I keep having extremely visual and real dreams. I becoming unable to tell reality from the apparent dreams I'm having. I keep thinking that things that happened in dreams occurred in reality, in one of my dreams, a friend got dumped and I thought it happened in real life and started talking about it to them. I keep having false awakening as well. I don't take drugs or anything so this is really weird and unsettling. Help me /adv/
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reality checks, do it daily so u can do it even in your dreams.
i usually count my fingers, in dreams its neve 5 5, always something weird.
u can also try reading a clock or a sentence as it always changes in dreams.
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You should see a doctor immediately. It may be nothing, but this is an early symptom of schizophrenia.
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>>18311390
Except for the dreams, what is the usual quality of your sleep, OP? How many hours a night would you say you get? Any night time awakenings? About how much time does it take for you to get to sleep once you've laid down? Do you get to sleep at the same time most nights, as well as wake up at the same time most days? Do you take naps?
Except for the dreams, have you been experiencing any other unusual stress lately?
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Is masterbating twice a week a healthy amount? Also is porn bad? If so what do you masterbate to instead?
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>>18311230
Masturbation. With U.
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>>18311230
> Is masterbating twice a week a healthy amount?
Well, if you put in some more effort, you could bump that to 3× or even 4× a week, but twice a week is ok too. No need to worry.
> Also is porn bad?
Depends. Some porn is bad, some is good.
> If so what do you masterbate to instead?
My mind. Dirtier than any porn online, I'm afraid.
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Started nofap a month ago because of fear of pornaddiction. Not that Hard and feels good. Until yesterday. Got laid and nut within seconds. Fap, but to it without porn,once a week
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How do you get a retail or fast food job /adv/? I need some employment quickly and my life might depend on it.
Firing out applications hasn't been working.
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>>18310318
thtas basically it. other than also trying to get to know someone who works there, but most places that are corporate owned dont really allow for that, they are only sent the approved files of people who applied online so...
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>>18310431
Am I fucked here?
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>>18310318
Have you been called in for any interviews? For how long have you been putting in applications? In the area you're applying in, is the population large (with likely a high employment turn-over rate) or small (with a likely low turn-over)?
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Does she actually like me?
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>Be me, 25
>Suffered severe acne for the 2 years
>Derm prescribes me a bunch of retinols
>Quit smoking, start drinking kale shakes every day
>Skin is clear, people treat me like human being now
>Meet girl that I used to know from uni at ballet class (yea I take ballet fuck you)
>We chill after class a few times
>She's super friendly, but no intimate signals
>One week ago as we're driving home from ballet class
>"Do you want to come to Montreal with me anon? There's a festival and I have a week off from work, classical music and blah blah blah"
>I'm so stunned I almost said no
>"s-s-s-sure, sounds interesting"
>Not even sure if she was serious, until she messaged me more info of the festival
>Someone actually wants me?
We've just booked an airbnb together for a week. All we've done is hug.
I haven't been with a girl 2 years, and I know on some levels, my current character/personality reflects that.
I've led a pathetic existence in the last two years. How do I not fuck this up /fit/?
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>>>/adv/
fuck off with your blog post
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nice dude, how many days before the festival? Get some more fruit in your diet.
Is there other cool stuff to do in Montreal? Hiking // Driving to some vista points?
So you gonna continue to workout before that? Whats the routine?
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What a stunning post about fitness... Wait
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Adv on leaving long term relationship? 2017-05-20 05:27:07 Post No.18331905
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Adv on leaving long term relationship?
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I'm early 20's living with my bf of almost 5 yrs. I put in more effort than he does, I'm actually a great girlfriend. I pay attention to his hobbies, do random surprises and all I get is shit in return. What pisses me off the most is I can do way better but sometimes I just have too low of self esteem. How do I go about and leave? There's no one's couch I can stay on so if go I literally have to have a place lined right up but I don't know if I could afford living on my own or live through the loneliness even.
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Can't you resol e this through proper communication? Surely in 5 years, you've managed to find ways to compromise and resolve...what's so damning that makes you want to call quits now?
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>>18331905
Have you tried couples therapy or is he just a lost cause?
If you really want to move out it might have to be a long process. Set aside as much as you can from your paycheck each time you get paid, save this up for a first and lasts months rent so you can leave. If you do decide to try working it out through therapy or just giving him another chance don't stop staving your money every paycheck through it. This is what married women do who plan on leaving, you're honestly no different if you live together. I think that every woman should put aside money for self emergencies like this, it's too easy to get stuck with an unfit man for financial reasons.
