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This is what my gf eats for lunch 2017-05-30 11:30:29 Post No.18366698
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This is what my gf eats for lunch
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2017-05-30 11:30:29
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all this time I thought we were trying to be healthy and sharing cheat meals together for fun but no she's a legit fatass all the time. She even explained how this is ok, but it's literally cookie flavored pop tarts . I'm not kidding this has been going on for almost a year I found her pop tarts stowed away in her car where she hides them. She literally can't figure out why she is fat. I don't really have an advice question I'm just kinda shocked at how blatantly dumb my gf is can't figure out why she's fat.
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>>18366698
delusion is a powerful tool.
A guy came here demanding we explain why he has bad breath and swears he has good hygiene.
so we asked 'well, define good hygiene, how often do you brush your teeth'
>usually once a day
and to get him to admit that I had to admit that i only brushed once a day and had the same issue. we see other people, we see how they look, and we assume they must do everything we do, yet were cursed for some reason.
your gf is the same way. she sees thin people, she sees them eating something junkfoodish once and assumes they have the same diet as her.
TV makes it worse because we see people do nothing but eat good food. you only ever see people eating something legit healthy if its to make a point.
on the big bang theory the hot fit chick is only ever eating asian take out and burgers but shes super thin.
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>>18366698
No cheat meals if you want to get in shape. I can't stress this enough. Cheat meals turn into cheat days, and into cheat weeks, then "pop tarts are healthy."
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>>18366711
not to derail thread, but your breath shouldn't be that bad if you're brushing once a day.
its not perfect hygiene and it will probably let your plaque build up faster, but if you have death-breath it might be an infection or something.
or maybe he doesn't drink water and has a shit diet, idk. I guess I can imagine eating nothing but junk food and soda would make your breath stink.
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I just matched with a really beautiful girl on tinder and kind of just want to tell her that.
Is that my autism getting in the way or is an open compliment actually a good first move?
What are your tinder openers? Ice breakers. Etc. and pictures
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dont call her pretty. a lot of other guys might have done that before you. make a comment or little joke about something on her pics
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Hows my bio looking?
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>>18367531
one of the worst I've ever seen
your pictures are what really counts
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I turned 20 this year and I think I'm going gay? Not because I like men but because I'm literally bored of sex. I never have had that much desu though, but I feel like I already had enough sex and I want a relationship now. Like a special someone or something like that? Am I going gay? Is there something wrong with me?
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>>18366683
ur growing up
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>>18366688
This.
You realized that casual sex is overrated as fuck.
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>>18366683
the guy on the pic is 22
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Facing some drug dealing charges. 18. never been to jail, expecting to be sentenced to a year. Any tips? What should i do before im sentenced?
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Work out while you're in there, think about the mistakes you've made aND what to do to avoid coming back
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can I ask what happened?
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snitched on. caught with 4 xanax bars, 12 grams of weed and one tab of acid
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22 year old beta seeking advice. How to score pussy?
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>>18366556
just bee urself
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>>18366556
Invade Berlin and score in the subsequent mass rape, obviously.
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>>18366556
First of all, all war is based on deception
I will tell u more in one hour
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>24 y/o woman, virgin.
>Can set up a dick appointment with a guy, he's cool but a 4/10 at most.
>Not sure what to do.
I guess I'm not too ugly, but I'm depressed to hell and back and got 0 self esteem. Don't think I can ever get close enough to someone for a relationship or "that special first time", given up on that. But meanwhile the clock's ticking and I don't wanna still be a fucking virgin when I'm like, 30. And that aside, I do really just wanna get fucked bad. I mean really bad.
But meanwhile, I am a bit afraid of meeting up with someone for something like this. I have known the guy for a while and we talked a bunch, but this will be our first time meeting irl. And I obviously never met up with anyone to get fucked so I'm unsure how to go about it. Anxious as fuck.
What would you guys do in my position?
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>>18366555
I would tell me where you're from and maybe I will help you out personally.
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>>18366563
Very confident anon, I like that. But one of my main issues here is that I'm terrified of meeting someone for the first time and the chances that we're in the same country is next to none.
Thanks though.
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>>18366555
any pics?
:D
oh yeah don't just fuck a 4/10 to lose it
big mistake
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Would you advise someone to do blue collar or white collar work?
I have done some minimum wage "blue collar" jobs, and then a salaried white collar job.
Currently I'm NEET. I reckon blue collar work makes you strong and shit, and it's more fun. And you can earn SERIOUS FUCKING MONEY doing blue collar stuff. Electricians, plumbers, builders, double glazers, all this stuff - there is SERIOUS money to be made in some of this stuff, if you're good at what you do.
