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Take konjac root pills. Drink them with water. The powder absorbs the water, making you feel full. And it's safe.

>>18379535
You can eat healthy and feel full if you eat right kinds of foods.

Even tho you are thinking certain foods your body can actually be satisfied with many different types of foods. When you are carving for something like cereal ask yourself what is it in it you want: Is it the chewable cereal? You could try different kinds of seeds. Is it the milk? You can have that on it's own or try drinking water or tea (actually that's a great try for everything). Is it just that it fills you up? Try drinking again and salads especially cucumber and cabbage are healthy and cheap. Also eat few actual meals a day and avoid eating between them.

>>18379535
Eat salad. A bag of it. Without any sauce.

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>>18379224
go to indeed.com

find job entries that you are interested in with salaries that are what you want

figure out what experience and requirements they are asking for in the ad

do that

you're welcome.

>>18379228

>Working knowledge of all OSI layers, TCP/IP model and associated protocols such as DNS.
Highly effective at troubleshooting Layer 1-3 issues (physical, data link and network layers).
Responsible for fiber testing, light testing, continuity – Transmit/Receive, DB Loss Level, head-to-head testing.
Must have working knowledge of tools such as ping, traceroute, telnet and nslookup.
2 to 3 years experience with the installation and terminating of CAT5e, CAT6, Fiber (Multi & Single Mode) and Coaxial cable.
Thorough understanding of TIA/EIA-568 and IEEE 802.3 Ethernet fundamentals.
Experience in Structured Cabling. Gather customer requirements, design, install, test and document. To include terminating fiber, connectors (LC/SC, GBIC), dressing and terminating distribution panels/patching, rack and stack, physically able to put together server racks.
UNIX/Windows operating system navigation, general commands and system programs/processes knowledge and experience.
Security clearance via Government or other agency background check may be required for customer support.
Utilizing internal systems (Visio, Remedy, and Vantive).
Excellent communication and organizational skills are required.
Strong team player.


The fuck do I learn all this shit.

>>18379240
google it and practice

>>18379193
you shouldn't do this at all.

first of all, it's wrong to use people for sex. it would be bad emotionally for both you and her.

secondly, it's not worth it. in the very likely event she shoots you down, you will feel incredibly pathetic. (and rightfully so)

Dont do it, you'll get hit with sexual harrassment and your fucked.

>>18379202
How is it using her if she agrees? No different than being friends with benefits

A fag

You are a straight man with a fetish known as autogynephilia. Don't do anything irreversible.

Sounds like you're just bi

>>18379173
If you expressed any desire to help, now assume that you've approached him. Furthermore, it just so happens that you have some food on you, say some crackers. You offer the food, but he declines, explaining that he "cannot" eat anything unless it is of a certain quality. Your plain crackers apparently don't make the cut.

>Question 2: How do you proceed? Do you continue to try and help him? If yes, what specifically do you do?

>>18379173
Now assume that you did not continue to help, or that all your attempts somehow failed. As you move on, you notice others behind you also approaching the man, some offering their own food. Most of it is like yours, though: simple, nonperishable, portable. In short, it seems very unlikely that anybody walking down the path will have anything that he's willing to eat. Furthermore, it's clear that he's in any shape to move himself to a place where he might be able to find what he's looking for. Unless something drastic happens, he'll probably be dead within a few days, at most.

>Question 3: On a scale of 1-10, to what extent is the man's death his own fault? Optionally, you can choose to explain your rating.

>>18379174
Well that's dumb. You're assuming that I would feed him, when I'd actually get him to a hospital

"You never get the girl when you need her."

Or something like that. So true, every gf I've ever had I met when I was at a point in my life where I was so absorbed in my hobbies, work, friends, etc that I didn't even think about wanting a girlfriend. Then all of a sudden they popped up when I least expected it.


Since then I've tried to harness that mindset and found out about the law of attraction. Basically your mindset and thoughts dictate your reality through subconscious behaviors and may or may not have an influence on the workings of the universe.

So...if you fear you'll never get a gf, you will become a person unworthy of having a gf and your prophecy will be realized.

But if you have the mindset that you will deserve to be loved, live an amazing life worth sharing with a woman, and are worthy of love, then you will inevitably attract a beautiful woman who suits you. You will also start taking action towards achieving a date. You'll start dressing nicer, do pushups, give up porn and masturbation, and actively approach beautiful women.

Learn to make eye contact and smile at girls who interest you. If they smile back just say something like "you have a great smile! What's your name?"

Then just talk to her like a human being and let the sexual tension build. Don't push her past her comfort zone, just let things develop organically and live in the moment. The more you think in the future or past, the more mistakes you'll make in the present.

Also start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube and RSDTyler. They both have how to get a gf videos that are super helpful.

What's most important is that you learn to enjoy being single. Until you are happy as a single man and not in a state of NEED for a gf, you will never get one. When you are happy with your life and self, women will sense your inner-peace and feel more attracted to you.

>>18379050
>What's most important is that you learn to enjoy being single. Until you are happy as a single man and not in a state of NEED for a gf, you will never get one.

I've been improving myself for the past few weeks, building up a routine of working out, cooking, and work, and for the most part I feel fine with being single right now. The feeling of loneliness and feeling like something's wrong with me never really subsides though. Even on my best days I still think about it, I guess it just isn't depressing me as much as it is today.

