I just bought an anime body pillow.
Am I too far gone?
What would the average normie think?
We need to know WHO is on the pillow, anon.
Post pics of pillow. I think the whole worlds nearlly too far gone. Maybe only a teenager girl or a pedo should get one?. Go get a real girl to hump.
>>18351371
>>18351373
Here's one side of the pillow.
Hey. Last time i posted something like this, i was on /r9k/. Recap time
I am stuck between 2 girls
Now there are 3
One is blue haired ideal gf
One is E X T R A T H I C C
One is cute latino
What do? Help plz?
>>18351308
you called one an ideal girlfriend, so probably that one. enjoy your chaotic dramatic intense relationship. it's good to feel something.
also, you got away with posting this on /adv/?
>>18351315
Response to question:
Hey man, i needed advice, and when i posted this on /bant/, they told me to go back to /r9k/. When i posted it on /r9k/, they didnt respond.
>>18351321
/bant/ is pretty stupid and /r9k/ is sort of an embittered bunch that is roundabout jealous that you are having success in life
welcome to /adv/
date the one you just called ideal
It's me again, the guy who's posted about the alcoholic girl I was into. Fast recap:
Girl dumped friend of mine(He gave up on her because of her drinking)
Tried to fuck me three days later. I told her no.
We talked for a few months, got close. I asked my friends permission, he said go for it, but that it wouldn't last. Told her I liked her and wanted to be with her, but that I needed time, she agreed.
Had fmaily crisis, wasn't as communicative with her for two weeks. She went to the bar, got drunk and took her new boyfriend home.
Devastated me because I'd developed feelings. Talked to her about it, told me that everyone said she'd hurt me. I asked her why she did it then, she just cried.
We worked together and this became very difficult afte,r but I kept my composure and treated her as any other employee.
Later insulted me when I asked her to do something at work. Then came into work drunk a week later and yelled at a manager. Got into a fight with the general manager two weeks after that because they caught her stealing alcohol and giving it to her new boyfriend.
Everyone tells me that I dodged a bullet and saved not only my heart, but my reputation as well. The general manager suspended her for a week and banned her from serving alcohol.
Today she came into work and handed in her resignation. She looked terrible and was fiending for a paycheck that she had, I assume to go and party more. I felt my heart breaking a second time.
>>18351113
I talked to the priest as my Church, I talked to my Dad, my Mother, my siblings, my friends, 4chan. Everyone told me the same thing: "You dodged a bullet". But she also told me last year during a late night phone call between us, that she felt that she only had two years to live. I asked her why, and she told me that she didn't feel that she had any value or mattered. I spent an ungodly amount of time on the phone talking to her and we became closer.
I thought I'd feel happy if she quit, that I wouldn't have to see her all the time or her new boyfriend. But I feel numb, I feel...scared, that she actually means it (She already crashed her car twice) and her fucking bullshit friends are always asking her to come party/drink. I know how this goes, that if you try and help the person with the addiction, you'll become the bad person in their eyes. But I feel sick. The last guy she hooked up with(also from a bar) I met in passing and he didn't know at the time that I had feelings for her. And he told me how he fucked her, took pics, etc and that you could do anything to her when she's drunk. This put a huge dent in my affection towards her and we had a serious talk about our sex lives and I told her that I didn't care if she had a past, but that the kind of past did matter. A week later she went on a road trip with one of her female "friends" and fucked three guys.
It was at this point that I wasn't sure anymore about her(I've been saving myself for the right girl. Not perfect, but one that truly cared for me.) and I realized that she didn't even care about herself, let alone me. In the end after she fucked that guy and decided he'd be her boyfriend instead of me, I wrote her a letter and told her that I would always be a phone call away and that when the day came where she couldn't do it anymore, to please fucking call me. And that I'd do my best to help her, help herself.
>>18351120
But I'm scared guys, I'm scared that since we parted ways 5 months ago and she's dove deeper into this fucked up lifestyle of partying, sex and alcohol with no limits; that she forgot. Or that she doesn't care. What do I do? Can I do anything except what I did months ago and hope for the best? There was a time I considered taking her back(some days now even), but I feel disgust when those thoughts creep in, knowing the fucked up things she's done/is doing. I just don't want to hear that she was found in a ditch somewhere. I don't know why I feel like this, I thought this shit only happened in movies.
