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>tfw 110 IQ
>tfw 5th grade math level
>tfw 8th grade reading level
>tfw never passed a math test from 6th grade onwards.
>tfw can barely spell without the help of a computer
>tfw don't even know multiplication tables besides 5 and 10
>tfw failed nearly every subject in HS
>tfw dropped out at 16 because I was always the worst in class, had no friends, depressed, rejected by every female.

Should I end it all? I'm from a wealthy family and I'm decent looking but my low iq has screwed me for life. I couldn't even complete HS, I shouldn't have even been in HS. I just want to go to a university and live on my own. My parents said they would pay for everything but I could never go to even a cc. Has Any one else screwed over by their low IQ? Have any advice? What should I do? I am extremely depressed becuase of this.

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We are people spewing this meme? There aren't fucking 7billion and increasing direct connections connecting every human to every other human. No one is entitled to other people and no one owes every single person they come across anything. It's a WEB. You have people you're either directly connected with, indirectly connected with, aquianted with, complete strangers to, etc. What happens in one persons side of the web doesn't always, or even ever, affect another side of the web. Why do people spew this meme about how everyone is in on this together when it's fucking nonsense?

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Got a fail grade for an assignment I worked really hard for. Literally a poor mark in every single criteria for the assessment rubric save for one. I believe my tutor and whoever else had a hand in marking my work are being a bunch of assholes. I can take criticism and understand that my work isn't perfect by any means, but failing me seems a tad excessive. I did (or at least I think I did) everything the assessment asked me to do and I wasn't even allowed to pass. How does this happen and what can I do about it? I'm thinking of disputing the result but I doubt anything will come of it

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There is this girl at work. I like her, she likes me. But she has a boyfriend.

Everyone says they're not good for each other. They're always fighting, and he's always acting jealous and in my objective opinion, a little bit like a woman.

Anyway, is there a way I can subtly suggest she should leave him for me without coming across as scummy/jealous? Or should I not even go there?

P.S. She goes to college at the end of summer so I really want to make this happen, cause I'll probably never see her again.

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>finally close to getting with the girl I've wanted to date since freshman year
>friend had a hard crush for her, fucked him up when he got rejected
>friend also probably has mild undiagnosed autism
>warn him that the girl's got a crush on someone (obviously me)
>she confesses her feelings, nothing official yet
>have a crisis, leave town for a cruise for a week
>get back to america
>check phone
>friend texted
>"Anon you could've told me it was you"
ohshit.jpg
>he tells me he's okay with me dating her
>two days later he texts me again
>goes into detail about how he's gonna get into a relationship with her if it doesn't go well
>acts as if he knows it won't work out and that he actually has a chance
>not even joking

what am I supposed to do about this autistic fuck, /adv/?

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How do I become fun at parties?

>inb4 just get in there bro
I'm fat, people react like I'm an STD or a rapist.

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So I think I might have jumped from being a 4 to a 8.5(?) in a matter of two months...weight loss, skincare...whatever it was that did it, the change was quick and dramatic.

Almost every guy smiles at me and/or checks me out, a few have confessed to me...along with a girl that came onto me...random guys come up to my window to say hi (it's getting creepy)...even today during an ugly, overcast day where I thought I'd look awful, I still got the positive attention and compliments...this shit's ridiculous.

Fuck I'm not even at my peak. Still somewhat chubby, need to do squats, etc...
>unflattering clothing
>bare minimum make-up (only wear suncreen, lip balm, and cover-up)
>hair cut short
>absent-minded, kinda childish

I'm a patchwork of every insecurity in the ol' book and I genuinely wept over my looks a month ago. It's not that I want to be self-absorbed, but it did bother me that my looks were likewise bothersome to other people (or so I assumed). Because of traumatic past experiences I tended to write off any positive attention as being some sort of lie...
So. Yeah. Fucked up psyche. Woo.

And I find that, even now when I can't deny that people are honestly into me, I...I don't feel good enough?
What's with me? Why must I feel so awful about myself? Maybe it's because over all these years of depression, I've lost the sense of myself, of who I am...and even now when I might be at the cusp of being not only socially acceptable, but wholeheartedly embraced, I'm haunted. It's like who I am just will never be good enough and I don't even give a fuck about all the "positive attention." Where should I even go from here? I just feel so fucked up and fake no matter how "real" and "genuine" people say I am...I'm empty...

