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how do you fuck without hurting her when your dick is thick as fuck.
weed to relax her, different positions, lube...none of this works.
so far ive been unable to even fit it in with two girls and have only fucked one.
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>>18254069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igJY6uFZK9M
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Need to find a bigger girl op, not even kidding
Vagina sizes vary in the same way dick sizes vary. You need to find a girl that can fit you inside her comfortably.
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>>18254081
Are you stupid? Vaginas can push out a baby there's no way his dick won't fit.
You need more foreplay obviously. Finger her until she's loose enough to accommodate you. Start with one finger then two, etc. This isn't rocket surgery.
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Should I just cheat on my exam or postpone it?
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>>18254009
>cheating
>if caught, get kicked out
>will never be accepted into a legitimate academic institution ever again
>postpone
>maybe lose a percentage
Postpone.
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How would you cheat?
How would you postpone?
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Never cheat at an exam, the consequences of being found out strongly outweight the potential benefits and will follow you the rest of your life
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Can I Make My Marriage Work? 2017-04-24 02:04:00 Post No.18253966
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Can I Make My Marriage Work?
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Long story short I have been in a relationship with the same woman for 11 years, since we were 16. I don't love her romantically or desire her sexually anymore. Is there a way to come back from that?
Long story long:
My wife and I dated in high school, started living together when I joined the Navy in '07, married in '08. I got out in 2013 and since then things have steadily gotten much worse between us.
My wife was never really well equipped for life. She came from money but her folks cut her off when she moved in with me. I was the provider and she didn't do much besides stay at home for several years while I was on deployments and so on. Since getting out of the navy the situation has changed, she has a job and is making good money, but works close to 60 hours a week. I'm using my GI Bill to go to school.
I feel like our relationship has turned into more of a father/daughter paradigm than a husband/wife (no, not in the fetish way). I make sure she gets up in the morning, make sure she's not too tired to drive, worry about her getting into another car accident whenever she's out of my sight. When she comes home I feel like I have to constantly monitor her moods to predict what's going to happen. If she's upset or feeling insecure or sad, then I know I'm in for a night of being her therapist. When she's in a good mood things are a little easier, I just have to monitor how much she drinks so she doesn't end up sick, make sure she eats something, and get her into bed on time so she can get enough sleep. It's... fucking soul crushing that I have to manage all her emotions and her life for her. I hate it.
I don't know if I love her anymore. I just wish I knew how to change things for the better.
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>>18253966
Wow it's astounding she isn't cheating or some shit. Do you still have sex at least?
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>>18253966
So you ignore your contribution to how she acts? You have been involved with her nearly half her life.
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>>18253966
To me it sounds you are comfortable with the situation. If you werent, you would train her to be more independable and emotionally stabe for all these years.
Try to ask her on date. Maybe get her some less stresfull job? Improve your sex life? Fetishes? Can you even imagine living alone after so many years? Tried to talk to her about how you have to taje care about everything? Give her some minor responcibilities?
What do you mean by
>night of being her therapist?
Sounds to me you are very good supporting husband. Why dont you teach her sonething to make you feel better? Wont you feel bad divorcing her? Is she even capable of surviving without you?
Or just disregard everything cause no kids, divorce and find new source of happiness in life.
I just matched up with my sister on Tinder.
We don't discuss relationships or emotions or usual family shit like that. No-one has ever brought a partner home and if you knew our family you'd know why. Anyway, I was swiping right on everyone and we matched. Do we have to have an awkward conversation now? I don't want to.
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>>18253965
Man these troll threads are getting so bad.
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Why does it have to be awkward? Just assume she swiped right on everybody as well, and ask "hah, I assume you swipe without looking as well. Any luck with non-siblings, I hope?"
...unless you want to find out whether she wants you to fuck her
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>>18253965
Make a casual joke about it and see where it goes from there.
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What reason do people honestly have to be such volatile cruel pieces of shit? I can safely say that pretty much anybody reading this knows what I'm talking about. For those who don't...
Ex: I ran into somebody on Overwatch (quickplay) who just rambled on and on in that obnoxious kind of "I'm gonna say everything I can in a row for two minutes to try to hurt your feelings" kind of tone that toxic people get and flamed me over two games just because I was trying to have fun as Lucio (for those of you who don't play Overwatch, he can jump off walls and it's a pretty fun thing to do).