>>18351130
Bump
A compromised woman and i were having an intimate, non-sexual moment. She's very touchy feely. However, we seem to both be tempted.
I don't want to do anything, however. I don't want to become what i hate the most, and i'm also a practicing Christian. But this burning, unbearable lust that consumes the both of us and is ready to just explode is terrible. My mind doesn't think straight, and i feel my shackles loosening very fast when i'm in that state.
Is there any way i can control those destructive feelings? I just told her i was tempted, which she just replied she was nervous and went to sleep. I think i told this because i unconsciously want her to stop talking to me so nothing will happen. I don't know. This feels like an inferno on my whole body.
>>18351001
>I am Christian
>I want to fuck
>we were drinking
>I'm not really asking questions, just giving an account of what happened last night
>"destructive feelings"
>literally I wanted to pound her pussy into jello
>>18351026
Exactly. I don't want to be an asshole, though. Religion aside. She has a boyfriend.
>>18351001
Easiest way to resist temptation is to remove it. If you're getting into compromising situations with her it's because you want to. Your insistence that you don't is your mind building up a way to tell yourself later that you tried your best.
You aren't. You will give in because you want to. If you mean it, stop seeing her. Now. Immediately.
Source: experience in exactly the same situation.
So a creative employment agency I signed up with sent me a job opportunity for storyboarding at an advertisement agency.
The job was sent to me around 5pm today to start tomorrow at 10am.
I email back saying I'm interested, and an employee from the employment agency calls me right away. She said she'll forward my portfolio to the ad agency and would let me know later in the day if I'm booked or not.
Now if this job says I need to be there to start at 10am tomorrow, I need to leave no later than 8am to get there. This company is in midtown Manhattan and I'm from southern Staten Island. Driving into the city is insane so the quickest option for me to get there is by express bus.
By bus it will take 1 hour and 30 minutes. I've explained this to the employment agency and they said they understand.
6:30pm the agent emails me and says the advertisement company is most likely going to book me but they are still waiting on final approval which they know they will need by tonight.
It is now fucking 10:30pm at night.
What do I do? Do I go tomorrow even if there's no "final approval?"
I can't call up tomorrow morning before I leave because the employment agency opens at 8am. If I need to be there tomorrow at 10am I have to get on that bus by 8am.
Should I email again and ask if a final approval has been made so I can go to bed to wake up early enough to go to this job?
>>18350925
I am unfamiliar with how express buses work in your area, but will the bus make any stops or change-overs before reaching your destination in Manhattan? My thinking is that, if you have the option to get off the bus or change course at some point before the 1 hr 30 min ride is over, you may consider getting on the bus at 8AM and soon after call the employment agency to followup on your assignment status.
>If you've got the assignment, great! Keep on going.
>If you didn't get the assignment, make plans to avoid having to ride the entire distance.
If the gig is really sweet, this is the way I would do it.
That said, I used to work as a secretary for an employment agency placing people at manufacturing and warehouse positions. My old agency would often fly by the seat of their pants placing people last minute like this, so it's not an uncommon practice in manufacturing in some areas. I can't speak for creative employment agencies, however.
>>18350925
They can answer you at 10:30pm but not before 8am?
Tell them you want it but without at least 12 hours notice you can't inconvenience yourself that much. It's true and not dickheaded.
Alternately figure out something else to do in town and go anyway. But I wouldn't bend over backwards like that if I were you. It's unreasonable to ask you to wait until the morning of to find out if you have to come in.
>>18351004
Unfortunately no stop-overs. If the bus is going into Manhattan, it's only picking people up in Staten Island. Then it only does drop off in Staten Island.
While I'm not supposed to, I could jump off the bus and try to take a local bus back, but it'd have to be before we get to the bridge.
>>18351029
I'm not sure when they're supposed to get back to me. I just feel it's rude to string someone along like this. At least if it's getting late, tell me they'll let me know by maybe 6am tomorrow.
It's also supposed to pour tomorrow so I really don't want to gather my supplies and head into the city if I end up being turned away.
I wasn't given a final approval, nor was a given a name to meet with, so I wouldn't even know what to do. I wasn't even given an answer back about what supplies to bring.
She said she would give me an answer tonight so this is frustrating.
