i have to bring my desktop computer into best buy to get the fan replaced, how do i make sure they won't go looking through all my files?
>>18379362
take out the hard drive
better yet, replace the fan you'reself
>>18379362
Replace the fan yourself pretty fucking easy
>>18379362
this is the same best buy that works with the federal government to spy on people?
yeah just fucking order the parts and do it yourself. youtube it.
Friend sent nudes to me and wants to "hang out" for fun, doesnt want a relationship, what do?
>>18379357
Tell your friend she is a slut and that you're not interested in hooking up with sluts.
"I'm not interested in being your orbiter"
>>18379357
you need to post the images here so we can help you with your decision.
Some kind anons gave me good advice several weeks ago, and it led to me asking someone out and going on a few dates. I have to kiss her now, I had tried last time but became completely paralyzed when my face touched hers, so I just gave her a peck and said goodnight. My previous experience is with one other person who I was with for years, but as we were both amateurs we never really "learned" how to kiss like a normal adult human.
TL;DR What is a normal way to kiss someone for the first time?
>>18379311
just stick your tongue in and out really fast aiming between her lips.
>>18379349
Thanks friend. Anyone else have advice?
>>18379311
You HAVE to kiss her now?
Anyway, don't put thought into it. Just kiss. Don't fucking French kiss for the first one. In my experience is good if you're playful with eachother, like tickling, booping noses, getting comfortable touching in flirty ways like that.
My girlfriend wants to make a threesome with another girl but I'm insecure because I have a small penis, what do you think?
>>18379289
You should say no to that harlot and dump her. Find someone who wants to be 100% committed and monogamous with you, and not some degenerate concupiscent child.
>>18379289
just start stretching that fuckign thing unitl you get to 6inches
>>18379289
what does the other girl think is more important :)
also u dont really care about advice do you
hey, /adv/
I am a 24 year old male who has been with his first and only girlfriend for the past 2 years. She has a great personality, sense of humor, is very affectionate and lovable. She also has solid values and thinks a lot about the future (getting married and having children). Physically, she is a bit overweight (30 extra pounds), and at first this caused an attraction problem for me. Her amazing personality won me over to the point where even though physically I might not find her attractive, the person she is makes her attractive to me. The sex is great and we connect deeply, not just as lovers but as friends and partners.
Although she corresponds to what I'm looking for in a life partner in almost every way, I can't help but want to have sex with other girls. This may sound shallow but the truth of it is that there are so many pretty girls around that I sometimes find myself feeling sad and wishing I could feel for my girlfriend the intense rush of attraction I feel when in the presence of an attractive woman.
I know how extremely lucky I am to have found such a wonderful and sane girl, but at the same time, I can't help but wonder what it would be like to be with someone else, especially sexually. I would never cheat on her but sometimes wish I could.
wut do?
have you tried talking to her about going to the gym with you? have you done anything to address the issue that you are not sexually attracted to her?
>physically i might not find her attractive
Thinking with both heads at the time same time often leads to problems. Seems like you have the head on top thinking this the woman of you're dreams emotionally, and you got your other head genetically programed to think of making the offspring with the best genes telling you could be fucking someone more attractive than this.
>that feeling of guilt after you nutted to a wierd genre of porn
thats whats gonna happen if you cheat on your girl. The only thing you can do anon is try to shape your girlfriend into someone you'd like to fuck attractively. Plus most "hot" girls are stuck up bitches
Hey OP, I'm a 24 year old in a 7 year relationship with my first girlfriend. We fell in love the hard way,I never crushed on her but she is a great person and I think she will make a great mother.
I have your exact problem and it has caused more than a little heart burn. I think I have found a solution that sounds like it will implode on it self but hasn't yet.
Flirt with girls you find attractive and do it shamelessly and openly. Don't talk to your girlfriend about other girls but don't be afraid to let loose a hungry smile or let your eyes wander. If you meet pretty girls at a place you're a regular at, try to impress them and make them smile. Be attractive, be a stallion. You'll be a better mate because you're not complacent.
If you don't want to cheat, you won't. I haven't. I've been taking pretty girls as muses and it has led to great things every time.
If you don't express your libido you will rot. It is a powerful force and not something to squander.