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>>18331926
He's physically and mentally abusive sometimes.
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Happn Story and Advice 2017-05-20 04:01:28 Post No.18331711
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>Be 22 year old guy.
>Receive crush notification on happn.
>open the app see blond girl with green eyes solid 7,5/10.
>Although she looked very atractive, it was the kind of atractive that wouldn't meet a guy such as myself.
>Or so i thought.
>sent a message with a short "Hey! :)" since i wasn't, at all, hopeful of the outcome of this.
>To my surprise, she responded in an odd way, played along, at least it would be fun.
>We eventually agreed to meet a few days later in a local park.
>i arrived first so i just sat down on a stone bench and waited, after some time, she calls, asking me where i was.
>After some time, i find her, and, to my suprise, she brought some guy along.
>The guy looked like a junkie
>"I guess she was just being careful"
>seeing that i couldn't possibly be a rapist (i mean, c'mon, im a pussy) she dispatched her friend for some time and we started talking.
>It only took me about 10 minutes to get a very clear idea of who she was, all the red flags were there:
>Alcohol, Drugs, holes on the shirt, a nasty egocentric atitude and a very socially active person.
>"welp, nice try but no way i'm sticking with this".
>It didn't feel very akward however cause she could hold and steer a conversation like a pro.
>I talked for a bit, but when all her friends started appearing i just listened
>"she must think im the most boring guy ever"
not that it was concerning at the time given the image i had built of her.
>It was mother's day so i wanted to have dinner with my parents
>Said i had to go, leave.
>ended up sending her a message later that day saying i enjoyed the afternoon.
>We kept talking for the next days casually, nothing too consistent, i thought she would get tired soon enough.
cont?
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Cont please
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Proceed
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inb4 she asks for money
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Would any of you guys feel weird about helping a girl lose her virginity? What do you think of older virgins that aren't religious or "saving" themselves or asexual or whatever, but just have always been afraid and anxious.
The smallest penetration hurts me and I want to get it over with, but because of the discomfort, I can't just go to any one night stand. I've even considered paying a guy to help me because I'm so desperate. I'd need someone who was patient or could help me ease into it and that's so "intimate" to ask of a stranger unless they're getting paid, I think.
I don't know, I can't believe I got to this point. Do I just accept it and let myself collect cobwebs down there?
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>>18331544
I'll bang you bb
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you know damn well nobody is going to take this thread seriously and just bomb you for contact info requests.
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>>18331544
Just fuck yourself with a dildo, if you can find that "enjoyable" go from there.
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How late is too late to turn your life around? I'm approaching my late 20s now and feel nervous. I've never had a relationship work out because of my issues and the fact that I used to cam for money. I have no interest in anything these days and am thinking of finishing college, but don't really know or care what I want to do and have no direction other than "don't become homeless." I'm a drifter through jobs and move almost every year. Nothing really inspires me, I'm just a boring apathetic fuck. I can't fake interest in anything or anyone long enough. I work out but it does little to reward me.
I guess I'm just looking for stories of people on here who have turned their lives around or are making progress. Even things I'm good at I don't really care about.
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>I've never had a relationship work out because of my issues
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
heard this bullshit so many times I should start charging bitches to say it
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>>18331401
Well, I'm not really blaming anyone else for it. Most people can tell I'm just not fully emotionally into it and start going insane because of it. I haven't dated in years because I stopped wanting to put guys through that.
What do you want bitches to say instead?
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>>18331407
well for one, you're a whore. so you should kill yourself.
and two, the only problem you have in relationships is you. you have what's called a self destructive nature, it's a by product of being a whore
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Gonna smoke for the first time this weekend, with another guy who's also never been high before.
Any tips?
How long will the high last?
Also, I paid $30 for this weed, did I get ripped off?
I was told it was 3g, but it sure doesn't look that way
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>30 for that
LOOOOLLLLLL
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>advice
dont start, I quit a year ago after 8 years smoking and I've never felt better. and it really is a gateway drug, I've dont a bunch of other drugs I didnt need to because I smoked weed plus I fucked up my lungs big time.
>did I get ripped off
hard to tell if its 3g or not but the weed is really shitty, a reputable dealer would pick out the stems first. for 30 bucks I'd expect something better than that but I live in CA so it might be diffrent where you live
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>>18331028
An hour or two.
