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The same way you would pick up any girl.

If you can't go up to a girl at a party or concert and get her number after flirting with her you're hopeless. This should be second nature to you by age 18.

>>18355756
>have money
>be good looking
>Ado your own cosplay, bonus pts if it's a related cosplay, i.e. Kirito talking to an Asuna cosplayer
>have your own room to go back to
>alcohol/drugs

Go to the nightly dances or raves, usually girls are easier to approach there than any other time.

If you lack the social skills to pick up a girl in any other situation, you're not going to be able to do it at cons.


Also if you're ugly there's no point. Just because a girl is easier doesn't mean that she doesn't have standards.

How do I get rid of moles so I could drown in pussy

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I miss you. You're a great person, I wish you could see that for yourself. I also wish both of us were in a better place to be friends. I'm sorry. I know I'm completely nuts, and have so many problems, but you've also helped me realize how strong I am and how I can overcome even this terrible roadblock in my life.

You're so smart, capable, caring, interesting, and wonderful. I don't want you to let her destroy you. Because you're precious to me... Even if I only just met you. I hope I have given you some strength for you to be able to fight your demons. I will continue to fight mine. And I hope one day to be able to talk to you again.

I'm going to learn a plumbing trade on Monday and even though its the foundations course I'm already scared as fuck about it. I want to change my life around and I hate that I'm stuck in this self loathing and sort of egotistical rut.

I have no fucking clue how you do this as asexual, or why you'd go on a date anyway. Normally you'd, you know, talk about how you feel about each other or some shit.

>>18355592
We're not aromantic, we just want a relationship without sex. Dating seems intuitive to me.

>talk about how you feel about each other

I guess that makes sense. Do you just start a conversation about this like "how do you feel about me"? Feels a little dramatic.

Disclaimer: I have practically no experience with relationships in or out of real life.

>>18355616
Yeah, I know what you mean. Okay. Well, if you haven't already had romantic talk, you need to reach that. I mean, last girl I dated, I literally started opening conversations with shit like "Good morning beautiful". Kinda cringe but she liked it.

But yeah, it's one of those things that's hard to really... explain. I've never really looked at the evolution of flirting, but it's literally as simple as inching towards each other. And, yeah, each successive "scaling up" is going to feel risky, but it feels pretty damn good when it takes.

>It's warm and sunny
>comfy windblown

If you want those things you should be able to enjoy them just fine on your own. Go for a walk.

>>18355561
Guessing you're in England. I just slept most of the day. I feel bad as any other day.

>>18355565
I always regret it when I go for a walk. Because I always think it can help me to solve my boring situation, but actually it makes it worse.


>>18355566
Nah, actually in Austria, but there are just old people in my ghosttown so I cant do much.

What are you after? You're asking contradictory things. Do you want to become a bad boy or popular with girls?

>>18355254
I suppose a man who successfully flirts with girls would be popular among them. Not popular in the sense they're always coming to him to solve or listen to their problems, but popular in that women enjoy and are aroused by his mere presence.

Have money. Pick up the bill. Try having a boat party. Nobody likes a cheap jerk unless u got a big dick

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>if I could go back in time, I'd tell Past David, and anyone else offering this condescending, dismissive, wet shart of an attempt at advice, to please grasp something:

>The fat people you make fun of and condescend to probably have more willpower than you do.

>>18355208
Is this one the error?

>>18355211
I don't know. That's where I stopped reading.

Maybe you're creepy or socially awkward and you don't realize it? I'm not the most attractive to females in any facet and I've never had an issue getting any.

How about you stop focusing on girls, moron? Grow up.

YOU
DON'T
NEED
A
GIRLFRIEND

>>18355144
How does one "stop being creepy"? I'm not socially awkward, but this seems to sounds about right actually.

>>18355146
>stay miserable and lonely your entire life or you're a moron
Fuck off

Don't do it, man. She isn't going to come around the second time and the heartache will only get worse. Take it as it is and improve yourself into someone she would want to be with. If you follow through with this you will definitely ruin your relationship with her if you haven't already. She will think that all you want to do is be with her as a bf and stop hanging around you. DONT DO IT OP, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE

Women do not like it when you tell them "about why you like them." You have to go there and be assertive.

You know, I don't want to be an asshole but I will be straight with you because that's the most effective way to cut down to the core. You are completely beta and you approach this in a completely beta way. You telling her that you like her or explaining to her why you like her won't make her fall in love for you and give you a chance.
You have to look attractive to her. That's literally it. There's a reason why so many women and up fucking dudes or go into relationships with guys that don't give much of a shit about them. That means liking her is not a necessity or valuable at all in getting her to be your girlfriend.