Any other OCD sufferers here? Post your Obsessive Fear, its trigger, and your Compulsive safety ritual.
Success stories and tricks that've helped you are encouraged, but don't reassure/confirm anyone-- remember, it just feeds the obsession.
>Fear: Nuclear Death
Used to be Schizophrenia, but I guess I've gone up in the world. Death by nuclear bombing is the worst death imaginable. I realize it's literally "sudden death", but that just makes it more scary, I want to stare my death in the eyes for awhile, the total chaos of its instantaneous destruction is just too much for me to handle. I've been freaking out, and it's hard to trust Trump or Un to be rational about their weapons.
>Trigger: Plane sounds, North Korea news
>Ritual: Checking Twitter news updates constantly
Meditation/Mindfulness has been helping more, but I still get these awful near-panic episodes
Don't worry about the future
https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI
That I failed my dad. The compulsive safety ritual is , "maybe things will work out?" , it never did the way it should have done so it's aim for the least worse outcomes.
>>18379086
Boy do I have a story for you.
I developed OCD when I was 15, mostly centered on food safety and shit like that. I was paranoid it'd been somehow contaminated, usually by bodily fluids/waste of humans or animals. I also washed my hands excessively. I knew I had OCD but I didn't know enough about to take care of myself. What ended up happening is I reinforced it until I got to the point that I straight-up did not eat and barely drink for a month. Unsurprisingly, I almost died.
Whenever I'd go to the ER for a fluid IV, they'd tell me I needed to see a psychiatrist but I was in such poor health that I couldn't do this. I even tried a couple of times and couldn't handle that. On one ER visit, the results on my blood-work were so poor they finally caved and had me hospitalized. No one told me at the time, but I was in on-the-verge-of-multiple-organ-failure mode. I spent two weeks in the hospital on a feeding tube, got a diagnosis and started Zoloft, and then sent to a psych ward for 10 days, still on the tube. I got it taken out soon after I left.
I had a few more incidents like that, but none so severe.
I'm 19 and mostly normal now, but I didn't graduate high school, haven't gotten a GED yet, and haven't even started to submit job applications. But I travel pretty well (thanks, Mom), go to concerts, meet new people, and generally do normal-person-things although with a little more apprehension than most.
I recommend cognitive-behavioral-therapy, medication, reducing the stress in your life, and surrounding yourself with a good team of medical professionals if you're able.
So either tomorrow or the next day, I will be meeting up with a woman who explicitly wants to take my virginity (it's her fetish). She's very understanding and just wants to make it special for me. She's basically told me that I can do "whatever you want" and that "you don't have to go home right away; you can hang out til you're ready to go again".
I'm kind of intimidated personally. How should I approach this?
How did you meet this woman
I want to meet her
>>18379069
Reddit has a board for this.
Someone on here told me so I was curious.
>>18379088
Holy shit what board?
I NEED THIS
Alright so I'm watching a family friends house and I have to admit I'm a bit of a snooper. Well I've snooped around and I see a camera in the house. Come to find out he has a swann security camera system. Now I've been jerking off in the living room and doing other weird shit I won't mention. I think I saw a camera in there and I'm worried about what he might say. Should I just not say anything and pretend it never happened? Could I possibly come up with an excuse for my aberrant behavior? WHAT DO I DO?
>>18379059
>doing other weird shit I won't mention
Depends on what this is.
>>18379066
I don't think any weird shit I did was on camera besides just jerking off but I did go through their drawers. I don't know why I just can't help but look at everything
>>18379077
This better be bait. No way someone is this stupid
!
>>18379045
yeah
>>18379067
how nigga
>>18379070
>nigga
I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong board. Racism is not allowed here. You should try >>>/pol/
Also, ask >>>/g/, they'll tell you how to hack
>Be me
>Me and two of my friends at the mall.
>Go to shoe store.
>See a cute 7/10 girl.
>I decide to try and make a move
>Strike conversation with her.
>Things went well.
>She said her favorite drink was "red bull"
>I offered to buy her one before the store closes.
>She said, "if you want to"
>I rush to the convenient store. It's 8:55pm and the store closes at 9:00pm.
>I am rushing back to the store.
>Run into my friends who say I look like "simp" and I realized that I Looked pretty stupid.
>managed to make it back in time.
