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Hello, i need some advice on hot to help or handle my girlfriend, who's anorexic. i wanna help her cause she has some health problems and i don't know what and hot to do.
Don't even know hot to treat the problem, i'm fucking clueless.
And she's a wonderful person who deserves to be happy and live a healthy normal life.
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Take her to a doctor.
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Measure her height and weight. Then calculate BMI.
Slap her hard and tell her she HAS TO BE 20 BMI or you will leave her. Do not allow her to protest. Then proceed to buy peanut butter, and make her eat it.
Then realize that anorexia is serious mental issue, inform her parents and call doctors. You are welcome.
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Her parents don't take it serious, they think it's a phase and that she just wants attention. In our small town there's no doctor specialized anorexia. That's why i'm taking things in my own hand.
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My girlfriend is getting too wet 2017-05-19 10:36:13 Post No.18329456
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My girlfriend is getting too wet
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Well, she always been like this... but it kinda ruins the pleasure of sex. We both are thinking how to fix that, do you know anything that would.. make her dry or something?
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>>18329456
tell her to stop thinking about Chads
show her your dick
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I remember doggy style + running a ceiling fan would dry that up a bit. Pull it out and slap her on the ass/face to dry it off a bit before going back in. Keep a towel handy and give it a wipe with that if needed
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>>18329456
>too wet
Explain. Unless she's ruining upholstery every time you have sex, how is it possible she's "too wet"?
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tl;dr; GF in open relationship wants to be exclusive 2017-05-19 10:32:53 Post No.18329447
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tl;dr; GF in open relationship wants to be exclusive
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So long story short, GF of 7 months who wanted an open relationship, now wants to be completely monogamous.
I met her at a nightclub where I am a promoter and so I've seen her with other guys before. When we finally hooked up, I took a liking to her and we started going out together.
We were monogamous for the first few weeks, but later suggested, to keep up the excitement of the relationship, we be open to random hook ups, but we agreed that we had to approve of them individually first.
No wanting to lose her (she is awesome as fuck), I agreed to it and it was mostly of her going out with her friends for a couple of days at a time, while I was busy with my jobs. But we always kept in touch with each other making sure she was safe.
Well, in the past couple of months, I've met a bunch of girls that I've known for years (back in college etc.) and now I'm dating about 4 of them on the regular alongside with my GF. I even introduced one of them to her when we out for dinner and we ate together.
They seemed to get along well, but my GF has been telling me that she doesn't appreciate what I'm doing because apparently I'm being maliciously about it after she a few Snapchats of me with some of the girls partying and hooking up.
I'm actually really enjoying myself right now, having access to a bunch of awesome girls, but coming home to someone is awesome as well to just chill and relax with.
She wants to be complete monogamous now and some of her friends has been hinting that I should seriously propose to her.
Should I stay with her and be monogamous or should I let her go. I've felt pretty guilty when she gets upset with me, but I always remind her that it was her idea in the first place.
I don't know what to do goys...
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>now wants to be completely monogamous
she probably caught something/preggo
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>>18329449
>preggo
If that's the case, it ain't mine. I had a vasectomy years ago and my sperm count is zero.
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>>18329459
Make sure you have proof and papers. Also she only wants to be mono since you're having fun. It was ok when she was just having fun. Any girl that at any points wants an open relationship isn't marriage material.
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Advice on making a move on a girl 2017-05-19 09:44:08 Post No.18329370
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Hey /adv/
Lately I've been hanging with a girl I like a lot. She's willing to hang with me one on one, but so far I've been terrified to make a move on her. I have really bad anxiety and I can't tell if she's into me or not. What can I do? I've never really had a long relationship before and I've never initiated it. How can I flirt or at least check if she's into me?
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Have to bite the bullet and ask her or be forever doomed in the friendzone.
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>forever
How do I ask her, anon
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Without being cringy hopefully.
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So I found out I've friendzoned someone without knowing it. He's been one of my best friends for 4-5 years and I feel like he completes me in every way, I absolutely love him, but I'm a lesbian and don't feel that way about him. I can't stand the idea of losing him because he's unique and special to me and I love him so much.
However, I feel like I'm hurting him by continuing to be his friend because I'll never return his romantic feelings. Also, I feel very stupid for not having seen the signs (whenever he sees me, he always hugs me very tightly, kisses my head and strokes my hair, he tells me all the little things he adores about me and he observes me very attentively wherever we are). But then I guess I missed the signs because I don't feel the same way?
What do?
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>what do?
Love him back.
