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Everyone is retarded but me 2017-04-27 02:41:24 Post No.18264350
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Everyone is retarded but me
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How do I stop being an impatient asshole with normal people
I have a very high IQ, to the point where the difference between myself and the average person is equivalent to the difference between an average person and someone well below the threshold for mental retardation
My professional life is fine, I can basically fuck off while working from home all day and throw together whatever deliverable I have in a few hours, but I find it incredibly hard to connect with other people outside of specific interests (singing and vidya)
I especially have problems when political issues or futurism comes up because it always feels like no one understands what the fuck I'm talking about. I end up getting extremely frustrated because I have to go back over my argument again and again.
I've been to things like Mensa meetings, it's nice that people there can understand the more complicated aspects of politics or technology but the majority of them are even more socially fucked than I am.
What do (besides become a hikki)
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Are you cute? (∩´﹏`∩)
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>>18264351
yes
I'm 28 but clean-shaven I look 18
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>>18264354
Me too!
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How do I get good with small talks? 2017-04-27 02:30:22 Post No.18264336
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How do I get good with small talks?
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By training.
"How do I train?"
By having small talks.
Yes, it might be shitty at first, but you'll calibrate each time and learn to calibrate better for the next time.
You can also find on youtube good channels that talk about being charismatic and so on.
There goes two of them: "CharismaOnDemand" and "Practical Psychology"
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Practice. Put yourself out there. Taking Uber is good for this, cause sometimes you'll be pressured to make small talk
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>>18264336
Just talk about everything you want to say. Then learn what things not to say. Easy.
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How do I face a friend that I beat up? 2017-04-27 02:16:15 Post No.18264305
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How do I face a friend that I beat up?
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2017-04-27 02:16:15
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So I had this one annoying ass friend, let's call him Tyrese. He was black, yes sorry for sterotype name. Anyways the nigga was playfully calling me shit when I was having a shit mood swing, and I elbowed him in the face multiple times. So how do I face him again?
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Probably kill yourself for being such an emotionally fragile faggot
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>>18264317
Come say that shit to my face. Louisana, Alexendria, James ST. Me and my homies be chilling there!
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omw
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>high income
>physically fit, facially attractive
>intelligent, highly eduated
>girls keep their distance because I'm married and I can't give them what they want (a relationship)
>guys keep their distance because they see me as a threat
fml
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>>18264304
>girls keep their distance because I'm married
Wrong.
Girls don't give a fuck whether you're married or not. In fact, being married or in a relationship will meet the 'pre-approval' quota for women, which will only make them desire you more. They like what they can't/shouldn't have.
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>>18264308
Yeah but where I live they're really conservative and stuck up unfortunately.
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Present yourself as a non threat then.
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Anyone here ever get married then feel like they settled too easily and want to try to go for another roll of the dice?
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Dido did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qmKk7fj9Ug
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Yuppppp
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>>18264278
>too easily
No wonder the divorce rate is going up.
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Hey /adv/ocates.
Gonna be short and sweet here. I need to know how to make my gf cum.
I already probed her enough to know her good spots, but it seems I can't make her shiver in pleasure. How do?
Fembots are welcome and appreciated.
Hard mode: I'm actually really weak and can't do things like going back and forth while standing for more than 5~7 minutes, let alone do the other kinkier shit like lift her up.
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This maybe be a problem with her, you do realize that, I hope.
Many women have real trouble getting there.
In any case, if you know her good spots, go for them.
But surprises are good for the sex too, not the 'surprise buttsex' stuff, but the change in the usual manner or rythm of sex. Instead of taking her lightly to bed, be more agressive (don't hurt her lols) like holding her with firm hands, leading her around and being pretty passionate about.
Another thing is knowing YOUR best moves. I'm really good with oral sex, made many girls who said they had never orgasmed from oral to do so. I take advantage of it! So learn your good moves and take advantage of them!...
This are just some random tips... You are the one who knows her, you are the one who should be best aware of what to do. Just trying to open up your mind.
