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So, there's this guy I know, we've known each other for two years, and he's one of my best and only friends. But there are two problems. One, I've had a massive crush on him for a while and I don't know what to do, and two, he lives in another state almost all the way on the other side of the country. I was recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder and sometimes I panic and annoy him or make him upset with me, but he still stays around and we still hang out, play games, talk and all that. What do I do? How can I stop panicking? How do I deal with my feelings for him? I'm worried about or friendship, I can't lose anyone else.

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I know this thread gets enough questions relating to girls, but there's this one girl that I'm kind of into. Today during class, we were both assigned to do a practice thing for some upcoming test. I then heard her say something about Prom to me. I figured she was asking me to go with her, but then she said it would be with her group of friends.
I'm not sure if she just wants to go as friends, or wants me to meet some people because I don't really talk to anyone since I got kicked out of my previous school due to reasons, and the few friends I have all go to the school I got kicked out of. At first I thought she was interested because she asked if I was planning to go to Prom, then urged me to go when I said no, and said something about never having a boyfriend before. So is she interested, does she feel bad for me, or worst of all, is she trying to play me for a fool?

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I don't like avocados because they look like Alien eggs.

How do people eat these things? Aren't you worried about aliens?

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Hi /adv/.
I've been with my (first) gf for 9 months now. Before we met, she had a guy friend who she's known since middle school (she's 26 now). About two or three years ago, she left another relationship and the guy friend admitted he had feelings for her, causing a rift in their friendship for a year or so (she wasn't interested).
Fast forward to today, they've been made up since before her and I met. She has been working at a small business that the guy helps manage for a month or so, making him her boss. However, everyone who works there are friends, and so the environment is the exact opposite of professional. Basically, the boss-subordinate aspect of the relationship is nearly nonexistent except in title (he asks her to make certain orders or help customers at the counter). I've been there myself several times when my gf has invited me to visit her there. That's how lax it is.
The guy has also moved on as far as I can tell. He's pursuing different women (and failing, but it happens). He appears to respect our relationship. So good on him.
However, I can tell my gf has a really good time talking to/hanging out at work with him. She'll often reiterate to me several funny or conversations/things that happened that day when she comes home, which usually revolve around him. She'll do the same when she's off (they talk on messenger daily). It's important to note that they talked through fb daily even before she worked with him, so it's not as if that has changed. But she just won't stop talking about him to me. I've obviously met him and consider him a good acquaintance, but I'd much rather my gf tell me about herself than another man, even if they have been friends for such a long time.

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Last week I added a random girl on facebook who I thought was cute. she accepted a few hours later and liked my profile picture so I said fuck it and started chatting to her. We've been talking nonstop since then, and last night we went for a walk in the park. She was calling me adorable and funny, kept touching my arm, etc when a really fucking bad rain storm hit. She held onto me and I held her back as we bolted for the parking lot. We were soaking wet, and I hugged her goodbye at her car; except she stopped me from pulling back, and she just looked at me and smiled, and pulled me by my shirt and kissed me, and we kissed in the pouring rain for a while and she kept trying to say goodbye but always came back for another kiss. So last night we were texting and I just decided fuck it, and I told her I really liked her, and she said she really liked me too and kept calling me perfect. So what the fuck do I do now? I'm afraid of fucking things up and I'm not sure how to proceed from here?

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I need a verdict on if I'm guilty of being needy.
How needy am I?
Also general advice on what just transpired here?

Please reserve judgement until all the evidence is put forth.

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Please note that my phone is a bit buggy so failed texts actually do send and it also causes duplicate messages. Both receiving and sending.

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High school senior fag here. There's this kid who hates me more than anyone and I want some suggestions to what I can do. This kid is a lonely mess and I kind of want to help him or at least make him feel better.

He hates me because 3 years ago I would piss him off a lot because I was an argumentative dick and liked to see him get angry at me about how I didn't like his favourite Minecraft YouTubers and that kind of stuff, it was pretty minor and I didn't have the intention of bullying him, but I couldn't really help it, he could be such a dick sometimes. One time he tried to fuck with me and throw a pencil at me or something, so I stood up and loudly called him an idiot and told him to leave me alone and the rest of the class cheered me on and probably hated the kid from then on. I also got /b/ to raid his Minecraft YouTube channel and it was funny at first, but when he deleted his channel in response I felt like a disgusting asshole and thought he would just block them and delete the comments. I don't guilt myself for it, but I still am ashamed and don't want to do that shit again, I think that's what hurt him the most, that I destroyed his creative work (Minecraft hunger games commentaries).

