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So I was at this party. I'm 18 years old and here the drinking age is 21. I drank some whiskey and my friend took a picture and sent it to a few people. However one guy it went to said I shouldn't be doing that at this age so two days later on Monday (i already forgot about it at this point) he showed all the teachers and staff at school who said they didn't care since it was off school property and i wasn't representing them. So my friends called the police on the non-emergency number and showed them the pictures showed them pictures of me having the whiskey. What do i do? Should i call a lawyer will i need a lawyer?
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>>18412313

thery will likely not care. its really hard to argue that you actually drank the alcohol.
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>>18412313
That's what you get for breaking the law. Try not being a degenerate next time
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>>18412316
There's a picture of me actually drinking it.

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Mulatto guy here and need advice from other blacks/mulattos.
How can I take advantage of the fact that normies assume I'm cool for being (part)black? I'm introverted but people say every now and then that I'm cool. Which I'm not. I'm just quiet and calm. That aside, what should I do to completely take advantage of my black heritage and rise in popularity like crazy?

Advice of whites not needed. I don't need some dumbed down perspective of how blacks are supposed to be like.
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It's practically impossible. I'm a mulatto as well, and both sides always joke around with me about this but it's a very serious fact that really hurts me.
You're not black enough to be accepted by blacks as black.
You're not white enough to be accepted by whites as white.

We don't have history, our grandparents may be slightly relevant for having an interracial relationship but the offspring is nothing to gawk at.
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>>18412128
this desu
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>>18412128
the first black president was "mulatto" you degen self-racist bitch

>>18412113
stop being an autist self-deprecating self-racist fool. go socialize instead of theorizing about it on the computer.

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i'm 18 and getting my 3 wisdom teeth removed within the next couple months. usually after a surgery they give you meds such as vicodin etc. i'm thinking that i want to go without pain killers and only take aspirin. how painful is it to go without pain killers? my dad said he didn't have pain killers when his were removed in the 80s and he was just fine
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Aspirin is all you need, in my opinion. I got mine out recently and there was some discomfort for about a week after but not enough to warrant vicodin. You should be fine
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>>18411713
>getting my 3 wisdom teeth removed within the next couple months.
Why? The dentist didn't talk you into it did they? Only remove them if they cause you problems.

My dentist pushed that shit so hard. Told him no, my wisdom teeth are fine. $500 a tooth, fuckoff.
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>>18411846
I've been to a routine check up and the dentists first fucking sentence was "Uh, you still have your wisdom teeth. We remove them. Do you have anything planet for today?". And I'm like yeah, no... I've got stuff and things and never gone there again. Googled that shit and they get 50€/wisdom teeth. No wonder they try to push everyone to remove them. Fucking dental kikes.

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Is nofap actually good? Does it improve motivation?
I jack off once per day usually, is that too much?
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if you feel tired alot, taking a fap break and make you feel better
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>>18411628
I need a fap break then. Too bad I just got done fapping
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>>18411623
Is Nofap actually good? It seems more like a placebo effect to me. I stopped jerking off for a week (I usually jerk off 1 - 2 times a day), but all that happened was I got SUPER horny on like day 6, held it together, then jerked off and came on day 7, but it was an unsatisfying release. It seems to me like it would only help if you were actually addicted to jerking off, and it was cutting into time for other activities.

I dunno, maybe I'd have to do if for longer to get the effects but god no, seems like a waste of time. I'd rather just force myself to be productive while I can still jerk off than not jerk off and end up not productive anyway. Maybe the only thing good would be stopping porn, as its hard for me to cum without pron.

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I've given it some thought after a few months, and I decided I'm going to tell my feelings to my crush.

That being said, there are still several problems stopping me.
>I don't even know if she considers me a friend.
>She's having a party, but I don't know if I can make it.
>I've never talked about love.

If I miss the party then I might never see her again. What do I do
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What do you mean by telling her your feelings?
Why not just ask her on a date? Unless that's what you mean.
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>>18411308
ask her on a date. thats it, don't do anything else or she will think you're a creep
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>>18411326
I wanted to let her know that I like her, and if she likes me

Also since I'm a total loser at love how do I ask for a date. I figure it shouldn't be sudden.

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Anyone here believe that love isn't for everyone?

There are so many decent people in the world who go their entire lives without ever experiencing true intimacy and love. Does it just come down to luck? Or is it simply all chemical?

