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I'm a 26 year old girl and have never been in a relationship
In my head I fantasize about the kind of relationships teenagers and people in their early twenties have.
But now that I'm 26, what are relationships supposed to look like? What are you supposed to do with the guy? How are you supposed to feel?
I want to fantasize about the kind of relationships that are possible for me now, but I don't know what those look like.
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Really? You ask /adv/? Watch romcoms and get some cats like the rest of us you silly twat.
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>>18291023
>But now that I'm 26, what are relationships supposed to look like?
Having your own life, but sharing as much of yours with your partner.
What are you supposed to do with the guy?
Whatever you want. Hang out, watch tv/movies, go out, travel, sex.
How are you supposed to feel?
Like you want to be with the other person.
>I want to fantasize about the kind of relationships that are possible for me now, but I don't know what those look like.
Teens are idiots, as are people in their early 20s. You should want a relationship that a 26 yo will have, nothing more.
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nah
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How the fuck do I fuck? 2017-05-06 02:57:36 Post No.18291005
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I can't fuck in my house because in a lose and I don't make enough money I can't move out. And my girlfriend is the same and paying $100 every time I want to dump my load in her birthcontroled pussy is way too fucking expensive. Also my car is too small. Like a fucking Clown car. And I live in the middle of the desert and it's actually hard to find somewhere where you can just lay out a blanket and fuck in the middle of no where. Also camping costs like 100 dollars just for all the shit.
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>>18291005
Why don't you guys rent together? Get a one bedroom apartment, can't be more expensive than the 2 rooms you rent individually. Or rent a studio apartment. Fuck in all four corners of it. Yolo.
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>>18291005
what's wrong with driving out into the desert?
just get get sand in your bits/
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If you can't set up the logistics for sex you're in no place to be trying to be having a sexual relationship with anyone.
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To keep it short:
We've been dating for several weeks now.
During the first two weeks, we started touching bodies, like any normal people that don't want to have sex straight away would.
She said stuff like
>wow anon, you're the first to go exploring on my body
I gave zero fucks about that back then.
A week later she asked out of the blue
>anon, did you have sex before
I told her
>yea, a few times
Didn't think much of it either.
However, the next weeks she started saying shit like
>oh, you know, I invite a lot of male friends to my house, we have fun
And she was saying shit like that a lot, so I felt like she was baiting me into something.
But I'm a hustler, so I didn't give a fuck.
One time I gave zero fucks and went with my hand into her pants. I could barely fit in a finger, she was that tight. I started going in, but at the first finger knuckle she pushed my hand out and mumbled something about not wanting to see a gynecologist.
So this isn't a coincidence.
I just need to be sure - is she one upping me and trying to act like she knows all about sex, when she is just a tight, snarky virgin?
Also, she's A LOT younger than me, in some countries that would be jailbait.
And she likes to act like a cold bitch when texting, but when we meet in person, she becomes clingy as fuck, hugging me for long periods of time, telling me to hold her, and for some reason grabbing my dick.
Am I being played?
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>>18290996
it sounds like you both are made for each other.
we of /adv/ 'll be on hand to dish out advice in a couple of months when it all goes spectacularly tits up. see you then amigo!
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>>18290996
You seem like the person in that photo from the way you type
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>>18291088
Naw man, I'm a good christian boy, I don't like Nazis.
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Dead People Legal Advice 2017-05-06 02:39:17 Post No.18290965
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Long story short: so my great-Aunt dies 2 years ago and left a will saying all of her estate/finances were to go to my grandmother.
It has since come to light through the grapevine that my grandmother told my aunties who were caring for her when she died that she didn't want the money. She was worth over £80,000.00
Since my father and my aunties aren't talking and haven't been for years they took it upon themselves to split the money 3 ways between the three sisters.
The only reason my auntie had so much money was because she lived her entire life, until 83 years of age, RENT FREE in my fathers apartment. He did this for her because he's a nice fucking guy not for any monetary gain at the end but now he's found out what's happened he's heartbroken.
