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>be me
>contract for renewal of internship arrives
>internship supervisor is on vacation
>I ask the chief of industry to sign
> he signs in the wrong place
>I ask for another copy in Human Resources
My supervisor came back from vacation.
>I ask him to sign
>he signs in the wrong place
What do I go there and ask for another copy of the contract?
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"these guys keep signing in the wrong spot haha, can I get another copy please?"
Then tell them you need them to sign it again.
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>>18714946
>stupid frogposter
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>>18714946
Show HR the mis-signed copies and ask if they're acceptable. If not, HR will see why you need a third copy.
Bring 3rd copy in person to supervisor and have him sign it in your presence, with you pointing out the line.
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I'm 24, I've got no friends, I've never had sex/kissed/hugged/held hands with a girl before, and despite applying to places every day/every two days, I've never had a job.
I don't know what else I can do. No one will hire me, which in turn leads to not being able to go out, which in turn leads to not having any friends cause no socialising, which leads to depression lol.
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>>18714873
Leave the house. Go into what passes for "downtown" in your city. Walk into literally every single store, office, factory and business and ask if they're hiring.
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>>18715085
It's not 1963 you fucking nutjob. OP post your resume
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>>18715186
>implying having a resume
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I'm a 27 year old who doesn't have any friends.
I don't mind too much because I don't really like being around people to much.
I do like the company of a couple of older people at work (who are like 20+ years older than me) they're my type of people and I feel like if we were the same age we would definitely be friends. one of them being my boss. she often tells me I should come over her place one day to show off her house.
would it be weird to hang out with them and maybe end up being friends with them out of work?
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depends where you work and how important the job is to you
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>>18714794
No, it's not weird at all to be friends with the people you work with even if you're much younger. It's weird if they're your only friends though.
Also, dude why aren't you fucking your boss?
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My friends range from 19-68 and i'm in my 30's. It's only weird if you make it weird.
Does this text seem real?
So I'm in love with this guy and he's said the same about me, we been talking on and off for three years and just started hanging out more for the past month (before we couldn't really HANGOut for reasons) and he acted in love with me and all the sudden this. He has played tons of
Games with me and said stuff like that and changed his mind but it doesn't seem like a game this time and it kinda hurts. I asked him to block me and he wouldn't, I called him at 1am and he answered I clearly woke him up and I was just like is that how you really feel and he said yeah and paused and said I'm sorry and sounded like
He wanted to talk but I just said bye.
I'm so confused, I thought we were in love with each other. Should I take this seriously and block him since he won't block me and move on? :/
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Why wouldn't it be real? You just don't want it to be and are hoping it's not. Move on
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>>18714770
If he doesn't see you "that way", then you just need to suck his dick. Unironically, it could help, and you've got nothing to lose. Be very aggressive, swallow, and don't let him turn you down.
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>>18714770
>I asked him to block me and he wouldn't,
well thats his call
>Should I take this seriously and block him since he won't block me and move on?
you should move on. honestly sounds like its got no chance from what youve described. better luck next time
you dont need to completely cut him out of your life, could remain friends or whatever if youre mature enough for that, but thats your call.
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Hi /adv/
So I've got a weird, specific problem here, and I'm looking for some advice. Or just reassuring words. I don't know.
I'm an actor. I've been acting on stage and in film for many years. Every now and then a project comes along that requires me to have a romantic interest. (i.e. wife, girlfriend, etc...) I've often struggled with these.
I portray love very realistically. I wear my heart on my sleeve, and because of this I often end up catching feelings for my co-star. I understand that as an actor I should be able to turn these feelings on and off, but it's hard for me to fake these feelings.
It really tears me apart sometimes, because sometimes I have to portray a character that's madly in love. Things can get very intimate between my co-stars and I, but once we get off set/stage it's like we're just friends/acquaintances.
I guess what I'm looking for is a way to overcome this? Cause it's not fun "falling in love" with someone over and over again if it's fake.. If you're an actor how do you deal with this? If not I'll take any advice, or words of wisdom.
Thanks all.
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Don't you have a girlfriend?
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>>18714753
Nope, single as fuck my friend. I've had plenty in the past however.
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>>18714755
No wonder you're having this problem.
What do you think sets apart a romantic POV of a character and real life romance?
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how do I love myself if i'm Hitler? 2017-09-12 10:14:47 Post No.18714720
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how do I love myself if i'm Hitler?
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I'm literally Hitler. I need to love myself to be able to have fulfilling relationships but no one will love Hitler even though I, Hitler love everyone. I don't love Hitler. But i'm Hitler.
