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>>18316767

23 and I have it. You can't get rid of 'em without surgery. For what it's worth, I just left it alone, and girls don't seem to mind it when they lick my butthole so it's cool.

>>18316767
Dude, I had the same thing, now I dont have it anymore, this what my doctor recommended And it worked:

Lots of fiber, buy those fiber packets that you mix in water
Drink tonnes of water
NO spicy food
NO processed meats
NO fried food
Dont spend more than 15 minutes on toilet when you take a crap
Buy one of those "squatty potty" things, its a LIFE SAVER when it comes to the devils dingleberries
Soon every shit will come out feeling like its been lubricated with a thin coat of angel jizz.

>>18316892
And I forgot to say, yes, creams work very well, especially if the hemorrjoid hurts/bothers you

>>18316764
You sound like a kid. Are you a teenager, or in your early twenties?

>>18316776
No, you're just the problem I'm talking about so you're being defensive. Happens every single time.

>>18316764
Unfortunately there's no solution to your problem. Also don't call me subhuman, it hurts my feelings.

>>18316746
I'm bumping this thread because the same thing has destroyed m y life for the past year. Its happening so much now and I have the same issue as op. This became prominent with prolonged medical issues with me though

>>18316869
Thanks.
I'm sorry to hear you have the same problem. What were the medical issues?

>>18316877
Thanks, and I don't know. I started having debilitating nausea all of the time after I got Protesis last year. I've lost the last year and can't do anything.I can't sit in class, I can't normally socialize, I can't sleep and I can't drive. I can't sleep when I am nauseous so my sleep schedule will get fucked up for weeks, and I have to either sleep a hour later or earlier to reset it, for a couple of weeks of normal sleep. For some reason I feel more tired, and fatigued when I have a normal sleeping pattern. Sorry if I /blog/ but I just needed to vent. I miss having friends and living. I feel so alone and depressed, and all I do is listen to sad music and play vidya sometimes.

>>18316672
Maybe you're a likeable person, maybe your coworkers feel they have something to gain by befriending you, maybe they were all coincidentally in a good mood this week, or maybe they're just generous people.

It doesn't really matter why, just graciously accept and be happy that you work with kind hearted people.

>>18316691

I just don't like all the affection. I've gotten so much free food from people the past 2 weeks I feel very guilty. From multiple people too. Just a few days ago I ordered a pizza, and offered it to a few of the people who have been nice to me. All of them said "no thanks! I don't want to take your food". But they all give ME their food and won't accept my money

I feel guilty as fuck

>>18316706
It's up to them to be nice to you dude, if they want to be nice to you then let them, they might be offended if you refuse their kindness. Keep offering them food but if they don't accept it at least you tried. You sound like you've good some good Co workers, so enjoy it while it lasts

Well you told him to block you. I completely get why, but that's probably it if he does.

>>18316659
I sent him the original message weeks ago. I told him to block me the other day

>>18316663
You go to the police?

By finishing into the toilet.

>>18316569
I'd have to get up and get dressed to use the toilet, I don't have an en suite.

>>18316563
You can catch it in some tissue, but it's still going to smell.

You will never get into MIT or any other ivy league unless you're minority or a savant.
Just go to community college and then transfer to a state school later on. Don't take a fucking ""gap year"" that's a fucking death sentence and you will forget everything and struggle even harder at school.

>>18316259

You will not get into MIT or a comparable school unless you have a perfect GPA or close, 2300+ SAT (preferably 2350+), multiple state-level or national-level awards, leadership activities, ideally research experience with publications forthcoming or anticipated, good essays and recommendations, and some degree of luck.

Honestly you likely wouldn't survive there, so stop worrying about it. Just go to the honors college at your local state university.

>>18316279
>Don't take a fucking ""gap year"" that's a fucking death sentence and you will forget everything and struggle even harder at school.
retarded advice

gap year is good, save up some money, figure out what you want to do with your life, travel if possible, visit different schools

shameless self bump, please help me

Bang some other whore and realise you actually do. I don't know. I wouldn't know. I can't even Keep up a relationship for two years so heads up to you.

>>18316193
>>18316193
give it time, spend time with her and stop being such an emotional little bitch. get her to man up too.

maybe put yourself and her under pressure? like go shoplift together or do a parachute jump. thats what i do when my and my gf get sick of each other and get annoying, pushover and bitchy emotions

Everytime you think of her think of how shitty of a human she is and why it is good you're not together, or a lesson you learned. Eventually this will build up in your head and you will only feel repulsed by them. Then you can move on with your life. As for the mutual friend thing, if they're more your friends than hers, you're good. If not time to make new friends. Anyway fuck people like that I feel for you OP.

