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>>18298093
Ask your teacher. Every school has one paid in order to answer these questions.

And remember even dumb nigger can make decent money and or have job he enjoys. The key is to find what you would like to do.

University is expensive, long and even clever people drop out all the time because they were lazy.

Think hard about what else you can do for living. Google online carrer test and try multiple of them to see what possibilities are.

>>18298151
No. It's uni or nothing.

>>18298195
That is retarded thinking. But sure, go to some shit uni, take huge student loans, waste your prime years trying to pass tests you hate and drop out later with no degree, debts and no job experience. Sounds like good advice to me.

>>18298071
What kind?

>>18298622
Mtn Dew Pitch Black.
I've never been able to find it at my regular spots.

>>18298071
wouldn't just calling stores around your time be faster?

it's all the same carbonated sugar poison shit anyway bro, pick up another drink.

>>18298066
>>End up hanging myself a few days later
Uhh.

>>18298125
I woke up two days later in the ICU

>have an open relationship
>not fucking anyone else

Shit op hang yourself right next time

Dude i could help you ask me something

have a good cry
then,

pull up your goddamn pants and man the fuck up, you know you screwed yourself and instead of making it right you're making a thread on 4chan asking for advice

take this time to reflect on how you failed and what you can do better in the future so you don't make the same dumb mistake for a third fucking time

>>18298123
My school is going bad with the failed exams, younger people do the same exam and succeed, my parents are going to kick me out of the house if they see that I failed. I will have nothing.

Nomore school, because I have to think about getting a house, and I have to redo it all over again it takes 3 years to do the same exam again..

What would you do jn this situation?

>>18298157
I already reflected, I know what I did wrong, But failing twice means no more exams, its over for me. The school only accepts 2 trys. I could spend another 3 years trying to do that exam again but that doesnt feel right at all, Ill be 27 doing an exam for students around the age of 18 - 21.....it hurts man, im not crying yet the pain is still comming

>>18298033
Been having this issue for a long time, both physical and mental. My best solution so far is distraction, like a game. But really that just delays the problem.

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This happens to me at night, generally after I smoke some weed and get all introspective. I begin dissecting shit I said throughout the day and panic over it even though I didn't care when it actually happened.

Once I became conscious of this, it was a matter of telling the panic to fuck off and reminding myself firmly that I didn't give a flying 747 fuck about it while sober during the day, so why kill my buzz now.

Since I started doing this, it's gotten much better. I can feel the panic waiting to pounce, but I don't let it. Sometimes it's not even there. I'm going to one day have be be consistently absent.

>>18298033
That picture is fucking cringe.

>>18298026

She will be near you,she won't cover herself with her arms, she won't move away when you get close.

>>18298035
I feel like most girls do that out politeness and social norms and what not. Thanks for the help anyway though

She will say "OH PEDRO, MI AMORE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE" and then you wake up and realize shy girls don't exist.

>>18298008
You being insecure about it is the only problem here. 5" is fine.

>>18298008

How old are you two? She probably doens't know what 6 inches are.

6 is above average you're cool dude

>>18297985
>Go to a shifty bar
>find slutty women
>fuck them without knowing their names

>paying for an expensive escort with someone else credit cared
Your favorite pornstar probably escorts
>Go go karting (because go karting is fun no matter what)
Also pls dont kill yourself

>>18297985
Take a big loan and travel somewhere and do everything you can think off. Party, pick a fight and do drugs for example. Some of those things might even kill you.

>>18297985
Smoke crack.

>>18297980
OP here... I want this ghetto. Black dick loving latina. She is supposedly a super slut. And all I can think about is banging her. I am a nerdy white guy by the way. What do?

>>18297990

Are you 15? Board is 18+.

Assuming you are an adult (ha!) the only thing you can do is accept that sometimes you don't have a shot with people. Just move on.

>>18298004
I am an adult. Way to old to be like this. But I find myself jerking to a mental image of her all the time

Would pope's dick fit in a donut?

>>18297918
Conscious for the approach of the great dissolution, the end of all hopes, or did you try a method that didn't let you appreciate what was imminent?

>>18297924
I personally think so but more research must be done

>>18297910

What's your problem?

The answer to your question is "no", by the way.

>>18297922
Liking people doesn't feel good and I want it to stop is the long and short of it.

>>18297927

Why doesn't it feel good? They don't like you back?

>>18297872
>5'9
LMAO

>>18297883
literal midgets run Hollywood height is of no concern here

stop being a bitch and do it

>>18298014
Nah, reason Hollywood is full of manlets is it makes for good framing with women who are around 5'4", which is like the average for leading ladies (some as short as 5'1", maybe shorter). Female models are often at least 5'10", male models actually don't have to have a great height difference but a couple inches taller is ideal. Depending on the designer/brand/product they're pushing, they want a certain silhouette. You might get into portrait modeling or commercials, but not runway or full body ads.

What's the regret?

Your future partner can't fault you for doing it. Hell, you don't even have to tell them. This can be a secret you take to the grave.

Honestly, you can't really lose here except for the fact that you picked a low-test sticklet

Its a for now thing. I don't see the problem in it. All I can see as potential issues is contracting an std or getting hit with the law book. Take of that what you will.

>>18297942
>>18298053
what if a gf ever asks me about sexual experience, I don't enjoy lying, much less to a partner.

>>18297861
>so I think making new female friends could be a good idea to get rid of my jealousy or even to see how she reacts

Yeahm then it's not gonna work. People want to be your friends because you like them, not as a petty tool to win an imaginaty argument with your GF.

Just like making male friends, except it's even easier because there's no awkward bromance tension.

Are you unsatisfied with your gf or something?

How shallow do you have to be to purposefully make her jealous just to get your rocks off?

You're probably not the type who gets female friends,anyway.

>>18297845
If your GPA is that low, you clearly don't enjoy academia

Why do you want a master's?

>>18297854
money

The top 150 Unis in the world will want 3.3+ GPA (equivalent) to put you on a Masters program. That's not strictly required of course, just general. Demonstrating knowledge and experience can help.

But there's thousands of shittier unis who are less picky.