Looks moderately dense but also pretty dry. Appears to me that it's junk.
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I'm a high school student and my group of
friends usually like to joke around with each
other, but recently they've been ganging up on
me a lot more with jokes and insults. Some
really aren't even funny and they still laugh at
me. They tell me I look like a "typical school
shooter" and that they don't want me hanging
around them. Whenever I don't laugh at their
jokes they either say "Oh shit he's gonna shoot
up the school don't provoke him" or "he's
gonna kill himself". A lot of the jokes are about
the fact that I'm gay, which I'm still struggling
to accept about myself. I usually can take a lot
of insults being thrown at me but this is a lot.
I'm kind of an emotional person and have
depressed from this kind of stuff from my
friends before. I know I probably sounds like
I'm stressing too much but what do you guys
think? Are they being serious and actually don't
like me? If so, what should I do about this?
They're my only friends and I don't really
wanna lose them.
Thanks in advance for the help
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They actually don't like you, because you're a narcissist who wants all the attention and that's why you think you're gay. TYPICAL highschool situation by the way. You're not gay, you're a sociopath. Just don't think about to much, and stop being a fag, and I'm sure you'll be fine. DO go down the fag path and there's plenty of aids, half-hearted relationships with other narcissist people like you, and a whole lot of secret hatred for trying to defend your right to be an asshole. Either way you reap what you sew.
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>>18331005
Try to joke back. If they laugh it off you're still good with them and might be able to talk to them about toning it down. If they suddenly get all serious and call you out for the defense, get away from them, they aren't your friends, at least not anymore.
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Not OP but what the hell is wrong with you? Go be an asshole somewhere else, like /b/, /r9k/, or maybe even /pol/ for the homophobia.
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>>18331030
I speak truth! BE WARRY OP! OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE THIS FAG! DO NOT GO DOWN THE GAY PATH! Or you'll be a loser telling people they're homophobic because that's the only defense the narcissist has!
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Unlike that /adv/ post framed as a banner for the board, I want you to tell me to kill myself and the best way to do it. I'm looking for something that's definitive and quick. I'm not going to ask you for it not being messy, because honestly, at that point, I'm past concerns about the mess left behind.
No guns, sadly, getting that in my country is pretty much next to impossible with the retarded gun laws we have.
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>>18330832
Same.
Lurking for interest.
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Do everything to entice a sea bear attack OP
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Go to the emergency room and tell them you want to kill yourself, and they will do it for you.
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Guys lying about their height? 2017-05-19 08:37:16 Post No.18330732
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I'm struggling to understand if it's common or just my lack of luck, but a majority of the guys I've been meeting off tinder lie about their height. I don't list any requirements for matches on my profile and I truly don't care for height as long as the guy isn't shorter than me (I'm 5' 6"), so I'm starting to think guys just think I won't notice. But when I meet up with them and they're almost eye level to me and they've listed their height as 6' 2", I just wonder how dumb they really think I am.
It's insanely frustrating, and not because I care about how tall they are, but because I feel like lying about height makes the guy questionable from the very beginning. It's a turn off.
Do you think my frustration is unreasonable? Should I ask them about it? I mean, I have looked at it from a different perspective, and I'm sure it feels as disappointing as if a woman were to lie about her weight/body type.
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>>18330732
People will lie about stuff that they feel insecure about. People just want to be accepted. It's a fact of life. If you can't handle it then meet people in the real world instead of fucking tinder.
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>>18330732
>I just wonder how dumb they really think I am
pretty dumb I guess.
I am 189.6 cm but I list in my tinder as 6'4 since American girls likely don't know/care about the difference.
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>>18330732
Guys lie about height because so many women will dismiss them outright if they aren't tall enough. On the flip side, women lie about weight and age regularly. Women also get the advantage of lying about their looks by using make-up, wearing push-up bras, using spanx, using heels to accentuate their calves and ass, and otherwise masking their physical flaws. I don't really see a difference.
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Help with writing meme 2017-05-19 06:13:30 Post No.18330378
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This is a social media campaign for social engineering - raising awareness and trying to convince girls to have black/mixed kids to create a platform for reparations, by establishing a baby boom.
> All haters will be ignored, you're whats wrong with the world, you're the enemy.