My nan/grandad are no longer in the right frame of mind to fix this. All I need to know is do we have the right to access my aunties Gibson cal statements? The three witches claim only £7000 was left and they were 'entitled to it because we cared for her'. Fair enough but the whole family knows she was worth a lot more than that.
Is there anything stopping us from seeing how much money she left?? Does anyone know the best way to do this??
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>>18290965
you aren't in her will so tough shit
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>>18290986
not necessarily. not a lawyer, but dishing out large sums of money doesn't (or shouldn't) go unnoticed by HMRC. there may be a way to challenge this legally. especially if your grandparents are non compos mentis. get proper advice.
also, let that be a salutary lesson to your father what awaits when your grandparents shuffle off this mortal coil - you can be guaranteed the 3 ugly aunts will be doing their level best to get their claws into the will and screw him over royally.
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You really fucking think that if you live rent free in a place you get to save £80 FUCKING million? Really? You dense mother fucker.
Let's say she's paying £500 for a room a month for 65 years (the amount of years she was 18+).
£500 * 12 months = £6.000
£6.000 * 65 years = £390.000
80.000.000 / 390.000 = 205.12
Your great-aunt would have had to live 205 TIMES all over to save all that money from rent. 205 times MORE FUCKING LIVES.
I bet your father was fucking heartbroken because of the evil deeds not because of losing 80 million.
There might be something to do but what you do is you pick up the phone and call citizen's advice and get their view and maybe then ask for advice from a solicitor not from us.
But to have the nerve to disrespect someone's hard work like that to say
>The only reason my auntie had so much money
>was because she lived her entire life, until 83 years of age, RENT FREE in my fathers apartment.
>THE ONLY REASON
This person possibly worked their fucking ass off and played it smart. Saved, invested, diversified and intensely took care of her wealth. And then this cunt comes with this shit.
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People not taking virgin males seriously? 2017-05-06 02:30:39 Post No.18290948
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People not taking virgin males seriously?
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I worry that people don't take virgin males seriously. I am in my mate 20s and I often worry that people just don't take me seriously because I am a virgin.
Like how could I ever be a leader of any sort if I can be discredited because lack of sex. The problem is more prominent when it's a older male virgin trying to leader slightly younger males. I have friends who are like 4 years younger and have had sex. The group listens to their stories and ideas but not mine.
I got ousted as a virgin without saying anything about it too. Apparently people just know when you are virgin based on what you DONT say or do.
For example I never remark about how hot a woman is. I never say "wow! I would fuck her" out loud.
How do I get people to take me more seriously?
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You sound very pretentious. I wouldn't take you seriously. Not because of your virginity, but because of your obnoxiousness.
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>>18290948
If someone doesn't take you seriously based solely on the fact that you hadn't had sex, this person is borderline retarded. The fact that you never say ''wow I would fuck her'' and you are not vocal about you sexuality shouldn't be a problem unless you are trying to impress complete imbeciles.
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Yeah, whine about it on chinese figurines image boards, that will make people respect your desert dick.
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Has anyone else used this book to improve their dating with women? How did it work out for you? What worked and what didn't work so well? Any success or horror stories?
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I just lost the game.
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>>18290947
Women are very predictable in many ways and unpredictable in others.
You have to be remotely good looking and funny/witty.
Having money helps and if you're good at seduction then you're in like sin.
Seduction is a art-form in itself. You can use it to get a girl or if you already have her, then you can use it to keep her.
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>>18290947
I read it as an applied study in anthropology, only later did I find out there was a culture of beta tards trying to alfalfa themselves with cheap BS. Tricks of momentary personality over character. Shallow tricks to cover the fraud of their character.
It's worth a read, but not as something to actually follow. 'Negging', for instance, is pure faggotry.
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So long story short. I have a girl that's down to do my any of my wishes. So what should I ask her to do?
BTW I'm a male
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>>18290946
tell you to grow up for starters.
