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Possibly? He might just be awkward.

I'd say something along the lines of, "How are you feeling about this relationship? Because when you tell me you're going to get back to me about making plans, and then you don't, that seems to me like you aren't really interested. Is that the case?"

>>18376829
That's a tough one actually. Usually these threads are like 'he says he doesn't like me and rejected me. Why the mixed signals?!' but this one seems legit confusing.

Have you texted him since Saturday? If not, I don't think a text now would be needy at all.

>>18376867

I have not since then, no. Should I send something like, "How was your week? I've been bored." or just outright ask if he wants to go out?

I have no idea what you are referring to. Stop being so vague.

>>18376419
Better yourself.

>>18376423
A woman having had previous partners or casual sex is a huge dealbreaker for me, and I'm not willing to date ugly women either since I'm average-looking.
>>18376428
I don't think that applies in this case.

Why? What's the appeal? Especially if you don't even seem that keen on going.

>>18376251
Enjoy the complimentary STD.

>>18376262
I wanna fuck someone without the politics and getting attached etc, seems like a good way to do it

>>18376139
Be nice and funny and lower your standards.
That's all

You don't. If even you don't believe you have anything to offer, then how can anyone else?

>>18376139
You can't. Put it out of your mind and focus on your passions, no matter how stupid or silly.
People are going to tell you "we'll improve urself and ull attract someone! :)" which is pure bullshit. Do things because you like them. Don't fall into the improvement treadmill.

>>18375943
uh,
don't get married?

>>18376001
Why

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>heterocucks
lmao

Just be 6' 2"+ and 8/10+
It's ez bro. Just b urself

>>18375834
Not funny. I want to die

>>18375827
Just don't become a MGTOW faggot.

Women are complicated, mostly because people are complicated. What kind of women do you like? do you have female friends?

>>18375219
My ex is a SJW... don't fucking get in with that... she'll destroy your self esteem and you won't realize until after you get out.
Shes going to make everything about gender, everything about her feelings, those people are the most selfish self centered fucks on the planet.

Shes probably kinky as fuck in bed, but don't let your dick do your thinking

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>>18375219

It's important to combat the narrative that it is acceptable to claim moral immunity in the differentiation of your personal and political identities. The degrees of separation between you and the people you indirectly enable to hurt other people doesn't absolve you of responsibility. On the flip side, moral superiority should be a common goal, not a weapon for rhetoric. Don't politicize your genuine urge to do the right thing; use it as a catalyst to vigorously question yourself as much as you question other people.

If you identify in any way, shape or form as a nazi you are, intentionally or not, a morally reprehensible piece of shit. Take responsibility for your bullshit and stop using political memes and buzzwords to disengage from reality.

>>18375219
you should probably kill yourself because you're never going to get along with anybody who has a brain

not saying obnoxious liberals are any better, but you get the point

>>18375193

Someone with a defeatist mentality will always be sadder than someone who has the courage to try.

>>18375193

Technically, it's B. They've given up and have no self-worth.

A is sad because a lot of times it isn't really his fault besides his total lack of social awareness. I knew a guy who wandered into every Hooters, Twin Peaks, or other "we're here to be half naked" restaurant, and wouldn't even sit down for a meal before he'd told a girl about how much he loved anime, and ask her to go on a romantic date.

Asking someone out should be more fluid than that. It should take a little chemistry, a little conversation, or if it's completely out of nowhere - it should happen maybe once a year.

>>18375212
yep

next step is auto erotic asphyxiation gone wrong...

I like tech.
I want to see the "Futurama" type tech before I die.
And growing old with my wife.

>>18374177
the pursuit of comfort

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>>18374177
Anime, anime girls.

Exercise with her. At least 30 minutes a day. Reduce her calorie intake. Make sure shes getting all her vitamins and minerals though. Lots of green veggies.

>>18373692

She's not a puppy.

Dump her, OP.

>>18373679
Staright tell her she is getting fat and you will dump her once she reaches *insert prefered number* BMI.

>>>/fit/ sticky for finding solution or
>>>/b/ post her nudes in case or break up

Good luck.

Why was I not good enough for you Abbie?

When will this streak of bad luck fucking end !?

Hey ______,

Shoot me a message, I miss you.

Love,
____

>>18373656
John's Sausage Stop
Mutilated Dead Animal Carcass Shoppe

Super markets have made butcher shops obsolete.

>>18373673
ok pal

>>18372518
Kill yourself bro :^)

>>18372518
Life can be shit.
Stay strong, stay motivated. And never trust women.

>>18372534
So I should become gay? Got it. I'm now gay.

No but srsly, known this bitch for 8 years. She betrays me for this fuckface low life peace of shit, sorry if my typing is garbege, i'm kinda fucked yp .

>>18366590
Is it true that you can't go on the stand to testify against your spouse?
Could probs just google this but w/e

>>18366599

you actually CAN go on the stand, you are just not legally obligated to. you cannot be forced to testify against your spouse

>>18366599
Generally speaking in a criminal case, a criminal defendant's spouse may not be called to testify against him by the prosecution. However, the rule is a little more nuanced. It's an evidentiary privilege, rather than an absolute rule, and may be waived. In the majority of states and in federal courts, the witness may invoke the privilege and refuse to testify. In a minority of states, the defendant can invoke the privilege and prevent his spouse from testifying.

The privilege applies to everything that happened both before and during the marriage. However, the privilege may not be invoked after divorce or annulment—so if you get divorced your ex can be compelled to testify against you about things that happened before or during your marriage.

The privilege typically doesn't apply when the witness spouse is also the victim.

There's another type of privilege, called "confidential marriage communications" that applies to both civil and criminal cases, and which continues to exist after divorce, but it's not what you're asking about.

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Just know that in 5 years you will look back at your life and be so fucking pissed.

Trust me dude, everyone had their "weed phase", it really isn't everything. You start to resent it and find it to be completely degenerate. Daily smokers are very unproductive members of society and the us vs them dynamic that's created is fucked up.

Start building some fucking discipline, the answers are infront of you, you're going to have to stop whether you'd like to admit it or not.

Even think if you put lets say 50% of the money you'd spend on weed into a savings account / investments. That's insane!

WEED IS DEGENERATE.

Cut usage, buy vaporizer
For me, impossible to live in todays society without weed, too much loneliness
So got to manage

>>18376424
I've been there done that. I just went broke for a while had no income to spend on weed on cigarettes, relied on getting smoked up by my boys (they don't mind), threw for dubs and shit once in a while and switched over to drinking. Went a little too ham with that for a few months because I was all depressed, but came out of it without alcoholism. I just drink mainly now, it's way cheaper and honestly gets you more fucked up, tolerance takes longer to build, etc...
The boagies are still a struggle though. On the patch again currently but can't stop my black and mild shit.