Gonna take a trip to NV in a couple of weeks. I thought I would go and visit a brothel while I'm there. Does anyone here have any experience going to brothels?
I've seen some Yelp reviews and most of them seem pretty good. I kinda just want to fuck some whore and then just move on. I'm 26 and I'm still a fucking virgin. I'm getting closer to wizard mode and it fucking sucks.
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How come you've never had sex? Seriously man it's not THAT hard
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>>18262436
Then tell us how you fuck
This is /adv/
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>>18262568
Be confident and interesting to your audience
All beef ultra hot dog stuffed in pants isn't a bad idea either.
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Hello /adv/. I've been dating this girl for a long time (about a year and a half) and I really really like her. However, she has gotten uncomfortably close to my best friend. They have:
>Given each other cute nicknames
>Made a joke about having sex with each other
>Done things for each other they wouldn't do with me
>Talked like they were dating
>"luvs you"
>"awe, (insert cute petname)"\
>*emoji abundance*
>etc.
>Sent pictures of them in underwear
>Talked about sneaking out with each other barely after a break-up she and I had
>Hung out alone barely a week after the break-up
>And did it again a week or so later, even after I had had suicidal thoughts about the last time
>Kept secrets from me
>Talked to each other instead of me about issues in their lives
I feel worthless and inadequate every time they're around each other, and I have verbalized this to both of them.
My best friend does say that he isn't attracted to her and that he never will be, but I do not think that makes up for it, especially when she made me stop being friends with a girl who, though also sending edgily raunchy texts, said I was, "too much like her brother".
Accordingly, I want her to stop being friends with my best friend.
We have fought about this several times, and I want to know if other people support/understand how I feel.
Thank you for your time, /adv/.
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>>18262357
damn, getting cucked by your best friend. Thats heavy senpai. Seems to me busting a nut on her when you're not around. If its as you tell them you need to drop them both. Your best friend doesnt respect you and neither does your gf.
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>>18262357
Just tell her this bothers your and if she waves you off. Leave her shes not worth your time.
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>>18262357
Damn fuck that. Get the fuck out if dodge man. Your friend is not your friend and your girlfriend not your girlfriend if they don't understand or respect where you are coming from. This is the shittiest thing I read all day, slowly distance yourself from them and look to find new people.
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My self esteem is so low that I'm distrustful of compliments from friends or even when girls approach me. Why am I like this? How do I stop and just start liking myself?
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>>18262351
>girls approach you
If girls are approaching you that means you are obviosuly attractive.
REMEMBER: You are not what you think you are, you are what other people think you are. If girls are approaching you, who cares what you think, they think you are attractive, and that's all what matters.
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>>18262351
Hit the gym
Be worth of their compliments
Fuck. Be better than it.
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Sort out the bullshit in your head.
Stop being an asshole to those who are nice to you.
Take control over your mood instead of letting bullshit from the internet control it.
i think a mouse went through my drawers... do i throw everything out?
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>>18262324
Nice aren't that dangerous, you should clean the stuff but throwing it away is overkill, also set traps or get a cat
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>>18262324
This isn't Europe in the 14th Century. Wash the clothes and you'll be fine
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Wash the clothes. Set up a trap yo get it, and any other mice there. Also, seal up any holes, and get rid of anything that makes the place attractive to mice.
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Drink or don't drink? 2017-04-27 12:03:43 Post No.18262308
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Alright /adv/, my decision is in your hands.
I haven't drank in about two months while on a diet (lost 23 lbs) and was gonna drink tonight with a buddy during the game. I was really looking forward to it.
I'm drinking tomorrow and ending the diet so I feel like it doesn't make too much of a difference if I drink today.
Should I pick up some beers for myself and drink during the game since I was planning on it anyways?
Full disclosure, I have an alcohol abuse problem.
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>>18262308
consider drinking no alcohol beer
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>>18262308
I didn't mention the point of this - my friend canceled, so I'm watching the game at home.
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Hey /adv/ I have a question. You know those 4chan death posts like for example you are going to die if u dont like or something, is this true im kinda scared?
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>>18262260
dude theyre real. if you dont wanna put up with them, i would just not respond to one, so your mom dies, and then when she dies, whats gonna happen? you dont have a mom to get killed. youre home free!
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>>18262260
Can confirm they're real, I ignored one and got killed. You'd better respond or else...
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I´m torn between a cute guy and my girlfriend.
I´m a 20 year old male and I´ve been in a relationship with my girlfriend for just over 6 years now. It is a longer time and about 90% of the time we had no problems at all. The only problem I´ve always had with myself was that I´m bisexual.