I feel confident enough to say I'm a decent guy. I've even had female friends tell me that too. But I just really have this feeling that I'm not meant for relationships or love. Just curious if anyone else feels like this!
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I've had only bad luck in love :(
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>>18411216

Same here, a lot depends on your past experiences if any. Just be open someday if you allow it , it will find you at least that's what people usually say.
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I don't even think love exists.

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Someone please explain why tf I only attract fat women.

Be me 5'9 130lbs average looking. I guess to most people I'm a bit to skinny. It doesn't make sense why a guy like me who is able to keep their weight down like this attract women who could give a shit less about what they look like.
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>>18410492
>attract
You are boy. That means it is your job to try seduce girl both online or offline. If all you do is wait passively, only super desparate (like the fat ugly ones) will try to hit on you. Simply because no boy would ever hit on them by himself.

So either lower your standards or hit on pretty girls yourself.

Also show
>>>/fit/ sticky
to them and tell them to unfatten themselves first. It is possible.
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you like what you like, you can't control it

you are a whale hunter, nothing can change that, so embrace it
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>>18410546
But I don't want to be a whale hunter
Wat do?

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I drunkenly let a guy cum in me last night. Obviously gonna get checked but my period is supposed to come in 2 days, should I still get plan b?
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>>18409384
no, get the kid and sue him for child support.
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better safe than sorry

and please stop getting drunk and fucking guys, even if you don't get pregnant what if he has HIV?

You were almost certainly not the first drunken slut he fucked without a condom, who knows what he could have been exposed to. And now you've been exposed to it to, learn your limits.
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why did you let a random guy cum inside you

thanks btw

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when I get stupid high I feel and use mannerisms that are like a girl and I want to fucking kill myself when I sober up.

for a split second I looked at my roommate romantically...

How to stop this shit
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Suck a few cocks dude its 2017 nothing is gay anymore
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Is it at all possible you have repressed feelings for your room mate?
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>>18413893
Fuck no. Dudes don't seem attractive to me so much as being a girl does. I wouldn't feel comfortable at approaching any other man romantically if I wasn't a female

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I'm a girl, unattractive, shut-in, overweight... and a virgin.

I finally mustered up the courage to try dating someone online a few months ago before my first year of college ended. Of course I didn't get matched to people who look like Brad, but I ended up meeting a very nice guy. He's so sweet, and he has so much energy, and he's really really tall (I'm 152cm, he's 184) and he just has a great personality about him. He makes me want to be a better person, which I think is what a relationship is all about. Or so says my mom.

Yesterday he finally convinced me to go to the pool with him, and I reluctantly accepted, even though I hadn't been in a pool in years and I planned to just wear my sweater and board shorts over a one-piece. But then when he came to pick me up in his swimsuit... He's huge. Freaky huge, down there. I've never had sex, I'm petite, and I honestly haven't seen a dick in real life before. I mean, sure, I've gotten toys, I've had sex-ed, I've seen porn. I even walked in on one of my friend's with her boyfriend at a party, and she bragged he was pretty big, but this was just... I dunno. Alien? Is that a good word for it? I don't want to break up with him, but at the same time he has... Well... Too much, or at least much more than what I'm comfortable learning sex with.

What do I do? Should I just break up with him?
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Find a betadude with small cock, reverse cuck mr. Bigdick, film it, make a new subgenre of porn, get rich.
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Don't break up with someone over the size of their junk. Just ask him to take it slow, use lots of lube or something. When girls are properly aroused they can fit pretty large stuff up there.

Asking him to take it slow is also a really good way to see how much he cares about you.
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>>18413844
Is it really about his cock, or rather about you being afraid of sex?

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I want to stop eating more than anything. I just hate my life so much because I've always been overweight. I've never been skinny and it is my dream to be skinny.

Is there anything I can do in the moment I face food or think about it to stop myself from eating it?
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Find a chant dude. Im a drug addict and those are what work for me. Get into yoga, its nowhere near as hard as you might think
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Also obvious answers, drink water replace snack and comfort foods w vegetables and fruits, eat small meals every 2-4 hours, dont eat to get full eat to not feel hungry. Track your nutrient and caloric intake, etc.
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>>18413643
A chant? You mean like singing? I don't know about yoga, what would that do?

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I've developed feels for a girl who I paid to have sex with. I was the first guy she's fucked for money (except for a dude she lets jerk off over her feet but doesn't fuck) We've been chatting all day, even after the sex.

What the fuck do I do?
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Find yourself a girl that will be faithful to you. These girls willing to sell their bodies for money just really aren't long term relationship material in my opinion. It creates a lot of problems later on down the road. Don't worry OP there's plenty of girls to meet.
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you ever hear of the expression "why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free"? you somehow have the inverse of this proverb....
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Figure out her drug of choice, aquire lots of it, use it as leverage so shell stay w u until she becomes ugly.

