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>>18371966
>never been racist to anyone before not even black people

are you sure about that?
sounds like you are racist and its finally spilling out

You're a joke

You did good work Op, proud of you.

You should kill yourself now. Right now. While you still have access to your dad's gun.

Quit cutting yourself, the scars are permanent

I mean it you fuckwad

Take time to grieve, then hit the books; because pretending you're not being distracted and miserable will solve none of the problems AND cost you a year of your fucking time.

Find a woman that's willing to fuck you in the ass

i would just tell her it's gonna come up eventually

>>18371571
yeah.... we already put stuff in each others asses...

guess I should have pointed that out... we're clearly both total pervs

Smoking is killing your lungs drinking is killing your liver idiot it truly is

Really the best thing would to get a professional's opinion...

Go to a doctor OP. It might not be anything serious or it might be something serious but treatable. I went to a doctor for a similar thing and it ended up being inflammation of the ribs, called costochondritis which is fairly common in 20-somethings and easily treatable.

is that a fucking unibrow?

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>>18371492
Nah I just have a scar or some split there

>>18371491
for acne: stop scrubbing the shit out of your face and using harsh cleaners. no seriously, use only water for like 2-3 weeks, I guarantee the microbiology of your face settles down and your skin heals better because you're not abrading it and creating a bunch of dead skin all the time.

for the facial hair: use lotion on your face because cleaning your face so much with those cleaners messes with the follicles. also, stop jacking off so much cause you need the test. if you are genetically unlucky, keep a real low stubble, or shave. you will never have a beard, sorry.

>>18371423
nigga the answer was there in the form you filled out to post this thread

>>18371423
My personal philosophy is that literally nothing is worse than death. I'm an atheist so there's really nothing else. Just think how privileged you are to experience reality good or bad. If I die and find out that God and real and that I'll be burning in Hell forever, I would be overjoyed.

Do it fgt.

But seriously, do nothing and wait at least 3 months, stop doing as much things that make you feel bad as possible, ideally become a neet and take it easy. If the feeling persists then feel free to proceed.

You have to patent your product Wich means you own the rights on your invention then you shop your product around kind of like "shark tank " TV show jerk

>>18371401
first thing, is get an nda made up and anyone you show the technical details must sign it.

if they break it, you have serious grounds to sue.

Second, go to uspto.gov and do a search on what you want to patent. its not always worth it.

>>18371410
patent and NDAs

the finer point on this is you need to file for the patent. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES subject yourself or your business to the financial burdens of going through the full patent process. file your absolute minimums. do not neglect to set up your necessary business licenses and permits depending on what your state and locale requires. You need to decide on what business vehicle you want to form, you need to look at all the tax consequences each one has and decide a financial plan for the next five years. you need to write up a business plan, you need to write up articles of organization and decide what will happen in the event of a whole lot of shit essentially make laws for your business and the officers of your business to operate under. oh and don't forget to get an IRS number for your business. you also need a business only bank account and credit line.

oh and you need to decide if you want the patent under your name, or the business name cause that has huge consequences down the line. you can always transfer it later but my suggestion would be put it in the business name. SEPARATION OF PERSONAL AND BUSINESS AT ALL TIMES.

once all that is done. you need to get funding while also hunting down suppliers, distributors, and clients and you need to time all those things so that you have the relevant info for the people trying to fund you when they want it. you will likely also look to small business government loans so start looking up their regulations, requirements, and get all of your paperwork in order. you will be on the phone every other day, you will be sending them the same stuff at least five times, you will be talking to your bank, their liaison with SBA and you might also talk to someone at SBA itself though they will not be able to do anything for you cause government employee.

Thinking back on the two relationships I've had, I'm not sure I liked them back.

"Oh shit, this one is pure and resolute, they're putting all their faith in you, you can't let them down"

That's how it feels. Vague guilt and annoyance at having to feel guilty and being annoyed with yourself for not being a better person who loves them as much as they love you.

>>18371377

I can see that.. but in the grand scheme of things, would you say those relationships were worth?

My fear is that because I am old now, I feel like I can only really afford to have maybe one long term relationship.

I feel like once you turn 30, you are fucking dead basically. Especially if you don't have AT LEAST a girlfriend and maybe a house or some shit. I am 25 living in a fucking studio apartment. I feel so far behind.

>>18371397
I am also 25 and living in a studio apartment! My first partner fucked me over on housing, basically. I had to move out and get a new job with more hours so I could support myself. I feel like I wasted 3 years because I didn't spend that time developing my interests and professional life. I just leaned on my SO as a crutch too much, without confronting those problems. So, even though I met them at age 19, I don't feel as though it was a net gain.

So I would say, focus on the quality of your life rather than trying to adhere to some imaginary timetable of how it "should" be. The only problem I can think of is that a lot of women in their 40's will probably have kids. You know what the workaround is? Finding women whose kids are old enough that you don't have to be involved that much.

What did you say I'm curious. I'm a non regular user

Which board?

>>18371300
yep, one mistake and people will just fuckin crucify you

>>18371217
>>18371217
>tried t have a heartfelt talk
thats your problem, you are a wuss, you arent going to have a deep emotional connection with that selfish cunt, she only cares about herself
Tell it to her straight, mom is fucking dying and i spend more time trying to fix your shit than being htere for her, now i dont know what they teach in wonderland but i didnt leave my fucking job to be your nanny so the least you can do is white the shit and blood stains ou of the toilet when you finish crying, now grab a sponge because if you leave that fucking dish dirty you are eating out of it for the rest of the week and no, tomorrow is too late to clean it so think good about it because we are having pasta

>>18371217
Why couldn't they take care of her? I understand that you love your mom. I love her too, but she raised me to not screw my life over to take her of her fleeting life. She taught me she had her time and nothing would make her happier than having mine. But that's just how I was raised, and you long since made the decision.

But anyways, if she isn't paying for shit then your anger is justified. maybe she's just handling it in a different way. Some people can't stand to see someone they love dying in front of them and try to escape it, but I doubt its that since she' being a leech.
but as>>18371239
said, you give her an ultimatium that you show even a slight bit of passion or concern about her mother or you will never help her out, no money in financial issues, no taking her to the hospital if she gets hurt, no going to her funeral . Also don't do anything to "get back at her" that's childish shit you should have far grown out of

Fuck man that made me angry just reading that shit....

Someone please reply, this is eating me alive.

She gets paid to teach, not to not be a cunt.

LMAO

Looks like a lot of CV stuff. Your cover letter should connect your CV to the job posting in meaningful ways, not just be a narrative of what's on your CV.

>>18370998
So roughly I have filler and I need actual content.

>>18371004
Well is it filler? If that stuff isn't in your CV in bullets it belongs in your CV in bullets. If it's not in the job posting then it doesn't belong in the cover letter. Imagine your CV on the left, and the job posting on the right, and the cover letter in the middle explaining to the person reviewing your application how your CV meets the requirements of the job posting, include keywords too.

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>and later realized what he was doing and pushed him away.

>>18370929
>later realized what he was doing

>>18370941
The next time something like this happens I would leave her. But how do I deal with my hate for this guy. I really want to hurt him but don't want to get into more trouble.

DUDE WEED LMAO

>>18370909
You got some weird friends anon, and I'm not speaking Sunday school to you.

>>18370979
Why do you say that?

>>18370829
Get used too wearing dresses

>>18370834
I don't get how wearing dresses will prevent sexual intercourse or masturbation? It's for my gf

>not allow for mastubation

lol. you don't need to shove shit in your vagina to masturbate. enjoy your GF's yeast infection