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As the title says. What do?

Backstory:
I was playing some vidya with the bros and trash talking and talking /pol/ tier shit and calling snowflakes degenerates blah blah, sand despite her bad English she nudged me because she understood my shit talking and looking visibly upset. She got me killed so I called her a dumb bitch and told her to grab me a drink since I was thirsty plus I was in a comp game so I couldn't move.

Grabbing myself a hot dumb gook with broken English was definitely a great decision because she's submissive as fuck despite all.

But anyway she came back with the drink and next thing I know she shrieked and poured it on my head and my keyboard, assumed she did it out of anger and out of reflex I sent my fist with full force at her face and now she's fucking bleeding and out cold, it was actually a cable that came loose near the doorway but I didn't think to ask and now this bitch is not moving at all. I'm fucked what do I do?

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Short version:
>We talked
>We chilled at her place
>We went to a movie together
>asked her if she wanted to hang this weekend
>"I'm quite busy tomorrow but another time sure! Just don't wanna give you the wrong idea since that happens quite quickly with the other gender. Would be purely a friendship"
>What can i expect?

More info:
Keep in mind that all of this happened in less than 5 days. Is she just panicking because all of this is happening quickly or is she actually serious? Even if she is, how big is the chance that this could develop in more than a friendship? Not that i would be heart broken, just being around her makes me happy.

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Will girls not fuck a guy because he has an android phone instead of an iPhone?

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hey /adv/ i've been having trouble with my looks. i want to look pretty/girly/cute but i just don't? i don't know what's wrong with my face but i kind of just look bad. what can i do to improve my looks? what haircut will flatter me? how do i improve my hair? i need help i want to feel confident again. will post pic of myself below although i don't know if that's a mistake lol

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How do I get a gf like pic related?

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> Here I'll fucking say it.
> I AM FUCKING GAY
> I want to start HRT and become a female
> 19
> I'm not brave enough to do this, my parents will probably ktms ( even though my mother is the fucking fault in me be this fucking faggot )
> I'll never look like a girl. I'm 6'0.5", broad shoulders.
> I can't stand looking at beautiful girls and thinking 'what if'
> Somethings I think off'ing myself will be the best solution, But I know life have so much for me
> Thinking about moving away, cutting all connections and starting HRT, But still i'll look like a feminine dude rather than a women
> Drinking every night alone in my room, it doesn't even make sense, why would I do this.

that's it just wanted to take this of my chest, even writing this makes me feel a little bit better.

> pic related, not me but i'll look like this.

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I have no friends anymore, because i had a pretty big row with them and have no plans to come back to them. I also never had a girlfriend, not because i look super ugly or something, but im realy insecure about my appearance. Especially about my teeth which are kind of yellow-ish. So how do i get myself new friends if i have no real conections to other circles for lack of better words, and a girl if i have no friends to go out with and constant doubt about my looks?

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I already signed up for basic training and you can't quit once you join. I got a tour through the camp and the showers are all public. I can't do that, you have to shower in front of other people what if they see my dick? I don't know what to do really. I am thinking of just wearing a bathing suit in but I would be made fun of for that.

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>4chan and my grandfather tell me a good place to have sex Is a motel
>can't find one that allows an 18 and 19 year old
why do hotels do this??? I need to find a quick one in Brooklyn today that allows younger fags like me.

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>sunny day in London
>attractive women everywhere wearing little clothing
>26 years old and never had attention from women ever, only ever had escorts
>have zero friends or social life
>main hobby is sitting in public to feel less alone while drinking coffee, browsing 4chan on my phone, and feeling bad about all the attractive women who have lives on easy mode, 9001 matches on tinder, and consider all non Chads disgusting
>tfw became the loser loner guy after only a few days at my vacuous low effort government job; come in 30 minutes late, take 2 hour lunches, still feel bad
>tfw have nothing to say during small talk
>on Saturday and Friday nights sometimes walk outside and observe the Chad and Stacey hedonistic paradise I'll never experience due to my ugliness and shit social skills and zero friends head on in order to have some sort of catharsis
>tfw too intelligent to swallow self help BS; all advice is trivial
>20 % of men get all the women
>coffee ruins my sleep and therefore my gym lifts but can't bear to stop; similarly with junk food
>like reading but hate being told I have to read long and boring old books; even leisure becomes work
>all culture is a vacuous corporatised dishonest sham or pseudo
>feel guilty for not working on side projects; feel guilty for not enjoying my youth; too ugly to enjoy youth if I tried
>pol is right but we can do nothing; I'm not even white
>for the 700+ day in a row I am heading towards an evening junk food and coffee fueled blackpill epiphany about getting my life on track before delaying it by another day tomorrow
>see normieclones find socialising easier than breathing
>know there's no way to be part of anything unless you already have friends
>only proposed solution for social rejection is to be a pathetic beggar of attention
>find no satisfaction in anything

Chads and women live like royalty. The rest of the normie males sustain the rigged social economy. The subhuman males live alone in a wasteland.

