Has anyone heard of stories or have done some "experimenting" as a child? I've read an article that says it's normal and I've heard of stories from friend but idk... apparently it usually happens between cousins
I was a perverted little kid. I watched Austin Powers and tried to have sex with my little sister. She went along with it but neither of us knew what we were doing. When I was in my early teenage years my little sister started developing a nice ass and I became aware of masterbation and internet porn. I wanted to fuck her so bad. Sometimes I would get a slight hint that she wanted to but at that time I never tried anything because I was scared that she didn't want to and she might tell someone.
Yeah, happened to me when I was around maybe 7-8. My aunt would oftencome over to my house after school to watch over me while my parents were away, she'd bring along her daughter (so my cousin), who would've been around 12 or 13, so I would have someone to play with. My aunt would always make us have naps in the afternoon and this is the time where it would go down. She'd bring us to my parents' bedroom for us to sleep in and then leave or do whatever she did when she left us. I think at first it began as wrestling, and I would unintentionally touch her vagina, I didn't have any idea what sex was, but my cousin was having fun and similarly so was I, but not sexually aroused, then she'd guide me to finger her. After fingering her for a few minutes, she'd ask me to lick/eat her out, I agreed, being the impressionable kid I was. After she got tired or satisfied, we cuddled and finally went to sleep like we were supposed to. Everytime my aunt came over after that, it pretty much became routine, I'd finger her, eat her out and go to sleep. Sometimes we would play or wrestle before that but I'd always end up giving her foreplay.
horrible. I found out my parents arent broke and have been refusing to buy me clothes and things i need and instead blowing cash on my brother and themselves.
kill me
I'm a big dumb faggot and I want to ride a motorcycle despite having no experience. Convince me not to.
>>18305011
>cost
>need a license
>impractical if you live anywhere that could ice or snow in the winter (have to store it but still do upkeep so it doesn't lock up over the 4+ months you can't use it)
>not safe. less due to your inexperience but moreso that most people are fucking atrocious drivers and can smear you into the ground after even a minor fuckup on their behalf
>>18305011
d-don't buy a motor cycle
um f-fagot?
did i do it right?
just as big and dumb as you (or dumber) and also want one even if i know it will be certain death also halp
How was your day today, /adv/?
>>18304958
I failed my entire semester and am currently writing a last minute paper for something thats due tomorrow at 1:00PM
pretty bad man
>>18304964
One step at a time Anon.
Hang in there.
>>18304958
debating on alive/dead options honestly
I got STD tested and get the results friday afternoon with my doctor. I have these small pink marks on the head of my dong, like as if it's scaley or shingley or bumpy, and have burning during some urination. I think I might have either HPV or Herpes.
Anybody got tips on living life after getting an STD? How did it change your life, how did you adapt to it? How do you bring it up with future partners? Do they accept you?
>>18304795
don't have one but I imagine the most righteous path is to stick to serious dating from now on
>why serious dating?
the only scenario where it makes a lot of sense to risk getting hpv or herpes (guess herpes is not too big a deal) is when the person is liable to become your spouse.
maybe you'll have success disclosing that and asking for sex anyway. lots of people are drunk and/or have bad long-term thinking skills.
whatever you do, please disclose it to partners. be a good person, anon.
>>18304795
HPV is not a big deal; literally everyone who's sexually active is assumed to be a carrier because of how common it is. Yes there are some strains that cause cervical cancer, but we can vaccinate for them so it's mostly a benign thing (unless you get genital warts). Personally, and maybe this is a scummy thing to say, I'm not sure I'd even bring up having it.
Herpes is a bigger deal IMHO but a lot of people are pretty chill about it because in reality it doesn't really do all that much except periodically cause discomfort. It's good to be upfront about it
>>18304827
>everyone has HPV
>nobody gets cancer from it anymore
nope nope nope not at all fuck you
this is just bullshit you tell yourself to avoid facing the reality of having an std
>herpes is a bigger deal
nope nope nope
herpes is the one 1 in 3 people have by the time they've been sexually active for a decade or two. it's the actual common one, not your hpv.
herpes is itchier, but it doesn't cause CANCER like hpv does
also, OP
please get the doctor to tell you if it's herpes or hpv
I don't want to turn this into an emotional hugbox or anything, but I am about to be homeless for like 3-4 months.
Now, I have a job and bank account, but no car. So I would essentially be just sleeping outside.
Any advice for this? I already have the hygiene bits down (brush teeth in Starbucks, shower at the local gym, etc).
Mainly just looking to make sure I don't get raped or murdered. Its getting warm over here so I was thinking of just sleeping on the beach
why do you have a job, and yet no rent or car payment? you're working, but not using any of the money to ensure your safety?
>>18304785
if you go for the beach mind the tide and certain species that might harm. You coukd also live in the woods, if you have one near.
>>18304798
No woods. region is subtropic, no bad animals, no tides. Just cold as fuck at night.
>>18304797
Need to save up about 10 grand to finish furbishing an apartment I bought in my home country. Paying rent would be like one step forward and two steps back
I really want to increase my sex drive.
I used to have a pretty healthy sex life, but I feel into a depression and went into hiding. Now, I'm presented with opportunities to start connecting with people physically again, but I just...don't.
I want to feel the fire of sexual energy in my gut, again. How do I do it?
take some MDMA
>>18304764
I too would be interested in this. My sex drive is bullshit.
start taking saw palmetto
My dick hurts sometimes when I urinate. Like, super bad. I got tested for STD's but I came up clean. I've also never had sex so that seems like a pretty safe cushion. What are the other causes of this bullshit?