I don't even care about politics anymore. I tried being a hippy (literally). I tried changing everything I believe. I tried to change the way I think. I tried to change the way I even take in reality. Lots of acid and tlc with the most open minds of this generation failed to self induce hypnosis. I don't even care about the Jews. They won. good work Jews, that whole hiding in plain sight and somehow making a natsoc inspired military super state in the heart of middle east entirely through influential monetary investments/tribalism and yet having no one vocally recognize its political reality is simply worthy of applause. I like the Jews. They're easy to understand. In fact in this day and age they're really the only people I understand. Maybe one day ill marry a Jew. But to do that I must first learn to love myself.
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>>18714720
Can't tell if you're just sick of that guy's namefaggery, or actually him indulging in some self-referential humor
Either way, good show. I lol'd
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hindlre i lob yyuo
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I have finally taken responsibility for myself and accepted my truly pathetic life is own fault, my own self-made mess, and I own it.
I can't go on making excuses anymore. I'm in my 30s and have 2 decades of laziness, cowardice, anxiety and regret to try and somehow overcome. I don't want to be a fucking loser anymore. But I genuinely have no prospects. It feels like I either accept minimum wage slavery or continue to be a NEET. How can I possibly better myself with no money or qualifications at my age now? I feel as if the damage is done and as much as I genuinely want to change, I can never have a worthwhile life because I've left it too late.
tl;dr - total fucking loser in 30s, finally manned up and accepted I'm to blame, want to change but feel I have no options. What do?
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>>18714710
I'm just going to hijack this thread by posting that I'm in the same boat but im in my mid 20s
Also worse cause I'm not white/living in the first world. I'm not telling you to off yourself but I would just want to know what pills I could buy without arousing suspicion that I can hopefully off my self with too.
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>>18714710
>What do?
its too late. 30s is past the point where you are going to get a decent life going. Just get whatever shit job you can and hope to be a manager at that shit place before you turn 40. Have fun working for poverty wages till you die poor.
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>>18715299
Fuck it then, might as well kill myself asap
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(20/M) I officially have Depression.
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I saw a Psychiatrist today for the first time in my life and I couldn't stop crying while I poured my heart out explaining my situation. They diagnosed me with depression and anxiety. Im taking a hiatus from my occupation while I resolve this mental strain because it was really hindering me from thinking productively. The psychiatrist said to always be active and keep yourself busy. I already gym 6 days a week what else can I do to keep myself busy in this time of resolution. BTW I have no friends. I also quit all forms of drugs/alcohol even tobacco.
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>hiatus from occupation
How? How the hell can people afford to do this?
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>>18714743
He did say he stopped drinking and smoking.
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>>18714754
So? I get that they're expensive, but so is fucking rent. I don't drink or smoke, and as much as I would LOVE to take a "hiatus" from work, I'd also be taking a hiatus from having an apartment.
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I'm a college student. In my country during winter it can be as low as -4 degrees Celsius. My question is, what kind of clothing do you guys wear to stay warm and dry and what so you do with it when you're not wearing it? For my college years ive been wearing a heavy waterproof superdry jacket and sticking it in my bag when I'm not using it but I'm sick of it being do bulky in my bag. I'm thinking of just wearing some heavy cardigans and a raincoat i can fold up and stick in my bag, or an umbrella. What do you guys do?
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Please guys im desperate.
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Usually just a coat until it starts getting down to -20, then I'll throw some long johns on underneath, and a hat/gloves as required.
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Just take some cold showers and acclimate. -4c is nothing, that's beach weather where I'm from.
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Alright, so first I want to start by saying that you guys are literally the only people I can turn to. This isn't some kind of sick fetish or troll thread. I have no one I can talk about this because it could cause a slew of problems if people I know found out.
20 years ago I met a girl that was so beautiful the world stopped turning when I saw her. She was funny, smart, everything, and within a year we were married, and a year and 9 months we had a beautiful baby, scarlet. Unfortunately, life was exactly favoring us, and it was the baby or her. She died by my side giving birth telling me that no matter what, always take care of our daughter, and do everything you can do to make her happy.
Fast forward about 18 years, and here we are. My little girl grew up so fast and now she is a spitting image of her mother. Every time I look at her I just see my wife, it's surreal. It seems somehow my daughter sees me the same way my wife did. Now let me say this, I'm not a hick, or a hippie, or any weird kind of person, I didn't want this and I know this isn't right. By now you know where I'm going. My daughter has always been like her mother, always on my sleeve, giving hugs and kisses and always wants me around. Even in her teenage years with her friends she was NEVER embarrassed by all the love she showed me. Of course I never thought anything of it, it's daddys girl, she loves me, I love her. But in the past few years things have changed. She looks so much like her mother it's uncanny, and acts just like her. Obviously only being with my wife for so long, she left too soon, and I was single the entire time I raised scarlet, so she never left my mind.
