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>>18294896

Go to a proffesional to treat your crippling lack of self esteem. This is way to big to fix here, you need someone walking this process with you.

Fuck a hooker and realize girls arent that special

>>18294909
this is the only truly useful advice you're gonna get. if your insecurity is affecting your work, you should definitely look into therapy

that show is shit regardless of who watches it

>>18294728
No.
That show is good but very nihilistic, not good for the developing mind of an 11 year old.

Too many influences like that at a young age can lead to chronic mental issues

>>18294747
Is nihilism intrinsically bad for youth?

Do the JLaw thing. It wasn't intended for her so it's none of her business and if she looked she's a rapist.

>>18294719
What do I say to her?

>>18294762
Say that she raped you.

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work."- Silent Bob

If you love her then don't get so hung up on it, she's with you now and that's all that matters.

Realize that we have all done things in our past because life is a constant flow of events that you aren't allowed to go back and edit.

Don't hate someone for living the life, hate yourself for being jealous of the times they had.

you lost your virginity at age 19
that's not "so late". it's the average age in the continental US

>>18294396
Where does she live?

I've always had a thing for older women.

>>18294396
>mom is 60 years old
That's the issue. I'm into older women but never go past 45.
So that leaves men around 50 who are single. Men who are single @ 50 are either weird or divorced, ie bitter. She may get lucky though, but she is fishing in a sea of shit currently. It's hard enough for women are age to find a non-scumbag, it's near impossible for your Mom.

>>18294435

She wants a serious relationship. No hit and runs, anon.

>>18294452
Thats what she says, but other women her age seem to get boyfriends no problem. I don't understand what shes doing wrong.

you should've asked her out for the weekend

>>18294235
I hate people like this . Thinks sound like they are going well for you so I wouldn't give up but I hate people that are like oh maybe some other time . If somebody really likes you , even just as a guy friend and not a girl , they will make time for you.

I'm just moreso concerned over her not getting back to me for now. I can think of nothing that would have caused her to lose interest.

>>18294188
Everytime you feel the urge just watch gay porn.

>>18294197
advice not accepted

>>18294188
Stick a post it note to your dick saying "dont wank me bro"
Should work 57.48% of the time

>>18294102
Advice: don't fuck up in school.

>>18294102
dont play vidya

>>18294127
This honestly. Like if you're in college, put the games somewhere it can be bothersome to get. Like I had my pc put in a box so that it would be a pain to set up (it's not that bad setting it up, but I'm so lazy that I'd rather do school work infront of me instead of going through the trouble just to play games.)

>>18293934
Also why do I lose interest in people I fuck? Happened several times, I slept with a girl I knew for some time and than every bond between us just dissapeared for me. Even we had nice times that night...

help

>>18293946

Biology. Its our nature to pump and dump. Society has changed, and continues to change rapidly over each generation. Biology remains firm over tens of thousands of years.

Unless the female is making every effort to prove her womb and potential offspring are worth your priceless protection/nuturing, your biology demands that you find another female and spread your genetics to them as well. Thats because pumping and dumping gives you the best probabilty of genetic success (ie your offspring survive long enough to spread the genes further). Its the most effective strategy for males. Only when a female with exceptional traits comes along are we designed to slow down/stop and begin protecting/nuturing them specifically rather than playing the genetic numbers game.

Embrace your humanity.

>>18293724
Sounds like an excellent idea.

If you point a gun at someone you had better be prepared to kill them with it - the guilt, the police investigation, litigation, medical bills, the works - because if you aren't prepared to do that then you're probably the one who is going to end up getting shot with your own gun.

Buy a baseball bat.

>>18293724

Have fun in jail if you kill that intruder (depending on country you live in and if you legally can own that fire arm)

>>18293724
Statistics show that people with guns are MORE likely to get killed by a burglar, because the burglar panics.

90% of break-ins are based on convenience - the burglar picks the house with the easiest locks or windows. Put better locks on everything and make them visible. Put a tin box on the side of the house so it looks like a burglar alarm. Put up motion-controlled lights outside.

Any one of those things is enough to discourage burglars because it is just easier to move on to the next house.

Did you laught at her, did you prank her

>>18293617
Yes, no.

...there's no going back.

She must commit seppuku.

>>18293569

Time is the only factor, my oneitis came from my first girlfriend after we broke up, even though we ended things I couldn't imagine being with anyone else. Now 8 months later I'm seeing a new girl and have massive butterflies being around her, even more so then I ever did with my ex.

>>18293569
I had oneities before. I just met another girl. Everytime I see my old girl, I just see flaws now. [spoiler]Now I have oneitis over the new girl.[/spoiler]

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>>18293569
Eat different fast food because she is.

>>18293427
nah shit's rads dude

>>18293427
No man that's fucking cool

But it's not an insect.

>>18293188
>My dad has been insulting me ever since I was small and it has started to affect my life.
Kill him.
>When I was small I could ignore it but as time went on the words dug into my head and now I always wonder whether I'm adequate(which is a good things, cos i'm cautious, but it prevents me from doing certain things)
Really. Kill him.
>I'm i university now, and even though I confronted him about the problem he just said I should stop being a pussy and man up.
He's right. Man up and kill him.
>Is it really my fault? Also, is it normal to feel this dull pain in your chest when someone insults you?
It's your fault 'cause you haven't killed him yet. The pain would go away too.

Your father doesn't really love you and his shitty parenting has permanently fucked you up. Stop depending on him for affection.

I had the same issue with my father until I was seventeen and beat the shit out him.

You should do the same. If he's stronger than you, get a baton or a baseball bat and go to town on his knees if you don't want to hit him in the head.

>Is it really my fault?

Ask yourself something. Would it be reasonable to blame your ship for the violent currents and the fluctuations of an ocean?

Let alone, could the answer as to why these things happen lies on the surface of the waters?

Men reflect the composition of their souls / nature.

>Also, is it normal to feel this dull pain in your chest when someone insults you?

For sure, perhaps everybody feels it, even the ''toughest'' men.

Group shots are bad, and your face is kind of unattractive. But you shouldn't give up hope.

>>18292815
>Am I too ugly

You put this first, so you already know the answer in your heart. Online dating isn't available to guys like us, you need to focus on real life.

>>18292815
There's nothing wrong with you, but you used really bad pictures for a dating site.