Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 1871. page

>Too autistic? Just accept the kindness and let it go?

Yes and yes.

>I hate every second of being at my job and she knows that.
That's why she's texting you. She wants to brighten your day by loving you. Try to let yourself be happy, even if you hate your job.

why not actually tell the truth about how your day is going retard

you think she goes out of her way to do this in order to just get a bs "fine thanks" response back? She wants to know how you're actually feeling. She wants to be there for you.

>>18233412

Yeah just to her that is literally why she's calling. Just don't be a completely over dramatic retard about it. Talk about the shit that is bothering you. Just don't repeat yourself or get ragey. Have a conversation.

>she looks better with her hair down, rather than tied up.
>SHE GOT FUCKING MAD
>"women don't like when you say that type of things"

I think that's kind of cute. She cares so much about what you think of her that even complimenting her make her upset. I don't know about you, but if my gf had that reaction I would've wanted to fuck right then and there. Not soft, either. Picking her up and pinning her against the wall while I whispered in her ear that I loved her and bit her neck.

>>18233330
It's not all women, just women who settle for anime-watchers

You basically said she looked uglier with it up. And she knows that already and is wearing it up anyway because of warm weather or laziness or whatever. See, if she asked you beforehand if it looked better that way, and you said no, that would be different. But she didn't ask, did she?

Try farting next time you guys hang out.

>>18233321
There's no cure OP. Just run with it. The british chicks who aren't hamplanets or snaggletooths usually have pretty qt feet anyway desu.

>British
Haha no

>>18233479
british women have the best feet

Selling shit is work.

1. Grow weed. Get got seeds. Sativa is better. Hang around certain people and pester them until you find a good source.

2. Sell it.

3. Launder the money, for example, by buying and reselling DVDs.

have you tried selling used cars or drugs?

Even if you just posted "x is a rapist" it would just be bad for you in the end, because nobody would take it seriously and you'd just end up embarassing your sister.

And I'm assuming you don't know where this girl lives because you'd have done something about it already.

>she tells me to tell her to stop but I curse her out and tell her to shut the fuck up
>she tries to bully my sister
>think it's because I got mad at her

This part doesn't make any sense. You keep saying "she" and "her" without it being clear who you're referring to. Rewrite this shit you fucking pleb.

>>18233277
Try talk to a lawyer or someone who knows anything about legal actions. Try to find something that could be of use as evidence against the freak.

File: 1429554883833.png (2MB, 1023x654px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1023x654px

>>18233263
I don't have answers for you, but if you want a little pick me up, I'm in the same boat except I'm 7 years younger, have no job, little money left, and haven't been in a relationship in 4+years.

>>18233299
Do you live with your family?

>>18233309
Yep. There was a little while I didn't and my prospects looked up but I managed to fuck that up. Don't fall OP, you're not in a bad position right now.

>>18233253
What? Know recognize patterns better? That's something hard to train and is mostly something you're born with. Just accept the fact that you're stupid and you're going to have an easier life.

>>18233253
Carpentry skills improve IQ.

>>18233253
Alpha BRAIN™

>>18233215
Body language and a good body. I just start getting closer to my chick and looking her up and down. I have open body language when I do this.

I also dress in clothes that fit well and have been lifting weights for a while plus I'm tall. Henleys are the go to sexy shirt when you have man cleavage and shoulders.

Really you just let yourself go and your lizard brain will take over. I'll impulsively start touching or getting closer.

I'm asexual, but my body type and face seem to have that "sexual vibe". People hit on me often, girls do me random favors without me asking etc Other guys just assume I must be slaying mad pussy, I'll get unprovoked questions about whether I've fucked girls of this or that race. So yeah "sexual vibe" is a bullshit way of saying somebody fits certain physical criteria.
I'm not out as asexual (which I believe to be a disorder, not an actual orientation), and the stress of having to pretend I'm a red-blooded male has led me to stop seeking human interaction. Even if I dropped the act, what the hell would I discuss with all the normies? It's all sex this sex that. I made this about myself wow I'm an asshole I guess. Whatever.

Flirting. It's literally what flirting is for, to put yourself on the radar as a potential sexual partner.

There is nothing weird about girls not spontaneously looking at you as someone they would like to fuck, especially if you have an eye on pretty girls who have guys lining up for them. Most guys have a period where puberty has hit and they are thirsty as fuck, but they can't get any pussy. This in combination with knowing that it's their designated role to "win over" a girl, makes most of them look at every girl (no matter how fleeting) in a sexual way and establish whether or not they're potentially interested.
For girls this is not the case. In plenty of individual cases, especially girls who had a womanly body early on, it's rather the other way around: before you even really start having sexual thoughts, guys push themselves on you. That doesn't encourage you to develop your sexuality and discover everything you might find attractive, it makes you be on your guard and learn how to deflect unwanted attention and how to cope with (potentially) wanted attention. Only the more average/below average girls don't have the luxury of dealing with guys already showing interest (even if this isn't always straight up asking them out), and even they - because of Disney etc - typically need some time before they realize, oh shit, the perfect guy isn't going to approach me out of nowhere.