He is bullied less now, but is depised by about everyone who interacts with him. I hear he acts like a loser and a hostile asshole. He also white knights for some girl (asking for her to drink her water then asking if he can refill it). He is hated by some of the nicest kids who have had to work with him on stuff or sit near him for the shit he says.

I tried talking with him and he replied that he didn't forgive or trust me and I told him I can understand why and the raid on his YouTube channel was a disgusting thing to do. He respond to my small talk.

I'm planning on telling him to tell me everything he hates about me or just vent his feelings to me to make him feel better. Is this a good idea? Any advice I can give him? Should I even bother with this?

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hOW DO i SHAVE IT? wTF? iT'S ALWAYS RED AFTER, IS MY SKIN TOO THIN???

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Escaping the friendzone stories and advice?

Been friends with this black girl for 8 months now, pretty much friendzone but not really, I told her my interest in her and she wasn't feeling it but we've gotten alot closer since pretty much best friends, doesn't really show much sign that she likes me, but still constantly spends time with me. advice?

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My gf dumped me saying that she didn't like me as much as I liked her. Is there anything to do to try to fix my situation and get her back?

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I'm super horny, and I can't stop looking at women at the gym, at class, like I can't stop.

When a girl bends over to pick up something, why does she have to do it using her back so her butt pops up instead of squatting? How do I control myself?

Like I just stared at this woman in one of my courses for 20 minutes straight, and she was creeped out, like how do I stop?

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I've been dating my boyfriend for the past 6 months. I really really like him, I'm super attractive to him and he feels the same way.

However our relationship is based only on the sexual attraction we have for each other. We don't have anything in common, we don't really like the same things, if we weren't attracted to each other I don't even think we'd be friends.

I just spent a week vacation with him. The sex was great we'd bang 5 times a day, but outside the bedroom I don't know how much we "connect"

I'm not interested in breaking up with him, I guess I have feelings for him,...how do this relationships tend to workout?

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Hello /adv/, femanon here and need some words to keep myself calm.
I'm 25 and finally losing my virginity with a good man that I love very much. The few times that we tried before, I found myself trembling and feeling uncomfortable. He got rid of my hymen by fingering, but when actual penetration comes, I tell him to stop because I get terribly anxious.
He has been patient and understanding, and never pushed myself to just gave in.

But I'm tired of waiting, and making him wait. What should I expect from penetration? And what are some ways to keep myself relaxed and enjoy the experience?

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Help me create a poem for English exam.
My topic is about not giving up
please help, I hate english class
>18
>high school

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Do you think it's possible for someone to be a COMPLETELY irredeemable piece of shit? Who basically deserves to die?

I ask because for most of my life I've been a moody problem child who's categorically rejected any and all forms of "help," to the point where it's simply no longer possible for me to believe I must be anything other than the world's biggest asshole.

Originally this was going to be a bloobloo I'm sad and wanna commit suicide pls halp and/or advise me on how to do it thread, but then I realized that that 1)would be unlikely to bear fruit and 2)doesn't really get to the heart of the issue. The fact of the matter is that for almost as long as I can remember, I've thought of the world as a shitty, boring place. The only times that I've felt remotely okay with my "life" were when I was able to immerse myself in some other world through movies, video games, books, etc. But I'm not stupid; fictional worlds are far from perfect and they can only carry you so far.

The truth is, as much as I despise reality, I've always maintained the attitude that someday I might be able to do something, make some change in the world that would make me be able to appreciate it, or at least not hate it so much. I think that more than anything has kept me afloat all these years. But that's precisely my problem. I hate reality. I want to change it, often in drastic ways. And, as I've come to learn, most people don't like that.

Which brings me back to "the world's biggest asshole." Long before I was able to understand, much less articulate, all of my problems, I used to have fairly significant bouts of depression and just general mental distress. I had all sorts of people -- friends, teachers, guidance counselors, you name it -- try to help me, console me in some way, work me through it.

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