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Tell her to make you a sandwich
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Tell her to get a degree and become a doctor. That will teach the dumb bitch, haha.
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going on a coffee date and its 40 degrees out. is a dress shirt under a hoodie a bad idea?
im a man
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bumping this up :(
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>>18290890
ditch the hoodie mate
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Sweater, no dress shirt
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my girlfriend got raped forced in prostitution 2017-05-06 01:51:55 Post No.18290876
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my girlfriend got raped forced in prostitution
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i have fallen in love with a girl and we have been dating for 3months now.She told me she hada very dark past and every time i asked her she gave me little bit of hint like she was raped.But one day she told me everything.She belong from good and rich family. She told me that she got caught by her parents about her ex one day so her father asked about details of her fb account. She gave him password but it was wrong everytime because her aunt's daughter changed it so her father beated her very bad before that he never touched her.My girlfriend aunt told her father she is adopting her and will take care. When aunt took my girlfriend to her house she forced her into prostitution nd made video doing sex with other man.She then showed that video to her parents. His father got angry and raped her for two months then he took her and droped to remote area where truck drivers raped her for two years and on regular basis. Then again her aunt came and took my girlfriend to her place saying she need couseling. She gave her ECT(Electric shock treatment).Then again forced her into prostitution her parents still don't know about that. She told me there were five customers who come in group burnt her ass and vagina with cigarettes every time.Truck drivers cut her boobs nipple. She escaped and took admission in a college where i met her. I once pulled rifle on a guy who abused her but now i realize she had gone through much dark places.Her parents have started to talk to her. This all happened for 4 years.All this pain she wrote her in diary. There is lot of pain that i have written here.I am planning to talk to her father. Pls help i am in deep depression because i picture every detail of her pain. I love her more than anything in this world
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>>18290876
>dating for 3months now
get out now
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why should i get out.. i love her very much its not about time its about how much i love her
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Diarys can be held accountable in the courtroom, should be enough to change her name and cut all ties with family or you can get into legality.
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Anyone finding a way to deal with loneliness?
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the only thing that helps me deal with loneliness is doing stuff with friends.
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>>18290881
Friends are always the best answer, just the hardest to attain
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>tfw loneliness has never bothered me
Wish I could help OP, just try occupy your mind? Learn something new.
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I need some basic legal advise.
I have had my rent in my Bank account since April 30th and my payment portal has said pic related. After May 4th I noticed the money wasn't deducted so I contacted my landlord and they said the wrong account information was submitted. I went and resubmitted the payment (it wont actually let you submit invalid account information) and my bank still has not been hit with a fee. My landlord has went unresponsive on the matter, threatening to charge me late fees if the payment doesn't process this time.
Their software isn't removing the payment from my account when the money is there, is it legal to charge late fees when a tenant has the money but the payment software they use isn't removing the money?
I'm in Denver.
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How about you call the bank?
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>>18290888
I did, they said that nothing from their company has been received or rejected and provided documentation.
I just risk being evicted if I (rightly) refuse to pay late fees for their form not working correctly. Whats worse is they're not responding to my emails and I'm potentially being billed while awaiting their reply.
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Go to your bank and get the money in cash, pay in cash and get a receipt.
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Should I quite masterbating to porn?
Also what is a healthy amount of masterbation?
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>>18290810
>Should I quite masterbating to porn?
Yep
>Also what is a healthy amount of masterbation?
As much as you want
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>>18290810
Quit porn, it actually fucks with your brain.
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>>18290810
Yeah man
If you have a gf/bf focus all your sexual energy on them
If you don't, the best I've found is to pick a qt and focus on them instead
You'll find that the masterbation feels a lot better if you pick someone to have any form of extended sexual experience with
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Help!
My uncle is in hospital, can't eat drink, shit properly. MISERABLE
Is it wise to give him Meditations by Aurelius?
I don't want him to kill himself
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Are you sure he is in a state where he gain anything by reading? It's freaking hard to concentrate when you are in heavy pain and haven't eaten properly in a while.