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Last Saturday mu best friend through a little party at his house because his parents went out of town. It was only supposed to be about 5 people or so, all guys. But before we knew it about 20 people showed up. I told my gf that I was at his house and we were just plying video games but we we're actually playing beer pong. I didn't plan to drink a lot but as more and more people showed up I ended up drinking more. Two attractive girls from work showed and, and I know one of them likes me. As the party started to fade around 3am I started to be very forward with the one girl because she had been suggesting and flirtatious as she usually is at work. I told her that I wanted to have sex but she kept kind of asking about my gf and stuff. Thankfully we did not do anything sexually but when I look back I was being so obnoxious to her and I couldn't help myself. After my failed attempts at trying to bed her I went inside at about 4am from outside where me and best friend and the girl were all talking. (my best friend was also being very forward) I hate myself for being such an idiot and I feel really really bad because I love my girlfriend and if she ever found out she would be so hurt, and I don't even know what he would do. My best friend on the other hand stayed outside talking to her for the until like 6am and he actually made out with her, he also has a girlfriend. It actually bothers me that he did that and that he's okay with it. The next day I told the girl that I was sorry for what I did and how I behaved. I didn't want her to tell anyone but the next shift I worked a few of my coworkers already knew which was annoying. I don't want this to leak out to my girlfriend and I rally don't want to tell her. I've stopped talking to the girl all together but I just can't get this guilty feeling out of my consciousness. Please help, I can't sleep at all.
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I apologize for the shitty grammar, my cellphone keyboard is all fucked up.
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>>18413540
At the very least, you need to figure out what it was that drove you to nearly cheating. There's something about your relationship where you don't feel satisfied. Not having enough sex? Not attracted to your girlfriend? Needing attention and sex from girls to feel valuable? Some other issue? Until you fix it, you're likely to run into this scenario again and again. Whatever it is, find it. Work on it. Talk to your girlfriend about it. Get through it together. Do it right, and your relationship will come out stronger in the end.
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>>18413548
Also, work on why you feel like it isn't safe to be honest with your gf about you drinking at the party instead of just playing video games.

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Okay, so I'm 21, I've had sex with 3 girls so far.
I'm really not relationship material, I always seem to be finding excuses to break up, however my sexual apetite js still like that of a 14 yearold who just recently discovered porn, and I need to start pulling in more chicks.

Here is the deal though, if possible I'd like to avoid clubs or bars, and i want to somehow use the fact that ive been told by everyone who has seen me nude thus far, that I have the biggest cock they have ever seen.
Easy sluts should be into that, right?

So how could i take advantage of the fact that I have a monsterous dong, to fuck more girls, without coming off as too much of a fuckboy to a general population.

I was considerig leaking my own nudes and then pretending im embarassed or something. Ideas?
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When they swipe u on tinder, after warming them up and making sure their intentions are clear, ask to send pics of your cock. Do not mention your cock is big because they dont wanna hear that from you. Once youve shown them your dick sex comes naturally, ny dick is only 7 inches and girls go nuts when i send pics
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>>18413490
>without coming off as too much of a fuckboy to a general population
Why do you care? If you wanna fuck girls with your big dick, do it, go crazy, don't be ashamed
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>>18413534
>Do not mention your cock is big because they dont wanna hear that from you

this lmao
I've a 8.5" and I learned this the hard way. People of both genders will hate you

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How bad it is not to finish your university education if you have an ok job?

It's very likely that I won't pass my finals, which will be in 2 days. This is already my last chance... anyway I have a full time job in IT (degree is not in IT), which makes enough money and I generally like my employer.

Will it be a big deal if I'll become a dropout?

Some people say that the lack of degree can be a serious problem when it comes to a promotion, but I got the work when I didn't have a degree and nobody has ever asked me to finish it. I told my boss that I'd like to get promoted to a senior position in the next 0-2 years and she didn't mention anything about my education when we were talking about it.
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What was the point of even entering university in the first place?
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If you've only got two classes to go, just finish it.
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university should be about broadening knowledge and expanding your horizons. if you've already got a sweet job or can afford leaving w/o degree then do whatever you want.

if it takes a shitload of debt to finance your education, dropping out is the worst thing you could do. at least get something tangible out of it.

i finished 2 years at a prestigious private university, and just throwing that on my resume impresses people but a lot comes down to work history and making a good impression.

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