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I got a job offer at a prestigious icecream place but I can't eat ice cream because it give me acne
what do?
they are probably going to make me taste it all
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>>18261573
Eat ice cream, work out, use face cream, live the dream.
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>>18261573
>prestigious ice cream place
Woah go you eh? Holy fucking kek
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>>18261573
What the hell makes an ice cream shop prestigious?
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21, permanent sexual dysfunction nearly to the point of chemical castration as a result of medical error
no libido, profound impotence, numb genitals
still able to feel romantic love, but near zero sexual attraction to anyone
desperately want a gf
any point trying?
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Why not, many girls have a really low libido and I've heard some despair over how they hate sex and won't ever be able to get in a heterosexual relationship because men always want sex.
And there are normal asexual girls too.
Worst case scenario is that you'll have to perform cunnilingus on her every other week.
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>>18261558
>medical error
Get testosterone from doctor. Let them do blood check and put you on TRT (testosterone replacement theraphy?).
Easy.
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>>18261734
>numb genitals
I think it's more than that
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Hello
I'm a tranny and I heard I can actually make a pretty penny doing sexy things on camera.
How could I get into this?
Would it affect my future career prospects in any significant way?
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I'm specifically interested in livecamming as I feel this will leave less of a trail, and I heard you actually make more money doing this.
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Just kill yourself
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>>18261477
Why not ask lgbt faggot, they should provide a better response
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>meet guy with friends
>he likes every one of my friends except me
>finds any chance to exclude me from things
what's up with this? this happens on multiple occasions where a guy just straight up doesnt like me for no reason but he likes my friends
how do i react seeing as i'm somewhat prone to this type of situation
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self analysis is required if this is a trend
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>>18261482
>self analysis
so how is self analysis supposed to help if overthinking is endemic with a person, to the point where too much self analysis makes them overly inhibited in situations and incapable of taking opportunities? self analysis is the problem not the cure
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>>18261474
Are you an asshole? It sounds like you're an asshole. Try being nice.
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I'm being threatened by a voodoo practitioner.
I do not understand these African religions
It seems they only want evil to other persons
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because they are black. what else would you expect?
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>>18261430
>I do not understand these African religions. It seems they only want evil to other persons
You literally just explained them.
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Voodoo isn't real. I mean, it's real in the same sense oil pulling and dream catchers are real but it doesn't actually work.
It's like horoscopes, if they say you'll die you go "oh, I DID feel a slight twitch in my chest yesterday... Oh no, that must be it!" or get anxious and mistake that anxiety for a death sign or something.
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I'm friends with this girl who is very overweight, we have been friends with benefits for quite some time, but neither of us really want to officially date, we're just cool with fucking. I started nailing a more attractive girl, my overweight friend was cool with it, but the attractive girl wasn't.
I dumped the attractive girl on the spot.
did I fuck up?
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No, you stuck by your friend while simultaneously chucking someone that was going to make your preferred situation more difficult. What's the problem here?
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>I picked a fatty over a hot girl
To me you fucked up. Doesn't matter what I think or anyone else because it's your life. If your relationship with the fat girl was more valuable then you made the right decision. Only you can know whether you made the right choice is what I'm trying to say
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>>18261413
She was really fucking hot.
But my friend and I have been friends a long time and our arrangement is pretty sweet... she's even gotten me laid with friends of hers (granted they're also overweight and pretty sperglordy)
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Dealing with a cyberstalker
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Long story incoming. Advice needed!
Dated a guy for 3 months back in my undergrad. Turned out to be a total liar and super-manipulative. Broke things off. Tried to remain on good terms. That was a bad idea, so I blocked him on Facebook.
He started working on campus and would often yell passive-aggressive remarks about me if I passed by.
Years have passed, and he has continued to try to get in touch with me, despite me being very firm about how I want nothing to do with him. I have explicitly asked him to leave me alone.
I have blocked him on Facebook with 8 different accounts, including one with a fake name because he was so mad about me blocking his main account. I try to stay proactive about it and block him before he can get to me. He hasn't done in-person stalking since 2010 or 2011. It's just Facebook at this point. I generally screenshot his attempts at contact.
It's been almost 8 years. Help a girl out?
If you made someone uncomfortable, what would it take for you to leave them alone? What does it take to get rid of someone who doesn't care about personal boundaries?
He has known about my boyfriend for a long time, so I doubt anything about that will make a difference.
Since most of it has been online, it's hard to make a case for it with police. I also no longer live in the same state as him. I'm just concerned because it used to be like every year-and-a-half that he tried to make contact, and now it's getting much more frequent, more like every few months.
He deletes his Facebook account and then once he makes a new one, he tries to contact me.
I have two contacts that could maybe speak with him. I get the sense that at least one of them has tried to talk to him about it. The other one has moved to a different state, but maybe he can message him or something.
If you have any suggestions or advice, please do let me know. I hate anxiety attacks, and I may be a terrible person, but I don't deserve to be cyber-stalked. .............. Probably.
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what makes you a horrible person?
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>>18261398
This may sound very shocking to a normie, but
>you dont need facebook to live
The key point is to not delete it (that would make him go and kill you in person), but completely ignore it and never log in again.
Easy.
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>>18261398
OP, in any case, whatever you do, never, ever, ever get someone to speak to him. This could end up him having a complete psychotic breakdown (as an erotomaniac he will feel you have betrayed him in his love to you) and he might end up killing your friends and you, then himself.