> im going to keep posting this too just so ill get help with it from someone
Ive got plenty of solid talking points and image slides to tie into it but I need a proper Writing Style and approach to it that really pulls at a girl's heartstrings.
Girls are feeling creatures so confronting her with the horror that black folks go through and the minimal opportunities they have can help her open up to the benefits of this project (and help her convince others).
I want this to be so effective it even hits girls who don't care, that response of "shit, this is disgusting, but its affecting me anyway". And I want a sensitive girl to feel hurt and crying over it.
Again all I need is a few good Emotional arguments to lead in and spin this properly, after that I can adapt the talking points to it. Some of which are:
* It takes serious love to overcome these problems, and that is what a girl is best at providing.
* She gets to be a mom, and he gets to be a dad even if he's not in the picture, that sense of accomplishment is there.
* It'll weed out all the Mr. Wrongs since they'll be assholes about your choice, they can die single if they want.
* If everybody is doing it then you have networking and support and being a single mom wont be as hard. Also that means its not just Her doing it.
* She gets to raise her kids FREE of the ghetto culture if she chooses.
And the most obvious point:
> 20 years from now blacks wont be a minority anymore, will be able to open up opportunities and doors for each other, and be respectable.
The suggestion will be to have at least 2 Children back to back (with african american black guys) so that they're about the same age, a solid generational wave.
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>>18330378
Okay so I am as far from pol as one can get without going Tumblr mode but...
What color pill are you on m80
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>>18330378
> ooh that post had 1984 characters, that means this can go to an Institutional level...
A couple more major points are the following, which will tie in with brutalized teen pics, a lynching pic, and a cute mixed baby+mom pic...
* The problem isnt racism, the problem is the Racist System that continues to skirt the rules as much as it can, funnel money away from inner city schools, and a police force that does whatever it can get away with, as they constantly bail each other out. When you cant fight back, they can do whatever they want.
"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." -einstein
"time to die, I think you know why" (picture of a black being tazed in the heart by police)
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>>18330386
to be fair this is just me asking for Advice on a Writing Project so its not exactly /pol
>besides over on pol it will only summon the wrath of stormfags, while here I might actually get some constructive help
in /pol and /x terms I am below the iceberg, thats all you need to know
whether people believe this will ruin a bunch of lives the point isnt about a single generation of girls its about what it does for society 30-60 years down the road, some sacrifices necessary as they say
> hate must be fought with overflowing love, and all that.
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tl;dr Might be infertile.
>Be me
>Literally 20 tomorrow
>Varicocele
>Doctor says chances are I am infertile and there's a surgery that might help but not so greatly
I'm so sad right now, being a father and to have my own kids is one of my biggest dreams ever I just can't get over the idea of not being able to have my own kids...
I have no idea how to tell that to girls I will date, who'd want a guy who's infertile?
Just getting this off my chest.. anything that will help my mood will be greatly appreciated
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>>18330347
Fuck dude, I feel with you. Life tends to fuck like that, limiting the ones that desire something and awarding the ungrateful. Especially with something like this.
The best thing that I can advise you is that you can always adopt, you'll love your kid just as much, the only thing being biological differences.
About telling potential mates, do it only with ones that you've established a serious, stable relationship where kids are a possibility.
Just because you might be infertile, doesn't mean you should stop using protection. Do keep on using condoms, STDs are a bitch. Also, remember that life finds a way, especially when you don't want it to.
I hope that this helps you out. Whatever the final diagnosis, know that you can still pass down your legacy through teaching others.
Good luck anon.
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Surrogate dad? Is that a thing?
There is always a way.
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>>18330347
But seriously, I love you anon and everything will work out. It must really suck. Have a big hug.
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I fucking hate myself and I want to die 2017-05-19 05:54:41 Post No.18330333
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I fucking hate myself and I want to die
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I am too cowardly to kill myself tho, so wat do?
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Lift weights.
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1. List the things you hate about yourself. Be as specific as possible.
2. For each thing, come up with a strategy for how you can change that thing.
2a. If the thing you hate is impossible to change by any practical means, forget about it for now. Focus on the stuff you can change.
3. Follow the strategies you outlined in point 2 in order to attempt to change the things you hate. If the strategy doesn't work, go back and rethink a new one.
4. Rinse and repeat
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>>18330338
Will that alleviate my crushing self hatred and desire to die?
I have already tried to lose weight and have dropped from 120kgs to just 104 kgs but it hasn't stopped my self hatred