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>Have never had a girlfriend before
Does having one justify being alive, or is it a minute bonus to life?
A lot of people don't even believe that love really exists, but I think they mean long term.
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Getting a gf/bf is not a happiness pill. Misery likes company and being outwardly miserable (with someone you don't have a history with already) is unattractive.
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three words: sexual market value
Happiness doesn't necessarily come from sex, but GOOD sex whenever you want it is certainly a good start.
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When your single girls dont want you.
When your single you want a partner.
When your in a long term relationship you miss being single.
When youre in a relationship girls you never thought were in your league want you.
Its a vicious circle.
Its good but as with anything it has its downs. Youd be lucky to find the perfect partner.
Where do i find a wise guru at? Someone with years more experience than me and can tell me what underlying problems im dealing with. I need a zenyatta in my life.
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Some bloke at work has attempted to mentor me. It's a real nice gesture, but he's a fuckin moron lol
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>Someone with years more experience than me and can tell me what underlying problems im dealing with
So.... You're basically looking for someone to "fix" you?
Sorry bro, ain't no such thing. Even Buddhist teachings will tell you that others can instill within you the seed of it, but the path to enlightenment is your own to walk, and it's only through your own struggles that you can gain it.
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You can spend hours, days, weeks, months listening to every one of Alan Watts' recorded lectures... and there's nothing wrong with that.
But, it won't solve any of your problems.
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So basically its gotten to the point where il find any occasion to drink or smoke weed. For example if a friend forgets his jacket at my house it will end up with both of us getting drunk or high. And honestly st this point it feels like its the only way to have fun. Do i got issues?
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>>18237806
Nah senpai. I smoke every chance I get. Last night i had to empty the rubbish bin and got high in a matter of minutes. You're fine m80
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I have stash of weed taped under the toilet tank lid for successful shits
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I smoke weed before I smoke more weed
I know I have issues though.
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Ive got it down to two.
"gotta smack somebody" makes me laugh every time and fits me perfect or
"Vicious" I feel its such a badass name and would force me to get even better every day to live up to such a title.
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>>18237794
"Faggot" sounds about right.
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Shouldn't you be resting up for middle school in the morning?
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>>18237794
I wanna protect Kevin's smile!
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So I have a mis/un-diagnosed psychiatric condition, and long story short, i can usually only get work done if i have a recreational drug to lean on.
I need drugs, but my dealer went silent and i need advice on what to do until i can find a proper dealer.
I can get stimulants prescribed, but stims are generally only useful to me maybe once a week, unless i really want to climb the dosages + crash later
I can't really rely on alcohol either, for various reasons.
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>move to where weed is recreational-legal
>grow weed
Your big problem sounds like money.
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>>18237736
have you tried growing?
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>>18237736
or you could just buy lots of niquil for lean?
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So recently I've got two 1month old hamster and they both have not gotten well that easy and they fight a lot so I separated them but now the first hamster has been acting weird and his head is tilted and he has been circling around and is having misbalance. Please help I do not know what to do
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>>18237684
hamsters are fucking monsters dude, one of mine gave birth and then ate all of the babies.
dude probably gave the other hamster brain damage or something.
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Try taking them to a veterinarian to see if they have any idea what's going on.
also rip striker
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>>18237700
Fucking savage
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ITT: Ask the Opposite Gender Anything
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>*NEW* How do I ask a friend out without it being awkward, ruining our friendship or putting them on the spot?
You don't. Ask them out or don't ask them out, it's up to you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, and fart guy
Fuck off
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Femanons (and maybe more social maleanons?) PLEASE explain this image
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>>18237644
Probably something about men interrupting when women just want to share feelings. The actual painting itself and the captions seem to be unrelated.
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>>18237644
this image is such bullshit. If I had a dime for every time I asked my gf "what's wrong?" and she said "nothing" when there is very clearly something bothering her, I'd have all the fucking dimes and my house would be full of dimes because I never spend dimes
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I have major depression.
I want to take meds or go to therapy, literally anything to make it go away but that is out of my reach for I have no insurance and I don't like the thought of being in debt. Im 21, still living with mom, with goals I can not hope to achieve with this terrible thing lurking in my head.
I don't know what to do. I don't know who to go to. I feel I can't confide in anyone at this point...
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>>18237605
Hey me too!
I'm also uninsured, I go to my local doctor every 3 months for a checkup and refill. it's $100 for the visit every 3 months and then I go to walgreens and get my 3 months of sertraline (generic zoloft) for about $20 with my walgreens prescription savings membership which is $20 per year. walmart also has a prescription savings thing for uninsured people.
make sure you tell your doctor that you're uninsured and would prefer a generic medication or whatever is cheapest. You can ask the billing department or the front desk lady at your doctors how much a visit will cost for self-pay
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>>18237605
if you're comfortable with it feel free to name which city you're in and someone might be able to chime in with a good/affordable doctor
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>>18237605
>I want to do literally anything to make depression go away
>I don't like the thought of being in debt.
Which is it...?
Also watch this guys videos
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLFfM65xLnO-GGdbO5yYuQvaKOhG6j1Ih7&v=Bsyplaii9p4
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I need to do a presentation on university on logistics innovations but I've done fuck all. I did however manage to pull decent marks on my other assignments. Does anyone know the difference between luck and actual intelligence?