I feel like just writing back "Hi (agent name), I will be heading to bed now. Since a final approval has not been made, I am assuming the job has not been booked. Thank you and have a goodnight"
Hey fags my son asked me to help him with his home work and I'm clueless
6.) n= 4/2 or 2
8.) r= 3/2 or 1.5
10.) x= (-11/16) or -0.6875
hope this helps (i used an app called photomath)
Thanks guys this is op my son is pretty blown away that I "knew" that thanks you fags
So I have a lunch date tomorrow with a coworker that I'm crazy about. Any advice? How do I tell if she's interested? Thanks!
>>18350719
If you ask her to spend more time with you outside of work and she says yes, you at least know she's not necessarily disinterested.
I dunno. Tread carefully here. Sometimes people can seem great when you don't know them very well, but you discover that they're fucking nuts when they're in a relationship.
>>18350719
protip: don't talk about work and shit.
>>18350719
>lunch date
Your words, or hers? Because where I'm from, lunch date can just refer to arranging to have lunch with someone, not necessarily as a date.
What's the best way to treat the burning sensation after eating a pepper?
From what i heard milk.
I never tried it because i hate milk.
Drinking milk or eating bread.
Or be a man and learn to enjoy it.
>>18350516
Milk
>I'm mexican, I know my shit.
How to improve your body beyond muscles (reflexes, learning abilities, mental strength...) without drugs?
Let's have a practical example. You're on the street and a kebab starts shooting random people. You're fit, of course, but you need other mental and physical improvements in order to be able to react properly.
I'm currently reading a "Study on the reaction of a policeman to the danger and the armed confrontations", but I don't know if this is going to help me somehow.
you mentioned strength training
you also need
cardio
and
nutrition
if you want to have an active tactical mind, then engage your mind in things tactically
>basketball
>football
>baseball
>soccer
>martial arts
>boxing/kickboxing
>csgo
>leageofledgends
>halo
>overwatch
>SCUM
>airsoft
>paintball
list goes on I'm sure
Calisthenics, proper diet alignment and tons of books to read which augment your mental capacities
>>18350383
>csgo
>leageofledgends
>halo
>overwatch
>SCUM
yeah fuck off with your /v/ermine. There is a difference between reacting to a hitbox on a screen and reacting to a ball that is thrown at you.
I'm 21 and the past 2 years my parents have been tracking me with Find My IPhone. They always know where I am because they "can't trust me"
Frankly it's creepy and I've had enough. I depend on them financially though. (They pay for my entire tuition and all my car expenses) I want to confront them respectfully about this but I'm not sure how.
From someone in a similar scenario, just tell them that you want to not be monitored and be willing to fall on your face and pick yourself up on your own without them helping. Taking responsibility is something all parents hope to have their children do when they grow older
>>18350347
Why don't they trust you?
>>18350347
>car
>tuition
>iphone
I am sorry, but you are practically still their little kid. You are in no position to demand "freedom". I agree it is a bit crepy, but that is the tax for living in 21st century. With face recognition and your cellphone, the gov practically tracks them as they track you.
So op, what are you planning to do which they must not know?
>fuck girl?
>drugs?
>trafficing people?
Or is it really only about the creep level? Hang in there op. Just a few years, you will get some job and be done with it.
Also have you considered leaving your phone at home or simply disable internet connection / gps?
What is the part of your story which you havent told us?
recommend some degrees to major in
>>18350171
IT or CS are the only descent ones.
>>18350171
Finance or Accounting.
>>18350171
Chemical Engineering is a good one.
First off, I'll explain why virginity and my dealings with sex is weird. My parents had me at 18, both fuck ups that had a crappy relationship that they forced after the baby before fizzling out early into it. My whole childhood, I was always going back and forth with them each week. They all had plenty of issues, both with the other parent and with their own lives, and even as a child, I still always boiled it down to the moment they had me. If I wasn't born, they could've both left their own ways ezpz, they could've gone after their goals, etc. As I grew older, girls and guys got sluttier and it never really vibed with me. I was practically raised by my grandparents, and they tried to raise me right since my parents were both shitlords, gave me a lot of churchy moral advice that I took to heart even though I never bothered with their religion. I'm not ugly, I had a few girls that were interested in me at school, but it always disappointed me how superficial they were. I guess seeing the impact that casual sex had on my parents made me wary of it, I always wanted someone to love rather than just something to fuck.
