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I´m a guy and asexual, but I´m in love with a girl, not sexualy atraccted, but I feel something for her just in another way. The problem is that she sees me as a good friend, and also she thinks that I cannot feel something for someone in that way. What should I do?
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>>18274168
Move on, because you aren't compatible.
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>>18274168
>asexual
Shut up.
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Be a cuckold faggot I guess.
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Taking care of sick pup help 2017-04-30 10:46:14 Post No.18274154
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Taking care of sick pup help
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So my puppy has parvo because my dumb ass has been putting off her vaccinations due to schedule conflicts. Just my luck that it was on the week I was finally going to take her. Vet gave me two shots of penicillin, two of cerenia to reduce vomiting, and this electrolyte substance to keep her hydrated since I can only afford to treat her at home.
This is the second day after the vet visit so I'm out of the medicine at this point. Her symptoms were apparent late Thursday though, so this should be her fourth day. What are the odds that she'll be all better by tomorrow? She just looks tired and has no appetite as of right now. I don't know what to do if she's still sick tomorrow. I still have about 1.5 quarts of the electrolyte solution left but the lack of medicine is going to make things more difficult and I don't think I can afford another round at the moment. How long should the virus last in her body at the very most?
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Parvo kills dogs never heard of one surviving parvo. When you get a puppy your not meant to walk them outside for a year untill theyve had all there shots.
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>>18274169
Don't listen to this guy, some can survive however they are usually adults and the virus is harder on the younger or older dogs. Try feeding her plain rice cereal made for babies, you may have to feed it to her. I believe the main cause of death is dehydration and lack of nutrients. I've heard rice cereal really helps. Hell I've even heard of people feeding their dogs pipe tobacco cause it's supposed to fix them. I wouldn't trust that one though. Try calling a local feed/ranch store and asking if they have any info on home remedies that can assist the medicine or whatever. I know my local store mentioned the rice cereal, but I got this information about 4 years ago
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>>18274544
Also if your dog dies PLEASE don't get another right away. The virus can live on your property for about a year, even with a thorough bleach cleaning
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Hey /adv/. Here's the situation.
I'm 18, halfway to 19.
>inb4 "fuck off underage b8"
I lurked this site from age 13-15 and have been posting here since age 15. At least I'm honest about it, that's more than other underage fags can say.
I'm wrapping up my senior year of high school and preparing to enter the adult world. Trouble is, I have literally zero idea what I'm going to do after high school. I have no tertiary education lined up and can barely hold down a single, shitty minimum wage job. I know for a fact I will end up a NEET.
But I really cannot stomach the idea of living as a NEET. I just can't. So I created my own plan for after college. I plan to ditch this shitty town I've spent years in and run. I want to start a new life far fucking away from here.
I'm just going to gather up my belongings, take what pitiful amount of money I have (in cash), create an alias for myself, and run.
I'm planning to illegally immigrate to another English speaking country (US fag here) since my foreign language skills are absolute shit.
The only advice I really need here is from Éire fags, Brit fags, Aus fags, or experts on immigration on how to go about smuggling myself into another country and then some insight on what it is like in your/those nations. Sorry for having to plague your countries with another immigrant by the way, but I feel like this is something I have to do.
General life advice would help too on how to work my way up from an illegal vagrant to at least a migrant worker of some kind, maybe more. I'm not above panhandling and/or begging for food, shelter, etc. There is a distinction between that and being a NEET.
I have some skills/talents that could be of use as well. I'm fairly talented in music, an exceptional reader and writer (hoping to publish my work before I skip town), and I enjoy studying/learning about history.
Thanks for taking the time to read guys. Now help an anon out with some advice.
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Explain why you need to migrate illegally
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>>18274136
This is a fucking God awful plan. Just get a full time job somewhere in the US. You won't have to talk to anyone you don't want.
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>>18274136
Dude, if you do that you'll end up living in a shitty apartment with 10 to 15 muslim migrants, maybe a few slavs as well. Life for illegal immigrants in europe is horrid. You can try canada, but they'll deport your ass.
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>same age my parents were when they got married
>Never even had my first kiss
I think it's safe to assume that things will be bad forever, how do I find the strength to go on and try to at least finish my education and get a job?
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I dont know why I even bother starting a thread, I have never been in a relationship, I'm a pariah here
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>same age my parents were when they got married
>Never even had my first kiss
Contrary to popular belief, It isn't a race.
If you keep obsessing over this it will never happen.
Learn how to love life that is lived alone. Do whatever it is you need to do to feel comfortable in your own skin.
Focus on the things you love to do. Acquire hobbies.
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>>18274186
It's the most recent thing in my list of failures
>Adquire hobbies
What makes you think I don't already have them?
How is a hobby a replacement for unfufilled needs?