So what do you reckon?
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Also something to point out - I reckon blue collar work is more recession-proof. People need electricians, they need plumbers, they need tree surgeons, they need windows, they need broadband, they need insulation.
I dunno. As I say I have a white collar background really, but I just have this idea that blue collar would be better (I guess I formed this idea when I was fucking depressed as shit in my last office job).
Perhaps I am just being a fucking fantasist though? I guess you can still be incredibly successful doing white collar stuff. Maybe I just need to get back into a white collar job. Blue collar seems very appealing but for a person in my position (someone who's educated and stuff), it would be harder to get into blue collar stuff, I reckon. People would think "who the fuck is this posh kid stepping on our turf"
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I'd advise white collar work. Eventually, your body is going to break down, and you'll mostly always be stuck making what you're making now, but with arthritic knees, and younger dudes taking your work day by day.
Sure, maybe one day you'll own your own small business or some shit, but your max just won't be that much.
It depends on the kind of white collar shit you're doing though - don't process TPS reports and waste your life in a cube.
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>>18366323
>younger dudes taking your work day by day
Well that's why you need to work hard at it so you become very skilled, or you end up running a business (plumbing business, electrician business, whatever it happens to be).
>Sure, maybe one day you'll own your own small business or some shit, but your max just won't be that much.
Do you mean max earnings? A guy running his own plumbing business, electrician business, construction business can make TONS of fucking money.
>It depends on the kind of white collar shit you're doing though - don't process TPS reports and waste your life in a cube.
That's the thing. Most office workers are just cucks living in a cubicle. Better to get outside and get shit done.
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>Start working as a high school teacher
>Meet girl colleague same age of me. I have GF and I find her ugly and sometimes obnoxious (big SJW, gets mad when hearing dissenting opinions, super sensitive about everything) so this isn't about anything romantic between us
>She seems sort of into me, always talking to me even though what I say sometimes trigger her, even the most trivial things (movie tastes, etc)
>One day she wants to have a drink with me after work. Why not since she can also be ok to be around. We have a few drinks, good friend of mine joins us.
>They hit it off pretty well. They start dating after this. After 3 weeks he's already fed up with her dramas and obnoxious personality, dumps her by kinda dumping her. This is during the holidays.
>I come back at work. When she sees me she gives me the cold shoulder. Gives me a book I lended her back immediately even though she didn't read it. I get that the idea that she won't talk much with me anymore.
>I still say hello when I run into her. She answers me but then immediately goes.
>We have an argument about politics during lunch break.
>After this she straight up ignores me. Sometimes just in front of other colleagues, I say hello, no answer + she's leaving.
>I find this kind of rude so I start ignoring her back.
>She starts giving me mad looks now. Two females colleagues I was kinda friend with also give me the cold shoulder now...
>Deletes me from FB also.
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Well this escalated quickly. I'm leaving this high school next year and the end of the year is friday. I still have to monitor the students for their big end of the year exam with her. 4 hours in the same room providing furnitures/directives to the students and looking for any cheats. This usually is a team work... and this is a national exam that's very important here in France (the Baccalauréat)
I'm pretty sure she's got her own narration where it's all my fault and I'm a two faced bastard so I don't think this can be fixed by talking... any other way to fix this ?
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I meant "dump her by kinda ghosting her" after they had a big fight in front of her shitty nevrotic friends.
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Here was the political argument btw :
Her "I'm not voting for either Macron or Le Pen ! One is an ultra liberal banker the other's a fascist"
Me "technically Le Pen isn't fascist at all... I'd say right wing populist, but she just doesn't fit the definition of fascism"
Her "that's semantics who cares !!!"
Me "btw if she's fascists why is it okay for you to abstain ? Shouldn't you vote Macron then ?"
Her BTFO + super mad, take her plate and leave.
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Sorry for the long post. How do I deal with this situation? Am I the asshole?
So let's make 3 names up. Amy, Emma and Kylie.
Kylie is my ex. We dated for just over a year. I broke up with her (long story) we got back together a few months later (long story) I ended things again as I realised I made a mistake getting back with her.
Fast forward a few months (Kylie and I haven't spoken since the breakup) I meet Amy. We hit things off immediately. One night Amy and I went for dinner with some of my friends and Kylie happened to be there. I didnt notice she was there. My friends saw her and later told me that she burst out crying and ran to the bathroom when she saw me with Amy. The next day Kylie messaged me asking me if I could come pick up the rest of the small things at her house because she doesn't want constant reminders of me around. So reluctantly I went to pick my things up. Upon my arrival she started crying and asked for me back to which I said no. She later asked if we could atleast be friends, I agreed to this but I said I don't want to complicate things with Amy.
