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No men are capable of true love towards women. They are all geared towards emotionless sex. Men aren't capable of deep commitment. They just want to use women for a few years and then move on to fresh meat. There is no point in having sex with anyone, it will just backfire and hurt you in the end. Its all one big con.

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I'm in a LDR, only lost my virginity recently so I'm inexperienced. I want to get better at pleasuring my bf, specifically with deepthroating. Gag reflex isn't much of an issue, but more breathing and half choking on my own saliva. Does anyone have some expert tips? Obviously I can practice when I see him again, but would it work to practice at home with objects or something? Other tips to make blowjobs in general magical for him are welcome too.

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How to win over a girl who lives in Korea and has a boyfriend?

Found her instagram/fb back in December and I have checked her instagram every day since. Started learning Korean in Jan. so I could talk to her, studying everyday.

some pretext: I'm not a loser by anymeans
>decentish shape, can deadlift 250lb, squat 250, bench 160
>make 60k/yr, but in 2 or 3 yrs I get my P.Eng, could be making 90k/yr.
>decent fashion sense
>5'10" (not bad)
>8" dick
>decently attractive face (maybe 7 or 8/10)
So I dont feel like I have nothing to offer her.

Her boyfriend is
>skinnyfat (double chin and beer belly but skinny arms and legs)
> not so great looking
>5'7"
>korean so I assume smallish dick
>not doing well in University
>plays a lot of video games, especially overwatch.

But honestly as far as I can tell... he is a good boyfriend. He changed his profile picture to a picture of her, he buys her roses and gifts all the time, he taught her to drive etc. and he genuinely seems to care.

So I'd basically be asking her to give up a nice boyfriend for some jerk that lives on the other side of the planet. Obviously my odds are slim.

Ideally I'd like for them to break up and then swoop in, but I could wait for years with no return. But I can't think of a way to break them up either, at least not a risk free way.

So that's where I'm at. Anyone got any advice? besides "give up and move on" that's the obvious and useless advice

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Been with my g/f for about a year now. Me, 29, she 28. I have good sex with her regularly, things are going well...or so I think. We talk dirty quite a bit, we blab alot during sex. I like her. I think she might be some kind of marriage material.

Well last time during sex she blabbed to me that basically she would like to be fucked by another man and I would watch her. She mentioned in particular that this man should be Black.

Afterwards she kind of backed up a bit, got embarrassed and told me that she was thinking about it for awhile, and that vanilla sex was OK but she wants to try something more. She assured me that its not my performance or size, its just the fact that she wants to explore something more. I'm not exactly sure about her sexual history (I dont want to know about that stuff) but I know she's experienced.

I'm not sure what to make of this. I am aware of the interracial cuckoldry meme, but I'm stunned that it...would hit so close to home, so to speak. I don't know what to make of it. Kind of stunned. I moved down here to Florida last year so maybe the interracial thing is a southern thing?

Please redpill me on cuckoldry and hotwifing. What's the deal? Can these relationships really last? Is my relationship done for? It also seems to be really popular, theres tons of homemade porn and alot of people seem to be on reddit. On the one hand I kind of see the appeal in it in some kind of guys, it could be kind of hot...kind of? I'm concerned about the sexual bond and the fact that other men can break it.

I just don't know.

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I was bullied a lot as a kid. I had suicidal ideations/fantasy's in the fifth grade, I remember wanting to kill myself at school so everyone who fucked with me would feel terrible and suffer their entire lives. I thought this was normal, that everyone gets bullied like this. I had dark thoughts.

FF to high school, I got high for the first time and just fell in love with weed. I loved everything about it, all my issues, all the bad memories, all my depression, anger, anxiety, everything was gone when I would get high. Obviously, you can see where this is going. I became a pretty heavy user for years after, but the dark thoughts still lingered. Ironically, I was always a pretty good student. I went to community college, did well, transferred to a state university to get my BA, and now I am gearing up for graduate school to get my PhD in psychology.

This past semester, I decided it was time to quit weed, and I began gradually smoking less and less. I noticed that when I was sober, I would get angry about the past, about my childhood, about people that made me feel so badly about myself.

I asked myself: why do I feel this way? What's wrong with me?

I took a few personal stories to 4chan, here in fact, and I got a lot of you guys shocked at some of the shit I got from not only my peers, but my own fucking family (relatives, not my mom/dad). It began to become obvious, most people don't get bullied like I did. A lot of shit I got fucked me up, and I coped with those bad memories with drugs. This realization brought me to tears, and I hate crying and rarely do, I hate feeling like a victim; it makes me feel weak. I could not help it though, and one night when I was up late studying, I just lost it and broke down.
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How do ugly people have sex? I mean not only hideous and deformed but even normally ugly who you wouldn't mind hang out with. Are they actually attracted to each other or do they just get drunk and force themselves to be with someone because they want to show that they too can have sex? I don't consider myself that pretty I would ever get naked in front of someone although I'm not extremely ugly if you consider just having friends and walking on the street.

I would never want to kiss, let alone have sex with an ugly man who has beer belly, balding head and face that is not my type. (I'm in good shape myself and work out). Although beauty-wise most men who are rated above 3 online, have the style I like and are not obese, look good for me.

So I'm wondering how do ugly people have sex? I have never met anyone who I like and who likes me. Do they usually force it because if I'm looking at a guy who is ugly for me, not only I don't want to do anything sexual with him, but the idea about it is absolutely repulsive.

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So if an American travels abroad the age of consent for them is 18 regardless of their home state's age because of sexual tourism laws and having crossed a federal border.


