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I just got very scared. I'm 25 now, why haven't I had a baby yet?

Well, I have this idea that my parents are the type of people who would disown me if I got pregnant (especially before being married). So when I think "pregnant", I'm not happy about new life, instead I feel dreadful.

Also, I have a phobia-tier fear of pregnancy itself (what happens in the body), and the birthing process itself. I first got those fears when my mom talked about it when I was a kid in front of me. And it might've been contributed into by graphic movies about giving birth that'd be shown in the health class at middle school. Point is, I know it'll be painful & scary and I'm scared.

First I had to get my shit together, sort of. I had to be able to support myself, because if I cannot support myself, how can I support a husband and child? So I got into jobs so I'd have money. When I first got my job, I was in my early 20's, very late to be starting work. I just didn't know how to get a job, I had no guidance.

Then I just had to find a suitable mate. I needed to find the right man. This took many years in itself. It's not just a passing thought, I wanted someone compatible with me, whether we had kids or not.

I'm 25 now. I'm saddled with all sorts of bills (especially for my car), and just won't have the money for a baby for many years to come. In five years (I'll be 30) my car will be paid off, giving a little more wiggle-room regarding money. But the saddest thing is, I have no support network (the most important thing) to help me take care of a child. My family will not help (and probably won't want to, or can't). They're too busy talking care of my autistic brother (and I want them to). I have no network of female friends to help, but that's my fault.

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What hairstyle can i do if my hair is this long besides a simple tail , pony tail or just letting it like this? I'm a male btw (and i don't intend to look like a trap , i just look like shit with short hair)

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Anyone here had implants to fix unsymmetrical breasts before?

I'm wondering if I should pay for my wife to get them, just don't want to end up making things worse.

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I have some kind of weird, specific fantasy


The idea of getting fully naked in front of a girl, in a very casual and non-sexual way. It has to be a girl I know well. It's not even really a sexual thing; I don't think "yeah i'll get naked in front of her, then she'll suck my dick and we'll fuck", but it would be something like this, for example : I'm in a room with a girl I know, I tell her I have to change, I get fully naked without being awkward, I change and that's it. What turns me on is probably the reaction of surprise of the girl, and the fact that I would do it casually, without being awkward or anything. I'm pretty sure it comes from the fact I've always been extremely modest and scared of showing my body.

Anyway, I don't plan on actually doing it because in reality it would just be extremely awkward and stuff.
But the thing is, I have a gf. We're both virgins. We almost had our first time recently, although I couldn't get an erection because I was nervous, and I didn't really take off my underwear cause I was kinda scared of doing it. We were in the dark too, so we didn't really see each other's bodies.

Now I'm gonna spend a few days at her place soon, and we'll very likely have sex.
So I was wondering if it would be a good idea to realize my fantasy with her ? For example, I'd go take a shower, and come back in her room naked. I think it would be a good way to both achieve my fantasy while also "introducing" my naked self to her in a fun way (which would probably make me feel more confortable getting naked in front of her).
But I'm not really sure it's a good idea though ? I'm afraid it'll just be awkward. I know she wants sex and she's turned on by me, but I don't know if it would really work out. I don't even care if this doesn't directly lead to sex, and i just wanna get the naked thing out of the way while trying that fantasy.

What do you guys think of that ?

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Hi. I'm just finishing my first year of college (undergrad) here in the USA and I've decided I want to study law in Switzerland instead of here. Does anyone know anything about that? Have I wasted all my money on tuition if I go? What do I do? I know I need to get my bachelor's as well as my law degree over there.

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So I'm dating someone who's a minor (2 year difference and he needs another year in order for us to have sex) and I have sexual needs.. so how do I know if a Asian massage parlor offers happy endings? Is there a way I can ask without being so blunt?

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>be me
>get bf
>been dating for a month now
>end up finding his ex's fb
>tons and tons of pictures of the both of them kissing and handholding and mushyshit
>literally feel like i've been cucked right then and there
they're not even friends with each other on fb anymore but why would she still keep up all those pictures of him if they're over i mean is this something normies do because i always thought they burned everything that even reminded them of an ex

know i shouldn't think too much on this and maybe she keeps it up because she's still attached or whatever but fuck anons it really hurts to think she might try to get back with him or other shit which'll cuck me in the end pls give advice

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My girlfriend is two weeks delayed in her period, how fucked am I

Her nipples hurt

She's been low on energy

We had unprotected sex

She's moody, called me crying, told me she's ok but I know she's not..


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Is it too late for me to get it right?

I'm a 19 M, been a freshman in college for about a year now.

Jobless.

Clueless with women.

Suicidal.

Drunk and high right now, I just don't know where to turn. I don't feel like I'm going anywhere anytime soon, no matter how hard I'd try, it won't matter.

I don't feel like I've contributed at all to our species. I don't even think I'm capable of contributing anything worthwhile to our species. I've been feeling this helpless for a while, and I know it's getting in the way of me seeing a brighter future (before I'll lose it all in death)

How do you go about feeling like less of a waste of space in life?