Kylie started to message me a lot and Amy and I had started dating. Kylie asked if her and Amy could go for coffee sometime to which I said no (never a good idea, didn't even tell Amy about this). Kylie kept messaging me, I was polite and replied but it was generally a one sided convo. Amy started to notice Kylie messaging me and was uncomfortable, so to try not complicate things I just blocked Kylie.
A month or so later on my birthday I bump into Kylie at a bar while Amy was there. She wished me happy birthday but it was pretty awkward. Kylie sat at a table behind us with her friends and I could see all her friends glaring at me (some of them who I used to be friends with who I had met through kylie).
Kylie used to trash talk her exes to me all the time, so I felt like she was doing that with me.
Cont>
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>>18366057
>amy, emma and kylie
>coulda just said 'my ex and my new gf'
>emma doesn't even exist in this story
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>>18366057
Where tf is Emma?
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>>18366080
>>18366111
guys OP is in the middle of writing his story
get your popcorns.
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>tfw you're a 5'7 girl
Do guys like women who are taller than them? I've been feeling self conscious about my height recently as I've noticed a lot of guys I meet are my height or shorter. I feel like I'm going to live a life of loneliness because of this. I'm 20
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>>18366036
You're the perfect height imo. I'm a few inches taller than you and have had quite a lot of trouble with men under 6'.
Manlets have plenty of womanlets to mate with, don't bother with them.
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It's called long led syndrome. Certain guys love it and look for it , try to find that guy because even if you don't love him I'm sure he's loving you
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Don't worry you're not :) being the same or a similar height as your partner makes things like kissing easier.
There's nothing wrong with you, you'll find someone. Just embrace your high! ;)
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/advice/ - Advice for getting laid. 2017-05-30 07:40:45 Post No.18365964
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/advice/ - Advice for getting laid.
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19 year-old seeking best strategies for getting laid?
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Don't bother trying. The game is rigged.
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Lulz
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Get Married
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How do I get over my disgust of vaginas? They really gross me out.
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You go suck some masculine man dick my boy and take that man nut down your throat !!!!!
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>>18365963
But I'm not gay.
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You asked how do you get over your dislike of vaginas my boy the opposite of vagina is man dick...when your getting face fucked by a man you will know if you truly dislike pussy. Your dad had the same problem ...he got face fucked by macho Man and year later you were born
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Tfw buzzfeed is constantly on /adv/ and making fun of me for stuff I can't change
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Noticed you didn't get a reply.
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Mucho autismo
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>Mucho autismo
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So I am a 31, white male, sucessful. Been hanging out with this hot but dumb black chick with a butter face but 8 / 10 body. She can cook, clean and fuck. She needs a place now and wants to live in? Is a substanceless but decent sex relationship / domestic service ok?
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>>18365806
She sees you probably as bf and potentional future husband and dad of her children. And who would blame her? White rich boys who arent horny teens anymore are perfect husband material.
Drop the idea of her being
>dumb
and you got yourself a wife. If you dont feel like her becoming your gf/wife/mother of your children, dont lead her up and tell her how you see her just as walking dumb black vagina.
Good luck!
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>>18365806
Pics.
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>>18365822
I mean honestly if she's not crazy or retarded she's probably gonna be just fine and can learn from him if he isn't shit.
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Alright, unfortunately, 4chan, you're my only hope. I feel like something is wrong with my heart. Here's a record of my blood pressure over the last few days.
saturday
4:20pm 205/100
4:25pm 173/100
5:38pm 164/78 (after 10 minutes of deep breathing)
1:13am 180/76
sunday
10:33am 148/80
2:30pm 173/77
8:46pm 155/88
monday
12:36am 132/71
4:08am 163/72
12:19pm 164/78
2:31pm 176/82 (after eating pizza)
8:59PM 140/92
When I wake up, I feel normal, but as the day progresses, my chest aches more and more. It aches enough that it keeps me up at night. It's in the middle of my breast bone. I don't have insurance because I got fired several months ago. I applied for welfare insurance, but when I called, they said I only qualify for a free vasectomy. Wew lad. That's weird, because they sent me a card that looks like an insurance card. Is it effectively a free vasectomy card? Seems weird to me.
So, please, if anyone has some insight into what might be going on here, that'd be rad because I don't want to die early.
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See a doctor, he will give you medication for blood pressure
Remove all stress from life. Get an easy job for a while, even if it's low pay or part time
Eat healthy and of course go for a long walk everyday
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what>>18365789
said. We're not doctors and even if we somehow were, a doctor wouldn't be on at this time on 4chan.
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>>18365781
You're probably not dying, go see a doctor even if you don't have medical insurance.