Maybe just be there for him, instead of using his hospitalization to push yourself as an intellectual.
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>>18290839
Not close to him, he has free time.
I remember playing video games with him once.
I don't want my uncle to kill himself, this isn't about being an intellectual.
He's super depressed.
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Why is sexting so prominent? 2017-05-06 12:28:32 Post No.18290764
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Why is sexting so prominent?
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I have always wondered about sexting and why people do it. Or take naked pictures or videos on their phone.
It honestly seems like the worst idea ever. Especially for women. What are you going to gain from snapping a pic of your mammary glands or your fucking snatch?
I am not judging, I just want to know what is the significance of sexting and why do people do it? It's so easy to share pics in full blast now. I can screen shot a snap chat and send to friends in like 45 seconds tops.
Just help me understand. Maybe there is a good reason.
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>>18290764
Feels good to be wanted? Don't judge me faggot, I'll cut you.
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>>18290764
People like feeling sexy and like being able to do things that turn their SOs (or crushes) on. There's not really a ton of mystery as to why people like doing it.
As to why people KEEP DOING IT even though it's clearly pretty risky, that's because most of the time - the vast majority - nothing goes wrong at all. Then, when it does go wrong, it goes WAY wrong. That's the absolute least effective kind of negative reinforcement. You'll notice people still speed even though everybody *hates* getting pulled over by the cops. It's because most of the time that doesn't happen.
If an action has a 50% chance of being fine and a 50% chance of incurring minor negative consequences, people won't do it.
If an action has a 99.9% chance of being fine and a .1% chance of incurring HORRIBLE consequences, people will do it, and then feel betrayed or aggrieved when it goes badly for them.
Stupid, but it's how people work.
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>>18290769
I must be a weirdo then because I would not take the sexting risk. To me, the risk is too great for almost nothing in return. Hell you may not even get a nude picture back!
Sexting just seems like a easy way to fuck up your life. You see all that revenge porn shit? They had to make laws for that. Personally I think they should have left it lawless because the punishment was just that people would see your nudes and your reputation would be fucked. Sounds like punishment enough to me. Why should the law step in and punish the person who released the photos?
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Hey /adv/ I'm having a very conflicting time and I want your guy's opinion.
>best friend lets call him Jeff likes his ex girlfriend we'll call her Jenny
>set Jeff up to have the best time to ask Jenny back out
>he fucking blew it, feel bad for him
>Jenny asks me to hang out the next day
>she takes a picture and posts it on facebook
>Jeff was stalking her shit
>he came to my house, whatever he's my best friend
>tries to fucking interrogate me on where I was
>he knows damn well where I was but I wasn't going to give him the satisfaction
>does several things to annoy me
>grabs my body spray and torches my hair
>I stand up and tell him to fuck off
>this fucking guy pulls out a knife on me
>I've never been in an actual fight but seeing he clearly didn't know how to use a knife I tackled the fucker
>Jeff turned the knife back into my arm a few times and bit me as hard has he could, didn't feel the bite though
>tell him I'd kill him if he didn't leave
>I miss Jeff to this day and I'm not angry just upset that he'd turn on me over a girl
>but Jenny and I still talk, almost everyday
>Jenny says she just wants to be friends but she always treats me like a boyfriend in little ways.
>she hates men, so I think fuck it I'll just wait it out
>I learned today why she hates guys
>she want's to actually hunt him down and beat him up with me
>tell her it's not worth it, but then she told me what he did
>I fucking despise this little fucking asshole named jeff
>this shithead of a friend basically raped her
>what should I do?
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>>18290741
Wow I never reached this deep layers of friendzone. Is it possible to abort at this point of deep layers of rock bottom will prohobit you from braking through?
Write down your memoirs so scholars in the future can study your case OP.
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>>18290741
Does she have proof of rape? Did you take photos of your injuries to prove he assaulted you? If you answered no to either or both of these questions then there isn't anything you can do.
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HIS NAME JEFF