I need advice and help.
I've been getting attacked with diluted hydrofluoric acid - being applied to my clothing and other items. I need help.. I need eyes on this!! Please!!
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you need help bro
>>18283305
That's what I'm asking for.
Got anything?
a psychiatrist
Is it true that the most effective way of getting an ex back is by not ever contacting them?
Is the law of attraction real? Is it true that ex's come back when they sense you are in the proper mindset, and can even sense if you look at their social media/think negatively about them?
Reality seems to become very strange every time I go through a breakup. I feel like I see signs like strange numerical patterns, songs, subjects, coincidences that all lead back to my ex in some way. It's like the universe is giving me signs.
Why do people always try to personalize the universe? Where does this shit come from?
>>18283244
Numerology, religion, sci-fi, near-death experiences, literally anything out of the ordinary.
>>18283240
Yup. If you whine, cry, call, and text, it will make her feel like shit and guilty. No one wants to be around someone who makes them feel like that. If you cease all communications and let her contact you, and then make her feel good about herself (meaning: don't talk about how depressed you are), she'll want to be with you more. People like to be around those who make them feel good.
Once in a while I end up having a vague feeling of time having "stretched". I feel as if MONTHS if not years have passed since Friday. I still have a relatively clear recollection of the events of last week, but it seems to me like they happened years ago and I don't remember much between then and now. I've been feeling this way since yesterday morning.
Is something wrong with my brain? Anyone else ever feel the same thing?
>>18283170
Do you take drugs?
>>18283170
Sounds like an enemy stand
<-- To Be Continued
>>18283620
No. I don't drink alcohol either except with meals sometimes.
Hey Im m/25. I'm in the process of self learning and Ive come to realize my a bit eccentric personality makes many people, who don't know me, see me as mentally handicapped. There's not much I can do. I'm just like that. Also my personal appearance(not style. mainly my eyes) make me look a bit odd. What can I do to immediately make sure when meeting someone the first time that I'm not handicapped? I don't care about random strangers. Just new acquaintances. I wish I was high energy and witty, but I admit I am not. Maybe I can become more witty, if I keep having social interactions...
I guess many others here might have the same problem. It pains me all oddities are looked down upon... Thanks for reading.
Well, you better have someone who already knows you with you then.
Wear a name tag and a helmet. It'll work, promise.
>>18283149
lol fuck my life...
It sometimes feels like a nightmare. I always think I look like how I feel inside, but no... People get the image I'm not the brightest. I used to get this as a kid: "You're not as dumb as you look." Is there any way I can nullify this by saying upfront something clever when I meet new people?
within the past couple weeks i've had a sudden decrease in orgasm intensity and ejaculation strength, what was once a proud spurt is a sad dribble. I am 25 years old and masturbate once every few days. Any clues as to what is causing this?
>>18283041
Female but with the same problem, except my orgasms have been weak for years
What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
>>18283052
2 weeks, why
this is related to a shit ton of factors, ranging from diet to medication to hormonal balance and so on... If I'm stressed or sad my orgasms don't feel nearly as satisfying as if I'm excited/happy in my daily life
It's always me that has to say good bye? I have had to let go of so much. When will I get a chance to hang on?
Parents died, had to say good bye that night.
The only woman I have loved didn't even acknowledge my feelings. Had to let her go. I loved her, she didn't love me. She ignores me now.
Tornado ripped through my home. Had to say good bye to where I lived. Now I live alone in some studio apartment.
When will I get to hang on instead of having to say good bye? I am sick of good byes.
The best advice I've heard is to hold on to everything in this world with a loose grip. Only God and the things of God are eternal.
>>18283131
I... how can anyone follow this? The advice seems accurate but how can anyone follow it?
>>18283131
God isn't real faggot.
I think i might have herpes. I wore a condom but its been 4 days and i see some very small bumps on the head of my penis - dont know if theyve always been there and never noticed til i looked, are from my hpv, or dont matter. Probably going to see a doctor in a few days if it gets worse.
Anybody here have herpes? Whats it like? Howdid it affect your life? Is it as terrible and horrifying and ostracizing as people make it out to be?
>>18283030
Most penis glans have small, red bumps around the rim of the glans by default. Honestly, just go get tested.
>>18283030
If they itch then maybe herpes. If not, maybe HPV or something else. Both can be transmitted with condoms, although condoms really help. I have HSV1 (oral) but gave it to a girls genitals when I didn't even have any symptoms. It could also be the case that I have HSV2 but never show symptoms. Its always a good idea to get tested, but with herpes, unless you ask, they won't differentiate between hsv1 or 2 or even chicken pox. The test to differentiate the two is also expensive and hsv1 and hpv are so common doctors won't test for it unless asked. Also, for one of the tests for hsv, doctor may wait until you have an open sore. If you do have genital herpes it's not the end of the world. There are antivirals and stuff that prevent outbreaks and HSV2 supposedly has less frequent and severe outbreaks.
>>18283191
>Both can be transmitted with condoms, although condoms really help.
Why is this? Do we need full body condoms now?
I met a girl in a city while visiting another country, she lives in another city. Now I'm planning to travel and go meet her where she lives. I don't know if she even wants me there. I'm spending hundreds to go to place I never really wanted to visit just just to maybe see her... am I wasting my time? I told her I was thinking about going and she's not saying "i don't want to hang out with you" but deep down I don't think this is worth it...
Unless you already talked to her about being there, this has failure written all over it
That's called stalking
>>18283000
>>18283018
I did tell her im going and she said we'd meet up for dinner or beer. Im just unsure thats all.
Whats the opposite of "purchase history"? I would say "sales history" as "sale history" sounds weird to me. Sorry, I know it's not urgent, just english is not my first language...