>>18304716
Is your piss a very dark color? If that's the case it's very acidic and can hurt. Try drinking more water
>>18304721
No, seems normal color. I wipe sometimes afterwards to check for blood and there's none of that either.
>>18304716
Could be kidney stones. If you eat a lot of sugar then they form little crystalline structures that are brittle and break easy. If you drink a lot of alcohol, it can do the same thing. Just drink more water than you normally do and eat/drink more citrus.
So its been 18 years and i think im going to end my life i was recently charged with a felony.
Reason being my friend (16) and me (18) took acid after my friend kept asking me about it nonstop.
He went crazy tried to kill me left. And the neighbors called the cops where i later found out that day that he had assualted several of them. At first this didnt effect me but then i was charged with abusement to a minor. Which is usually considered a felony. Im not a bad guy i finished highschool half a year early, i have a steady job and plans of going to college but my life is pretty much fucked now that just about every job is going to refuse me. I still havent gone to court and its my first offense. Still its going to ruin my dream of being a programmer and honestly if i have to live such a restrained life why live at all? No women will ever want me and ill probably just kill myself later down the line being ill just be depressed in fact ive pretty much my whole life. Ill never have the same advantages my friends do so why live at all?
>>18304679
>No women will ever want me
It's not like you got hit with Child Molestation charges, etc.
It's good to see you're totally delusional and not in a logical frame of mind.
Just see if your parents will lawyer up.
You can still live a good life even with a felony conviction. I don't see what the big deal is.
You may never be rich, but you're not going to be poor. Middle-class American life is a nice life.
>>18304679
Stop hanging out with children who tell you to take drugs.
>>18304702
Yeah but i guess youre right the lawyer said he doesnt know yet but he knows me personally all i can hope for is that he can change things around
From your point of view, is there anything wrong with a 27 year old guy who has his life together, and is decent looking. But has never had a girlfriend, experienced love, or had "good" sex?
One of my female friends was just asking me why I've never talked about past girlfriends before. I told her I've never had one, and she said "really?" and got really quiet and looked sad. It was strange
>>18304646
if you honestly feel okay about your life and fulfilled then no there is nothing wrong with it, especially as many people in serious relationships cannot do that. From my perspective though you really are missing out on a lot, most of the meaning I have found in my life has been in one way or another through a romantic relationship. but to each his own, it's your life enjoy it how you want
Yes. There is some sort of social/growth issue if you have not had a relationship at that age.
You can excuse it all you want, but to others it is a red flag.
>>18304653
>From my perspective though you really are missing out on a lot
I don't think I'm capable of that Tbh
>>18304668
I have reasons
I got this coworker who seems like a normal person. She's in her 50's, decent shape, married with kids. She's been working at the job for like several years. We get along pretty well. However, there's this problem with her and I don't know how to bring it up with her or HR.
On casual Fridays we can wear jeans and she does. But it looks like she doesn't wear underwear either. I know this because her fly has all her pubes in it like she zips it up hoping to get the pubes intact. I know she's doing this intentionally because this is happening every Friday and I've seen her come out of the bathroom with pubes still in the zipper. It's not like a couple stray hairs, it's like she grabbed a handful and zipped it up
I have no idea if this is her fetish or just likes it that way
Women were a mistake.
Why don't you just ignore it and not talk to anyone about it?
There's no upside and plenty of potential downside to bringing it up.
>>18304608
But she comes in to my cubicle a lot to talk. And when she stands up her pubes are in my face
I tend to crash as the day wears on, and now just energy-wise, I get all anxious and depressed and start catastrophizing about everything. How can I counteract this? Better diet, more exercise, go to bed earlier? Any tips?
*not
Maybe you drink too much coffee in the morning and it's a caffeine crash
>>18304584
Diet & exercise can always help. But don't eat or exercise for at least 2 hours before going to bed.
How do you get perkier boobs? They're saggy because I lost weight when I was a teenager
I've tried doing chest weight exercises (chest flyes, bench press etc)
Anything else?
>>18304579
breast augmentation, or just be happy with what ya've got. lots of people are lucky just to be fairly symmetrical, young, and alive. you know, most people are just dead - not perky tits at all.
>>18304583
How do I be happy with what I've got?
>>18304579
I've read bras can actually cause it, or the lack thereof. What type you use, do you wear them while you sleep. Vitamim e, are you young? Don't go for runs.
But mostly you're just sol.
>>18304566
Hey OP, watch this, it's entertaining and hopefully it will help you quit smoking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRL7o2kPqw0
Thanks also where are good places to meet ex-smokers? I think it might help to have friends that don't smoke as well?
>>18304618
I would try church
What is the best and cheapest essay writing service?
>>18304522
your older brother
I'll do it, $30.
$100 bonus when you get an A.
Tell me the particulars if you want to hire me.
>>18304522
The "Do-It-Yourself-Faggot" one. Takes couple minutes (or hours if you're just learning the language) and is absolutely free beyond that.
>girlfriend is dying her hair blue and her eyebrows blue and getting a tattoo
>she already knows I hate all of those things
>won't listen to my opinion, I feel like she doesn't respect my preferences at all
>she is being sassy about it and saying "fuck you, I'll do what I want with MY body"
Am I being a control freak if I protest these things? Should I dump her? I don't know who is in the wrong and I need outsider perspective. Honestly it could be me who is in the wrong.
>>18304435
That's disrespect right there.
She knows you don't like it and does it anyway, so if you break up with her its her own fault for turning herself into the one thing you despise
She doesn't respect you. The relationship's already over. Learn the hard way and remember my post, since I know you won't listen.
>>18304435
You damn well know if you were to change your looks into something that she doesnt find attractive then she'd leave you. Relationships need attraction in it also for it to work and shes obviously letting herself go with this. Man up and leave.