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>cute coworker very friendly and sometimes flirty
>in the same team, talk to her all the time about non work related stuff
>im in my early 20s shes 4 years older
>my position is a senior one and shes a junior
>never said anything about a bf
>added her on fb recently
>in a relationship for 6 years
>i want her
>what do
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>>18296523
The pain is real, and so is her bf.
To put simply, we can't always get what we want.
The way I see it is that you have three choices: tell her how you feel and take the risk of losing any sort of bond with her, being patient and become the embodiment of your image, or move on and find someone who you can potentially be with for 6 years.
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>>18296530
This. I was in a similar situation. I'm a supervisor over where I work. But I found one of the people I supervised on some days to be irresistible.
>We hit it off great and there was obviously some chemistry.
>Add on social media, she's got a boyfriend. >Nonetheless keep talking and beat around the bush sometimes.
>Finally just decide to go all in and tell her that I've had a huge thing for her since day one
>She feels the same
>1 day passes and she breaks up with boyfriend
>We begin dating almost immediately after
It was risky, but it's worth it to just let them know...
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buy a whore imagine its her
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>be college student
>accidentally miss jury duty because I didn't know I had an oncampus mailbox
What do?
Are there any solid excuses I can give so as to get out of a fee?
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>>18296511
say sorry and pretend to be a fool WORLD ACCEPT FOOLS NOT PRETENDERS
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>>18296511
In this case, the truth is a pretty solid excuse I'd say
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>>18296511
See
>>18296521
Sometimes, it doesn't hurt to tell the truth.
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A girl from Brazil said I got her pregnant. It possibly could be mine but whatever the situation she got pregnant deliberately for visa reasons out of there. I said I would take the child but I don't want her but that wasn't enough.
She knows my real name and I'm worried about her finding me online and causing trouble with my family and shit.
I was thinking of using a fake name for my professional career. What problems will this cause or will it raise suspicion among my family anyway.
Is it better to keep it harder to find me, or fuck it and hope the girl will leave me alone?
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Just let the bitch talk shit, noones gonna pay attention to a huemonkey over the internet
Worst she can do is act like an obsessed stalker/psychopath
Its your word over hers if she decides to contact relatives anyway
Are you SURE she is pregnant? From you?
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>>18296496
don't worry mate accept it and be a father to your kid stop hiding facts OK
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>>18296496
Well, you mature enough to put your dick into vagina.
Maybe you are also mature enough to accept responsibility, marry her and become another hard working citizen?
No? I guessed so much.
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How do I get my boyfriend to consider anal sex? He doesn't want to stick it in the backdoor because "gross". I've offered to clean up, but it's the very idea that bothers him.
I'm invested in this because PIV does nothing for me, and it's the only thing he wants to do. And then he has the gall to be offended that I only orgasm when I mastrubate.
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find another one
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He knows that your asshole is dirty as fuck. Leave him alone and don't ever suggest dirty shit like that again slut
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Tell him pussy is faggots.
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I can not tell the truth, what I think. How to change?
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up
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kill someone
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>>18296462
That does not make you cowardice. That makes you smart for the most part. If you are part of a society (America) in which honesty can get you in trouble, it is better to life.
If, however, you want to be honest for the sake of being honest. Well, I suggest you stop lying. If you are a compulsive liar, then you need to stop in your tracks, give yourself a reality check, and think before you...lie. I am on your side though, I hate lying. So, when I know I can't lie and I can't be honest, I be vague.
TL;DR: Replace lies for vagueness. You won't be a lying cunt, but a mysterious cunt.
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How do I stop being self conscious? 2017-05-08 06:45:01 Post No.18296387
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My dick is 7.5 inches, but I still feel like it's too small. What should I do?
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How tall are you? Last time you had sex with a female?
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Strap-ons can be worn by men too, you know.