The best advice I can give: Well, it' s been 8 years, move away. Hell, even change names. Don't even block him (that gives him attention and hope), just let the requests stay there.
COMPLETELY IGNORE EVERYTHING. NO CONTACT.
Okay?
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Got this girl on snapchat and we hit off really well, agreed to meet up but didn't set a date because I was travelling.
Fast forward this week she didn't respond to my snap although she usually does so quickly. I waited two days and sent another one and no response again.
Is it over? It's just so sudden
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>>18261396
Lol thats the way it goes OP. Women are fickle creatures.
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>>18261402
Do I just forget about her or should I try messaging her something for the last time?
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Is it common to get yeast infections after unprotected intercourse? It started after trying without a condom and him finishing inside. I thought at first the irritation caused from dryness and lack of lube favoured it. Also in the last year I've changed the partner so the problem can only lie with me.
And another related question: sweat also seems to be a trigger. I wash myself daily and use cotton underwear but 8hrs a day, sitting at a desk in a hot/sweaty office just overwhelms me. I inevitably sweat no matter what I wear. Anything that can be done in such a situation?
tl;dr i think i have yeast infection or maybe BV from unsafe sex. also sweat at work. what do?
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Are you me?
I don't always get yeast infections from unprotected sex, but it has happened to me before... and I always shower either before or after. I noticed that with my ex it was common, but with my current by I have never gotten one.
As for the sweating, there isn't much to do. There is this Summer's Eve fine powder you can put down there to help keep it dry. It isn't noticeable or anything. Definitely works for me.
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>>18261383
Was it worst if he finished inside? I've read that semen can upset the balance
I can get away a few times if he pulls out in time and doesn't thrust in dry.
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>>18261368
>unsafe sex
That's what you deserve, stupid.
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I refer to myself as we. As in "We need to start that essay dude" Or "We can do this."
It's not all the time but it tends to happen when I'm angry at the part of me that makes shitty choices and procrastinates. It's like the stronger part of me taking control of the situation and making sure I get it done.
Does anyone else do this? Is this bad for my mental health?
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I do this, I also accidentally sometimes say 'us' in conversation referring to myself.
I'm probably a little fucked in the head but I don't see the harm in referring to yourself as 'we' or 'us'. People do much weirder shit.
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I think it's a (sub)concious need for team work when it's not available to you, so you say "we" (you) in an effort to out-number the lazy guy (also you) in your brain. It's all just one mind and one person but you get too disgusted with your own unefficiency so you start reffering to yourself as we against you. It is a bit weird but nothing too interesting. It might be just the fact that we are all more easily influenced by a group of people than by an individual, which your brain is using to its own advantage here.
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>>18261344
I just don't want to devolve into some sort of golem/dr. Jekyll type split personality type deal, but it probably won't happen, I agree
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>Going on a date with a girl
>Thinking I fucked up and having fear of inviting her again.
>Rather chatting with her on Messenger all the time, comes up we're actually closer than I thought. She's very open to me and telling me things not even her best friends knows
>2 weeks later finally gathering enough bravery to invite her somewhere
>Talking to her again, finding out she's already dating another guy
I still want to be with her
Wot 2 do
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>>18261203
Please retype your story, doesn't make much sense. Anyway I understand the gist, best advice is to move on. That's not what you want to hear though. In which case, invite her out anyway. She's just dating him not in a relationship so you still got time.
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>>18261211
Sorry, I was trying to be as brief as possible.
There's not really much to say at all.
I was on a let's call it a date. It was my first date in my whole life and naturally I was really nervous, so I did not speak that much etc..
After that I just couldn't find the balls to the the second step and invite her somewhere (she actually invited me first).
Instead I was chatting with her all the time on Facebook, it's actually a lot easier than talking irl obviously.
When I finally felt a bit brave to invite her somewhere, it came out, that she is already dating another person (they're having their 3rd date right now). Anyway she still doesn't mind talking to me and spending time with me. Hope this explained my problem better.
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>>18261225
Invite her out then
Which one do you think is better,
This first one
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>>18260930
Or this second one (nbk)
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I'm 23 and feel self-conscious about being this age and not having achieved anything. How do I stop feeling like I'm too old? It's not like it's going to stop happening anytime soon.
And when it comes to achieving things, there isn't even anything I'd actually WANT to do. I don't want to get married or start a family, I don't have any particular occupation I'd want to study into, I don't want to climb a mountain. I just want to be a person who has done something.
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There's no secret cure. You just have to go an do it. Otherwise, be comfortable with a life full of regret.
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>>18260912
Which one? I really can't have kids and climbing a mountain really just seems like a waste of time and money.
I tried writing a book once but lost interest after the first draft and never managed to finish anything after it.
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>>18260917
I don't know
What do you want to do
I felt the same as you (20 right now), so I'm taking guitar and boxing lessons at the moment.
It's only been a few months but it feels nice. I'm thinking about learning how to draw as well, not via paid lessons though - self-practice maybe.
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How do I forget someone I like if she's a coworker
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>>18260855
Just spend some time away from her and you'll begin to resent her.
>that pic
wtf I hate women now.
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>>18260855
>pizza on the bed
FUCKING ANIMALS
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>>18260957
Looks like fur too
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I'm meeting this cuban tranny escort tomorrow. I never have Bern with any tranny. Any advice?
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you're disgusting
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>>18260820
Wear a condom
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>>18260828
Make sure she wears one too. kek