>>18282991
Purchase means you have bought something.
So purchase history is a catalogue of things you have bought.
Sales are things you have sold.
Salea history is a catalogue of the things you have sold.
>>18283010
isn't "purchase" singular tho? that's why I thought about "sale" but it sounds so wrong.
>>18282991
A purchase is when you buy something.
A sale is when someone buys something from you.
Cheers, anon, and don't give up. English is a very complex and beautiful language.
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>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
Someone pls be gf
I am capable of loving someone else
I promise I'm worth something
I'm so alone
;_;
Why are you women such fake bitches? Make-up, heels, push-up bras, all to make you look better than you actually look. A mediocre 4 or 5 can become a solid 7 with make-up, but then you only expect to hook up with men 8 and above. Why not go natural and get men that are actually on your league?
Are there girls out there that like guys with guts? I'm not super handsome or anything, but I look pretty good. I do a lot of lifting at work and lots of running so I have some muscle, not body builder level or anything, only thing is I have some belly pudge going on that shows in whatever I wear. I've met a few girls on tinder that said they didn't mind I was chubbier than most men. But Its only once in a while I even get a match on Tinder.
>Have lost a shit load of weight
>got new haircut
>acne is gone
>have been told by cute girls I'm charming and funny etc
>still no fucking gf
I just don't get it. I've just been going through all these dating websites, I talk to shit loads of girls, they either stop replying, or we just kind of come to an agreement we're not compatible. Should I just go to girls in public and use stupid pick up lines? Maybe that'll work.
>>18282954
Don't be a cliche, find yourself a USP. Shitpost if you must, at least you'll stand out from the crowd. Also, teach yourself to not feel so crushed when you get rejected, women will tend to know if you're that kind of pathetic before even considering rejcting you. It's all in the tone of voice. (online)
>>18282962
I've gone through 30 girls in a month, I'm not crushed, I just don't know what's up.
I usually use the weight loss as my special quality, seeing as girls are like "OMG YOU LOOK SO GOOD!"
>>18282966
Ok, then talk about them. Of course everybody loves talking about themselves, just keep that in mind after you proving your perserverence with the weight loss stuff...still, don't be all serious and uptight.
I'm not "in love" with my GF.
We have been together for two years. I care about her and I enjoy the time we have, but I have never felt that spark with her. She is basically asexual which is causing more of a strain on me, because maybe fucking would help.
She is literally my only friend in this town, if I broke up with her I would have absolutely no one.
How do I proceed with this? Am I wasting both of our time or is it okay to settle for "good enough"?
>>18282943
Are you happy in the relationship? Do you have any obligations towards each other (live together, kids, etc)? Do you see yourself doing this for the rest of your life?
In general, if you're not feeling particularly strongly for her, it won't get better. I'd advise to break up, and it might even force you to make more friends and find someone you feel more strongly for.
>>18282943
>no sex
All boys need sex to function. Without it you will get thoughts like
>why am i even bothering with her when she cant even spread her leg for me?
>is she even attracted to me?
>this female from my work looks good. Maybe my gf wont ever know.
Also look here
>>18282597
some girls just dont enjoy sex at all.
>have absolutely no one
Staying in relationship because you are afraid of being alone is retarded and also
>sunken cost fallacy
Tldr ask her what sex means to her, tead the thread about asexual female, break up and find better girl.
>>18282943
As the op of the thread linked by >>18282984 I would honestly say don't let it keep going. She probably feels like shit when she turns you down for sex, like me. You both will be happier in the end. I am ending it with my bf of almost 4 years tonight because I want him to be happy. He's gonna find someone who will ride his dick 24/7 and show him true love and I will enjoy sweet solitude and my figurine collection.
Find a better girl, op.
I admit it Anons, I've been a lazy bastard to myself and left my work to quite late. Late that my exams start in four weeks.
My current grades are:
Maths D
Biology E
Physics U
What my University offer needs is three B's or at least a BBC.
My knowledge of my course is pretty shady. I've done minimal notetaking by literally copying from the textbooks or the odd mindmap. With maths I've just done practice papers. I've started doing papers for Physics and Biology too.
How recoverable is this guys?
What revision tips do you have?
hehehe BBC hehehe
>>18282927
I know, whenever I look at the forms from the uni I have a good chuckle
Same boat more or less. It sucks being lazy and wanting to succeed at the same time.
This morning I didn't help an old man with his luggage as he was going upstairs with it. I sat there and watched him for 2 seconds. He didn't ask me to help him, he just asked me a place to sit and I gave it to him.
Then I talked with a friend again. I feel so shit and I'm such a horrible person /adv/. I don't want to be like that forever
>>18282908
Happens to me too :(
When I see old people with luggage, people that could do with help crossing the street, people who drop things, foreigners looking lost.
I can help, and I know I should.
But I fucking don't. And I walk the rest of the way thinking about what a horrible person I am, and how I don't deserve to live.
you'll shape up naturally once you experience your parents aging
literally who cares
Hey guys, gf of 2 years broke up with me out of the blue for no good reason and without giving me any recourse. She just came over said she was breaking up and left.
She was my best friend. We hung out all the time, we talked every day. then suddenly now she won't respond to texts, and has apparently cut me completely out of her life and threw me away like trash
wtf? what can I do? I'm devastated. This isn't just some girl I've been dating a month, we've been together 2 years, building a life together, talking about moving in and getting married, then boom.
>>18282851
It's over anon. 2 years is fucking nothing! Stand up and be single again. If she just bails then leave her alone with that choice. You'll realize in a few years what was wrong. Right now, don't try to get her back and live your life...
awful
How about you confront her in person?
>>18282861
>awful
>How about you confront her in person?
Bad advice! OP's gf found a new guy who makes her more happy. That's it.