>Give her the drink.
>She says "thank you."
>She then gives me her Snapchat
>But she told me she had a bf.
How bad did I fuck up today /adv/? Be Honest.
Don't waste money on bitchs with dicks.(ask for refund)
>>18378999
your digits should tell you that you fucked up. you don't go get the drink for her and then bring it back, you take her out for the drink. and no one goes out for a redbull
>>18378999
Go back to /r9k/
I haven't been able to sleep since about November/December
I'm laying in bed rn and its 4am and I don't know what to do
I stayed up for 3 days not too long ago and it kinda fixed my sleep for about a week then it broke again
;(
>>18378998
see a doctor, long-term sleep problems can fuck up your brain
stay up so long, you fucking kill yourself. eternal sleep. problem solved.
alternatively, post reasons why you think you stay up: excessive energy, constant thought, feelings of anxiety. it all helps in finding a solution.
look into meditation, my point being if you can learn to dismiss rouge thoughts, sleep comes easy. through meditation, your constant analysis is controlled through focus and discipline. it aint easy but its worth it if you value your sanity.
>>18379010
Ya know, I think it already fucking has
What symptoms should I look out for if my brain is damaged
I don't want to see a doctor because I am worried that will make me unlegible to enlist, and I'm dependant on getting this job.
I've been out of the city for a month (came home from uni) and my gf lives in the city. we skyped every day for hours and I came back once to meet for the day. I'm only 19 so not much money so going all that way was a big deal (3 hours away).
I came back yesterday to move into my new room in a house. It doesn't allow visitors so of course i stayed over at hers for the first night. she paid for my bus ticket which I appreciated and got her dinner. We woke up at 6 for her work and I had to make my way back to the house but first had to get my uni bus pass, basically around 3 hours walking. Then I had to unpack lifting heavy shit up a spiral stair case, get groceries, buy a bunch of shit and carry it home, etc.
"Hey anon, wanna go downtown today?" Downtown is 2 hours away by transit. She's already there cause of work.
I say I can't, I'm just too tired and need to rest and say I could meet her somewhere closer.
She starts going "no i dont want to see u for the whole week now" when I ask why she says "dont owe u explanations" and says "I can say no too" etc.
Is it me or is she being really childish? Or am I the bad guy here?
>>18378997
She's being childish. Suck punch that bitch in the cunt.
you just got shit tested in a big way. she wants to make sure the relationship is on her terms, not yours.
>>18378997
Yeah she's being a cunt. Could just be vaginal bleeding time or something. Give her a chance, and if she continues acting cunty just drop her.
On May 31st I got a call from my neighbors sister saying the she nor her brother could get a hold of my neighbor and if I could go check on her. (She is a horder so sometimes she loses her phone so this happens alot.) So I said okay. So I push my door open and make my way up stairs to the bedroom and I found her dead and she had began to rot. According to the medical examiner she had been there for at least a week. Everytime I close my eyes I keep seeing her dead body laying there in the trash heap she called a home. What do I do?
Never close your eyes.
This painted a grim mental image in my mind
I feel you man. Pay for some therapy sessions if you can.
>>18378971
That was two days ago, mate. I'm sure it'll pass.
Ok, so yesterday i was mauled by a 150 pound German Shepherd, and after trying to tear off my arm and leg, he went right for the crotch. I'm pretty cut up and bruised on my forearm and thigh, but my main concern is the head of my penis. When it first happened, it looked as if there was a blister on the tip of my penis, but now that it's a day later, i can see that his teeth pierced my head in four places, and the area around it is swollen and red, almost giving the appearance of a blood blister. It stopped bleeding about five hours after it happened, and one of the puncture marks has started to scab over. I've been taking care of it, but i don't know if i need any medical attention. What should I do?
You have 2 choices.
>go to a doctor
or
>Stack up on alcohol or pain meds
>ride it out like a man
>hope it does not get infected and still works properly
>>18378910
why the fuck didn't you see a doctor ?
you're in for a darwin award
To late for a doctor, you're losing it
At least take pics and vids to post on /b/
I want to become Chad. How do I do this?
You make it so.
>>18378842
On a side note. I'm 19. My hair is badly receding. Will shaving my head cause any negative side effects?
>>18378849
Significant hair loss.