If you want to get her interested in you, start talking to her less or even ignoring her while hanging out with other girls. No, you don't have to hang out with them with the incentive to bang or anything. You also don't have to like them. But she needs to see you spending time with other girls. Afterwards you straight up ask her for a date and she will most likely say yes, because by being liked by other women you appear tremendously more attractive to her.
That's what I did to my best female friend in junior high and she started randomly kissing me and sending me flirty texts. And she totally friendzoned me before.
Tbh, I didn't do it on purpose with my best female friend back then.

Bumping because I feel the same way.

I've searched the answer for 10 years and I still haven't found it.

>>18355137
>not even my parents
i'm not sure why the idea that parents are suppsed to understand their kids is so widespread. maybe it comes from childhood or something where we relied on them for everything. parents never have and never will understand their kids, it's extremely exceptional when they do. stop expecting them to understand you as a given, when the opposite is true.

you'll find people who understand you, but nobody is ever going to care as much about how you feel as you do. it's just not their problem and there's nothing they can do about it.

>>18355085
https://www.zappbug.com/get-rid-of-bed-bugs/bed-bugs-diatomaceous-earth/
Make SURE it's food grade and to wear a dust mask when applying it.

>>18355085
Honestly dude youre beat forever they laid eggs in your scalp probably and no matter where you go eventually theyll hatch and get on your stuff and have more babies so honestly and truthfully dude i would say you life is probably over

>>18355085
Burn the bed and get a new one, probably cheaper to do than all this stuff

Also wash all other textiles in heavy salt/vinegar/chloride/water mixture and soak your scalp on that as well 2 times a day for a week.

same, only I'm 23 and still in college, time flying fast, shit

You're out of your prime but time lost is time lost. Accept where you are and keep working to make your future vision come true. If you know you want a wife keep dating. That's all you can really do, you'll learn as you go but if you're diligent you'll catch up.

You're OK until you reach either 30 (with alcohol/tobacco/drugs) or 40 (without)

Don't worry so much if you're a man. The biggest problem that'll come with age is the possibility that you're unable to relate to/understand your children due to age difference.

>have a kid when 20
>15 year old kid has a 35 year old parent who can at least somewhat understand them and even share interests

>have a kid when 40
>15 year old kid has a 55 year old as a parent who finds everything they talk about confusing and weird

this is the main thing

Oh and the circled date is when he had sex and she took the pill

>>18355002
when we*

pls respond

No don't do iiiiit...

>>18354987
Do it, its basically an excuse to get drunk every night and party every weekend.

My personal advice is to pick a job you wont be able to do in civilian life. Something either combat, or intelligence, or something to do with weapons. Once youre out youll never be able to do any mil specific things, so if you ever wondered what it would like to drive a tank or learn how to gunsmith military type weapons, or learn how to scout or do squad tactics, you wont be able to as a civ.

Dont pick a job because it will transfer to civ. It wont. All civ cares about, even fed, is that you have a degree and 2-3 years of generic experience.

I did 4 years in intel, and after getting out, i was competing for jobs against civs straight out of uni with a 4 year degree and zero work exp. I ended up using gi bill to get a degree, and travel. And now work for fed as an intel GS9.

I regret not learning actual mil shit, because i could have got this job without any work exp.

Buddy of mine tried for FBI with same work exp, and degree, but they wanted LEO experience so he ended up getting a masters in forensics, and working as a reserve cop in the mean time.

>>18355132
Cont

Also while youre in, make sure to apply for every training you can.

Get youre free motorcycle license, apply for tactical schools that are mil only, order expensive guns for cheap or are mil only, and save at least 500$ a month until youre out. Then buy a house with the VA loan, rent it out or live in for a year, then flip the house for a profit and buy all the dream toys you want

>>18354955
>no friends or social life
Online dating. Chat up some dudes there yourself and you will see.

But the real question is why would 20something teen want to hook up with dudes who are already married / divorced with 1+ children of theit own. Daddy issues?

You can call bf of your age daddy as well and if you let him, he will even choke and slap you too.

>>18354968
Young guys aren't interested in me

And I find older guys physically attractive

>>18354955
Eww, disgusting

>>18354910
Try telling him what you just said. If you can't, then maybe your relationship isn't so great.

Since this sounds important to you, I'd give him a chance to sort himself out. Love does wonders.

>>18354918
I've gotten so emotional and distressed that I just give him the hard truth sometimes and he just takes it. I tell him pretty much the same shit I posted. I'm not shy, nor am I soft spoken. His mannerisms won't change , ultimately id just be changing who he is, and he doesn't deserve that. I'm lashing out because of my unhappiness and it isn't fair.

>>18354910
I would break it off and see if he starts changing. A girl I use to be in a relationship with I was doing kind of terrible I was mostly about sex and half assing conversation but after it I learned to kind of take in her interests talk to her more and advance my life to at least hope she would want to be with me.

Sadly it seems like she is interested but only if I live where she is at (different country)