I´ve known I´m bisexual since I was 11 and had a certain amount of experience with the same sex before I got together with my girlfriend. The problem I had with myself exactly was, that I always sort of wanted to have homosexual relationships/one-night-stands etc., but sometimes it was more, but most of the time kind of a subconcious thing.
The problem I have now is I´ve found the perfect guy and I´m really kind of obsessed with him. I´m really attached to my girlfriend physically and I don´t think I can survive without her physical contact and I do love her now as always. Just these thoughts and desperation for experience with the same sex are killing me and I know for a fact, that if I ever cheat on her with a man I wouldn´t regret it or feel guilty. Adding to that I´m even more worried I would want more of the same sex after that.
Probably another massive reason I don´t think I could or know how to break up with her if I wanted to is, that she has borderline and we managed her self-harm/suicide problem together, and if I´m suddenly gone she may go back to her old habits and that´s something I couldn´t handle.
I feel like rambling at the moment, so maybe someone can help me out with some advice, if there even is a possibility of advice for this subject.
Thanks in advance!
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You're shit, your relationship is shit, your reason for not breaking up is retarded.
Break up. You'll be doing your gf a favor.
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>>18262240
No, she had serious problems. You have to wait or to ask her to give you some time (soft-break up). Then see how she's doing before deciding what to do.
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Go all in and do a threesome. Have a threeway relationship.
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So need a hand, been talking and flirting with this girl at work recently. Hanging out in pubs but as a group of us, flirt with her out of work but she's invited her ex a couple times (he's turned up a few times when she's said she's out with me) and I need a way to get him to fuck off. Any advice on how I can get him to leave/her to stop inviting him.
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Unfortunately that's not up to you
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>>18262134
Sounds like she's just using you to make her ex jealous trying to get him back or something.
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>>18262171
they broke up like 5 months ago, if not more. How do I become alpha af and move ahead here?
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I accidentally took out my father's eye, what do?
My father is an alcoholic and is always asking for more money from me. In anger, I threw him a couple hundred notes and he started picking it off the floor. When he was done, I said "take some change for your whiskey" and threw a couple coins at him. One of them went in his eye, he was rushed in an ambulance but lost the eye.
Is it my fault?
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>>18262076
It's a freak accident, but it's your fault, unfortunately. You didn't intend for it to happen but your actions resulted in it happening.
Prepare for a lot of shit from your family, assuming they still have some sympathy for your father.
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It is your fault for being an asshole to him. Even if you hate him, you should just let him self destruct by himself, instead of enabling his addiction and throwing shit at him.
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>>18262076
I would try to help my dad if he ever needed my help, but he was good dad in the first place.
Still you should try to help him. Why dont you help him op?
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Okay I know it's definitely not uncommon but why do I get so annoyed and repulsed by women after cumming? Like I feel like I have no incentive to put up a front that I enjoy her company any longer and it just gets awkward. How do I stop this? I'd like to make more female friendships but sex eliminates any trace of genuine interest.
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>>18261979
Refractory period?
I can imagine not being that interested in her body after sex, and maybe even finding vajajay gross, but being repulsed by her as a person is pathological. You don't even feel that glow where you just want to hold her close, that non-sexual intimacy that comes when the lust part is spent? Even if it's just casual and you don't love each other, I'd think that you should still value each other and feel close, even if it isn't "love." There are many ways to be intimate.
Maybe check to make sure you're not a sociopath of misogynist?
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It is biological. You are evolutionary groomed to mate with as many different women as possible. By losing interest after mating you are encouraged to find some else and spread your resources out, instead of investing into one child.
>How do I stop this?
I have no idea my friend. Start friendships with girls who you have no intentions of fucking?
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It's called being a human male. You might as well ask how to survive without water or air.
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Rate this apology email I'm sending to an ex girlfriend bros. Need red pilled advice
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"Hallo,
I'm squeezing into your inbox one-time to apologize for blowing up, if I may. I've sent you various premature bullshit apologies before, but unlike everything that was sent prior to this email, this apology is without any motive or selfish hopes, for the first time:
Simply put, last week I met someone at the airport. Our silly & fun memories popped up, which were then stomped out by memories of my post-breakup actions....Which is what's been happening since November; fucking soul crushing considering almost all our memories were precious, really.
Rather than go over everything that I fucked up on from Aug-Nov, I'll say that from recently experiencing a similar post-break up clinging in reversed shoes with a woman...Her little bit of clinging I experienced was off putting enough...I don't think I have enough manhood hair to handle everything that was thrown your way from me, I really don't think I do lol.
We all walk through a desert to get to our oasis. After the split, rather than focusing on how to get to my own oasis, I repeatedly offered you some water without having any real water to offer: a mirage in that desert that stunted us both.
what I'm trying to say is, I'd love to meet up at say, Skyline Tavern to offer you some water ("water") to resolve the bullshit I caused.
