit. You need to get the number FROM HER. Not a third party.

Try recreating a group situation if you can.

>>18230121
Hey, /adv/, so here's what I need help with.
tl;dr my gf lives a few hundred miles away from me, good friend of mine is interested in me and we kissed. what do?
>rewind roughly a year ago, im in the same shitty funk that i've been in for basically my entire high school career
>i have decent luck with surface level social interaction, i can actually pick up grills but once i try for a relationship they always fall apart.
>have a strong need for validation
>one day start talking to a girl i knew before i moved to my current place of residency
>she's very cute, very funny and smart, goes out of her way to speak to me
>she tells me she likes writing/rping on the internet
>i too am a massive faggot who rps on the internet
>i invite her to my group of internet rp friends
>they fucking adore her, she fits right in. at the time she's dating some dude but everyone tells me that i should get with her.
>i like her but dont imagine it'll happen
>birthday comes up, decide to treat myself and her, drive for fuckin ever to pick her up and take her down here, she spends like a week with me

>>18230122
>one thing leads to another and we fuck savagely and start dating
>im overwhelmed with joy desu, she and i have an amazing relationship
>months pass, besides distance being shitty i have little doubts
>we see each other at least once every other month for a few days
>so earlier this year i met a girl who we'll call amber
>amber is very pretty, super talented, pleasant to be around
>we slowly start becoming friends, my thoughts are that we mostly become tight because im like the only dude i know who isnt actively trying to fuck her, give her advice on dudes and shit
>we become pretty damn close
>she has some issues with a dude and one of her lesbian best friends accidentally admitting to having a crush on her
>i comfort her and off handedly mention it sucks that her gay friend wasnt honest with her about it

>>18230125
>last night she comes over with some friends for our weekly d&d campaign
>everyone eventually has to leave but her
>we watch netflix since she doesnt wanna go home this early
>next episode of a show we like comes on and she turns to me and says "can we talk"
>i pause
>"i like you, anon.. Like a lot.. and I dont want to put you in an uncomfortable position or anything and know you love your gf. I just know you told me earlier you'd want someone to be honest if they had feelings for you."
>have had surface level feelings of affection for Amber for sure but tended to push them away, never dreamed she'd be into me.
>tidal wave of thoughts and shit come, realize we're a really good match
>i sorta just hug her for awhile, reassure her things are okay and that she's definitely a top tier girl that i'd love to be with if circumstances werent what they are
>finally she has to leave
>walk out to her car, talk some more, i look her in the eyes and without thinking totally kiss her
>its a pretty good kiss ngl
>say goodbye, she goes home and calls me and we talk literally all night, fall asleep on the phone like we're fuckin 12
I'm genuinely at a lost of what direction to take this

Fair concerns, but 4 years is only 4 years. If it gets serious and you settle down with her (which, at 24, is really not "too soon" or anything), 24 years from now you'll be 48 and she'll be 52.

That's a difference but such a small one it's irrelevant.

>>18230082
how long have you been dating? do topics of marriage or kids ever come up on your conversations with her?

>>18230111

About 3 months but we knew each other well before...not like there's much left to discover. I am looking for a serious relationship. Anyway she's freakin 28...she's gonna get the urge soon.

>>18230065

>Guys I am so hungry and I found this burger in the trash
>Im starving and took a bite and its so delicious
>after my first bite I realized there's maggots in the meat
>but Im still kind of hungry...should I keep eating it?

>>18230065
Sounds like whore who will hit the wall at her age around 30.

Try to find better girl who understands the concept of monogamous relationship.

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>>18230092
I guess I will have to check if I'm positive now.

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You will get AIDs and die of colon cancer like this honorable faggot. Mow loans, fuck cougars or dance for fat single moms while wearing leather chaps or some shit.

Never done it but I see guys looking for cash/sugar daddies occaisionally on grindr.

If you put that you want money on Grindr, you'll get banned. The codewords for 'gay4pay' seem to be either 'i like generous guys' or a diamond emoji.

So... id try that. Make a grindr, google how to prep for gay sex, see if it works out for you.

Obviously get an STI check beforehand, always use condoms, etc etc etc

>>18230068

>look mom i posted it again!

I'm 38. I pay to blow this 19yo regularly. It's a win/win. Go for it. Just set clear boundaries and stick with them.

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>>18229984
Not that it truly matters, but normally I would've liked her a lot, I think.
She's very attractive, smart and funny.

It's just that... I stare at my phone and feel nothing. I'm hollow and empty. I just don't know anymore.

>>18229984
give it a shot dude

Waaaaah, why am I not an adult, I hope your ex is riding so much dick so you're forced to grow up

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To the world

Fuck all of you, black shut in

God damn guys, even if i see you as the best friends i can imagine. why is it so hard for you to see i'm not okay. you guys know it's hard for me to speak openly about my feelings and my thoughts. but come on. i gave you so much direct hints. there wasn't a time i didn't helped you guys when you were feeling down. i was always there for you. why is it so hard to return the favor. I know its better to just ask you guys but what the fuck. especially you, i told you i was still feeling sad because of this girl who fucked me over. i told you. but all you did was talking over it about your problems and you totally forgot mine. just tell me why man. i'm your friend right?

>>18229939
Shut up fag, die and go to fag hell

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Accept.

Play the sims 3. Torture them, put them in rooms full of hot coals, it gives them "fun"

Seriously though building houses and decorating them is pretty cool.