Years later, I meet a girl in college. Things are great, she's really wholesome, nonslutty, a virgin, etc. It was a little rough at first, as having my first relationship was a new experience for me, but I rededicated myself to her after a period of silence where I avoided her because I was afraid that she liked me more than I liked her, and I didn't want to hurt her or take her first time if I couldn't fully commit. After getting back together, things got better and better, and things seemed great. Around Trump's candidacy though, issues arose. I'm white, she's latina, and she'd always take out anger and issues on me over liberal views. Granted, I wasn't really too into either major candidates, but she'd pretty much just take her anger out on me over the new "bad thing" of the week that white people were somehow responsible for. She also became - - -
>>18349021
- - - very insecure and possessive. She'd blame me for her weight gain, go through my phone and yell at me for dumb jokes I made with friends, yell at me for a conversation I had with my cousin's gf (she was asking which Monster Hunter monster was his favorite for a surprise gift idea), etc. It wasn't all bad, I still loved her and we still had good times, but she wasn't the person she was when we first got together. It seemed like after she started disrespecting me about all the white people bullshit, she started disrespecting me in other ways. It was my first relationship though, and I still loved her, so it was hard to really threaten her with a breakup or anything, even when I wanted to during bad periods of the relationship. Even then, I'm the kinda guy that'd rather work something out than just end something, so I'd always try to work issues out. After about a year of this though, I moved to another city due to a flood fucking up my mom's house, and she broke up with me. We were already a minor LDR and it wasn't really that big of a move, but I'm still mentioning it just due to the timing. I was heartbroken, tried to ask if it was because of issues we could work out, etc. She told me that I was not the person I was when she first met me, and that she didn't see a future with me. We kept in light contact though, each of us occasionally going through emotional outbursts, though her never allowing a rekindling, and eventually it simmered down and we'd just have occasional normal conversations.
Recently though, she brought up the topic of our first time. In all of our relationship, we had never been able to have sex. Not to sound like I'm bragging, but it'd never fit in there. I honestly feel like I'm pretty average, but she's much smaller framed than me, and it just couldn't get in. During our relationship, she'd always cry or wince and I'd feel bad, and we'd push it off until "next time". She'd do other things for me, though she was too shy to - - -
>>18349046
- - - let me do anything for her. I loved her though, and it was never really a big issue for me, as I wanted to keep her comfort and readiness in mind.
Now that we're broken up though, "next time" isn't a convenient luxury. She said that even though she doesn't love me anymore, she would still want me to be her first. To be honest, I wanted it to, as the mere idea of someone else claiming her virginity drove me insane with jealousy. The longer I've been without her though, the more I've though about it, and it's become a very complicated topic for myself.
The night would come tomorrow, as it's the first time free of work and my recent moving trouble. On one hand, I loved her and wanted her as my first, I am attracted to her, and I feel like doing this with someone like her would be a meaningful use of my first time. On the other hand, I feel like maybe the idea of doing it now that I know she doesn't love me anymore steals from it, and that going through with it would cheapen it. I'm kinda running on fumes at the moment and I'm rambling, but I'm scared and confused. I really don't know if I should or shouldn't call it off. I'd only get one chance, she likely wouldn't talk to me if I cancelled. I'm a 23 year old virgin at this point, and I'm just at a loss, struggling between my desires, my morals, my affection for her, my disappointment and heartbreak over her breaking up with me and the development of our relationship, etc.
Can anyone offer me their perspective or advice? I'm about to pass out, but I hope that maybe when I wake up, some posts might clear things up for me before I have to see her.
>>18349021
You dated the worst kind of shit bag beaner there is. This girl sounds horrible. I know you remember good times and you are convinced she isn't all bad but you need to cut ties. She did you a favor when she sporadically cut things off. I know 23 is a bit late to still be a virgin and you want to cross it off the list to be over with it but she isn't the one. Wait a little bit longer and find someone that isn't racist towards you and treats you better.
Apart from my assessment of her as a person I'll tell you why you shouldn't stick your dick in her.