But what if someone comes from another country TO the united states?

Say if an international 17 year old visits New York where the age of consent is 17, is it legal to fuck them if you are a New York citizen?

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So, my ex who I dated for 6 years decides to manipulate, try to control me, gets my hopes up, and then fucks me over. I get mad. Say mean things over text from over 250 miles away. She files for harassment and a PFA. Court is siding with her. Police stole my brand new iPhone 7 and are "holding" it in evidence.
>Get new phone registered it across the country
>start getting unknown phone calls where the caller says nothing (many times over the past month)
>lawyer tells me if I answer the *unknown* calls and speak to the caller and it turns out to be her, I get fucked by the law.
This fucking cunt is ruining my life. It's one thing after the other. I can't fucking do this anymore. All I want to do is break things and bash her skull in. I've tried to seek hobbies and things to take my mind off of my inevitable rapage from the law, but nothing is helping. It just keeps coming back to me being miserable and taking my anger out on those trying to help me. No one understands my frustration or anger right now.
Nothing makes sense anymore....
What do I do?

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Sup advice, I think I got super powers.

Normally, i am very in-tuen and connected with hella people. I've tested it and I can focus and read someone's mind if I tried. The topic has to be extremely small scale like a number between 1-3. Always spot on. That's just an example there's a bunch of shit I gotta deal with I used to cry about it because it scared me. I'd feel people, it's crazy.

Anyway today I got a CT scan and I'm pretty sure I can zone into whoever I want and see some details about their life. It's pretty dope. I think it's the radiation, lightweight scared to keep doing it due to cancer or something.

If u had this what would u use it on? Also, think this is dangerous? Never told anybody before. Thoughts

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Note: I already went to two hospitals and they told me to fuck off, that it's not life threatening and that I should call my doctor. I set an appointment with my doctor but the queue is a week long so I have to make it until then.

Story:

Woke up at 4PM because my sleep is always fucked up. Went to the bathroom to piss, pulled my pants down and got ready. Strained a little to get the flow going and for a second or two I could FEEL myself pissing, but I didn't actually SEE a stream. Then, the piss burst out of my dickhole like someone was blocking the urethra for two seconds. The pressure seemed massive judging from the strength of that stream, small piss droplets managed to ricochet onto my thighs even. I could see small droplets of blood in that stream at first but the piss itself was yellow. I felt intense fear but I thought I have to get it out anyways, so I kept on pissing and the stream was still yellow-transparent.

After I finished I took some toilet paper, folded it up 3 or 4 layers and gently put that paper against my dickhead for 10 seconds. A clear circular patch of urine had soaked in, the red bloody part was just a small thin line that corresponded to the meatus. After that I started gently tapping my dickhead against the paper, and the patches of urine were light pink. Eventually the bleeding stopped, at least visibly (I was afraid the urethra is bleeding internally and all the blood pooling up inside me).

Drove to the hospital, they told me to get lost so I went back home and tried pissing again, this time in a measurement cup because I wanted to examine what it looks like. I was VERY CAREFUL with the 1-2 seconds of straining I usually do to start the flow and everything went smoothly, no blood at all, everything was fine. Then 2 hours later I pissed again, everything went fine and not a single hint of blood.

The bleeding has stopped, but does anyone have any idea what could have caused that episode? I don't want every morning to be a nightmare.

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Hi, guys, mechanical engineering student here, need advice on universities.
In a couple of months I'll be ready with the Bachelor degree and wondered if I could do a Master somewhere in Russia.
My case is not that strange, I live in a post-soviet country and I'm fluent in 4 languages, one of which is Russian (which is as good as my English and German). My biggest opportunity for a Master is something technical related in Germany, probably Industrial Management or something similar, but I don't want to live in Germany right now, somehow can't assimilate that multi-culturalism bullshit which is happening. Austria is also not a bad option, but I find it more difficult to find a job over there and in Switzerland - the place is more than expensive for me now.
So after collecting info from different places I started to think in another direction. I've been three times in Moscow already, made some friends and somehow like the atmosphere, the people I've met were more than friendly, so I guess I'll integrate pretty quickly. I've never met someone who actually went there as a foreigner in order to obtain a degree in something, so the university life is complete unknown for me.
I'm looking for advice from a Russian, who has been in central or western Europe, so he could share some kind of experience. Any advice will be appreciated!
Cheers!

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>be me
>severe knee injury 8 months ago so out of shape, ≈100KG 195CM
>went to buddys house last weekend
>videogames and joints
>lack of sleep
>ate some caramel edibles we made a while couple weeks ago
>been feeling insanely fetigued, constant headache and loss of apetite
>week before games and weed
>started a gym, went twice, regularly go to physiotherapy twize a week
>also helped my dad prep his sailboat 3 hrs 3 days
>today i have rashes all over, itching like never felt before
>been outside barefoot in grass
>thoughts?

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My gf sleeptalks every night and has ridiculous dreams. It is cute and all but lately it is starting to worry me. Two nights ago she sounded in despair and on the verge of crying, last night she kept repeating my name. Should i be worried and investigate further or is this just the result of a confused dream with no actual meaning?

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I have come to the realization all my neighbors are morons. What is the best legal way to destroy the livability of an area? Sound seems the most legally defensible. I'm thinking about renting or leasing my property to a industrial truck yard or just continuously making excuses to do construction while I fuck off for 6 months, or cash out all together with the warm feeling of knowing I've done worse to them than they've unprovocativedly done to me.

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I can't deal with this breakup I literally can't stop crying and shaking what do