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Luck is the propensity to fall into opportunity.
Intelligence is the capacity to capitalise on opportunity.
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luck is a tendency that describes the fortune of your opportunities
intelligence is the ability to form constructive thoughts
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>>18237595
alright sweet im a lucky idiot cheers guys #bringiton
Alright I think this timeline is getting crazier and crazier.
>New Job
>Get told I will have plenty of projects to work on
>Get paid 67k a year
>Spend last three months in an office doing nothing but browse 4chan, vidya and go toilet to exercise.
>Boss never asks me to do anything
>Literally fix a few things every now and then and play around with web development
Is this reality? My job is amazing but this can't last forever, my boss does not care what I do never asks me, doesn't ask me to do anything and everything I've done has been sought of my own.
I've tried asking numerous times and I'm just told "don't worry." Truth be told I don't feel a valuable enough asset and that I have brought nothing to the company other then being a backup.
What is the boss thinking? What can I say or do to change this? I can't accept pay for doing absolutely nothing but showing up and covering people every now and then.
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>>18237580
saving up isn't bad
figure out what you'd like to do with y>>18237
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>>18237580
I really need to bring something to the table but the job is uninteresting as it is. Theres not much within our current circumstances that I can think of that can be added. I work for a manufacturing company. Schedules full, sales are there. I literally don't have a position. I'm not told anything and just left to my own devices.
I don't know what to do? The boss is hard to talk too, a real introvert.
Should I just keep waiting around until I get fired? With the right guidance I'm capable of anything and so I am an asset in the sense that if anything ever did happen I could easily slot into any position there.
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>>18237580
Save your money and enjoy the ride, you never know when the money will dry up. How big is your company? What industry? If you are in an industry that is cyclical they may be going through good times and can afford the luxury of backup/potential replacement guy down the line.
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ive liked girls in the past, even had a gf once. ive always thought that i was straight, like i watch porn and stuff and love dem titties. But recently I've been talking to this guy and whenever he messages me I kinda get this warm fuzzy feeling that I've never felt when talking to girls. Is it possible to turn gay suddenly?
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you can discover that your capacity for intimacy encloses both genders yes
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Some human beings like the same sex and some don't.
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>>18237557
Why are you asking? Does this bother you?
Forget about labels. Just listen to your own body and feelings.
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How do I get a boyfriend? I'm at college, so this should be the most convenient time to obtain one, but I am socially inept and haven't even made a friend in the two years I've been here.
Should I just kidnap someone and force them to be my boyfriend?
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you engage yourself in social situations until you find a boy you'd like to know more
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Yeah sure kidnap me idgaf
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Assuming you're a girl and not a faggot.... You're not socially inept. Only men can be socially inept because you have a vagina which naturally makes you worth something which means you can socialize. Only the worthless are socially inept.
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hi.
I just wanna know, if I asked someone to kill me, let's say an out of control psycho, is it considered suicide or murder on their account? I mean if I willingly let him kill me does it count as suicide?
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>>18237504
Nope.
Homicide.
But in the eyes of jesus its suicide. Which means straight to hell if youre catholic.
Better just see a doctor, fatty.
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>>18237504
no, it's murder no matter what. that's why "assisted suicide" is a divisive issue.
listen, I don't think anyone should ever kill themselves. most people who fail at it are super happy they failed at it. however, if you really want to do it, it's your life and your choice, you're probably being fucking retarded, but it's none of my business. with that said, if you REALLY want to do, then you have to stop being a pussy, get a gun, and do it yourself. that said, don't do it. ending your own life is taking the only thing you have in this universe, and it's temporary anyways, so just live it.
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>>18237504
if you want someone to kill you, just go walk around Detroit late at night. blacks can't help but kill.
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Did any prior "tfw no gf" or "forever alone" guys here actually land a gf? What was your experience?
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Yeah a bit
I was posting that shit 10 years ago
I joined OKCupid when that was a thing
Got a good number of dates
Didn't really go anywhere
But I learned more and more each time
You don't go from KV to stud overnight
You need to learn how to at least handle a woman near you who might like you without losing all the spaghetti.
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>>18237498
I haven't had a GF yet but I've met up with some women from dating sites and had entirely pleasant dates that led to nothing.
So I'm getting closer.
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>>18237578
Buying her shit doesn't mean you made it out of the friendzone.
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How do I get laid in college?
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I'm a 19-year-old male attending college and I was wondering how I would convince a woman to have sex with me. I am basically a socially awkward nerd that has no friends on campus and fans furiously to porn on the Internet, and I would like to know what sex feels like.
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Look up the RSD programs on youtube
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college is about as good a place you're going to be in for casual encounters
but you may find yourself stripped for partners if you advertise yourself shamelessly
sex and flirting can be fun
so get with the game and learn to enjoy yourself so you can enjoy others
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>>18237483
Fellow 19YO student here. I have no idea. I lost my initial friends and now hang out with some turbochads who also bring girls but they're just groupies of their team and ignore me. >>18237486
>sex and flirting can be fun
No shit sherlock
>so get with the game and learn to enjoy yourself so you can enjoy others
I can't enjoy myself without girls being attracted to me.
Besides "get with the game" is complete vague and worthless advice.