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>>18264288
Thanks for the tips.
I asked more because I don't know a lot about sex still. It's my first gf but it's been a year.
I don't know things like her G-spot. I know it differs from person to person, but I don't know how to search for it. Scared I could hurt her because I've got an actual big dick (perhaps that's my "move").
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>>18264306
Move is not something you have, but something you do. In any case, if you know how to use that big dick, go use it.
No worries man, we all have some questions about it. You could search on porn sites about g-spot and making women squirt, there are some tutorials there (wtf right?).
There are also articles and books about it... I used to read one on the female orgasm, but I can't remember it's name now.
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I'm 27 years old.
After years of failure I dropped out of high school in my senior year when I was 18.
Since then I've spent every day sitting in my room in front of my computer doing anything I can to stave off boredom.
I have hobbies but I lack the motivation and work ethic to take them to a professional level.
I have never had an intimate relationship of any kind, or even anything remotely close to an intimate encounter. The only girlfriend I had was a neighbor girl when I was 5 who stopped knocking on my door when she found out where my best friend lived.
I haven't made a friend in ten years. The most recent active friendship I have is from twenty years ago.
I've never had a job of any kind. The only income I have is a quarterly sales tax rebate and anything I get from family for my birthday or Christmas.
The only thing I really have an active interest in is not being hungry. I weigh over 300 pounds, possibly close to 400.
It's only when I take stock of my situation as I'm doing now that I realize I've wasted my life.
Is there anything I can do to fix myself or is there only one end to the path I've been on?
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>>18264230
There is. 27 ain't too late to change.
You'll have to start from scratch. If you can go to a gym/eat better and afford it, do it. Then you'll want to take a job, usually retail, and work up from there.
Your family will appreciate your efforts to change and help you.
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>>18264230
How the hell have you survived? Who's paying your rent?
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>>18264447
I live with my Mom
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Deal with "bullying" as an adult 2017-04-27 01:29:46 Post No.18264226
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Ever since I was in high school, a lot of people have made fun of a particular feature of my face. Giving me names, telling me to get surgery, etc.
This didn't end when I finished high school. As an adult (I'm now 25), I still met a lot (I mean a fucking lot) of people who thought it was a good idea to make fun of my face. And I mean, ranging from people I meet, people I become friends or acquaintances with, even random dudes on the street who go out of their way to comment something about my face or about how I look like some celeb from my country (not exactly a compliment).
Even people that everyone considers nice or friendly will make fun of my face once I get to know them, just for the heck of it.
Of course I would never make fun of other people's faces or bodies, or anything about them. I think I'm friendly and nice, and I think I've grown to be more and more reserved every year since my self esteem keeps going down.
What's the proper way to deal with this? I usually just fake a laugh, pretend I don't mind, sometimes I show that I'm slightly mad and tell them that's enough. It's pretty embarrassing when some girl tells whoever is making fun of me to stop.
I'm never violent in person but I'm bottling up hate and now I often think of just going to meet someone who makes fun of me and disfigure their face with a hammer or something.
Another thing, when I look at myself in the mirror, I don't notice anything extremely out of the ordinary. I feel like my face is pretty normal, maybe just a bit weird from certain angles. In photos though, I do notice that I have a kind of abnormally long feature in my face, it's weird.
Btw I still can't afford an actual surgery but if it's possible, it's not something I don't consider for the future.
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Do you look like Adam Drver?
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Nah. I just picked that photo because I like how angry he looks in it.
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>>18264226
What feature would that be?
Open up. We can't help if we don't know what we're dealing with.
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I've never been really serious and have always procrastinated at least a little bit, but recently i've been going at it like crazy.
The procrastination became extreme ever since last month, i'm falling deeper and deeper into the vicious circle. I woke up at 12PM today and the only thing i've been doing is browsing internet. I've spent all day on internet yesterday and the days before.