It'll solve your problem.
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suck his dick, highly unlikely you wont enjoy getting railed by him
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either this or cut contact, let him be happy if u "love" him, as u said ur hurting him by being his friend without returning romantic feelings
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I'm 20, and a kissless virgin, not bad looking, introverted and shy.
A friend of mine pushed me into asking a girl I thought was cute on a date and I went for it, thinking getting out of my comfort zone is always good.
Landed a date a week away to the movies.
Have no transportation but will find a way to get there etc.
I've been hearing and reading that if you don't kiss the girl on the first date it's pretty much considered a failed date and she won't go on another one.
I've been on the verge of kissing a girl before in a room together and just couldn't do it other than just dumbly staring at her lips because im autistic.
Don't want to fuck this date up, what do.
Do I look for verbal or physical cues or do I make a physical cue to initiate the kiss.. to i tilt my head?
I really don't want to fuck this up and have been overthinking, how do hi go about this?
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>I've been hearing and reading that if you don't kiss the girl on the first date it's pretty much considered a failed date and she won't go on another one.
Well that's wrong from the start. If there's a kiss on the first date it was usually a very good one, but no kiss definitely doesn't automatically mean it was a bad one.
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>to the movies
ROOKIE
MISTAKE
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>>18329202
A friend is telling me if I'm overthinking about it I'm doing wrong.
Same friend told me when she was in hs she would tell boys that she didn't want to deny that she would go on a date with them next week and them just forget about them.
Should I just stop overthinking it?
Where would I get kissing experience in the first place if I don't have any?
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Ask the Emperor anything
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What is on your mind? How can I provide mental sustenance?
Please do not hesitate and ask. I have been on this world for æons. I am the Emperor of Mankind. You can ask me anything, about everything.
What is troubling you, Anonymous?
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What was your first time like?
Didn't get an answer yesterday.
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Oh Emperor! You are real!? Forgive me for ever doubting that!
Have you read 40k fiction? Do you think you can avoid problems illustrated there?
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How does one go about finding what they want out of life? Every time I try my mind scatters in a thousand directions.
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How important is college really? I don't want to go because I think I'd be miserable. I just want to get a work and get on with my life. I'm 20, and I don't like the stigma that I'm sort of running into. I know that you can't get a super high paying job without going to college first, but I don't need to make a ton of money. If I can support myself, and hopefully a family somewhere down the road, I'll be happy.
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Life isn't any worse without college and you can always come back to it if you want to.
This is the part that bothers me:
>If I can support myself, and hopefully a family somewhere down the road, I'll be happy.
You are setting an obstacle course for yourself. You don't have to set up reasons to become and stay happy. Be happy at this moment. Don't tell the world how it should be and just accept it as it is. You can work for some goals of course but don't give them power to dictate your feelings. Go with the flow.
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>>18329089
Well, yeah, but getting married is something that I want, and I really do need a job for that. But you're right, I shouldn't rely on that to be happy.
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given that you really do need a degree unless you're happy staying at close to the bottom of the barrel, now really is the time to go get one, not later when your boss says "gee anon i'd love to bump you up to lead asset manager but you need a 5 year degree."
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/adv, can you fall in love with someone you're not attracted to?
im not physically attracted to my gf but i love her. im not sure how to reconcile this.
when we first met i wasn't attracted to her but was desperate to be next to someone. we had sex and she fell in love instantly. i tried leaving several times but she was persistent. after a year of multiple break up attempts i gave up and accepted that she was now my gf. I warmed up more to the idea. We went on dates, fucked, had deep emotional experiences and incredibly special memories together. Genuine passion, love, all of it. Eventually I felt too invested and that I was in too deep to leave. Every year i'd tell myself "this is going to be the last year I'm with her" but I always end up feeling more and more emotionally satisfied. I can't break up with her out of no where, so when we have a terrible fight once a year(as all couples do) and I have the freedom to do it I never pull the trigger and always ask for us to make up.
Now it's about 4 years and I genuinally love and care for her. And she does too. I genuinally am incredibly attached to her, I'm emotionally invested and care about her well being and future. I genuinally want her to do well and grow. Isn't that what love is? I have all these feelings but I am not physically attracted. She was chubby before and as time has went on she became obese. The amount of bs she put me through(even when compared to an average girl) is insane. She cares about me so much and so do I but when I look at other people's girlfriends I always feel envious wishing my girlfriend was more attractive. Our relationship is pretty serious and we both talk about moving in together and one day getting married. Mid 20s so this is soon a possibility. I know some cultures have long term stable arranged marriages. I can't imagine partners are both attracted to each other all the time and they seem to make it work.