But within the past month, things have been getting weirder. She still lives with me and is in her senior year of high school, and has never acted like this before. Comment too long, will continue.
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go fucking her
feels good
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So things have been getting weirder. Shes barely wearing anything around the house, basically thongs and either a super low cut t shirt or a bra thats a little too small on her. She is bending over in front of me, sitting on my lap (not innocently) and her kisses goodbye are becoming closer and closer to the lips. Now let me say, she would have no trouble finding a nice boyfriend. She has literally never once brought home a boy, cried to me about heartbreak, nothing. Shes very popular at school, the football team even swoons over her, but nothing. I was always kind of glad, I didn't want her getting pregnant or getting with the wrong crowd, but she's always been a good daughter.
Honestly I didn't even think about any of her actions or realize what she was doing until last week. I was on the couch watching tv, and she came and sat down next to me, and I put my arm around her lovingly and she put her head on my chest like when she was little. I was watching some random movie, forgot what it was, and a sex scene came on. It was a little awkward, but whatever, no big deal. I did get kind of hard though, seeing naked women will do that, but then something happened.
My daughter moved her head down, and slowly moved her and touched my dick, and whispered "I can take care of this daddy". I jumped up in a panic and just kind of left the room, I didn't want to say something stupid and I went into what the fuck is going on mode. So I went into my bedroom, grabbed my keys, and told her I'd be back and I was hungry getting food. Before she could even respond I was out the door, hopped in the car, and sped off. I stopped by a pizza joint I liked, got a pizza, and took it home. I was hoping she would have gone to bed (it was kinda late) by now and I could spend the night trying to assess how to address this.
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So I get home, and shes still on the couch, and she looks upset and like she's been crying. Dad mode kicks in and I instantly forget about what happens, and sit down and ask her whats wrong. Then she says that she can't take it anymore, and I think she's going to kill herself or something. She says that she can't stop thinking about me, and how I'm so attractive and sweet and caring. At this point I snap out of dad mode, and before I could say anything, she pounces on me and starts kissing me. I open my eyes, and all I see is my wife. She would pounce on me all the time and start kissing me, and it was just like that.
I quickly regained my composure and pushed her off, and she started crying and asked "Why am I not good enough?". I'm fucked at this point, because dad mode says to say you're so sweet and everything, but that feeds the fire, and not saying something reassuring will just make it worse as well. So like an idiot I just stand there as tears go down her face, trying to think of what to do. I sit down on the couch and shes still on the floor, and she sits up and puts her head between her knees. That's when it hits me that this is all happening, and she's been acting the way she has trying to seduce me.
In tears, she bursts out saying no guy will ever be as good as me, and she loves me so much she wants to be intimate. I'm paraphrasing of course, but basically she wants to have sex. My mind is still a mess, and I look at her and she looks just like my wife. I get up, grab the pizza, tell her we will talk about this tomorrow, and I go to my room.
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How can I style my hair like that? I never seem to get the products right.
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>hair wax
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>>18714590
Never managed to do it with hair wax. Am I applying it wrong? I heat it up like my hair and then do whatever. I always use extra strong. I usually use gel, though.
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anything else you noticed?
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I need some advice /adv/ so i have been a hikikomori for about 11 years i am currently 24 and have been trying to fix my situation and myself for about 2 years now but every time i try to better myself i always end up failing and falling right back down how or what could i do to start bettering myself to avoid ending up like video related??.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWvmcspq0KI
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>>18714566
1. get out and talk to people
2. lift or start just walking outside everyday
3. find a job (ANY)
4. move out from your parent house
5. plan out your ideal life an aim at this as a motivation
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>>18714566
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html
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>>18714566
Get a good career going.
I graduated at 27 and just landed a 50k job after dicking around on drugs for years. If I can do it so can you. There's no tricks or secrets. You either want to change or you don't. Life gets better but realize no one owes you damn. Just fucking do it.
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Hey /adv/
What happens in a guy's mind after he fucked a girl he wasn't romatically involved with? Does he somehow see her differentely after?
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Yes....
Unless he is like a true puppy without sex.
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The same thing as if the two WERE romantically involved with each other. The man will still lose interest in the girl, regardless.
