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>>18384418
Browse these nuts with your mouth jerk face. If you do it right I'll fuck you good

>>18384418
Overchan
also >>>/g/

Do it, you'll feel better with no regrets.

Don't say anything, just move school and move on.

>>18384394
this
no regrets

>>18384380
Is he trying to hard to fuck you like porn or does he spend too much time on you?

>>18384399
The latter. It's like he's following a checklist.

>>18384496

Why is this bad? Is it because it doesn't feel good? If thats the case you need to just guide him to what does. If you truly want him to just be selfish and finish as quick as possible it doesn't sound like you enjoy sex with him very much.

FIrst off if the door is hot to the touch. DO NOT OPEN IT!!!

>>18384160
she has a bf but acts as though she doesn't with you

>>18384166

AHHH DAT GIRL GUNNA PLAY DAT GAM ALL DAY ALL OVA!!!

Could be a hernia (could rupture, pretty killer), your appendix (could also rupture, also pretty killer), or your right kidney having some issues (not an immediate killer). You choose whether to risk dying from one of those (non-exhaustive) or dying of certain but less immediate financial causes.

sounds more like gall bladder or pancreatitis. can become a 10/10 pain that you will not be able to treat with normal painkillers, can be dangerous, but they will not do much other than giving you painkillers there. So if you are tight money wise, save it for the operation that comes after the infection and get there on your own.

But if it's an appendicitis, you will have to go asap.

So upper or lower abdomen?
try the murphy sing as well as mcburne on yourself to see what it is.

>>18384174
Upper Right.

Make a budget!

Take a Dave Ramesy course. They are usually FREE through verious community groups.

I took one and now I am WAY more confident and secure in my finances.

BUDGET BUDGET BUDGET!!! MAKE A BUDGET!!

Haha. It's fun and makes you feel like an adult.

Rent 860 with all utilities included? Oooor?

If so thats a deal to take I guess. You could swing it.

>>18384093
I'm going to be moving out and renting next year as well, do people usually have housemates or rent an apartment by themselves?

Try to find a girlfriend? Someone you actually enjoy making small talk with and are not going through the motions with just to get laid?

There is no way around this, the odds are stacked against you as a man. Not only is dick just plentiful compared to pussy, most women also still want to keep their number down - you probably also don't want a girl who has been around too much in your eyes. Hence why you need to jump through hoops to potentially get sex. People still make a fuss over it and until they stop doing that sex will never be as easy and natural as it might be in theory with mutual desire.

Anyway, it is also quite possible that you would not like sleeping with random people. It is not the same at all as enjoying sex in general. Some people love the thrill, the egostroke, the game itself - others feel it's a lot of effort for mediocre sex where you both don't know each other's buttons.

>>18384085
Yeah I was happy when I had a girlfriend, but I just recently got dumped and it emotionally destroyed me so I feel like maybe I get too dependent on relying on a relationship to keep me happy, that just makes me depressed whenever I'm single.

So its not strange as a guy not wanting to flirt and fuck around with random girls? Its no ego stroke I get, it makes me feel like an asshole whenever I succeed, like putting on a dance and show just to use someone and discard them after.

My main problem is why does it make me so unhappy? Maybe I just need a girlfriend to be happy and that's just the way it is for me. Because I have banged a few girls during this depressive phase but it only made me happy during sex, it didn't have any lasting effect at all

>>18384069
Don't play the game if you don't want to. You know what? I didn't either. I just masturbated and only dated girls I was interested in and became friends with first. I couldn't have sex with someone I didn't care about. You're not going to have a lot of partners or girlfriends in life but you'll be happier. I'm married now and have no regrets about not being a man whore.

>>18384061
Get a lawyer, don't fall for the 'only guilty people get lawyer' meme say nothing till you talk to the lawyer.
What is she accused of?

no information, no help.
we don't know in which country or state you live.
We don't know what she did.

>>18384092
She was accused of theft.

>>18383924
self hate and loathing (undeserved)

this isn't a post for advice

>>18383927
This

Depression can also lower your appetite.

>>18383927
What the fuck they can deny hunger because they hate the person they are not there body I don't get it

...cont

She clearly wants us to work, she makes that very certain to me, that she only feels wrong for whats happening. She makes it obvious that even if we "took a break" she has no interest in starting a relationship with him or even sexting unless the distance between them was gapped /and/ she actually likes who he is in real life. Which, neither of them have jobs and just play video games about 12 hours a day, so thats pretty much not happening. She has this belief that we are "soulmates" and even still says she "loves me more than anything else in the world" very genuinely.