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>living fairly shit to average life at 25 (living on my own albeit a shithole and driving a shit car and banging 5/10s)
>grandpa whom I barely talked to and maybe saw twice a year dies, after taxes I got around 90k and 20 acres of undeveloped land 2 hours away.
>not sure if I'm going to keep the land for hunting or sell,probably not worth paying taxes on.
>got a nice car and paid off bills, still stuck in my shithole lease and looking for a new place
Whats the best way to spend my remaining $50k?will post Moar for posts itt

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Hello. I'm an androgynous woman, and I thought my problem was just that I was ugly so I did everything in my power to cure that,I'm still working on it, it's hard to gain weight but not impossible. Anyway, I look good again to an extent but I think that I look slightly mannish. It's not really one thing about me, as much as it is the whole picture. I have a babyish round face but if you swapped my genitals I could still look decent, albeit short and with small bone structure. That's just the thing, my body isn't androgynous except for the fact I have small skinny hips, but my face. When I was a teen I used to wish I was a guy, I wouldn't have minded back then but once I actually got mistaken for a guy, it threw me off. I just want to be normal, and feminine. I wax my faint mustache, which people say they don't even notice, I eat foods that contain estrogen, I don't exercise, could that be it? I try to wear makeup but it's tedious for me. I don't dress guyish but I have worn guy article of clothings, but you cannot tell they are. I have a high pitched voice and some of my features on their own are pretty. I hate my face, though. Can androgynous girls still be cute? A few people have called me cute but they don't know what they're talking about, and are probably fuckboys. It's mostly just girls doing the whole "girlpower" encouragement thing, and when I'm not trying super hard I don't get any acknowledgement or encouragement from either gender. I don't think I'm delusional about the way I look, either, people have told me I'm crazy but I don't think it's crazy of me, one time my ex sent people to harrass me after I dumped him a week of dating, and they said I looked like a man and it stuck with me. So, what do? How can I become cuter?

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Lads, last night I took a quarter of a tab of LSD and half a tab of MDMA. I went to the park with two close friends of mine and we took one of their dogs for a walk and listened to Lord of the Rings music and Brian Eno.

When I went home, I hallucinated a phone conversation with my ex in which I said my final goodbyes to her and told her I'd always love her, even though evidently our souls weren't meant to be eternally linked in this lifetime. I listened to Landslide by Fleetwood Mac and it felt like it was her singing it to me. I keep crying.

I also managed to have a philosophical breakthrough that aligns with the "cosmic joke" existential theory that I didn't know about before researching it during the comedown.

What does it all mean?

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> developed my first genuine crush on a guy
> he thinks I'm a lesbian
> what do?

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Should I go on Job Seekers Allowance?

I had a think about it and decided that having a job probably isn't for me. Should I go on the dole and become a NEET.
NEETs on r9k seem happy enough.

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That I will never be with my best friend who happens to be a lesbian. I am so so fucking in love with her and I don't know what to do. Sometimes I think that the feelings are gone and than I see her pretty face and all the shit is back. I'm in such a fucking pain knowing that what is for other people (read girls) so easy to get, will forever be forbidden to me. I am her best friend too, she loves me like nothing else but just in a friend way. I don't know what the fuck should I do.

We've talked about it, she knows what I feel towards her and has been really supportive, but I know that there's no other solution than separation. In the back of my mind I know that this is a dead end but whenever we are together I just lust for her so fucking much. I'm ripped to fucking pieces. I know that it's so simple - she's lesbian -> she doesn't want my dick, thus there's no possible romantic future for us but still. I think that the more I will be with her she will feel something for me. But it's nothing but a fucking fiction. God fucking damnit it's been over a year yet I still can't get over it, she's literally everything I've ever been looking for in a girl. Fuck my fucking life. Everytime it just spirals down to me getting shitfaced just to forget about what I desire for.

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How screwed, from 1-10, 10 being dead, will I be if I were to just drop out of college right now while hardly in debt and join a band doing a bunch of unstable jobs across the states?

Can play guitar and sing. I know a good amount of theory.

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Dad is an abusive piece of shit with self induced mental illness and today he hit my mom, what do I do about it