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>>18322537
Wut?
This is a fucking weird one...
Why would he tel you that?
The fact that he would is something that is just too fucking weird for me to evaluate as his thought processes are CLEARLY too fucking abnormal for me to evaluate or understand.

>>18322550
only because i made a joke about it to him along the lines of "if you think of her you'll cum faster" and he actually counter-argued that by saying "i do it so i don't cum" and then began to prove it further

I think that you are insecure about his friendship with this girl and he made a joke which you are taking way too seriously. Chill.

>>18322514
call animal control and they'll put out traps and stick them in a shelter instead of killing the cats. grow up kid.

>>18322516
I live in the middle of nowhere

>every time I try to kill them

Jesus how much are they pissing that you would want to kill them?

Face: retarded
Outfit: gangsta nigger

You should be on /fit/, skellyboi
Eat more.

>>18322389
Like a dumb horny teen who cant even rotate images or apply proper compression before uploading it.

Buy condoms and date the bitches. Good luck! You arent even fat.

>>18322326
the holy bible

>>18322326
This is a stupefyingly dumb question. Please go away and never return.

>>18322326
Drugs?
Like weed, shrooms, molly, xanax, adderall, lsd, cocaine, crack, hash, heroin, oxy, vics, klonopin, peyote, meth or fentanyl?

Apples and oranges. You can't just say drugs

>>18322157
You mean other than having a serious discussion about it?

Laugh at him.

>>18322157
Have a serious talk with him and tell him how you feel. Discuss whatever options you both come up with.

just like with oldfags and newfags. The act of bringing it to attention (asking) is the proof that you are not.

Being mature is about not giving a shit if you fall under the category of "mature" in the first place.

>>18322689
>You shouldn't care if you're a fully developed human being

I don't understand this thought process.

>Feels the need to ask others about maturity
>Abandoned your friends
>Cant hold a job

No OP, you are far from it.

If you don't want to commit to her fully then don't. Doesn't make you a bad person. Good on you that you actually told her how you feel instead of suffering in that situation and wasting both of your time.

But, I guess, think carefully if you really don't want to be with her, since most people will just move on and find someone else if faced with that situation, I doubt she'll wait for you. Two people with the same desire to just chill and maybe get serious later in life could just stay as friends and keep it lowkey, but it seems you two want very different things. So this is probably the time to either commit to this one person, or say nah, and do what you want to right now, and move the regrets for later. You might regret either decision, either now or later, so just pick your poison and hope you get lucky and happen to choose the better option. No way of knowing what either option might bring. You could break up and have fun and then later when you feel like settling down meet the perfect girl. Or, you could end up alone and never find anyone. On the other hand if you stay with her you might later in life realize it's not really right after all and have wasted all those years in a relationship that wasn't going anywhere instead of having been free. Or you could be happy until old age and be glad you stayed. Impossible to know.

>>18321966
Just call her, tell her you realised by "broking with her" that you are unable to live with her anymore and ask her if she can give you second chance.

Time and speed is an essence here. Do it asap and promise her you will be better partner second time.

Worth a try.

>>18322057
*without
Lol stupid english.

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you ate vold, so stay with that.
i really like making elaborated salads that replace a whole meal. put in some veggies like shredded carrots, tomatoes, cucumbers, avocado, fennel, green leafy stuff. then add some protein like chicken breast, tuna in water, cottage cheese, boiled eggs and so on.
keep the dressing light. just use vinegar, oil, salt and pepper.
if you are still hungry after that, try to add in lentils or chickpeas or something.
other stuff i really like to put in my salads are seeds/nuts, spring onions, fresh herbs, olives, mushrooms. the possibilities are endless and you'll be surprised at how filling those can be.

>>18321810
>Sure i can bake an egg or cook an egg with some veggies but that just won't fill me up for shit

Part of losing weight means you are going to be hungry at times.

First and foremost, you need to calculatr your TDEE. This will tell you how many calories your body needs to stay your current weight at your current age/sex/activity level.

Then, subtract between 250 and 500 calories from that. That is the maximum amount of calories you can eat per day and lose weight.

Eggs and veggies are good. Make a salad (don't smother it in fatty/oily dressing either) for lunch.

Also, if you google "low carb diet recipes" the internet has a wealth of information.

Good luck man

You can get spinach wraps, lettuce wraps, a salad with meat or nuts, or homemade tacos.

no contact

>>18321807
I don't think you can no contact someone that you messaged out of the blue. I'm seriously trying to meet someone but all these games are too difficult

I was thinking "how about coffee instead?" Insert time and date

>>18321704
I've only had 2 girlfriends in my life, and a few try to get with me before I turned them down. The thing is, none of them seemed to have their shit together, so it ended badly anyway. I honestly don't think it's worth dating until you figure out how to live mostly-happily alone, and then meet a girl who does too.

>>18321704
it feels pretty good when a girl puts her head on your chest and rubs up next to you and says "i'm happy" i wont lie.
but it's really not worth all the bullshit you have to put up with to get to that point, not even close.
It's better if you don't have a girlfriend, or a woman that likes you in your life. They're just a money and time sink, and their feelings can change so fast.Some times even your feelings change.
At least that's my opinion on it.

>>18321704
without writing a book here, women are incapable of love, they are very good at imitating it though. its just a biological thing. dont freak out about it.

>>18321697
yes, you are totally responsible

>>18321697
The only thing you did wrong was not following it up with a proper beat down.

>>18321740
lol

You can buy the things you want, but invest some more time in bargain hunting. Make a list of the stuff you'd prefer not to do without and find out where you can buy it dirt cheap. If you're willing to shop at shart mart, they have free delivery under $35 and their online selection is way better than the store's. Find a cheap produce place if you can instead of buying grocery store veggies, and get canned shit/junky shit at Aldi or some place like that, so you only buy meat and cheese at the supermarket. Go to flea markets and shit like that for impulse buys if you absolutely need to make them.

make a savings account and deposit 10% of your income monthly. It's harder to jump to the wallet when you have a separate account.

Also make lists of everything you need and buy it upfront. That way you know the rest of the money is all you have.

>>18321688
Ask yourself these two simple questions before you buy:

1. Do I need this (as in an essential need)?
2. Do I deserve this?

This is what I do. Because of this, I have had just over 3K sitting in my savings account for just over a year now.

It really comes down to self discipline.

>>18321667
What do the notes say

>>18321667
>1 month (business trip)
>Still have 1 month to go

So all this happened in a day? They're creepy because they're Indian hospitality workers. He cleans the room because it's his job. You want a dirty room in a 5 star hotel? Fug.

cams can be put in a lot of things. Smoke detectors, vents, tv stands, lamps, etc. The possibilities are endless with a small enough cam

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>>18321574
Eyebrows? Cut your hair you massive faggot

Grow some facial hair with those locks, it'll look really good

Long hair is pretty manly if you pair it well

I will never fucking stand why any male over the age of 16 would ever grow their hair out to this length

You look like a fag, cut it

He doesn't really love you, and you are not very bright.

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>>18321445
You ripped out the happy blanket of loyalty from underneath him, made him think you're initiating a break (and specifically mentioning he could have sex, which probably made him think you were about to have a train ran on you) and now you're saying he cheated when one of his female friends came and comforted him and sucked him off? Maybe you don't deserve him, pray he decides to stay with you, but I think he's better off with a living, caring girlfriend who doesn't pull your variety of shit. You don't even deserve that cutesy cup of juice picture in your OP.

>>18321445
Reading this was very confusing. It's like your genders are reversed.