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You don't lose testosterone when you fap

I've been lied to

I distribute free literature on a near daily basis. I had my test levels checked not long ago and they said everything was completely normal. The idea that your testosterone can decrease from fapping is hilarious. You mean to tell me guys that bust tons of nuts have low T? Fuck off

Of course it was too much to assume anyone on 4chan had any decent insight

>>18238125

lol shut up you twerp

>>18238142
make me loser

Yes, but try not to enjoy yourself

If you want to, yes
If you don't want to, no

>>18236994

Yes. I know it might seem stupid and costly now, but it's a stupid rite of passage thing that you'll look back on fondly in the future when people/your girlfriend/wife/kids ask you about whether or not you went to prom. It's a lot better than saying "ah no well ahhh I just stayed in and played Dark Souls kids."

Take a friend or some random chick if you don't have a date. Doesn't have to be a big thing.

>>18236990
Try drugs?

>>18236990
But if you get all the way to a Golden Corral parking lot, you could just walk in and eat. If you're gonna kill yourself anyway that seems like more fun.

Try lsd if you haven't. If heard stories of it chemically rewiring your brain to the point where you start to actually think different. You might realize you don't need to off yourself.

>>18236972
Enjoy getting sued to hell by distributing copyrighted shit.

>>18236972

If by "become really rich" you mean "lose everything I have in litigation," yes, great idea.

You're a moron.

Professors are well paid enough to actually have the means to sue you.

I hope you like having 5 lawyers on retainer.

>>18236967

So I take it you've never felt conflicted about something, because you didn't know what exactly it was that you're feeling, so it made making a decision hard?

I take it you'd never been dumped or had something blow up in your face, to where you felt like you were still hurting, but you decided to pick yourself up and force yourself to go out and have some fun anyway because you felt like that was the only way forward?

I take it you've never been so disappointed or hurt, and it made you feel it made you feel anxious about something, to where you were terrified of it ever happening again so you actively just decided to NOT think about it, and just try to live in the moment?

Look man, not everyone always knows exactly what the fuck is going on in their head at all times.

If you stop thinking, "Me, me, me ,me" and start thinking about it from her point of view, it's not unreasonable for her to be acting the way she is.

Fuck dude, YOU don't even really know what you're feeling about this shit. I don't know why you're expecting her to--enough that you think she's orchestrating some grand master plan to game you or let you down easy >.>.

>>18237091

Okay, so what are you saying exactly?

>>18237161
>face palm

She's not actively fucking with your head. She doesn't yet know what the fuck she wants.

Maybe she could change her mind, maybe she won't. It's pointless to try to figure out what she's thinking when SHE probably doesn't even know

Ultimately It's up to you if you want to get out of your own head and enjoy the moment and take this as they come, or if you want to bail and find something more concrete.

Don't ask us, there is no right answer here. We don't know what YOU want.

I don't.know OP, but let me know when you find out.

Stop being insecure and desperate, and you'll stop being lonely

Problem fucking solved

>>18236971
Thanks genius. Tell all those depressed people to stop being depressed while you're at it.

Nemi is shit. You can do better

>>18236957
I have never wanted to die more. I want to die, I need to. I need to take this away from them and I need to stop fucking suffering.

>>18236955

Well, first things first. Why do you want to kill yourself? Grades? No gf? No/shitty job? Shit home life?

>>18236922
>next day she doesn't reply messages anymore
What these messages were is crucial to your thread

Not bipolar, just got occupied by something else, probably a dude that she really liked hit her up.

Solution? Find #2. Go out, rinse, repeat.

Or, you could call her and ask her how come she isn't validating you every 5 min of your life.

Many things could've happened since I didn't know her obviously, but my first impression was that it seemed very bipolar.

I only texted her a few times through normal text, during midday I said, hey, hope you have a good day. In the evening, Hey, hope you're doing good. That was it for that day, the next day was the last message I sent "Hey, check out this vid" it was a funny cat video from youtube, short for like a minute or so, that's it, didn't message her anything else. if I don't see a reply in a week I move on, and that's what I did. it happened a long time ago.

If you don't think you can handle being friends, it's fine to break contact.

It isn't ok to be a dick.

But being "friendzoned" just means you wanted a romantic relationship and she didn't. She didn't do something intentionally to you, she just isn't interested. If you mean be a dick as revenge, that's stupid.

>>18236906
yes why even ask that although you should've been clear you're not interested in having another friend but were looking for something else

>>18236906

>Is it ok/normal to be a dick/give the cold shoulder to someone who friend zoned you?

Nah, its really immature.

If you expressed how you felt to them and they just didn't feel the same way about you you didn't get friendzoned, you got rejected. The best way to show the people around you that you're a gigantic useless baby is to throw a hissy fit when a girl isn't attracted to you.

If you didn't express how you felt and you just hung around pretending to be her friend in the hopes that she would just decide she liked you one day then it is 100% your fault for not being honest with her.

Either way, no. Being purposefully rude to a girl simply because she wasn't attracted to you is hugely childish and reprehensible behavior. It really displays a large amount of emotional immaturity and a fragile ego; which just so happens to be 2 of the most unattractive traits a man could possibly possess.

>>18236887
>5.0
It's high school. Just show up and you get a A.

>It's high school
No it isn't there's no hand holding.

How do uni students who get 4.0-5.0s study? What are they doing that I'm not outside of class to get the A+ that class when it comes to studying from textbooks?

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>>18237183
I'm pretty fucking sure no University worth it's salt gives out anything above a 4.0

Anyways, read a book you fucking nigger, there are a million + 1 books on study habits out there.

"How to Become a Straight-A Student" by Cal Newport is just as good as any other. Read it just before hitting college, still going strong with a 4.0 3 years later.

>>18236855

>What's a kind way to turn someone down?

Its the internet, dude. Just don't reply.

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>>18236878
But the messages were top notch and so kind! I couldn't do that.

The world is what you make of it, and I want to be kind.

Just asking for some help, since everything I come up with seems dickish and insincere

>>18236911
So basically you want to hear nice things about yourself, and then what

Doctor

>>18236851
Go to doctor. I have a lump on my ass and wont go to the docotr. This is not your ass, dont be embarassed.

>>18236835
Spider bite.

>>18236830
It is a hard time for her. You need to give her patience but also be there for her.
Even if shes not attentive, shooting her a message here and there and asking if its okay for you guys to meet somewhere (like a cafe) will do a lot.

post this on reddit for more help.

You must put your own feelings to the side and give her the time she needs. It's a traumatic event, everyone who suffers such a thing requires the time to recuperate and reconcile with the world around them alone until they are ready to have human contact.

Post dox on the man how bad can it be? Your chance to shit post? You get a 3d ban. I will save it. This man is toast. If you or her are lying I'll rape you both though.

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Im definitely not "competent" enough to answer ur question, but dont worry I did worse on that loser bingo so u are not alone in this shit

who gives a fuck about shakespeare

>>18236846

>Militant atheist
>Says "meme" with physical mouth
>10hrs shut-in
>Free space
>Use mother's water bills to wash bed bugs out of clothes
>Room is disaster because of hell bugs
>Femanon: Need haircut, bangs grown out 3inches
>5 outfits
>Clean body in the sink
>Unemployed 10ys
>total fucking shitmaster