Is there a way I can help her to manage this crush she has with this guy a bit better, maybe help her control it?

To me it doesn't sound normal for someone in a serious relationship to get crushes on other people. I think it's a sign that the relationship is missing something, that the passion was lost. But there are many people who believe it to be normal so, who knows, I may be wrong.

You can't really do much to change her feelings. She is the one who has to deal with them, not you. And you don't really have a step-by-step process on how to get over someone, the only thing that we know helps a lot is cutting contact with the person. Time will do the rest. But it seems that she's not doing that and that makes me wonder about her intentions. If she wants to get over him then why is she still talking to him? All she has to do is tell him that she has a boyfriend and wants to get stay faithful to him then block him on whatever social media or app she's using to talk to him. The fact that she didn't do that already makes me think she doesn't really want to get over him.

Also that talk about wedding and stuff sounds really weird to me. Like crazy people weird.

>>18383900
I'm in a serious relationship and get crushes all the time.
its totally normal, its what you do that matters.
In this case her actions are more suspect than her feelings, as you pointed out, why is she pursuing it?

>>18383677
I think it's just normal as a man to fantasize about girls. Chill down and don't act on it if you could, but if couldn't try to have it done in discretion.

>>18383677
Tell her you still rate people out of 10 and have no business raising children yet, she'll understand.

>>18383686
I don't think this is going to change, I'm 26 and I'm just getting more shallow and picky with age

>>18383552
Vibrator on your clit while he fucks you

>>18383556
I'm too poor for that <:^(

>>18383558
If you can't afford $14 for a vibrator, maybe you're too poor for sex generally?

You fucked up. Time to pick up and go, that bitch is trouble.

>>18383539
I can't leave. All our names are on the lease. I just got promoted to be a manager. The only place i can go bac k would be my moms house and everyone wojld wonder why i just got up and left. She and him cant pay the rent alone. I love her, I doint want her to hate me. She warned me after the first time we had sex. I told her it was a one time thing. And she told me I'm going to fall in love with her jokenly... I'm so fucked. I'm literally about to kill myself. I don't want her to leave me..

>>18383534

Holy shit dude, I don't have advice, but I seriously sympathize with you. That truly sounds like hell.

It's too bad that she's apparently over you. Otherwise there would be hope in the minute possibility of recruiting her to your side, her choosing to slowly end her relationship, wait a while (couple years so that it doesn't look weird), and then get together with her.

>>18383487
Some context

We've known each other since we were kids but drifted apart during high school. I never stopped caring about them, but after getting back in contact and hanging out for the last few months, I'm realizing that I genuinely love them. They're on my mind constantly. We laugh at the same stupid shit, have similar interests and goals. I've never felt so comfortable around anyone. Just getting a text makes my day.

But I'm the wrong fucking gender. Just seeing them is painful. I want to tell them and get it all over with, but I'm scared of making things awkward and ruining our friendship. I don't want to stop spending my weekends watching getting pizza and watching shitty movies with them.

>>18383487
there is no trick
just accept it
move on

>>18383540
I had the same issue. If they're a nice dude and you tell them, it'll be fine. The only thing is, is that they know. The only thing that can ruin the friendship with awkwardness is if you make it awkward.

Yall fucked up the moment you decided to do this whole cuck thing.

I mean no ways about that you are gonna be ostracized. You are essentially trading a old car in for a new one. So totally expect that.

As far as IF you should? Prob not.
Not only do most of those relationships never work out in the end because of the foundation they are started on but you are getting on that "high" of a new relationship.

What I would do? Talk to the other person about how you feel. Least give them the opportunity to do something about it or try to work it out. 7 years is a long fucking time to invest in a person. So you owe them at least that much.

You are young as it sounds so I suspect its not gonna work out because you clearly haven't had the experience of dating around.

>>18383563

SO basically what I am saying is talk to your boy and at least talk it out.

But its most likely not gonna work out but I would def not date "A" because that is destined to fail. Find someone else and date fresh. Go be a slut for a while and have that fun. Or just date. Have fun while you can.

>>18383416
It sounds like you really won't be satisfied with being in only 1 real relationship.

However, you really need to decide what you want here..... its not trival to end a 7 year relationship cause you want to get pounded by someone else.

however, if you truely know this isn't what you want for the rest or next significant portion of your life... you need to move on

to be honest, the cuckolding thing doesn't really have much to do with it. Either you want this relationship and or you don't