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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Bradon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off
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Women: how does the penetration work while your hymen is intact? I've read many stories of women experimenting with toys while they were still virgins. Does it necesserly means they've lost their physical virginity? If not, how can you go with a toy and be safe about your hymen?
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>>18370092
The hymen isn't a 'wall' so much as its a sensitive tissue the lines the walls of the vaginal canal
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>>18370127
and the conclusion?

you can fit something thin through it?

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any other (clinically diagnosed) autist femanons? does it affect you in daily life? are you neurotypically 'passable'? i went through my whole life knowing was different but everyone put it down to me being extremely shy and asocial. now at 18 i got a formal diagnosis, and i'm not sure how to go about it- whether it will affect my chances of employment, forming relationships, etc. because i must admit i would never want to be in relationship with a fellow autist, as horrible as that sounds. so i would expect others to feel the same when they find out. E.g. a guy i was in semi-interested in came clean to me when he told me he was autistic and it was an immediate turn off. its completely shallow, but its just the way i feel. i dont want someone that reminds me of me.
can anyone relate?
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>>18370072
post more pics :)
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>>18370072
>you will never be an autistic girl
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>my whole life
>18

hooo boy.

if you're gonna take your diagnosis as a 'I can't do anything normally' then you are truly limiting yourself.

and seriously, if you're posting on 4chan you're probably not that autistic.

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I got a DUI about a month ago and my first court date for the ticket is in a week. Any advice on how to handle this?

My axle broke on the freeway causing me to hit the rear end of the car in front of me. I live in So Cal and took the Breathalyzer test twice with varying results (according to CHP, they wouldn't tell me the results), and then opted for the blood test on the third and documented test. I have not seen the results of those tests.The ticket is for a misdemeanor, 23152(b) 23152 (a)

help me out yes?
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The crash don't mean nothing it's what the test come back. Unless you killed them in crash that's a different story
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>>18370018
show up 30 minutes early, dress professional, act polite and civilized.
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>>18370045
thats actually quite helpful, but im also wondering if

I should fight it?

should i get a lawyer?

is there any information i should request for my court date?

this is my first ticket ever so i really dont know how to... "courtroom"?

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My sister was raped last weekend and I know who did it. I don't know what to do, but I'm filled with rage inside, and she doesn't want to press charges. I know the apt complex he lives in, and I want to give him the beat down of his life. How do I go about this without assault charges? Help me, adv.
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Honestly, you can fuck the dude up all you want. I feel like if you got sent to jail or prison or some shit the dudes there will praise you. Honestly that's really fucked up and you probably won't get the severe of a charge anyways.

Good luck man, sorry for your sister. I wish you
and your family all the best.
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Why the fuck doesn't she want to press charges? Do your parents know? Any of her friends you can talk to that might push her to change her mind about pressing charges?
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>>18369877
I wouldn't do anything for the time being honestly, wait for the situation to cool down and for the guy to feel safe. Then when he (or anyone else for that matter) least expects it, you take care of him and maintain a low profile whilst doing so

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Let's talk kids.

Why do people try to guilt you into having kids, by saying things like "you won't be happy until you have one," or "everything is so much better with kids," only to shit talk how tired they are, or how they don't do anything with their lives anymore like a day later?

I don't feel like I know any happy parents. It seems like a bunch of people trying to say something repeatedly so that they'll trick themselves into believing it.

Why would I want kids instead of a restful night's sleep and the money and freedom to enjoy life?
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Kids bring some form of enjoyment and happiness. Yes they can annoy you and cost money to raise but you will be ok just remember to leave your money to the hospice nurse
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>>18369795
You dont have to have kids. Be childless.

Just let me tell you that by having 0 children you are failure from the grand perspective. It is all still about survival of the fittest and nature selection. If you are too lazy to breed, you are no better than pandas.

And if your parents are forcing you to have children, tell them they should had more children themselves so at least one wouldnt turn up as failure.

Enjoy your life and remember, no regrets!
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>>18369801

I'd honestly rather just swallow a bullet at the point I'm incapable of caring for myself. Why spend years and years burdening their family while you shit yourself and watch gameshow reruns and slowly forget things?

Having kids just as an insurance policy seems pretty shitty.

>>18369845

Survival of the fittest doesn't exist in a world where "the fittest" include a bunch of welfare babies and people insulated so far from the real world that they're going to survive pretty much regardless of how badly they fuck up.

I have an internet friend of several years who is a big Trump supporter. He appears to have a mild islamophobic streak and has even started using the word cuck recently.