>>18315913
spoiler alert: she was fucking that guy before you two broke up

>>18315970
This. She wouldn't be with a new guy so fast.
Fuck that bitch dude. Forget about her and focus on your life.

You *can* go to a therapist, I think they are useless though.

There's nothing wrong with being GNC/introverted. Unless they're obstructing you from specific goals that would require you to stop.

>>18315786
I meant I'm okay with being an introvert as well. I just can't figure it out where did I get this symptoms. Why can't I wear revealing clothes? I even tried, not much happy since I feel uncomfortable and unhappy to the point people thought something is up.

The boldest thing I did in the summer was wearing a top of bikini with a maxim dress below. Pathetic

>>18315812
You haven't found the right clothes, what if they're not revealing, but tight? Do some online shopping.

Why?
You can candy flip and then smoke weed on come down
No need to mix shrooms and LSD

>>18315778
this.
why the fuck would you combine all of them? what's the fucking purpose?
at one point it's about the things you're doing while tripping rather than just taking more

>>18315778

How should I candy flip? I've heard difference consensus on it. Is pure MD and ex the same? Is it cool to smoke a few joints as I take the acid?

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32 year old here. Fuck, you were right.

>>18315747
try to set some goals and work towards them?

try doing more in a day. trust me, when you have 3-4 interesting activities a day, time gets reaaaaly slow and you feel more satisfied with your life.

Your perception of time changes as you get older due to your frame of reference changing and there's not really anything you can do about it. The gradual effect does lessen as you get older, though.

When you're 10 years old a year is 10% of your experienced life.
When you're 20 years old a year is 5% of your experienced life.
When you're 50 years old a year is 2% of your experienced life.

>>18315819 is partially correct. Having a lot of different experiences won't necessarily make the time "feel" as long as did when you were a kid, but it will help avoid the blur of "where did the last 5 years of my life go?" that happens if you do the same thing every single day.

Without honesty you can't have a healthy relationship. Have a talk about it. Seriously talk to her. And if it still feels fishy dump her.

>>18315628
she fucking lied to you and got caught. this is just the beginning of hell on earth for you

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It fucking amazes (literally amazes) me that guys accept this shit.

You should honestly just neck yourself OP. You have no dignity and self-respect. She don't actually give a shit about you. You are a second class cuck who achieves a couple of good boy points from time to time. She is literally giving you the middle finger and you lay down on the ground with your legs in the air, spread apart, so she and Chad can fuck you on turn with a strap-on. Chad later cums in your mouth as you try to say ''thank you master''. You are then a leg rest for them while they watch netflix.

>What does this say about him?
>he's kind of socially retarded and autistic or something
you already know

>>18315583
Firstly make sure the pencil does not snap. Secondly I would assume he has a huge dong and is making sure it fits. Thirdly, wtf kinda thing is this to ask. Stay safe. Fourthly if you do measure can you come back and let us know.

>>18315583
To be fair, it doesn't say much about him. I'd say he's either playing along with this conversation (u were talking about dick size, seems normal to ask about pussy size), or socially retarded like u mentioned (cause u normally don't ask that question in normal conversation), or he's 13 (I remember asking a girl friend how deep her pussy went when I was 13, but again it was after she asked for my dick size and we were cheeky teens). OH yeah and use a ruler :)

>>18315568
OP she tried to end it and you attempted to talk her out of it for 6 hours and unsuccessful. Its over.

>>18315574
If she did, she wasn't very clear about it. I asked her if she was breaking up with me and she said no, but she was starting to have doubts, but hopes those can go away when I come over.

>>18315568
I'm in your shoes, bro. My girlfriend is studying abroad for 5 months and just last week decided we should take a break from our relationship. Her reasoning was that she felt no less love for me (we've been friends for 5 years, dating 2), but less romantic feelings for me. She says she'll see if she changes her mind between now and when we see each other in August, but I don't count on that happening.
I wish I was going to see her while she's abroad like you are, but I really don't want to spend 1200 bucks just to get dumped.
If you think there's hope for you two, and if you get something out of taking a trip to see her, go for it. If not, I'd say just save your money.
Fuck I hate being in this position.