I'm late for many assignments, i'm stressed, i feel guilty. The situation isn't desperate and i can fix my problems if i just stood up and do the work, but the pressure is intense and i spend my time evading my problems with internet escapism
i need help please
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>>18264206
Rip it like a band aid.
The right time to do this will never come, so do it now and be extreme about it. Like don't-fucking-touch-a-computer-for-a-week extreme. So when you go back to more ordinary standards it feels relieving and easier to maintain it.
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>>18264222
I feel like i literally can't
i don't have any drive
i'm feeling empty and apathetic
but i know it's the only way out
i always put myself in desperate situations on purpose, fuck my life
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The only difference between coal and diamond is tons of heat and pressure. See how much you can get away with and surprise yourself. Procrastination is only a sin in the modern world, where human time is sold for efficiency. Not a lot of people can say they regularly cram semesters of work in a night. It's not a thing to brag about, but a skill of its own. It's only maladaptive when it is poorly understood. Everyone's going to find themselves in situations where they are unprepared.
Moreover, if you really wanted to get that work done, you would have. Get better at cramming so you spend less time doing things you don't like (schoolwork) and more time doing things you do like (shitposting).
To put it in another way, you would never do schoolwork outside of school. That you regularly procrastinate points to you resisting the material imposed on you. It's just meaningless to you, so find a sweet spot where you provide the bare minimum between sanity and competence.
I'm a senior at uni and I've got my last finals tomorrow. Haven't studied and I'm enjoying my shitposting guilt-free.
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Last night I drank too much (lesson learned) and threw up. I barely made it to the toilet before I exploded and so a lot of it didn't make it into the basin.
Of course I was too drunk to clean up. Woke up this morning and it smelled awful in there. I tried cleaning up as best I could and got all the spots I could see. However there still seems to be a lingering odour. Actually I'm not sure if it's the smell of the vomit or the disinfectant I used. If anything I'd say it's a combination. but that was about 8 hours ago so I'd have thought the disinfectant's smell would have dissipated by now. If it's still there tomorrow morning I'll assume something's wrong.
So how can I properly clean it if I don't know what the source of the smell is?
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Does anyone know?
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When cleaning, did you leave any paper towels in there? What disinfectant did you use? Lysol always smells awful for me... If you think it's the ladder, try tossing some baking soda around. Buy some Clorox lemon wipes while you're at it.
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I cant remember the name of the disinfectant but it didn't smell particularly bad. and I flushed all the paper towels i used but I mainly mopped the floor and walls, not sure how effective that is.
Those are some good ideas though, thanks.
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>gf gets car fixed by family friend
>he kepts texting/calling her
>nothing explicit, just being a creep 'hey, wyd' even though she doesnt respond
She says shes not interested in him and that shed never cheat, but this is literally how it started when I got cheated on by my last gf. I just have a bad feeling in my stomach.
What should I do? Call the guy, or go to him in person and confront him? Or just let it be and trust that my girl is loyal?
I honestly feel that this guy is just gonna be there at the right time when im not giving her attention/shes mad at me and then itll be over..
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Oh, I should mention the guy is like 34, my gf is 19 ..
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Beat the living shit out of that orbiter, alpha male up in his business, it'd also be great if you not mention that to your girlfriend, but atleast make him bleed.
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Giving the benefit of the doubt to your girl here, because you didn't mention any reasons we should be distrustful of her in particular.
She's not responding, sounds like the dude is your genetic creep. Also, be careful because insecurity like this can become overbearing, and if your partner does not deserve it, she'll leave. Not that your insecurity isn't founded, but it's exactly that.
Have your girlfriend tell this dude she's taken and see how that does, first of all.
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What do you do if you think someone's trying to communicate with you through /adv/'s GIOYC?
I know there's a lot of J's in the world, and it's probably incredibly autistic and egocentric to think he could be trying to talk to me, but y'all don't understand.
There's this guy that is perfect to me. I feel like he is everything I ever dreamed of.
I've tried getting close to him, and have, to a certain degree, but he can't follow up.