So if you're a fine but normal looking dude a girl isn't instantly going to wonder what you'd be like to fuck or whether you'd make a good boyfriend. This is why you learn to flirt (tease her, make jokes sexual enough to turn her mind that way and implicit enough to leave her wondering, single her out with inside jokes or tongue in cheek nicknames, touch her with any excuse etc etc) to nudge her into realizing that you are a sexual being and looking at her that way and you are kind of charmed by what you see.

>>18233194
Don't feel bad. One night stands are complete dogshit. And the floozys that come onto guys are bars gross me out. They're usually dumb as fuck too.

You aren't really missing out on much. FWBs are a very precarious arrangement. People often think it's easier (just sex, no expectations) but in practice it is harder to find someone you can strike all the balances with than to find a girlfriend or boyfriend. Sex without a condom is less common due to lack of exclusivity, many things most people enjoy is usually off limits to avoid feelings develop (cuddling, sleeping over, making out when you're not fucking), there isn't the emotional dimension to the sex that it has in a relationship...

It looks to me like you think FWBs are when the girl thinks the guy is "so hot" that it's worth it to just have sex with him or something. In practice FWBs (especially the ones that actually work out) are just two people who are attracted to each other but at the end of the day don't like each other enough to date.

>>18233200
>>18233240

alright well I guess that actually makes sense. I'm wondering if its just an age thing too, I'm 26 and I always hear about younger kids hooking casually all the time and it was never like that when I was in high-school or even college (or maybe I was just painfully unaware)

>>18233138
>falling for the pharmaceutical jew

>>18233138
To lose weigth (aka un fatten yourself), you just have to eat less.

>>>/fit/ read sticky

If you think having mental disorder and being fat is correlated, you are probably right. Fits view on obesity is full mental disorder on the same level as bipolar crazy madman.

Keep taking your pills, consult your doctor about any changes you might spot and stop showing food into your mouth.

Godspeed crazy anon.

>weight gain
>Mental fog
>dulling of senses

Stop taking benzos and stop taking antipsychotics. Both (esp the latter) can cause weight gain because they fuck with insulin release.

Look, the anxiety is a long-term issue. You're going to need long term solutions to manage it. Get your doctor to transfer you to an SSRI and look up behavioral therapy clinics in your area.

Don't racemix.

Leave her alone.

>>18233107
Buy condoms, some dinner and wine, visit her, show her food and smile like retard. After dinner show her condoms.

Sex itself is international.
>>18233164
>>>/pol/

Tell her she shexxi beechy and you wanna taberoo her manko

>>18233105
Because you have to take it every single day even if you aren't fucking.
Otherwise, if you have sex when she gets back, she has a higher chance to get pregnant.

>>18233105
I'm assuming you're talking birth control here, but you do know how the pill works, right? You don't take it just on the days you want it to work. It has to be taken regularly to be effective. If a day is missed, it might mess things up for a while.

>>18233105
fuck off dude you sound like a horrible partner, just break off the relationship now and save her some pain.

Could be a tumor. Go to a doctor.

>>18233094

Could be migraines. At least for me they tend to start in the morning. They can last up to a few days and regular painkillers won't work. It's even more likely that they're migraines, if you have visual changes during episodes or the headaches appear after stressful periods or relate to changes in sleeping rythm (on weekends or right after weekends or holidays etc.). Go to a doctor, they can diagnose you and give you something stronger that might work.

>>18233094
Check in with the dentist just in case

>>18233056
This goes for every hobby, OP. There comes a point where you need to put effort in to get better. The effort makes it more tiring. I'd say continue but maybe less frequently.

File: 75733924.jpg (406KB, 676x1024px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 676x1024px

Look into weight lifting and general fitness cardio. Even better, see if you can start training for a sport.
I used to be extremely into art (music in particular), and I still am, but back then it felt like the only thing I had. Everything else was crushing. I was depressed without realizing it -- I had just thought that I was becoming realistic by losing passion in everything else.
I don't want to go on a tirade about fitness, but it's what pulled me out of that outlook without me even trying to achieve that outcome. What initially started as me just trying to stay fashionably skinny made me aware of all of the biological and mental benefits that come from working out.
The main reason I work out is not to look good, but rather, the euphoria that comes afterwards. You start to feel godly and content, like nothing negative can possibly affect you. And over time, this feeling normalizes.
I want to stress the importance of finding a trainer or gym buddy. If you do decide to go with a trainer, see about finding a sports trainer, as they will be able to push you much farther and get you much better results than the trainers who work at the gym.

You can't just do one thing for hours a day over a year and expect to feel good about yourself at the end of it. Variety is the spice of life. Not even the spergiest sperg is satisfied doing one thing every day over and over again, even though they'll bullshit you into thinking you "need to" grind out 12hrs/day to be any good at what you're doing.

The truth is, we only get so good by grinding & discipline. Sometimes you need to take a break and look at things with a fresh eye and new ideas.

Mazel tov.

Probably.

considering you have autism too the kid is fucked OP. i'd abort

>>18233044
There's a chance. More importantly, what kind of autism are we talking about? Downs or something more like Asbergers?