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>Friend wants to meet at LGBT office in my college.
>I'm not gay, male, athletic, and albino white.
>Pretty popular, know just about everyone on my campus. Make friends fast and mean well.
>I think it's an odd place to meet but eh, I'll talk with whoever don't discriminate.
>Walk into the office to wait, see guy in kippah I went to High School with.
>Try to be friendly he doesn't respond much oh well.
>See an attractive secretary, I make a dumb joke about the condoms they have on the table.
>She laughs, we talk, find out she's from my hometown.
>Talk about weird shit we saw as kids.
>Make corny jokes and discuss odd fetishes we've seen on the web, she seems chill.
>Friend gets there, we talk he comes out of the closet, no judge, I support him. We joke a bit.
>Months later...
>"The Office of Equality wants to meet with you regarding concerns."
>Everyone there thought I was some pervert making jokes about fetishes and condoms.
>Rumors spread about me saying "suggestive" comments.

So yeah, apparently I have this meeting coming up. How screwed am I? Is my reputation done for? Nobody said a word to me while I was in there, so nobody spoke up!

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Opportunity for everyone to get creative.

Explanation:
I am currently living with 4 other roommates who are unwilling share any responsobilites e.g. cleaning, not being loud past 12, replacing toilet paper.

I am looking for subtle ways to mess with them without them having any idea it was me. Our relationship is not terrible so they should not suspect me.

Examples of what I have already done:
Messed with the WiFi so the signal range is weaker, soon looking into making a schedule that blocks websites at certain hours (They are not tech savvy). I have my own secret router as well.

Erased the channels from the TV ,my room is next to the TV and they would always watch stuff late at night. Again they are not tech savvy enough to fix this.

Give me some inspiration.

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I posted here last week ater I had my first visit to my psychologist (NOT a psychiatrist). This week I basically continued to tell her my life story, how I got to the point where I am a psychological fuck up that I am right now, etc.

I am a guy, 25 YO, depression, OCD and social phobia are my problems. She said we will have to do work on my depression first, because it disables me to do anything else, and asked me if I feel like I will be able to start doing the therapy.

I said yes because that's why I came there, so it left me bummed, because... what such therapy may look like? I mean for 2 weeks it was me talking, and I have my next appointment in 1,5 week, and each next one is gonna be a week afterwards.

What can I expect this therapy to look like? I might add it's not going to be a pharmaceutical therapy. Will she just tell me to get better, do something socially or what? I have absolutely no idea.

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There's this girl in my university I sit with in a few classes. We've known eachother since September. She always invites me to go party with her group of friends although I only really talk and have fun with her.

I didn't really have any interest in anything more with her, as she always kept mentioning her "crushes", and it seems she always has a fuckbuddy or two going on.

But lately she's been talking to me like once a week, initiating with some silly picture, and then we keep texting and it's pretty fun. I've consistently made her cry of laughter (although I'm not that funny) and she gets obviously flirty

I think maybe that's just friendly banter, but I've started to like her more and I dont know how to progress. In the weekdays she lives with her brother in an apartment nearby our campus, but weekends she's like 3 hours away, so it's hard to meet.

I basically want to try to date her / initiate a fuckbuddy situation but I'm scared of making it awkward between us and then become a talking/mocking topic in her group of friends or something. Any advice?

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My world is falling apart right now I dont know what to do.
I am an 18 year old high school student and I live with my parents. My parents are married for around 20 years and there has never been any problems between them. I recently checked my mother's chat history and found that she was talking to a man. There wasnt any talk about leaving my father nor was there any talk of him visiting us but she was really cozy with him, talking like one would talk to her lover. I dont think their relationship has escalated to the stage where she wants to leave my father yet but I am worried that it eventually will.
This is even disturbing for me because she displayed clear disgust at the morals of my neighbour's mother when she left her daughter because she didnt want to live with her husband.
My mother is a cancer survivor and my father had to transfer job locations for her to get money for her treatment. I literally cannot comprehend how my mother would be ungrateful enough so as to betray my father.
I really want to believe I am wrong somewhere but I dont know how I can do that.
Any advice about what I should do in this situation will be extremely helpful.

I am sorry if i didnt type this properly I am really not in a state to take care of grammar and formatting.

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My ex started talking to me again after not talking to me for a long time. He had his own issues to work out.

We've been talking on and off this past month. Conversations were kind of scattered because we both have our busy schedules. Anyway, I ask him if he wants to see Wonder Woman with me next month since my sister has school stuff that she's busy with. I tell him, "I want to see it with my Steve Trevor." Just an offhand remark you know. Just something really cutesy. He then has to get serious and says, "If I was your Steve Trevor, I would be treating you so much better. You deserve someone who treats you like Steve treats Diana. I'm not going to be anyone's Steve Trevor for a long time"

I just laugh it off because I don't want to cause any problems or be annoying. But I don't get it...he admits to not treating me right and he admits to being kind of shitty towards me. So why doesn't he try to treat me better? Why can't he treat me the way he knows I should be treated?

I'm not going to initiate a conversation with him. And next time he asks for pictures of wants to sext or whatever, I'll just tell him that privilege is only reserved for Steve Trevor dudes.

This hurts because I thought he was going to be better this time. I guess I was wrong.