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Depends on how good or bad the sex was.
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Crippling Anxiety and Depression
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I am so unbelievably burnt out that I don't know what to do anymore. I can barely function. I keep fucking up at work, I have zero motivation at home, I want to scream until my throat explodes, I can't get anything done, and I can't afford to see anyone about anything because Murica doesn't give a shit about anyone who can't pay.
>28yo
>hate job to the point of anxiety
>to afraid to leave because I've never had vacation time before this one
>cant afford to not work
>cant just quit because it took over a month to find a job through a temp agency >they pay less than I make now
>tried going back to school
>couldn't afford not to work
>had to go part time and work
>do really well
>stress got to me from work and school
>go from 4.0 to 2.7 in one semester
>drop out of school last year
>constant harassment from navient
>can't afford bill
>work isn't better
>string of fuck ups
>get sent home without pay
>have to take breaks during shift because of panic attacks
>boss threatening to dock pay for time not working
If he ever does hit my pay, I might just quit on the spot even though I know it will fuck me hard. I just don't know what to do because I can barely function. On top of all that other shit, I need 2 root canals, which have a nice post insurance price tag of $1200 each that I can't do in installments because my loans crippled my credit score, 4 wisdom teeth need to come out, and glasses because I'm getting increasingly near sighted to the point that I've already lost depth perception. At this point, I'd kill myself, but I'd be afraid of the bill after I inevitably fuck it up.
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I don't sleep at night because that means I have to wake up and go to work. I can't even enjoy my weekend because 2 days isn't enough time to distance myself. Hell, 6 days wasn't enough. I had nearly a full week free from my job (2 vacation days, weekend, labor day, and day I was sent home) in a row and I still dreaded going back to work. My apartment is a mess because I can't get in the mindset to clean it after work, and I don't want to do it on my days off because sat/sun are my it days I have to do anything. Even then, I don't always do anything. I was supposed to go to a ren-faire with my friend on Saturday, but instead I spent the whole day in bed because I didn't want to spend the money to get in nor could I afford to spend any money while I was there. The worst part was I also missed my brothers birthday party that same day.
I stead of going into my apartment, I usually just sit in my car because my apartment is such a disaster. I got off of work 3.5 hours ago, and I'm still just sitting in my car thinking about getting some coffee to avoid sleeping later.
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Last bump I guess
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One more because I'm still awake.
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Since my early teenage development, such as early middle school, I have always felt as though those around me are never sincere or genuine in their kindness or fondness of me. My closest friends, relationship partners, and even parents have been regarded by me as those who merely put up with me or, even worse yet, are trying to betray or sabotage me.
My college roommate, whom I have been close friends with since around the time of early middle school, is no exception. While I realize my fears are irrational, I constantly worry that I am actually heavily disliked and that pity is taken upon me, and as such, I believe that is why he has remained my friend despite all of the memories that we share. My bond with him is incredibly strong, and while he constantly looks up to me in adoration and holds my opinions close to his heart, I still cannot help but be subject to the feelings of a lack of integrity in our friendship.
More important to this converaation, I feel the same way about my girlfriend of three years. She has never done anything that has seriously broken my trust in any way. She regards me as extremely trustworthy and operates largely on faith. Unfortunately, I cannot do the same. I have been trying to ignore this reality, but I want to finally face it for the sake of continuing our relationship. I have recently fully opened up to her about how I have felt regarding my lack of trust towards everyone, but ensured that it doesn't undermine the bond which I feel with her. I feel incapable of the ability to act how she does regarding trust.
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It sickens me go admit this even to myself, but there are often times when I cannot fall asleep without looking through her phone and ensuring that I'm not being lied to. This has been going through on since at least a year into our relationship. I have been trying to stop, but I had a large relapse this Saturday night after an argument that had started a few days beforehand. She's always noticed that I've done this and I don't want to make her feel like she is doing wrong, but I cannot help how I feel regardless of if I act on those feelings or not. I need help and I'm not even sure if I can be fixed. I believe that I have a condition such as Asperger's Syndrome that prevents me from functioning as a normal human should be able to. What I am sure of, however, is that she doesn't deserve the treatment nor the emotions that she is given. I absolutely know for certain that I sincerely love and care about this woman, and I know she deserves better. I cannot afford a therapist, but I will try to do what is necessary to fix whatever is inside of me that is broken. Please, help me.
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>>18714465
I know how you feel. You know there is no logic behind it but you can't stop feeling it.
I am afraid it will ruin all relationships I have and that I will never have a bond with someone over this.
Idk what to do