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>>18395098
Oh shut up. I have a much better idea than an hero, it involves an aluminum bat and a taser.

>>18395098
Go beat the shit out of your brother, then cut contact with the whore cause that's fucked up

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>>18395098
>killing yourself over some whore
>killing yourself over some shitty family member
>killing yourself for such petty reasons
Yeah, it's better if you get sorted out of the gene pool immediately.

>>18395076
tell him you'll suck his dick if he leaves her.

>>18395076
Look he's just getting his dick wet and probably knows she's using. Are you willing to suck him up if she's gone? Maybe bust out her tail light put some drugs under her seat and report a drunk lady

>>18395095
what if I am?

>>18395063
Testosterone causes an increase of sex drive. It's just one of the effects of the hormone.
Women who go on testosterone to transition into men experience a strong increase of sex drive, same do people who start taking testosterone because they are deficient for some illness.

Women's hormones variate strongly accordingly to her period.

If you think about it, it makes sense biologically. Women are fertile a few days a month, men can get a woman pregnant every day. Male's best reproductive strategy is to impregnate many women, female's best reproductive strategy is to get impregnated by the best male.

Women do have a sex drive and desire men, by the way.

>I'm a man and just wanted to feel desired.

Some men are extremely desired. Some men will be shown no genuine affection unless they fall into an incredibly small niche which most will never be lucky enough to find. What's the difference? Looks money game confidence and how much you put yourself out there.

Don't bother asking /adv/ to help you with this - it's like asking crabs how to escape the crab bucket.

>>18395111
Increase by how many times though. I remember reading a study that didn't show a correlation between test and sex drive.

Go visit them. I'm sure being around you for more than 30 seconds is about as excruciating as it gets

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>>18395049
This

Saged

>>18395049
Once they realized they couldn't control me anymore, they stopped trying to. This person is very manipulative, tries to turn people against each other for fun.

Also, what in HECK'S name is a better value, wax or flower? I just found out there's a dispensary right in my metaphorical backyard. I can either get 5 grams of flower for $35 or 2 grams of wax for $35. I can't decide what I like more. I have almost no self-control when it comes to wax, though. Mostly because of the smell, or lack thereof. Lotsa kids in the surrounding houses.

The flower in question is top-quality, while the wax is the lower-end stuff. Wax is wax, right?

I don't see the appeal in this. You'll just be basically comatose for about 6 hours. The best part of being stoned is how much more fun it makes everything. Why do you want to just veg on the couch?

>what happens if I the whole thing
It's gonna b gr8 but you'll obviously be stoned af, so it's not that discrete.

>>18394962
Seriously? Killing yourself because you get no pussy? Dude ffs if you're going to an hero, at least have a good reason.
That being said don't. If sex is really the crux of suicidal tendencies then pony up for an escort or something. Hit Craigslist whatever just don't be so retarded you kill yourself over a dry spell

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Pic related. I'm not sure how I would live with myself for paying for sex. I'm not that rich to pony up for an escort. Nor would I want to.

>>18394994
Again, craigslist then. If your ego is so dead you want to actually die then whats the point in crying over your clearly fucked pride?
Also prostitutes are usually not 100 an hour

Lmao, you sound like a pussy and everything she said was right.

>>18394949
OP, don't be retarded.

Wanna know what to do here? Learn from your mistakes and move on, nothing comes from doing whatever you want to do, in fact, it's just a waste of time.

>>18394964
thanks for the tip. I know its retarded.
I just hate the fact that someone can totally fuck with you, laugh in your face when you're sick on the ground begging them, after they sucked you dry spiritually, emotionally and financially, pretended to love you and took you for the biggest ride ever, that they can walk off with their head high in pride thinking how superior they are. Its like letting someone rape you and then not retaliating. I dunno. I just feel devastated and after 9 months im barely able to cope. I know if i just left it at that when she left i would have been fine. So I know its because I damaged my own dignity. I realized that tonight which i tihnk is a breakthrough. But why does she get to leave with all this smug satisfaction?

>>18394837
You don't need no job experience for mopping the floor of flipping burgers stupid bitch. Get your lazy ass up hoe

lower your expectations, i know mcdonalds isnt requiring 5 years to be an order taker.

>>18394837
nobody wants 5 years of experience for entry level shit you dumb fuck, no wonder you can't find a job. you can't read and you can't think. fuck off and get help from the government or something you dreg of society.

great thread

She can?

>>18394753
yes she can. the app has all permissions on the phone. she can view any photos or videos, view text messages before and after the installation, view web history, app history, even listen to phone calls.

>>18394746
Is this the only thing you have going for in your life anon? I'm having too much fun with my hobbies, that I can wait for a response, and don't even notice if I never get one back

>>18394750
Being ghosted by my ex just really fucked me up that much ._.

>>18394750
This guys right even if he's being a dick about it. You gotta find some stuff to help ease your mind while you let time heal your wounds

Talk to your doctor about trying a different one. I had to go through about 5 spread over a year until I found one that actually helped. And then it took 2 months for it to even get in my system.

>>18394730
Thanks, I'll give it a go, are there any that don't make you a zombie?

>>18394767
I'm on zoloft right now and other than it taking ~40 minutes to ejaculate and not really feeling any sexual attractions it's pretty great. but side effects are different for everyone.

>>18394646
Accept the fact that there are a lot of autists besides us here at 4chan and that the human race as a whole is fucking stupid.

Like vegan documentaries about the evil meat industry are one sided.

A guy who was working in the meat industry once told me there are procedures to go through so the cows don't feel pain.

They use a bolt of electricity through the cows brain so they don't feel pain when dying.

He said one time there was a new guy who wasn't doing it so he could get his work done quicker and the other meat workers reported it and called him a cruel heartless prick, got fired straight away and someone punched him in the head and called him evil when he was getting in his car.


You would never hear something like that said on any vegan documentary though because they are trying to push a point.

I have the same problem but not about vegans, it's about homophobic and racist people I meet irl.
I know it's frustrating but I think it will be more frustrating if you actually start arguing. Because they will use shitty arguments that will make you more aware of how stupid or ignorant they are, you may get people like you say to call you an asshole and yes it will be frustrating as fuck because you'll feel alone.

>>18394492
Speak with a lawyer.

>>18394492
Lawyer up but honestly you're likely fucked. Pray for a plea deal.

>>18394492
Did you use Fedex? For USPS they need a warrant to search your package. Just because it was intercepted doesn't mean you are fucked. Just because something is sent to you doesn't mean you have to accept it, I think you can fight it if they try to bring charges against you. I'd talk to a lawyer.

>>18394377
>What do?
1. Lean the difference between "your" and "you're".
2. Learn how apostrophes work.
3. Die.

>>18394385
Wow 10/10 gg you're so wise and pure thank you for the majestic knowledge you have bestowed

>>18394377
Two choices. 1) tell her you are struggling and why though you know its not her but in your head. Perhaps by calmly discussing your hang up you'll get some peace from a sympathetic partner

or 2) contact a private investigator but never tell her, ever and let them do their thing. Again, never, ever, ever tell her you did this.

>>18394366
You'll never find out unless you try.

bump for info

You really want your carcass to be a splattered disgusting mess and for whoever it is that has to idnetify you to see you crushed disgusting corpse?

Go look at some pictures of people who have fallen to death and ask yourself this. Do I really want to end up like that?