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>>18296398
I'm 6 foot
still virgin
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Maybe someone could awake the depths of the unconscious. Capitalism plays Brutus to humility and love while incubating betrayal and vanity. How much despair scorches my soul. We feel the pain of an entire species in our heart. The growl of possession that instills fear and resentment among mankind and his fellow being. It clenches the spirit of a whole inside of its jagged teeth with the desire of masticating inherent universal affection. It is a d jinn consuming the life source of potential unity. Everything around us is a very good bad thing we found. Just because something is found does not make it eternally kept. The note of an angelic song, a resilient force, a divine feeling has been lost. The riptide of awareness is pulling us from what we wish to cling onto: The past. A new future is above the horizon where people see a sky in flames, but this is an illusion. Inside everyone is a gleaming fragment of unconditional love. The death of the old is but a seed planted for the Tree of Life. Uplift our roots from the soil of materialism and emancipate us from the chains of that unseen force tearing us asunder. Inoculate us from our infected Ego.
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taking pseudo intellectualism to new heights.
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>>18296438
why do you feel threatened by what he said?
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>want to introduce a dildo into the bedroom
>I have a fairly small penis (5x5)
>I'm the one who wants it but I'm also afraid she'll discover how much nicer bigger cocks are
>also worried she'll start wanting MMF threesomes or something
Is there any way?
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>>18296332
>5x5 isn't very small, especially girthwise
>she already knows everything she'll ever know about penises
>this is not the kind of thing that will make her want mmf threesomes
if you think bringing a dildo into the bedroom will make you more confident and enhance your sexual experiences with your partner, either get one now or go pick one out together. the only wrong answer is to stop yourself from exploring things you're curious about.
she might not even like it. you might not like it. but it's very unlikely to open some kind of relationship-killing pandora's box.
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>>18296332
Are you saying that your dick is 5 inches wide?
If so, is that normal?
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>>18296368
Thanks Anon.
>>18296374
Circumference.
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How do I get someone to understand depression? 2017-05-08 06:23:46 Post No.18296326
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I've been feeling extremely depressed again and I even have symptoms of depression. I haven't been able to digest my food well or sleep properly. I had this exact issue when I was 15. My head hurts and I feel like I'm moving in slow motion. I can't really get wet anymore and sex hurts a lot. It makes my boyfriend so mad at me and he is now accusing me of sleeping with other men. I try explaining to him how I'm feeling but he doesn't see eye to eye. It's caused him to fight and be stressful to me like fighting over petty stuff like what to eat for dinner or me playing video games with coworkers online. I try to tell him this is hurting me but he acts like he isn't doing anything wrong. Has anyone dealt with something like this? Even with a parent?
I plan on seeing a therapist soon.
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Stop being depressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZCZkekxxg
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>>18296341
Thanks I'll be sure to retweet this video !!
:D my third eye is open!
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>>18296353
sarcasm?
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Girlfriend of two years told me today that she wants to take a break from our relationship.
The worst part about it is that I'm losing my best friend, but aside from that, I can accept what she wants. One thing is that I was planning on getting her a giftbasket to be delivered by her family to surprise her. Her uncle who is unaware of our breakup is asking me if I want to give him the go ahead to buy and bring her the gifts and I'm torn on what to do.
I know we're not getting back together and there's no way I'd do it as some kind of desperate plea to get back together, but I almost want to follow through with my plans.
I'm thinking its just a force of habit that's causing it. What do you anons think?
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>>18296215
yeah i say don't get her the gift basket. it sets a bad precedent for yourself and you don't want to be the kind of guy who buys gift baskets for girls who just broke up with him.
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Yeah... you don't want to be that guy, just save it for when you get back together.
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>>18296399
kys cuck
>>18296215
nah don't you're probably just not over her yet but its a complete waste to be honest
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How do I respond to things? 2017-05-08 05:30:16 Post No.18296196
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How do I respond to things?
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A girl texted me and asked me out but I'm super fucking high on acid right now.
How do I respond to this? Like I can barely function as a human being, how the hell am I supposed manage a full conversation right now?
Pls help.
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Maybe wait until the high wears off genious
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>>18296214
I guess. But like how do I respond to her asking me out? I'm not going to do anything now, I need to figure what to say tomorrow.
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>>18296196
Just tell her yes, but that you are really too tired to talk.
Tell her that you'll call her tomorrow. Call her tomorrow. Be sober then.
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Tinder, or another service 2017-05-08 05:24:04 Post No.18296179
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Tinder, or another service
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I'm a 43 year old male, divorced for 10 years. I'm thinking to trying to find someone special. Any thoughts on Tinder? Is there another service that might be better?