What reason is there honestly act so foul? I just get left with such a bad taste in my mouth after dealing with people. It seems like it's a pretty regular thing to me as I've grown up. I usually like to hold on to the rational belief that people have shit going on in their lives and that people have bad days, but honestly it seems like such a simple, fundamental thing to just not abuse people. It's not like people gain shit from being an asshole most of the time. And with that, I feel like people who neglect to have that minimal amount of respect don't really deserve to exist. It's just unnecessary toxicity. I'm not perfect, but at least I have decency the decency not to attack people unprovoked, and even if provoked unless there's a really deserving person.
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>>18253920
>undercover bitching about online videogame people
Stop crying.
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>>18253920
>Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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Just two examples of what I'm talking about. Mind explaining what you achieve out of this?
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Complete lost here,
I applied for an IT position
Got called to come in for testing, aced the test and got called on the very same day to come in for interview
I was interviewed by IT manager and header of IT department with both technical and behavioral questions
On the same day I was called to come in for a THIRD interview and I'm not sure what the hell I'm suppose do at the third interview, any tips?
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Third interview is probably by non-IT resource management to gauge your general qualities that have nothing to do with IT, seeing as your other interviews have been about it.
They'll be mostly interested in seeing if you're likely to fit within the team on a human standpoint. So don't be autistic and try to be agreeable.
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>>18253929
Yeah but during second interview I also had behavioral interview such as:
Weaknesses/strengths
Tell me about yourself
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If you google "third interview what do" there are literally hundreds upon hundred of hits answering your question.
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So I forgot my keys and now I'm stuck outside like a dumbass, any help?
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>>18253841
No dick pic no believe.
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This is the only window I can get open and I can't even fit
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>>18253878
If you believe you will sucseed.
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How do people tolerate guys?
They're gross, hairy, usually don't have cute faces/voices, don't pay attention to fashion etc. Why would I want to be around them instead of girls?
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Because people want something to get taken care of for once.
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Cause they have a dick.
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because they aren't gross, hairy is exciting because it is so different from my own body, they can have cute faces and i like guys with manly voices, some do pay attention to fashion but if you look alright you only need a plain shirt and fitting jeans and you're good to go.
you don't have to be around them, but i know i certainly want to...
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what do i do when my bf had zero concept of sexual tension?
he has extraordinary skills for ruining erotic moments.
usually what he does is he gets all lovey dovey right when the moment would be right to NOT do that.
for example: one of his go-to fantasies is that i'm something like a burglar or whatever, tie him up and rape him/use him as my sex toy. that requires some mental gymnastic but i enjoy that role play. now, at some point he will surely start to tell me how much he loves me. which completely ruins the momentum of the situation. i janks me out of my role and ruins all the previous sexual energy. and he does that ALL THE FUCKING TIME without fail. i know it's cute he says that, but there is a time and place for everything.
that's one thing. the other is that he is compeltely unable to turn me on. if we sre about to have sex, i always have to fire myself up.
i never told him explicitely, because i don't want to hurt him (his selfesteem isn't very good and he's very sensitive about me "not being satisfied" with our relationship, especially our sex life, since that's something he holds very dear...).
my question is not if i should talk to him about this, because i know the answer. my question is, HOW can i tell him in a way that will actually help us and not create unnecessary drama. and, CAN i teach him or is this something you either learn yourself or not at all?
and yes, this is urgent. it has gotten to the point where i don't really look forward to sex anymore and that's the opposite of what i want.
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>HOW can i tell him in a way that will actually help us and not create unnecessary drama
You're only option is to flat out tell him. Being all subtle and indirect won't get you anymore and you'll just resent him for not getting the hint when it's truly you to blame for not being direct.
Don't beat about the bush, tell him what's wrong and then both of you try to figure it out.
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With that kind of role play, just gag him. I mean, right?
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>>18253782
ok, you're right. but man, this is going to crush him...
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/adv/, how does one off themselves?
It's a question that's been buggin me for a long time, and felt like this would be the perfect place to ask
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Jump in a deep body of water with some cinderblocks tied to your waist.