I'm not sure what to do /adv/
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You let yourself get brainwashed because you weren't strong enough to end it for good.
Give up, get married and have a boring life or man the fuck up and leave her for something better.
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>/adv, can you fall in love with someone you're not attracted to?
Of course? Like, love is different than physical attraction. That much should be obvious. Love is a deep affection and steadfast devotion. Of course you can love all sorts of people who should be deeply unattractive to you. (Like a mothers love for her child, to give an extreme example). To love someone necessitates that it goes beyond their appearance, beyond your own emotion, and sometimes beyond most anything else. (Like when you love someone with alzheimers).
For a physical/sexual relationship, physical attraction might be important, depending, and sex is important to marriage and family. Maybe you'd be better off as deeply loving friends. Its up to you.
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What is your kind of woman?
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One with a short skirt and a long jacket
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Too basic
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Somebody whose with alpha mentality but also a shy sub behind closed doors.
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maaaaan sheeeeit
I decided last saturday I was no longer going to eat after 7pm, and in that time I've lost 13 pounds. It's pretty miraculous actually
but this Saturday I have dinner arrangements and I will be eating late. I fear it will completely derail all my progress
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Eat at that time that night to keep up the social engagement and then in the following nights, eat at your scheduled time. How do you feel about this?
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Avoid the social engagement with any viable excuse, and do not eat past your scheduled time. How do you feel about this?
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>>18328950
but you see, I eat from 11-7, I do 8 hours on 16 hours off, and my body has gotten used to this. In fact I've never felt better. This is going to fug my whole rhythm up
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absolutely 100% unavoidable. It's a wedding related engagement for a wedding I'm the best man at
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Is it ever okay to expose your eccentricities to people?
I never talk about my more "out there" interests because I believe them to be socially damaging or strange. People have asked me "what do you DO at home?" I dance around that question because I dislike talking about myself.
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What exactly do you consider eccentric qualities
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Autistic obsessions such as anime, music etc
I try to pretend I dont do those things but it leaves one with little else to talk about
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if you mean animu and vidya i talk about that openly all the time with people i consider friends. its actually fun if you meet someone who has a powelevel himself. i only dont talk about 4chan with them because i dont want even more normalfaggots coming here.
if you mean your toenail collection then kindly shut up about it in public.
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Advice on getting back my ex 2017-05-19 04:28:49 Post No.18328771
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Advice on getting back my ex
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So I'm right now on the train to his city (he lives 2hs from me) and plan on getting him back. I was quite a bitch -- meaning I was mean and making drama. I changed myself and thought over this everything and I want to risk it and see him. I'm hoping he opens the door. I'm planning on bringing coffee with me. What do you think? What should I say to him? Also I'm kinda prepared for him being harsh.
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ex is never a good idea
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Jesus Christ just leave him the fuck alone.
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>>18328771
That's stupid
Why go back?
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two short questions on writing a book 2017-05-19 04:11:34 Post No.18328724
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two short questions on writing a book
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what do you like in a fiction book?
if you've published a book, how do I publish it?
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>if you've published a book, how do I publish it?
You send it to a publishers submissions dept. It helps to write a summary for them. Send it to a publisher which publishes the genre your book is. I'm not quite sure how much you should send of the book, it's been a while since I looked into this myself. I'm just at the point of coming up with an intro draft which I'm comfortable with myself for my book.
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>>18328748
thx bro. I'm going to get all high on caffeine and write this in a few days. when I'm not at work that is...
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Self publish on Amazon. I guarantee that a publisher will not take your book. Amazon will take anything, they have special machines that only print a book when it's bought, so they don't waste money.
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So I have a slight dilemma. I sort of became friends with this guy at my college because we have math together, and we have similar high school/college experiences, and those things are basically the only things we have in common. I am not attracted to him at all and he surely isn't to me, but I'm still uncomfortable with having male friends while being in a relationship. I like sharing things that happen in the day with my boyfriend, and it feels uncomfortable when I'm just recounting conversations with another male. Should I slowly try to pull out of the friendship by talking less and seeming less friendly? That seems a bit dramatic to me, so maybe I should just not think this hard about it. I just know I wouldn't be comfortable with my boyfriend talking with a girl on a regular basis like this and want to be fair to him.
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Tell him what you just posted. I think, personally, you are overreacting to a seemingly harmless situation. But hey, that's just my opinion.
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You literally have autism.
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Thanks you