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Oh, forgot to mention that I'm a dude. That's why it's so bad.

That can only be bait...

>>18283957
>Oh, forgot to mention that I'm a dude.

No shit

>>18283937
I kind of have the same problem. It takes a little effort for me to keep good posture, and that effort makes it tough for me to focus on my breathing. Haven't quite figured out a solution but here's a video about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=941wJzj4C5Y

>>18283960
Meh, not quite keen on using a chair when I blew $50 on a zafu. Thanks for the suggestion though.

Honestly, I feel I might be doing it totally wrong. Normally I tilt my pelvis forward to the extent that it's upright, but it doesn't lock into place, and logically falls into a slouch as the meditation progresses. The alternative I've found is to meditate with your pelvis forward enough so that it sort of locks into place and there's not any momentum bringing you down. It's tricky because it feels as if you're hunching your back when you do this, and it's hard to maintain it. I'll give it a try next time at least.

>>18283976
Stick your gut out and lean forward more than you think you need to. also make sure your knees are planted on the ground, else you need to go back to hatha yoga.

I hope you're not buying it, because given her background I'm mostly sure she is claiming rape to avoid admitting that she cheatef again

Did she file a pollice report?

>>18283958
Yeah she's in the hospital. A female cop is in her room, she took a picture to show me...Detectives are on the case and went to the bar.

She was with her friend too.

The bar is a nice place I know of and the las place I would think anything like that would happen.

But I don't know what to think. It's wrong but I feel like she put herself in that situation on purpose. I don't want to believe that though.

>>18283968
She took a picture of the cop? Or herself?

>>18283932
You're an idiot.

If he knows, like if you get that vibe that he knows then either a) ditch the canoe or b) get a storage space c) terrorize the family (like a fake invasion or something) so they can forget about the canoe or d) lie through your teeth that you went on a trip and got a canoe essentially faking it til you make it

>>18283946
Thank you really

>>18283959
I have a story that I'm telling my parents. Basically that my buddy and I got it from one of the older brothers in my fraternity because he's graduating and doesn't want to bring it back home. So if we picked it up we could have it.
I'm literally bringing it back home (where I grew up) early as fuck tomorrow morning almost 2 hours away.
I just didn't know if just seeing a canoe in our basement (he never comes over) and knowing that one was reported missing could be substantial evidence that it was the stolen canoe.

F=MA

>>18283867
I've tried he says "they are just bullshit numbers with no meaning." fuckin hell

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>>18283863
If he can so easily believe something so stupid and dismiss any proof otherwise what could you possibly do to change his mind?

Let him suffer from his own stupidity. You suffer only as long as you choose to care.

It's all fine. Freezing meat makes it so microbes can't develop. There are guidelines to last before dates for meat but those are based in quality, not food safety. Frozen meat is always fine to be eaten, it just tastes weird.
You're fine.

T. Veterinary plus work with food safety

>>18283905
dude you have no idea how relieving your comment is, thank you, but it wasn't in the freezer.

>>18283935

Not in the freezer...very different story.

You probably have a stomach bug. You won't die, you'll just be mighty sick.

Your dog is allergic to something. Most likely food or something in your house.

Think of things youve changed recently around the time he developed the ear issue.

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Mites. That brown stuff is a mixture of dirt and their shit. Pic related, a dog with a less severe case than yours.

God this poor dog's ears are filthy. Floppy ears must be cleaned.

Take it to the vet to get the appropriate medication, over the counter ear mite stuff doesn't work.

>>18283874
Seconding this. It's probably mites. You need medicated drops.

>>18283825
>No one leaves that kind of girl on a market for very long
Yea, but she might be between guys
Her current guy might be pissing her off
She might be a lesbian who is into a bit of dick on the side.
You lose 100% of the chances you never take

>>18283825
>I want to pursue women without feeling weird.

Then don't pursue. Hang out, talk, share, and have fun with people. Some of them will be women. Something might happen then.

That's why you feel weird, because what you plan to do IS weird.

You just do it. There's no secret technique; it is really that simple. Note that I said simple, not easy.

You'll mostly get rejected but that's the nature of it. Sometimes it helps to remember that they aren't rejecting YOU, the person. How could they? They just met you. There are a million reasons to say no that have absolutely nothing to do with you.

So, you dust yourself off and try again the next time. As you practice the rejections will bother you less and less until eventually you'll find that you have become just as "used to" approaching people as you are now passively observing.

You just do it.

>>18283795
Talk to the dean.

>>18283799
Yeah, pretty much this. It'll help if you get a few students from the class to come with you as well so that you don't look like somebody whos just bitching about their grade.

>>18283795

Don't ask for a better grade. That way you seem greedy.Instead, say you feel the exam was not right for the way the class was conducted (either the exam was to hard or the class was to light).

Maybe you'll get a better grade, maybe you won't. But saying "I deserve a better grade" wouldn't get you very far in my college.

Don't think you're supposed to meditate for that long. There is empirical research out there on meditation, most if it positive.

>>18283747
Yes. You will become even more boring person than you are at the moment.

>>18283753
>Don't think you're supposed to meditate for that long.
Why not? Shouldn't meditating longer make me awesome faster?

>>18283714

That's not flirting. That's just talking. You'll know flirting when you get there. Move on from this girl, at least for a while. Meet new people.

>>18283727
I´m too shy, To me is just hard to go someone and said "Wanna date?", I just feel more comfortable asking for go our when I´ve spoken with that person before and I have some common taste.

>>18283741

"Meet new people" is not the same as "ask random people out". It means "hang out with new people". Once you find a girl that likes you, you'll see how it works.

Even if this one does, it's clear you two can't make it work yet. Either she is as shy as you, or she doens't care. So meet someone that clicks better with you. Meet people until you find her.

In terms of what, dipshit

Academically, I thought college (Yale) was easier than my private school. Getting laid was pretty easy, but I had already fucked multiple girls back in high school.

>>18283713

Does what get better? Having a GF is not such a big deal.

But to answer your question: They don't hand you a girl when you make it to college. You get to grow up, maybe move away from your parents or at least begin thinking seriously about your future. So yeah you get a chance to grow up and stop being the kid you were. But it's up to you, man.

I had a few sexual experiences in high school and I realized I'd rather focus on school in college and just use my hand.

Honestly OP, sex is great but a relationship is a lot of work especially if you're going to use your early 20's to your advantage and get a good fucking degree.

>>18283707

You afraid of that happening to you?

>>18283707
They're waiting to harvest your personality Anon.

>>18283707
You should really take 80 minutes out of your day to watch Ingmar Bergman's Persona

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>tfw no replies

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>>18283685
>inspection
Stop being retarded. All you have to do is to clear way to your electrometer and fuses. The dude will look inside, see your fat mom inside, turn it on, wait for a while if it will catch on fire and put new seal on it.

Just call them and describe situation. It wont be problem at all if you have money to pay the bills. The company couldnt care less if your house will burn down. Everything past the electric clock is YOUR responsibility, not yours.

How does one go about purchasing a hoarded house. Where did you find one?

This is probably more of a question for the folks over at /fit/

>>18283680
Why do you need to lose it fast?

Make small permanent changes to your life instead of losing weight fast with some diet and then getting fat again.

>>18283692
Need to impress someone/personal challenge