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Success on tinder relies 99% on your looks, because that's the only information you get about the person there. It's generally more suited for young people who are looking for something less serious ( though not necessarily just hookups)
OKCupid allows for more focus on personality.
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>>18296179
From an oldfag to a youngfag, can you offer advice to someone with a broken heart?
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>>18296225
Start with sufficient time, and then start with being happy with yourself. During this time, I became a planner too.
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Do books like this help?
Anyone have any others that may be of interest?
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The content of 'The Game' isn't applicable longer. The book came out in 2005 and brought pick-up artistry into the mainstream. As a precaution to this feminists, bloggers and journalists detailed the content to its readers and advised women to read the book themselves to know what to look out for in order to not be manipulated.
PUA was always about that communication though, so in response they continued developing their methods.
Real Social Dynamics is at the forefront of this (RSD on youtube), they don't call it PUA any more its the 'seduction community' now and it has more about self-development than it has to do about learning lines or ways to be for women to like you.
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>>18296147
"How to win friends and influence people", and "the seven habits of highly effective people".
The latter is better for clarifying the difference between personality ethic and character ethic, of which HTWFaIP is one of the former.
There's little point in putting up a face if there's nothing behind it, in short. Even if knowing how to make a face has occasional use.
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How fucking boring and uninteresting of a person do you have to be to read one of these books?
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Is porn cheating? What about sexual online chats? 2017-05-08 04:51:11 Post No.18296104
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Is porn cheating? What about sexual online chats?
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What is your advice with regards to porn in a relationship?
My girlfriend doesn't mind that I'm into porn and we're certainly sexual. But given how technology has changed the way we communicate, how far does this concept go? What about with regards to roleplaying with random online people without even a username? How can one deal with guilt associated with such activities? What do you think about this? Is the fact that there's guilt involved and the lack of wanting to tell your significant other an answer to my question to begin with? What are your thoughts on this?
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>>18296104
Regular porn is just porn. I don't know how anyone sane can consider that cheating.
Chats with strangers online seems like a grey area depending on what's going on and I'd probably be inclined to consider that cheating. If you're being open about what you're doing and your significant other is chill with it, though, it's all good. Important thing is communication
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>>18296104
Porn is perfectly fine and not cheating.
Roleplaying with random online people is cheating.
Sexual activity that involves 1-on-1 interaction with another person makes it cheating for me.
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What about live cam shows?
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Yet another "damned millenial". 20 yr old suicidal mexican raised on the other side and became whitewashed...
Lol.. I've been asking people to get rid of me, literally, but nothing seems to work.
I don't fit in here. I never will... There is nothing I can do, but lie to people about what goes on in my life.
I am an attention whore who seeks validation the wrong way, when I am lucky I can get someone to pity me.
But how do I convince my parents that I need to save up money when we are in constant debt, and they want me to continue my studies with little we have.
I am probably the biggest burden I've ever known.
I cause debt. I weigh people down because of shitty I feel. I depend on people for everything, being good at only arguing for what I want as what I need, something I learned from the "me generation".
I can't consider myself a mexican anymore. I am so feeble minded that every lustful impulse my brain has it takes it too far and ends up being just sickening perversions that make me hate myself for thinking them.
Needless to say I believe I am too autistic to kill myself swiftly, and too ugly to get a girl, and an overall creep.
Lastly, why should even bother trying to be human if the only people who I thought I was "friends" with do not wish to care about me any longer.
They believe I am too far gone, and can't be helped.
Despite them only ever saying it in text and blocking me in every fucking social app I try to talk to them... Fucking hate this stupid generation... I hate myself even more for being such a bitch... But what can I do?
My only choices are: Be like a white man or die like a bitch.
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Hey anon. Don't worry about all that whitewashing shit. I'm a white boy and have some friends that are hardcore latinx and others who don't give a fuck about the identity stuff.
You are not at fault for being born, cut the self guilt bullshit.
Use your brown skin to get into a liberal college somewhere. Use the school for free mental health counseling.
Get an education and become semi-normie to get pussy and money.
Stop being a bitch.
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>>18296102
I rather die before succumbing to this deluded bullshit you call happiness by attaining "higher education".
The only good thing I'm good at is english.
No one needs more inglish teachers.