1. It was your first relationship
2. You are a virgin
Because it was your first relationship you don't have anything to compare it to. You don't have a better relationship to compare it to so you are overestimating just how good it was. If you only had strawberry icecream you would think that was the greatest flavor but things would be different if you had tasted a variety. To touch on my second point you're a virgin. Experiencing this sexual act with her will make you more emotionally involved with her. This coupled with her being your first relationship, you will become addicted again to her. She already doesn't seem to be a great girlfriend and if you get even more attached it will kill you slowly in the long run. It is going to hurt but you need to cut her off and never speak to her again. Listen to your brain not your emotions.
apologies for the errors or if this is a bit scatterbrained, it's rather late where I am
I went to Thailand and left my gf here by herself. She doesent have a lot of friends bc she is new here but they are mostly guys. Nerds. And there's this one guy I really don't like. After I got back I found out she went to his house and she has been spending a lot of time with him. The day I got back I spent most of it with her, and she had four missed calls and a text from him. A couple nights ago he texted her just saying "avocado" and it made me feel bad bc she laughed in a way that was just weird. I've told her I don't like how much he talks to her. And today when we were walking back to class, the day after I told her I don't like it, she texts him trying to hide it. I really don't like it and I don't know if acting jealous or just being a douche.
That was a week ago now and things are getting better. I talked to her about it and she laughed ( hurt my feelings a bit) and said she never usually answers anyway. It made me feel better.
I just found out that she is with him right now. This kid usually walks around til he finds friends, when he spits us and talks to us he leaves shortly after. I hate his guts. I want him to stay away from me and my gf.
Should I tell him to frick off? How should I go about doing it?
you cant tell her what to do and if you try to its gonna come back around to bite you in the ass 100x worse. really this is in her hands and if she decides to go another way, she did you a favor in the long run because she didnt feel the same way you did
dont confront the guy though because then you will really look like a controlling douche and make him look alot better in comparison, especially if you have no real reason to
Instead of controlling who she sees could I instead control who I see and say "stay away from me, I don't care if you see anon gf just stay away from me". Another thing too, is that she thinks I'm a mean person. And recently I have grown to hate a lot of people. I think this has to do with the fact that I have very few good friends and one of them is in another state and the other dropped out of school. How can I cope with this and stop hating other people ?
He either fucked her or is about to
Looking bad for you OP
What is a good place to meet new people? I haven't hung out with anyone in 2 years. I'm obsessed with spirituality and religion. I'm not ugly and I'm pretty confident, but i just can't find anyone like me at all, nobody here is religious and if they are they aren't very thoughtful. I just want to find a nice religious girl :/ I believe in God and I try to take it very seriously. I don't even know where to look for someone like this. There are no good churches here and ugh lol. I used to do psychedelics so my view on life is different than others. I'm not trying to sound all "lol i'm so woke bro" or anything. Is there any websites that aren't shit? dating sites are annoying and all of the girls on them are dumb. I don't even give a shit if it's long distance, I don't even talk to anyone online. People think i'm a schizophrenic lol.
>>18348122
>nobody here is religious and if they are they aren't very thoughtful.
Where do you live? I want to go there.
>>18348140
everyone is non-religious pretty much
>>18348140
Move to Utah if you like Mormons. Anywhere outside of Salt Lake is a safe bet to find plenty of Mormon girls
I've come to the conclusion that I'm too far gone and socially retarded to integrate into society beyond being a silent workhand. I've genuinely given up on trying to understand group dynamics and shit for the last 28 years I've been alive.
Now it's time to claim some sort of retard/mental illness bux.
What sort can I get?
I'm more than sure I'm clinically depressed, since I haven't felt "good" for, God knows how long, and I know some sort of mental illness runs on my mother's side of the family. And I suspect I could be diagnosed with some sort of assburgers, does that pay out?
>>18347590
Bump.
As somebody who works in the benefits sector in the UK:
HAHAHAHAHA
Good fucking luck, buddy, they're telling people without legs to get off disability benefits. Your best hope is to go to the CAB and get them to help you convince one of the disability benefits to take you. If not you'll end up on UC who I have literally seen chase dead people for debts. They got rid of their lower tier disability payment so you pretty much have to be diagnosed with a terminal illness that will kill you I'm the next six months before they'll give you shit.
OP. Go to the doctor and get help.
It might sound really stupid to you... it did to me for years... but its well worth it.
Where abouts in the UK are you?
Im socially retarded also. 0.o