On two occasions, we've had conversations where I have to leave, and he'll do this thing where he repeats the last sentence he said to me.
Weird as fuck, but the point is, I think he's nervous for some reason. But I'm absolutely head over boots for him and don't want him to leave my life.
We both browse the chans. And this seems like his writing style.
Is there any possibility in Hell he could be feeling the same way, or do I need to just let things happen naturally/move on/ignore the thread?
Tomorrow will be the last day we see each other, since college is letting out.
Time is running up. How do I handle this, /adv/?
And if you wrote that message, and are not an A, please say so. This is really fucking me up in the head.
If you are an A, just know: I want you in my life. My chest swells up when I'm around you. I start losing my breath when I catch your eyes. When you were "jokingly" touched my arm the other night, I wanted to touch you back, and fall into your embrace. You are beautiful. There is nothing to be afraid of. I've tried reaching out to you, reach back just once. I want you.
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I wrote that message dude, not an A, not even a guy
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>>18264205
>worship your cock and asshole
>not a guy
yeah ok
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>>18264212
I just love ass dude, whats the issue?
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How do you let 4 years of pent up emotions out? 2017-04-27 12:34:44 Post No.18264127
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How do you let 4 years of pent up emotions out?
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My last 4 years sucked. Everything that could possibly go wrong went fucking wrong.
My grandmother and my dad were very sick for years and I was their main caregiver. I have a genetic illness and it went worse over the last few years.
My childhood best friend killed himself.
My boyfriend moved to another country and I miss the shit out of him. He's so happy and I can't bring myself to show him how miserable I am.
I argued with two of my closest friends, a lot of the others moved. There are two people I hang out with, and I don't even like them.
I spend most of my day online, trying to not think about everything that is wrong in my life.
And, fuck, I even suck at making online friends because one of them turned into a crazy stalker and now fucking threatens to kill me.
I go to therapy and I can't even be honest with my therapist because I don't want her to think less of me.
I can't do shit in school. I can't focus on anything. I was a super good student and now I can't even remember one fucking chapter, and get anxious before exams. I had to drop out for 3 years and now I can't do shit. I feel behind.
How do I start to fix my life? I can't take this anymore. I feel like I'm choking all the time.
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do you want to just vent or acually fix it?
first step to fixing is admitting and planning. write down everything thing that is wrong in separate bubbles and how you plan to fix it. If you aren't planning to fix it than fuck off. If you don't know how than specifically ask what aspect and where the hold up is.
also a lot of therapists deal with rapists, pedophiles and shit eaters. Trust me you're not gonna be that impressive to make them think less of you.
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>>18264127
It's called PTSD and you have as much reason to have it as any soldier. The good news is that therapists have a lot of experience dealing with it, and some relatively short-term counselling should give you the tools to get through it.
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Try LSD but carefully
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I'm a fembot, and I want to marry a masculine man, not one who reads the red pill and is faking, but a guy who has hobbies, wants a family, is secure in his masculinity while engaging in traditionally feminine things, etc. Every woman is looking for this despite SJW cunts saying they want pussies. I'm just a complete loser and I don't know how to attract this kinda guy.
I'm both kinda masculine and feminine. I care about appearing clean, but don't care about my outfit and makeup that much. I don't have feminine hobbies. I've had beta orbiters.
Help.
Pic is my goal body lol
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>>18264041
So you want a dream man?
Also what do you consider masculine? Chiseled physique and handsome face?
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>>18264041
>don't care about my outfit and makeup that much. I don't have feminine hobbies.
>Pic is my goal body lol
It sounds like you already know where to start.
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>>18264041
>masculine
In what way? Do you have a penis?
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What should I pick for my UCAS firm choice:
-University of Aberdeen - Mental Philosophy
-SOAS - World Philosophies
Both have similar kind of people for me, but I am still not fucking sure.
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Don't do retarded degrees.
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>>18264123
Shut the fuck up STEMcuck
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>>18264039
i would recomend you doing something that makes you able to get a job,also philofags are sdelf righteous cunts