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So this just happened to me. This woman was messaging me for a while, let's just say I used to teach children and she's one of the moms I got to know. Eventually she flat out said she wanted to fuck, and this is where we are. I'm going over to her house tonight to do it, but I've never actually had sex. Any advice?
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She's literally given you a free pass to do whatever you want.
So, come up with some ideas. Execute them. Avoid "uhhh" moments where you're not sure what to do.
Not much else to say, just go for it.
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>>18274109
This is disgusting. Having a your first awkward sex being recorded so her husband can jerk off to being cucked. You're going to bust in about 30 seconds and they will most likely play the video over and over again laughing at you.
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Take some viagra and have fun aint nothing to lose
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So hello /adv/
Little info about myself
>be me
>have alcohol and drug problems
>go to a decent university
>meet girl with who I fall in love with
>I have always had a hard time attaching myself to people and I have never cared for anyone but her
>we hang around but nothing intimate
>a few weeks pass
>we still cool at the surface of things
>in reality I have actually been losing my love for her and I don't know why
Basically my greatest concern is that I will end up losing all my feelings and I don't want that since I have never been able to express them before. I'm 21, I've been into relationships (though it was all for sex) before but I am scared that this is what the future is going to be for me.please help idk
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>>18274105
>have alcohol and drug problems
That's awfully vague.
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>>18274118
What details would you like?
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>>18274129
What are you using?
Also, why do you think you have attachment problems?
And why do you think this girl sparked that feeling? How did it happen?
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A while ago I was with a girl. I am generally pretty insightful into the people's psyche, and I suspected her of being not necessarily unfaithful, but of liking somebody else. All friends said it can't be true, that she's not "like that". Her sister said she'll never talk to her if she did that to me. I didn't wanna believe it, but we broke off. She told me it was because of this and that, but I always knew it was about that other guy.
Never wanted to believe it.
Today it's been confirmed it was true all along.
How do I, basically, not go on a murder spree? I'm drunk and smoked to all shit.
She lied all, me, lied me to my very face. In my face she told she can't be in a relationship because this and that. And now this?
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It's only getting worse. I fear of doing something bad tonight.
It started with being angry and now I'm thinking of what a pointless life I have. I'm so sad and all I can think is what a happy person I've always been and how much I've been mocked and taken for granted all my life for everyone. Where did it all go wrong?
If I put a long knife through my heart, is it instant death?
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>>18274050
just let out all that jealous rage bro. Just murder some bitches. That will make things better for sure.
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if you think you should go on a murder spree just because someone isn't love with you, you probably need to reconsider your life and priorities... get a hobby and focus on improvement, do things for other people and don't tunnel vision onto one person. it happens to literally, LITERALLY everyone. people aren't perfectly faithful and most people don't even know what they want, let alone are in control of their feelings.
so sober up, you definitely won't find a good solution under any influence, and find something positive in your life that relies on no one else - after all, you only really have yourself.
and no, a knife will absolutely ensure a long and painful death, which is a waste of a life that someone else may fall in love with, anyway.
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I can't take the ridicule and people's false perceptions of me anymore. Since I can't change their opinion of me, and people keep implying that I am a burden on society, I've decided to rid myself of the gene pool. I'm sure many of you will applaud this decision. Working on a suicide note, some last projects, etc., which will probably fall on deaf ears, but whatevs. I suppose what I'm asking of you guys is some help in discovering where exactly I went wrong or what I stand accused of, so I can make an attempt to clarify any misconception and partially-exonerate myself. I know I've fucked up many times but, somewhere along the line, shit got twisted around, blown out-of-proportion, and taken out-of-context. I am but a humble librarian with a drug problem and slew of mental health ailments who is trying to right various wrongs in vain. If there is no salvation, fear not, I will be gone soon. Until I finally bid thee adieu, however, please help a dying man gain some closure.
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>>18274015
We can do nothing to tell you what you did wrong without knowing who you are, what you've "done", etcetera.
Telling us you're gonna kill yourself for feeling like a failure is just us going "okay, and?" Because lots of people feel like they've failed at one point or another, and then go on living and find out what they thought was terrible was really kinda trivial in the long run.
You're probably young, so you're trying to run away from your problems instead of fixing them, and suicide is the quickest, easiest answer to make your temporary problems go away forever - but then you don't get to experience any more positives, or have any more joy in life, cause life is over. So... whatever, do what you want anon. Not like we could stop you.
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>>18274015
Why do you care about what people think? Do they pay your bills or assume control of your body, feeling what you feel, experiencing what you do or sharing your memories? Because if any of these is answered with a no, I don't think you really need to care that much. Dying won't give you closure. Living and changing will.
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It's fine. Someone will do their research and avenge me after I'm gone. Wish you fuckers could've been of greater assistance, but I've dug my own grave.