Is there some sort of test I can go through to decide whether I should block him and move on with my life? We are more or less friends out habit but there is very little substantial going on there. However I don't have any other male friends so I would be losing that.
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>>18369638
start hanging out with a bunch of
>them foreign lookin folks
read up on /pol/-lore
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I had some friends who I realized years later were pretty racists and they weren't being subtle about it. Like saying nigger very loudly. I had to drop them. They were fun people but I'm not trying to get stabbed over some stupid shit a friend says.

You should at least bring your concerns to your friends and ask them to chill. If they won't, then it wasn't meant to be.
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He speaks the truth let him be

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so I'm going to a convention in a month and I want to pick up girls. If not get a gf at least get a girl-friend. 6'1 and not ugly (I think) what are some things I can say to start conversation or general stuff I can do to talk to people without looking like a creepy faggot?
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when I say "pick up" I don't mean fuck and throw away I mean get an actual relationship with.
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>>18369636
What Con? Anime comic or adult
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>>18369641
comic con of my country so yeah anime basically. Biggest weeb I know irl and also into 2hu if that's anything

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Hey guys this is probably a pretty common kind of question you see around here. I just graduated with somewhat of a meme degree -- it's actually called "psychobio", basically just psychology with some bio classes. No job, and the only work experience I have is fast food.

So what I've been doing the past two weeks is sending out resumes using indeed.com to positions that require a degree or something and pay over 12 an hour. I really want to work with animals so I've been applying to relevant shit.

Does one ever get a job like this?...Just by sending in resumes? Or should I be trying to find a job at some local pet store instead?
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>>18369580
go back to mcdonalds
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80% of all jobs are acquired through people already in the business, so no.

Only 10% of people are actually able to get jobs, relationships, etc without any help from anyone else, or references. We live in a world where everyone is afraid you might be some psychopath so doing anything alone just makes you look like more of one.

>Why don't they have *insert any standard social position*
>They must be weird/ crazy/ gay
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Don't just send resumes, stop by and chat. Let them know how much you want to work for them. You could probably get something at a groomer shop or a dog daycare.

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OK /adv/ I may have fucked up and I came to you guys first before I start making a huge deal about it yet.

2 days ago I creampied my girlfriend and I made sure that I wasn't all the deep and all that, plus she is on the pill and has been for months. When we fucked she told me she was 2 days late for her period and today it would be four days. She said that she was feeling cramps like usual for those 2 missed days and today she is feeling similar cramps with more pelvic cramps being the only difference.

How fucked am I /adv/?
There could be a chance that she is pregnant from a previous time we had sex but this was the only creampie we've had and I waited until she said she was at her time of the month.
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>>18369508

Don't freak out. Being a few days late is normal and it happens, especially if she's on the pill. Since she's on BC, the chance is already minimal and since she was close to her period, the chance is even smaller.
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>>18369517
That's where I'm at, anon. I told her to give me a headsup if anything else happens and I'm going to bomb her with questions when she gets home.
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Worrying creates stress which could cause her to be even more late, so if you really want to settle this just get a test.

How long has she been on the pill?

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20 y/o, raised as an atheist/non-religious. I'm realizing how much of a nihilist I am and seeing how its affected me, making me feel meaningless, apathetic and a little depressed.
I've always been this way and it sucks, I just want to feel meaningful. I'm considering joining a christian church what denomination should I join?
Willing to attend a few different denominations to get a feel for each so far considering catholic, protestant, and lutheran. What type of christian are you guys?
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>>18369410
I like nondenominational christian churches. Always a positive atmosphere and it doesn't feel like they just go through the motions as it sometimes does at catholic churches. That being said, try them all out. Different branches have an emphasis on different fields.

I attend a nondenominational church and I enjoy it. I went to catholic mass growing up but I never really found the messages there to speak to me. If you have a mega church near you then those are pretty nice. They usually are very well organized and do a great job welcoming members. Although it can feel a bit impersonal at first they tend to have small groups for their members that gives you a strong social circle. Let me know if you have any other questions.
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>>18369410
catholic. don't trust heretics
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>>18369422
how do you present urself to a new church? just go there to the priest and say "hi I'm new nice to meet you?" lol

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how can i get a suomi grill to like me,
german 19 (yes there is 13 years of school in some bundeslaender). She is top of the class in math and dresses traditional. Not slutty. How do i get her to like me?
pls help
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>>18369395
pls anyone
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>>18369395
Wtf is a Suomi ?
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>>18369419
U Ned to provide some context, like a pic of wtf it looks like, so we know what area we can focus on to help u, does she have any hobby , pets , what does she like? Maybe she's a secret slut u just don't know

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How can I stop being a NEET?