Shoot yourself in the mouth pointing towards the brain
Sit in a sealed area and fill the place with carbon monoxide
Jump off a very high stories building
These suicide attempts have the biggest probability of success, but sometimes they don't work and you'll be more fucked up than you were before. If any of these scare you, then congratulations, you don't actually want to die.
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>>18253755
Turn your switch off
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>>18253809
What if I don't own a Nintendo console
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Anyone have any stories of overcoming problems with getting/maintaining an erection?
I've been sexually active for about 3 years now with no issues. Since the last couple of months, I've been sleeping withi the same girl and the past couple instances have resulted in me being unable to get up. I have no idea what the issue could be - no drugs, was sober during the instances, I work out and eat efficiently...any ideas? It's kind of freaking me out.
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>>18253712
Are you on nofap OP? Be on nofap. Does your workout include cardio like running?
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>>18253761
Do you think that would help?
I'm usually jerking about every other day.
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>>18253761
Also, sorry to double post, but I do notice when we are getting into, I don't have any sexual desire at the moment. Like, I feel like I'm forcing myself to get into it. It's not like this girl isn't attractive. I'm just not feeling that sensation...maybe nofap would help that? Yes, I do run a lot too
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Will anaphrodisiacs suppress my craving for female companionship? It's getting to the point it's starting to affect my day to day and mood. I just want these feelings to be gone.
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>>18253697
Wrong question. Better question is how to improve yourself and find gf.
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>>18254102
That is entirely out of the question anon. Some people aren't meant to experience certain things.
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>>18254319
Do you have genetical disease which makes you undatable? Are you missing all limbs?
Or did you just give up on life in general? We solve issues here. If you crave pity and or some kind oh positive body image acceptance, go back to tumblr.
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Is 4 Chan literally the worst place to get advice from?
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Tumblr would be worse.
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>>18253700
So is reddit.
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>>18253694
Everywhere has a certain bias in their advice, either exceedingly positive to exceedingly negative and everything between.
If you're not already somewhat well adjusted and can't figure out what pieces of advise you should take then you probably should be taking advice from 4chan though.
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I fucked an 18 year old girl twice, she was a virgin,and she's absolutely drop dead gorgeous. She says whenever I kiss her, or even touch her neck, she gets wet. She is absolutely in love with me. I have never in my life experienced someone so into me.
I'm 7 years older than her though. Her dad literally tracks her phone, found us coming back, and told me to "get the fuck out of here, get the fuck out of his face" after calling me a liar. She is really invested into this. I actually have never been so intimate with someone in my life either.
Help. How do I make this work? Is it worth it? Is she just so attached because I'm her first love and just about first everything? I need all the help I can get. I'm jumping into fire here. I have never in my life been so confused as to what to do.
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Show her father that you're a good and responsible man.
>inb4 do you have a job and your own place to live
do you have a job and your own place to live
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>>18253638
Yes to both of those things. I'm almost done with university too. He is crazy though; narcissist, abuser, over protective, liar... just like my father was; there's a reason this girl and I get along so well, we endured similar childhoods in a lot of ways.
I told her I have to meet with him, and that's the only way this can work... because he will without a doubt be on her neck until she leaves for college in September until then.
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what country do you live in, what's the age of consent over there ? Is her father legally responsible of her sex life still at 18 years old ?
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I drank a lot this weekend. I am worried I'll have seizures. I got drunk friday night on beer, then saturday in the afternoon I drank a lot of beer and got drunk again. ate almost nothing all day.
sunday I drank literally all day. I'm worried I'm going to have seizures. am I over reacting and going to be ok?
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You won't get DT's unless you are a serious alcoholic. I drank daily for 5 years and only got them during that time frame. When i cut back to binge drinking on the weekends i never got more than a few shakes. You'll be good.
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>>18253621
I used to get DT's a long time ago. I haven't in a while, just worried this might cause it to happen.
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like i said, worst thing you'll probably get is a little shakey when you wakey. if you're super worried pour yourself a SMALL drink for the morning. if you've dt'd then you know it doesn't take a lot to take the shakes away. stay hydrated and safe, bud.