To wrap it up, the idea of us not being friends considering the experiences we had together is just disgusting. On the level of "Oh-that's-SICK" updating from Windows 8 kind of disgusting. GROSS.
Like two friends getting back together after a regrettable misunderstanding fallout, I'd love to meet up to update each other. SO much to update, like holy shit. If you wanna, anyway.
I really did enjoy helping you write a page in your life story, but I'd moreso enoy helping edit & rewrite how that page ended, please."
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Just start again
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>"Hallo,
Cringe
>I'm squeezing into your inbox one-time to apologize for blowing up, if I may. I've sent you various premature bullshit apologies before, but unlike everything that was sent prior to this email, this apology is without any motive or selfish hopes, for the first time:
Cringe, beta
>Simply put, last week I met someone at the airport. Our silly & fun memories popped up, which were then stomped out by memories of my post-breakup actions....Which is what's been happening since November; fucking soul crushing considering almost all our memories were precious, really.
Cringe, pretentious
>Rather than go over everything that I fucked up on from Aug-Nov, I'll say that from recently experiencing a similar post-break up clinging in reversed shoes with a woman...Her little bit of clinging I experienced was off putting enough...I don't think I have enough manhood hair to handle everything that was thrown your way from me, I really don't think I do lol.
The fuck... Beta as fuck.
>We all walk through a desert to get to our oasis. After the split, rather than focusing on how to get to my own oasis, I repeatedly offered you some water without having any real water to offer: a mirage in that desert that stunted us both.
Rambling, embarrassing
>what I'm trying to say is, I'd love to meet up at say, Skyline Tavern to offer you some water ("water") to resolve the bullshit I caused.
Pathetic
>To wrap it up, the idea of us not being friends considering the experiences we had together is just disgusting. On the level of "Oh-that's-SICK" updating from Windows 8 kind of disgusting. GROSS.
Cringe
>Like two friends getting back together after a regrettable misunderstanding fallout, I'd love to meet up to update each other. SO much to update, like holy shit. If you wanna, anyway.
Cringe, beta
>I really did enjoy helping you write a page in your life story, but I'd moreso enoy helping edit & rewrite how that page ended,
Cringe
>please."
Beta
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>>18261998
I'm just wanting us to be on good terms again st the very least. Yeah, I'd prefer her over a new chick of course as I've already established a connection, but still.
And yeah I'm definitely over her, in that I've been with an array of women since our breakup last November. Done obscene things with them that I'm not proud of, etc.
But anyway, I'm just trying to not cut her out of my life is all. Why do people do that? It's so juvenile
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So my son got beat up at school, he reportedly did not fight back at all. Can we sue the the kid who beat him up, his parents, or just make money out of this case somehow by sueing someone?
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http://education-law.lawyers.com/school-law/harassment-at-school.html
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>>18261926
That just helps it stop, how can you make money off it so like how can you sue the family and make money?
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>>18261951
I'd actually send my son to boxing or wrestling classes or the kid will feel the efdecta of that bullying for years.
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>Dad is forcing me to go to college
>Feel like I'm going to ruin my life
I never took my SAT, and I've got a highschool GPA of 2.7 (A college GPA of 3.0)
He's forcing me to apply to the University of Houston.
Do you guys think they'll reject me?
I'm hoping that they do, but my father made me identify as an ameri-indian when it came to checking race.
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>>18261807
I'm hoping that they say no, and I can use that and say "I never wanted to go anyway"to justify my father spending 35$.
I just want to go to a trade school, stay with my parents, and make 14$ an hour.
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Have you told him that you want to go to a trade school OP
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>>18261878
I'm waiting for rejection from the school I've applied to.
There's no SAT, and the GPA isn't close to University standard.
Once that occurs, I can twist everything into support for my beliefs and feelings.
Hey guys,
I am in a bit of a rough spot in my marriage and i was curious if there are any ways (preferably free) to see my significant others texts that have been sent or received. I have been having trust issues because i have caught them in a lie and they didn't admit so i just want to make sure we're not wasting our time.
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im not your friend buddy
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>>18261797
You mean she's untrustworthy because she's lying to you and you know it.
Forget the text shit. If you have an idea who the guy is and where he is next time she leaves the house after a text go there and you will catch them.
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>>18261797
If the bill's in your name you can get records from the phone company. Not sure if they have the actual messages sent.
Or you can just snoop their phone.
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Could I possibly have emotional trauma from doing sexual actions with my male cousin when we were kids?
Wondering if this memory subconsciously scarred him.
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>>18261639
Scarred me*
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>>18261639
What kid of sexual actions?
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>>18261643
Get naked, lay on top of each other and run around, we kissed once