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Sucked a tyrannies dick and hated every second of it. What the fuck do I do now? How should I deal with this?

Now I've been watching tranny porn for a long time and have fantasized about the idea, so I got an escort, met up with it, kissed it and was planning on doing more but I sucked its dick, hated every second of it and it came in my mouth, being nervous, confused and absurdly polite I swallowed it - I realized almost immediately that the fetish brought on by years and years of indoctrination by porn is way different then actually doing something, I was even actually considering fucking it, but I didn't. I blew it and said I was uncomfortable, changed my mind and wanted to leave. What the fuck do I do now, how the fuck do reconcile any of this, I literally had a dudes dick in my mouth and I realize - well always thought - that it is a dude and pretending it wasn't was retarded. In a literal way atleast I know I'm not gay because the whole thing was fucking surreal and disgusting and I hated every second but in the greater scheme I'm essentially fucking gay, what the fuck do I do now? How do you cope with something like this? It really bothers me.

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sad 16 year old boy who has no job and plays piano on a near professional level but no one gives a fuck, looking for job, likes coats and making normie gestures, what do for job? I live in Australia have fun doxxing

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I plan on enlisting into military (excluding Coast Guard). The problem is, I don't know which branch to join (excluding. I like working with technology (preferably computers) and would love to travel. I'd also prefer not being homeless after the military, I want to be financially stable. What do, /adv/?

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My boyfriend is very insecure.
He's being treated for depression (sees a therapist, takes medication).
He often says he's not worth my time and he doesn't know why I am with him, or jokes about how I should have higher standards and I should date someone better than him. He uses tons of self deprecating humour and is constantly making jokes about the way he looks or how shit my taste for guys is.

I make sure to be very affectionate and try to make him feel desired, but other than that I don't know how to help him.
It doesn't impact us negatively, but it makes me so sad to feel like he's not doing well.

How can I help him?

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It's an immature concern of mine, and an insecurity I honestly believe I should've grown out of by now, but how do I get over having a small penis? I feel my fears of being unable to satisfy a woman have been exacerbated by popular media -- portraying men with big dicks to be better in bed and far better romantic partners -- and now I can't put this fear to rest.

I've met a girl, and I love her, and we've talked about marriage now; but one thing I can never bring myself to say or discuss is my length. I'm scared that we won't have a successful, or happy sex life and that it'll drive her to cheat on me, despite her claims and promises that she never would. I want to give her the absolute best, but I'm worried our sex life won't be the absolute best.

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So is Computer Science actually a good major to study in? I'm pretty much setting up my life for it, and from everyone I know, from friends, to statistics, and to professionals, it is like an end-all major.

>technically considered a STEM major IIRC.
>opens you up to a fuck ton of jobs that are constantly hiring because of how broad the major is
>brings in good pay if you just want a decent life style
>not even that math-intensive as long as you aren't working with something that uses physics or insane calculations

What's the catch? Not only that, but it allows me to pursue video game development, which has always been my life long dream, even if it is just coding.

Is there a big boogieman waiting to get me in this future? What's the trap here? Is it really the major people make it out to be?

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So far my past boyfriends have been rather on the submissive side which does not contrast well since I'm shy/submissive.
Everyone's different, but it seems like no one ever fully takes initiative.
When I say I want dominate, I do not mean overly cocky or a slave master.
How do I get qt masculine bf like pic related?

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28 male with no hope of ever having a GF and having a good job. Planning to hang myself is it overall a reliable method?

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so after 24 lonely years i finally got a gf. what is some advice i could use so she doesnt leave me.

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Femanon here that's dealing with chronic illness and has little patience for bullshit and sugar coating.

Post what's bothering you ITT and I'll give you some harsh love and advice to the best of my ability.

Explain your situation and what you're doing or not doing to get out of the situation. Based on that, I can criticize and help you realize what you're doing right or wrong.

I will be as harsh as I can be to give you a proper reality check since I know a lot of you need it.

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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off

>Why is there no new thread?
Create one yourself. You can use these macros: https://imgur.com/a/y6BF2

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Did you have to chase your current GF?

I am currently under the impression that if a girl isn't giving you obvious go ahead signals, she isnt interested romantically.

Has anyone here pursued a girl through mixed signals until they eventually became your gf or does this only happen on TV???

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Is it normal for a 13 year old to start dressing in black, saying edgy shit, and going by a retarded name among his peers. I'm praying my son isn't autistic.

He seemed normal until these past 3-4 months. I'll admit I'm autistic myself but I was the extroverted type of sperg back in school who never noticed everyone was making fun of my antics.

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She says "you are more than a friend but i dont want a serious relationship" im too autistic to understand. What does she mean . Do i still have a chance with her? Pic not related

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A month ago i mistakenly poured grease down a friend's sink while washing her dishes. she said she send the invoice. A couple of week ago we agreed upon an estimate of 300 based on the plumbers hourly charge. She wound up paying 427 and some change but said 300. The plumber said that it busted her main pipes and she needs a new dish washer. I did offer to pay the full amount but she said I could never pay what I truly owe her and I asked what that would be she said you need not worry. This is how she wanted the money. 140 upfront then 161.92 off my debit card to pay her water bill. On the day I paid her the starter on the car I was driving went out and I had it towed while her mom had to come pick me up to take me to her and she took me home after she collected the money. Now days before I paid her I noticed there was a duplicate profile of me on facebook and it had befriended 2 of my friends one of which knew my friend and communicated with them and told them something only she and I knew so I assumed it was her and asked her why'd you created a fake profile of me. She gets mad and tells me she's going to tell her mother that it was me that poured the grease down the sink (she lied to her and said she did it) she drops me off home and later mentions she would take me to small claims court over the dishwasher but I have txt messages of her saying she would replace the sink and for me to not worry about it. Would that be sufficient evidence should she take me to court?