>>18379061

Sounds more-so like a chemical imbalance. Continue staying fit and healthy but also go out and socialize. Meeting new people especially girls balances the chemicals in your brain and makes you feel less lonely.

Even if you don't get laid that night just going out and exchanging positive energy with other people is extremely therapeutic. Look up if there's any good concerts nearby soon and just go. I sometimes go to shows alone and just talk to as many people as possible. Most of the time I meet a really cool girl who I either start dating, hook up with, etc. People forget how much action there is in real life socializing. I feel like Tinder ruined everything. IRL is way better, and you don't have to try nearly as hard as on Tinder.

>>18378977
How easy was it to find your best male friend and is he easily replaceable?

A good match isnt a dime a dozen mang. Most people arent compatible with you, male or female even with friendship. But good matches exist.

So its all a waiting and odds game.

Youll have more luck getting off tinder and into communities and meetup groups where women of your interests go.

It narrows the hoard down a lot to do social things where you meet new people.

>>18378977
>he made her a scrapbook with 365 pages and each page was a reason he loves her. They've been together 2 or 3 months.

They're young and it's not going to work out. Can't help you with your woman problems but you should know that. It'll take time to find a proper relationship like you're looking for, don't give up .

>>18379001

Well i'm not dead set on finding my absolute soul mate right this instant, i just want a gf. You're supposed to go through some until you find one you want to spend the rest of your life with, but there's no chance in hell i can do that if nobody wants to be my gf for awhile.

And my list isn't that long. I'd be happy with anyone as long as i'm attracted to them and they are nice. If anyone has those 2 things, i'll get into their hobbies, show them mine, and things would take off. I don't care for someone with my specific set of interests.. And i don't get why anyone would. It's good to have some things in common but i want to learn more about what someone else likes, as well as teach them about what i like.

you are dating a closet whore. she wants the benefits of fucking a guy without the drama of introducing him to her life. that sound dope af just fuck her dude.

but as a guy you want a real relationship. confrontation is the key, just tell her you want to be official. she will probably say no, in that case pls find another grill who wants a long term relationship with you. what you have now is torture.

tl;dr find other grill, this one is broke. unless you just want the pussie, if so stay the course my man.

>>18378891
>"Let's be friends first"
she doesnt find you attractive

Ask her what she means by friends. Ask her to explain what she thinks is the difference between friends and lovers.

>>18378865
This hurts to read, OP. Just move on. How did you not notice this sooner?

>>18378865
Move on with your life, mate. Don't scar your own psyche by being undignified.

This new guy is getting a gf with a proven record of infidelity, and your ex will end up alone/divorced/etc when people finally start getting sick of her shit. You win.

>>18378865
>How should I fuck with her?
Kick her out of the house, you fucking pussy. It doesn't matter if she doesn't have anywhere to go. Stop trying to get petty revenge and just get that bitch out of your life.

>>18378838
you can pick them for free ? it's almost time

>>18378855
Don't even try to do this unless you're connected with someone who is an expert. Identifying shrooms is not an easy task and if you don't know what you're doing, you could very easily pick and eat something that will hospitalize and/or kill you.

As for your money situation, try getting a job.

>>18378855
Wtf how I live in a farm town and I never see shit

>>18378760
>She's out of town
She's probably busy then, which is why she's not initiating. You don't just go out of town to do the same shit you'd do at home.

>>18378760
She was probably trying to get money out your ugly ass ...now she knows your broke so no need for you

>>18378764
She went out of town today, from what she told me, so she hasn't been busy for two days.

/fit/ meme from a couple years ago I think

it basically means "oh look a girl"

>>18378722
/fit/ meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf4rk8Lz5xY

This doesn't belong on /adv/, go to /wsr/ next time.

>>18378725
Oh it makes sense that I'm seeing it on fit then. Guess I'll take it as a compliment?

i told myself i wanted to be a computer programmer since 1997. a bachelors degree later and i realize i fucking hate this gay shit. i would rather wipe my ass with sandpaper than write a faggot hello world.

think back on times you enjoyed yourself and make a career out of that. read "What Color is Your Parachute" and change majors now whole you are young, you wont regret it.

>>18379000
I honestly can't think of a time I've felt true passion towards something

>>18379015
than i suggest you read the latest edition of "What Color is Your Parachute." the flower exorcise makes you write down facts about yourself which help determine what you honestly think about yourself.

if you cant make yourself start and finish a project, programming isnt for you. no matter how good you are at it. find something that gives your life meaning.

whats your degree/ trade in?
are you actually "more than qualified" or are you just a delusional sjw prick that thinks playing with rockets makes you a Spacecraft Engineer ?

>>18378673
lower your standards and start applying to jobs that you think are "below" you. you probably are just aiming too high.

Knowing people is the key to getting a job. Try a recruitment agency, if they can't land you a job, they can at least get you in contact with people if they think you're bright and motivated.

Repress it more and turn it into a fetish

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>>18378591
On an instinctive level, if you're really attracted to a girl you'll like her pubes, and if you aren't you'll find them gross. Body hair is where bacteria grow, the bacteria that create body odor. When we're really into somebody, that body odor turns us on because we want to immerse ourselves in the person. When we're not into them, we find it disgusting.

>>18378634
is this why I like smelling my sister's underwear so much