What are some tips for being a good kisser? I've started dating again after being in a long term relationship. However, I got so used to the way me and the bf kissed that I'm not sure how to do it with other people. Advice from both men and women is welcome
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>>18273989
bumping because I suck at kissing.
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>>18273989
kissing is mad wack, just bite the neck
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>>18274005
Move your lips. Kiss theirs. Sometimes, lick their lower lip a little with your tongue.
People kiss differently, there's no step-by-step instruction to give you on how to kiss. Why don't you just kiss your new person like you kissed your old boyfriend? I don't see how that would be a problem.
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Since 4chan is my only social life should I suck it up and buy the 4chan pass?
for people who pay for it how do you find it?
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>>18273984
What does it even do besides bypassing the 60 second limit?
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>>18274020
You get to post in the VIP board don't you? I personally don't see the point
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>>18274020
Well sometimes cafes/train station or aka "public places" have banned 4chan or people who posted under that wifi got them self banned so if you are there and posting under the same wifi, well you will post jack shit unless you have VIP pass.
Also buying VIP gets us closer to canceling shitty adds
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is economics a meme degree?
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it's basically a business degree. middle of the road tier.
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>>18273964
Well yes it is, it's like the easiest one to get
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>>18273973
OP: but isn't it really good for getting high paying banking jobs?
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Hey guys I am a bit of the trouble here.
So long story short I met a girl like 2 months ago and I love her like (not just in bed love) like actual thing.
Anyway we together play in 1 band and currently stay at some camp site.
So I know she knows that I like her a lot, so here is a twist she's just turned 18 and I am like almost 19, but then there this faggot who play Sax, he is like almost 17 and there is another Russian guy he is like ~26 and they bought trying to get her, like unironicly saying that she should go with them in bed so they can go deep inside them.
So how to I politely tell them to fuck off, with no like puchclubs and swearing, I don't want her to see me like that.
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>>18273960
i think the best way is to just tell them to leave her alone and to tell them to show some respect and maybe insult them a little, desu if youre going to act kind after something like this , idont know if you want her to see you like that either.
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>2 months
>I love her
HHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH
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>>18273991
don't be a dick and slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
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Is it wrong to have sex with someone who isn't a virgin? I love my current girlfriend but, she isn't a virgin and it makes me sick. Should I dump her and date another virgin instead?
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Uh, are you trolling? You should probably leave her now if it's that big of a deal to you, but good luck finding your virgin qt loli.
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>>18273971
My ex girl friend is a qt virgin loli, but I broke up with her because we fought a lot. It just seems immoral to have sex with some who's had sex, but I really love her and her first time she was drunk.
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>>18273950
It's up to you, I would leave her because it would bother me. But if you're fine with it , there's nothing inherently immoral about it.
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Should I file a complaint about my professor? 2017-04-30 08:57:08 Post No.18273831
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Should I file a complaint about my professor?
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I'm wondering right now if I should talk to the dean about my professor, but I'm scared she would do something to my grades.
Here's some context.
>Constantly late to class
>Doesn't lecture at all
>Spends the whole period rambling about the minutiae of her daily life
>Makes us watch YouTube videos of TV shows that are only very vaguely related to the topic and have VERY little educational value (she makes us watch episode after episode of this and it doesn't help us learn anything new)
>Sometimes we look at some case studies from the textbook and have to answer it in class
>When we do this, she doesn't offer any criticism to our answers at all and just tells us we did a great job and claps for us
>Then she just glosses over information over the project and one of my fellow classmates has to bombard her with questions just so she would give us information that should have been included when she assigned it to us
>Then she gave us a take home midterm with questions that we naturally don't know the answer to because she never discussed anything (which means we have to read all the chapters that should've been discussed in class)
It feels like she's just there because she has to be there to collect her paycheck and has no regard as to whether or not her students learn the course material and would make us do the reading ourselves just so she doesn't have to lecture and could just turn on the projector and make us watch shit of little substance.
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>>18273831
File the complaint after the class is over, safest option, and nothing's gonna change short term (and probably long term) anyway. You probably can reasonably assume that the complaint can be anonymous, but better not to take the chance, because she absolutely will take it out on your grade
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Get your whole class to file a complaint
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>>18273856
I probably will do that then. I just want a good grade, so I wouldn't wanna risk it. It's just infuriating being in her class.
>>18273884
Right now I feel only one other guy would care enough to file a complaint (the guy who asks all the questions about the project) because he's visibly displeased with the class and I see him roll his eyes a lot whenever the professor starts to ramble on.
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can a sex addict ever settle down for an asexual
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>>18273793
All things are possible through chemical castration
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>>18273793
why limit your self to the asexual?
you want lots of sex. he/she wants none. you two are the perfect match because you can have tons of sex with others knowing that it is purely carnal, but can come back to your asexual partner for long term love nad romance.
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>>18273814
i have ovaries though. maybe if i get on antidepressants.