>29yo
> got out of hi school with almost top grades, tried college sum years ago but left bcuz it was full of normies / I was not ready(?)
>be basically a NEET since then, living with my parents with just a few occasional short menial jobs.
> lost my (few) friends and can't get new ones, lives in a town where basically everyone (but me) knows each other
>never had a gf, even if I am not ugly, but too shy/ ankward

What are my chances to become a normie at this point? What should I do?
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>>18369201
Stop using the word normie. Try finishing your education or going to a trade school. Save enough money and have a plan that you work towards to help you move out. Have a specific date and hold yourself accountable so you don't put it off. Possibly consider moving when you have enough to a new city. Pick up interesting hobbies that lend to you as a person and force yourself into social situations.
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Are your parents rich op?
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>>18369201

Study. Find a job.

How do you find a job? Ask people you know. Look online. Buy the newspaper.

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>See qt at college
>Stalk her in FB
>Realize she has an Instagram account
>I have one, but without any pic, just to follow bitches and qts
>Try to follow her
>She reject me
>Try to follow her two days later
>She reject me
>Try to follow her three days later
>She reject me
>Try to at least follow her boyfriend one week later
>He reject me

Now i have a private message from her and I'm scared as fuck to open it, and the most probable it is only saying "the fuck are you?" or "fuck off creep"
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Open it, and share it with us. We're here to support you scaredanon.
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Some people don't accept fake accounts. Try making it more real than fake.
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>>18368975
eh I have the same instagram just for following qts
never have ur problem kek
show me hers

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I'm 18 and have a girlfriend, but for over a year now sex has been impossible one way or another
>have 7 inch bent down pens
>can't stay hard enough around her at the moment before penetration
>can't have sex at her house or mine
>when I tried, my 13 y/o brother acted like a little bitch and threatened to snitch
>can't do it at a friends house
only "friend" that let us was a creep who would only allow it if he watched and joined in
>got caught by cops trying to do it and now have a court case Friday

is reincarnation real? can I just kill myself and hope I come back an animal or plant? or should I just do drugs for fun?
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>work some hours
>get a motel room
>you now can fuck you are gf

what a difficult task it was, ill take a night with your gf for it
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>>18368907
>have 7 inch bent down pens
ok? why's that relevant?
>can't stay hard enough around her at the moment before penetration
???

You're talking in riddles.
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>>18368913
>getting a job is that easy
I applied to 80. I had two part time Jobs buy my fucking overly caring and responsible mother forced me to save it in bank or buy some clothing shit with it
>thinking we can easily explain to her parents that I'm at a motel banging their daughter
they're extremely strict.
>banging my gf
she has specific standards, honestly I doubt she would let you

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So I have this lesbian best friend who I am madly in love with for over a year now. Feelings I have for her are still growing. It's crazy, I never felt so connected with anyone in this world, she feels the same. I'm her best friend as well. We discussed my feelings towards her, we are such a good friends that we can afford an open discussion. I don't know, she made pretty clear that her feelings won't change and she will always only like girls.
However we were pretty intimate on a couple of occasions, she slept over, I was just spooning her, cuddling her to sleep. Way too intimate for just friends. This week we were just enjoying a nice day at the park with a nice bottle of wine. Again it ended up with her sitting at my lap while I cuddled her. She would probably never just come close that to me without me asking but when I do, she always come to my arms. We were talking shit jokingly and what not and she said that we both should find someone. Than she added that it will be hard now that she knows me, that she has her standards set way too high. I just had to accept what she said and told her that she is everything I was ever looking for in this world, she just cuddled her head to my chest...

What the fuck does that mean? Would she tell that if she didn't feel something more than friendship to me? What the fuck is this shit, I'm so bamboozled about her. She went through some tough shit accepting what she is and I guess that maybe she's just confused about what she feels. We're both at college, both still pretty young.
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>>18368663
if you're that guy from few days ago, advice is the same. she's treating you like you're her SO without having to deal with your gross penis. she's also making you unable to move on and find someone you're compatible with. talk to her that you should remain friends and friends only, no cuddling or any of that shit.
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>>18368701
But it feels so good.
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>>18368713
i know..i know..but wouldn't it feel better if she could actually returns romantic feelings? this is just dumb desu, what happens when she finds somoene else? only then will you realize you should've pulled out sooner, save yourself while you still have time

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