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We've been together for almost 2 and a half years, and are mid 20's. She never went to parties or anything like that for our first 2 years,, but at her new job she's made some female friends which shes always wanted to do and they go out and do stuff now. In the past month and a half she's gone for like 3 girls nights at a bar dancing with her female friends, and just recently went to a birthday party.

I don't have the opportunity anymore since i changed jobs, but last year I was able to go some coworker parties and make friends and she was super controlling about it. She would be very upset and wanted me to text her throughout and leave early etc, and well, I complied. Her reasoning was that SHE doesn't do this stuff, so I shouldn't either. It made sense at the time, I'd say I was going just for a little bit, I'd text her, and I'd leave super fast. She is not returning the favor now essentially. And when I started to tell her this (on a day that she was gonna go for a girls night then come over to my house, but didn't realize the time and only texted me like 4 hours later that shes sorry time flew by) she went into a whole rant that I don't control her and she can do what she wants and shes never cheated and never given me a reason to be distrustful etc.

And its true, I don't have any belief or sense in my body that she would be cheating. I totally believe based on her personality that shes just going , having like a tiny sip of alcohol max (she really doesn't drink), and dancing and talking with her new girlfriends.

another post coming

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How to tell if you're depressed or you're just a lazy little bitch?

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I am learning how to detach myself from my feelings and become some kind of psychopath.

Anybody did pull off something like this?

I started eating paleo, then I switched to a Soylent alternative and then to eating once a day this Soylent food. I suffered a lot but this way I'm mastering myself.

Starting this month I'm working 11h a day and working out 1h per day from monday to friday. Weekends I'm free.


I was very depressed because women don't like me, and I'm wondering where to go with this psychopath project.
I don't want to harm nobody, but I want to live with the less feelings possible.

The long term goal is switching the jobs to live from home and basically live like a grandfather home alone, with comfort and no human contact until I die.

Which other pursuits should I undertake? Any ideas?

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How do I stop something like online dating/tinder/happn from becoming soul crushing?

I get some matches on tinder/happn, but I've only had 5 dates so far in about 2 month time. I work out, I run, I do all sorts of shit, but apparently I still have to act like a fucking circus monkey in order to even get the attention of anyone that matches with me.

Just not sure how to continue to deal with this shit.

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My best friend had recently wanted to talk to me about something serious. He has been fighting with lung cancer and it doesn't look like he's going to make it as the cancer has spread from his lungs so he's been doing the appropriate things to make sure his family is okay after he passes.

He's been very concerned about his family's well being after he dies. He and his wife have never made much money so they have little to survive on if he's gone so that's where I come in. We've been best friends for over 20 years and asked me to 'take over' for him and marry his wife and look after his daughter. He says that the only man in the world he trusts to take care of his daughter is me. I make far more money than he and his wife combined so he knows they'll be in capable hands with me. Apparently he and his wife had spoken about this and she's completely on board.

This seemed completely absurd to me. I told him that he's like my brother but, he knows I'm not a family man. I'm in my late-30s, marriage just isn't for me. He told me he's fully aware of these things but he's asking this huge favor as best friends. He said if it was just about his wife he wouldn't worry about her but he wants someone he can trust to raise his daughter.

I told him I can support them from behind the scenes but I didn't want to be the father figure or the husband. Then for the first time ever he cried in front of me and begged me to please look after his child. The guilt was heavy. I told him this wasn't a decision I could make right now and I needed to think about it. He agreed and hugged me before leaving.

I love his daughter, she's like my niece and we get along great and I'm on good terms with his wife but this is huge.

I just don't know what to do. I never wanted to get married or have a child. This is his dying wish to me, I feel like such an asshole if I say no. I love my best friend but I've been put in an impossible spot. What am I supposed to do? Either way I'll have huge regrets.